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Woke. Angry. Democrat. Atheist. Tree-hugger. Voter. 🟧 #ItsTheGuns #BLM #LoveIsLove #MyBodyMyChoice If you put me on a MAGA list, I will block you.

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@JudyLar74152347 Un, that's called a retweet and it's kinda a thing. Perhaps you should go back to Facebook?
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This is Bakersfield, CA. High crime, high poverty, high unemployment, dirty streets, and the worst air quality in the country. If you asked 100 residents of Bakersfield who their Congressperson is, 90 of them wouldn't be able to tell you. This is Kevin McCarthy's district.
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@LannyBrown78 There is no such thing as a "woman under the age of 16."
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"John Amann told NBC News he bought $2,200 worth of Trump Bucks and other items over the past year only to discover they were worthless when he tried to cash them in at his local bank."
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He's gone. Died this morning. Just a little over a year after his diagnosis. Hug your loved ones, peeps. 😭😭😭💔💔💔 #FuckCancer
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My next-door neighbor, who helped me build a fence after I moved in, who I share a love of music with, and who is an extremely talented landscape designer, was put into Hospice care tonight. Renal cancer. He's 47. 😭💔 #FuckCancer #FuckCancer #FuckCancer
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Okay, my foodie friends: Besides salt and pepper, what are your top 5 most ESSENTIAL seasonings? (Dried, powdered, paste, etc.) Asking for my pathetic cooking skills.
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@NoLieWithBTC Yeah, they're still married because if they try to leave their husband will literally kill them! 😡😡😡
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@yru_gey @mrsdobbins_ @LadyofKyria Are you fucking kidding me? If I'm in labor and some random man walks in and says he wants to "observe" me, I'm calling security and then my lawyer. Good god.
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@Jfoster_USC1 @newsbusters But I'm guessing "grab 'em by the pussy" was a-okay with you?
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My neighbor and her 5-year-old grandson just brought over Christmas cookies that HE made. He likes dinosaurs. 🤣🤣🥰
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Dear @MSNBC : I will not be watching your network today because I cannot watch Andrea Mitchell. Why do you refuse to listen to your viewers and get rid of her? 😡
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@4everNeverTrump @realDonaldTrump What the fuck is he even talking about with Biden's "debate performances"? Has Biden been having secret debates that we don't know about? 🤦‍♀️🙄
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OMG you guys! I've just been blocked by @dloesch ! My VERY FIRST block by a Russian crisis actor! I'm so proud! 😊
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@georgefayner @Comey Your piece of shit potus leaked classified information to the Russians in the Oval Office! (No U.S. press allowed, of course.) Also, Dotard still uses an unsecured phone, so maybe you should sit the fuck down.
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I love how she stages this photo in an old shed instead of in her fking house where she's been confined. And she's in her house "UNABLE TO LIVE," people! I have no sympathy for a single one of these assshats. 😡
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I, a mom & grandmother with no criminal history, have lived like this since #j6 . The box on my ankle holding me INSIDE the house, unable to live. In 13 days the government will force me to endure a 51 month sentence because the last 3 years of confinement means nothing.
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And as long as I'm bitching, can someone please tell me why - after over 3 YEARS, the DoJ hasn't figured out who the pipe bomber is? All the technologies, videos, statements, and physical evidence, and they STILL don't know who she is? They're either lying or utterly incompetent.
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@CC44467016 @TomABacon @elonmusk Sure, you can make crazy shit up and scream at the top of your lungs, unless doing so puts other people in danger. And if saying those things goes against Twitter's Terms of Service that YOU AGREED TO WHEN YOU JOINED, you get suspended. Get it?
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@RiccioLaw Be sure to update your CV with "Defends violent white racists." That should really bring in the clients.
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@newsmax Oh, well if @FoxNews reported it then it's definitely not true.
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@SenatePress Okay, @SenSchumer , it's time. Get Feinstein out of there before we lose everything! 😡😡😡 #FeinsteinOut
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@HobbyLobby I have never stepped foot in a Hobby Lobby and I never will. My local craft store has all I need and the owner isn't a fascist. #BoycottHobbyLobby
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@MacFarlaneNews With video footage from several different camera angles, physical evidence, body language, and the best technologies in the world, there's no way they don't know who this is. Why hasn't she been arrested?
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@OuisieM @leftofcentermi Yup, indoctrination. Or as the right likes to call it now, "grooming." 🤨
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@TomiLahren Because Republicans are racists and anti-semites?
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My next-door neighbor, who helped me build a fence after I moved in, who I share a love of music with, and who is an extremely talented landscape designer, was put into Hospice care tonight. Renal cancer. He's 47. 😭💔 #FuckCancer #FuckCancer #FuckCancer
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@DrankyDranks @NY_Knux I'd rather wait in a line and take off my shoes than be blown up by a terrorist, thanks. You're a real dikwad, you know that?
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@martyargyle1 Years ago, I was on my back porch with my dog and 8 yo daughter. Daughter gasps and says, "Mom, who's that man?" at the EXACT same time my dog growls and barks at the same spot in the backyard. There was no one there, but my girl described the last owner of the house in detail.
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@Talismancer @arenb @AOC Whenever they start with, "I don't like Trump, but..." you know you're in for the very best nonsense.
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@yashar I wish they'd do a show with @mayawiley @PreetBharara and other smart, sane lawyerly types.
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A funny Japanese car with multiple personalities has been abducted by an evil billionaire. #FreeLiamNissan
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@SusanLouise1977 @gtconway3d This is terrifying. Thanks for posting - sadly the ones who need to read it the most, won't.
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@NickR27 @sherry_lerew @Grandma_Shelia @RealLewisEdge @RepTrentFranks Actually, childbirth kills more women than abortion. By far! But you don't care, do you? You just want to stick your nose in others' biz.
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@murray_nyc @Acyn @sarahcpr You stole my thought - @sarahcpr needs to do this!
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OMG - Nicolle Wallace has a new baby! Okay, I'll forgive her for being gone...! 🥰😍👶💗💙
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@hellolanemoore And weed. We smoke lots of weed.
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@MissyAndrist @BlackDumpling57 Black Dumpling is a white man who runs around Twitter stirring up shit because he has no life. His TL is disgusting. But I'm sure Muskrat loves him! 😒
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@steppingup2U @TeaPainUSA See, this right here is why we think you are all so brainwashed and d u m b. A former president likely sold our county's top secrets to another country and you're worried about a fabricated story about a private citizen's drug use and laptop. Seriously, pull yourself together. 🤦‍♀️
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@cableguy1521 @morgan_alb @CNN @nikkihaley @DanaBashCNN Obama: U of Chicago Law, Harvard Law grad, Harvard Law prof, US Senator Trump: Game show host. That was easy.
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I made a cute little charcuterie for my b-day dinner. Very yum, but I forgot to buy hummus. Chocolate cheesecake for dessert! Because it's my fucking birthday, that's why!!!
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@cableguy1521 @morgan_alb @CNN @nikkihaley @DanaBashCNN Well, yes. A good education, knowledge of the law, and EXPERIENCE in gov't is more qualifying than being a game show host. Sit the fuck down
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@theMiFIGarage @piper4missouri So you think quality education should only be for the wealthy? And we all know what you mean when you say, "values of the family." White, Christian, and straight. Right, J.? Your bigotry is showing.
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@MeidasTouch I just posted this a few weeks ago.
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This is Bakersfield, CA. High crime, high poverty, high unemployment, dirty streets, and the worst air quality in the country. If you asked 100 residents of Bakersfield who their Congressperson is, 90 of them wouldn't be able to tell you. This is Kevin McCarthy's district.
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So, if I add @PenzeysSpices to this thread, do you think I will get a response? 🤔 You have quite the following! 💙
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@duty2warn I'm grateful every day he's not still on Twitter. Can you imagine? 😩
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@TochiOmeh @CC44467016 @TomABacon @elonmusk Lolz. Okay dude. My laptop is real, too, and the media refuses to confirm it! FaKe nEwS!
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@Esqueer_ We're they trespassing? Smearing their shit on the walls of a government building? Threatening anyone? No? Welcome to the "Police State of Florida." 😡😡😡
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@atrupar So 22 dead Americans didn't "rise to the level" of being important enough to tell the POTUS? Seems kinda a big deal to me...
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@JudyLar74152347 Be we can all still see them. And we are still laughing, now it's just behind your back.
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@bgmasters Are you and Tucker lovers? A lot of people are saying you're lovers. Is it true? I'm just asking questions.
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@LilyinIndiana @GainesDan Rich, white men can literally get away with anything in this country. 😡
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@tucky512 @DrGJackBrown I've been saying for months that there is no way the FBI doesn't know who this is. With all of their technologies and the videos, timelines, body language, etc.? They know who it is. They question is why aren't they saying?
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@chadfelixg @MadelineRyan4GA Defending the murder of a teenager is a really bad look, Chad.
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@jayblackisfunny @TuckerCarlson That is honestly the creepiest fukking "smile" I've ever seen. 😳
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@MsRaniJay @SoAlmondie @ReignOfApril I'm gracious and then re-gift them. My skin can't take that chemical stuff.🤷‍♀️
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@kornpopdog @MaryLTrump You don't have a first amendment right to threaten someone, genius.
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@futch570 @RogerJStoneJr @realDonaldTrump This is only the tip of the iceberg, pal. Supporting a traitor, trying to control women, and wanting to be ruled by a dictator also make you look bad.
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@Tim_The_Sandman @POTUS Move to Russia. I'm sure Putin would love you.
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@GOPChairwoman @realDonaldTrump @DuvalGOP Didn't expect America to fight back, did you? WE are the patriots and we WILL take our country back. If no one was hurt, I fully support the protest.
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@RealHousewifeMi @RepMTG Not to mention what books they should read, how they should worship, and how they can identify themselves. We need a bigger word than hypocrite.
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@brooklynmarie @AugustTakala He really should smile more.
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So I'm heading out to the store to get supplies for the week. What pairs better with a pandemic, wine or tequila? 🤔🍷🍹
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@toottootchoo @ponygirl923 Yes, I think babies cannot breathe in the womb. You think they can?
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@TopGunFP @elonmusk @timkhiggins @benshapiro @TEDchris Good god. This is the most embarrassingly shameless act of idolatry I think I've ever seen. 🤣🤦‍♀️ He didn't "build Tesla from the ground up." "Tesla Motors was founded as an electric carmaker by engineers Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning in 2003." - Britannica
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I'd really like to say how I feel about the Speaker of the House, but I'd also like to keep my account. #SOTU #SpeakerJohnsonIsATraitor
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@Stop_Trump20 When you were trying to make a mix tape and had to record all the songs off the radio without missing the beginning, and stopping & starting to get to just the right place at the end to start recording the next song.
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@Abceasy77 Yeah, because nothing says "I'm a tough guy" like Transitions lenses and crusty skin. 🤢🤮🤣
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@PaulGonzalez10 @TomiLahren They're right. Republicans DON'T care about others. Just look at their policies. Every single one of their stated policies hurts the most vulnerable among us. How anyone could ever vote R is beyond me. But I have a heart, so...
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So, on the day Muskrat reinstated Alex Jones's account because of "Free Speech!" he put me in jail for a week for a comment that contained no threats, no profanity, no porn, and no personal info. Because I broke "hateful content" rules. 🤦‍♀️ Anyway, I missed you all. 💗
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@LanaTheis Every word of what Mallory said:
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Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself. Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.
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@HoarseWisperer I bravely mailed a Valentine to my estranged daughter.
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@Jess_asli Off. What kind of monster sleeps with socks on?
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@shiagi @TJ_onfire @ChyanneDennis @skennedy8975 @Karmatrumpsgod And what the fuck is a "philopean tube"? 🤣🤣🤣
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@Bluertwo This god-awful monstrosity that looks like it drove out of a Wallace & Gromit scene.
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@Alyssa_Milano @BarackObama That little girl at the end, tho! 🥰💙
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@katerynparr @drquinngyn Anyone who takes healthcare advice from a Catholic without a medical degree deserves what they get.
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@washingtonpost How about delete the story? Shameful.
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@LauraButler6 @wbtphdjd @KuptonBlue @brianklaas @ThePhantomAnna Your interpretation of those videos is alarming. And do try to be more informed. #keepgunsfromcrazypeoplelikelaura
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My depression has taken a toll on me over the past two years. I'm home alone, no decorations, no presents, no big meal, just me and my pets. And not one person in my family has called or texted to check in on me. It's 3:30 and I just poured my first of many glasses of whine. 🎄🤶
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@kdoug57 @BritniDWrites Yeah, all you non-whites, accept responsibility for your bad choices of being non-white and respect us for our choice of being white! 🤦
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@johncardillo Whatever helps you sleep at night. Just kidding, I hope the nightmares never stop.
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@jeffreymlevy @TheStormRedux And the pussy-grabber himself is the loudest, saddest, most pathetic whiner of all.
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@ClownShoesPpl Oh, and Bakersfield also ranks high in places where people dump/abandon their dogs. He's cute, tho!😍😂
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@MarieB6860 @mccaffreyr3 @WildBill1102195 Yeah, when Gen McCaffery yells "danger" we should all listen! 😳
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Fifteen years ago today, my big sister was murdered by her husband. He has never been charged.❤️‍🩹 So this is my yearly reminder that if someone you know may be in a dangerous situation, PLEASE reach out, check on them, or just lend an ear. It could save a life.😘 #DomesticViolence
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I don't for a second believe the race is really this close. Missing ballots Removing mailboxes Closing polling places Voter ID laws Shortening voting times... This would have been a Biden blowout if the @GOP didn't cheat. My heart is breaking for my country.
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@Miriam2626 @robreiner Specifically, what part of this doesn't make sense to you?
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@atrupar Who wants to start a grunge band with me and call ourselves "Fragrantly Violated"?
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Californians, be sure to #VoteNo on September 14! This is close and we need all Dems to vote no! And remember to fill out the entire California ballot. Here’s why:
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@_CFCLiam @itsJeffTiedrich Doesn't sound like he's crying. Sounds like he's RIGHT! 😂😂 #TrumpIsALoser
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@AriAbolafya @JohnBrennan Anyone who listens to this babbling game show host and think he's smart, should really take a seat. 🤦‍♀️
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@RepMTG Gonna plant another pipe bomb?
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@TheKandiidGuy @gunsnrosesgirl3 Leadership isn't turning your back on your toddler when they look to you for help. EVER.
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@Lindas_Here @LVaddict618 This is perfect. Except you forgot the thumb drives, misc. business cards, and $3.12 in change.😉
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Sorry, but I'm SO sick of "I'm a 95yo diabetic with a heart condition who's been invited to a party with 250 MAGA anti-maskers who will be chanting, passing joints, and sharing tequila shots. Should I go?" JFC people. Stay home. Pour a beverage. Light a bowl and a sparkler! 🤦‍♀️
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@Eric_Conn @jchasedavis You do get that we're laughing AT you and your irrational hatred of women and cats, right?
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Can Cheetos and wine be dinner? It's been a tough week.🍷🤔
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@silentkil_er My favorite life advice and quote comes from Hemingway: Write drunk; edit sober.
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