Miss Andrist
@MissyAndrist
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Just here to rattle the patriarchy. Sweet like justice. PTSD awareness. Politics to the left. Atheist. Feminist. DMs generally welcome, I might answer
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I met a random man in the woods once. I was 11. Walking with my best friend. A guy around 25 yo was standing by a tree. Even at 11 we knew to avoid strange men. We took the path furthest from him. He saw us and yelled "hey, you're fine AF, wanna make out?" I said no. 1/2
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He pulled out what looked like a gun. We started to run. He yelled "stuck up bitch!". I felt a stinging pain in my ass cheek. He shot me with a bb gun in my ass. Just one reason I choose the bear.
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My fish had babies. Then, she ate them. It reminded me to call my mother.
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It's hard to keep up with notifications on this post but to all the ladies sharing their equally terrifying stories, I see you and I'm so sorry that these things are horrifically common ❤️
To the men calling me a liar, know that I couldn't care less and didn't write this for you
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@JacquiVotes
I'm so sorry that happened to you and that your family didn't get him out of your circle. Shame on him and them.
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Wouldn't it be beautiful if all the kids turning 18 in Georgia registered to vote and won us the Senate. We could fix everything.
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Ever had a guy beat on your windshield with your vibrator then text you that he's a nice guy? Well now I have. Add it to the list of bullshit I have seen because some dude didn't get his way.
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@IAmTheKimmel
Yes. And already with enough experience with grown men to know I was in danger quickly.
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@Vexed_prattler
Never would have guessed some man would be along to call me a liar. Shocking.
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@TheNeo_007
We are discussing core issues you pretentious fuck. And we'll continue without you. Bye now.
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When mental health experts warned us that the normalization of sociopathic behavior would lead to catastrophic social issues that would last for generations they were right. It took four years to normalize us to the point overthrowing the government became a "political issue"
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On this day six years ago, I escaped a highly physically and mentally abusive fifteen-year marriage. It was the hardest thing I ever did, and the absolute best thing I ever did. The physical scars have healed, the mental scars will always remain, but I prefer the woman I am now.
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@YouSureDid___
He was around his mid twenties. Would it make you feel better if he was younger. Ok, sure, he was younger.
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I just remembered that DeJoy is not only not facing charges but still running USPS and now I'm pissy.
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I'm gonna be that person and ask for some more followers! It's not my birthday or anything but I do have a birthday if that counts.
If we both hate Trump we're practically family!
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Patriarchy crumbs are what we call the units that let dudes pass them around all through their 20s and now they're pushing 40, wondering where the good men are, and they dress up as vaginas once in a while to go scream at passing traffic
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@Yomo42
They're always drawn to the name. Misogynists on twitter gave me this name and I owned it. Misandry isn't real, don't worry.
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@d0nttrustg00gle
@BlackDumpling57
Actually I don't give the flyingest of fucks what men think. I wasn't writing it for you guys, and I found out before she 11 that men don't care about women's safety.
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Notice the way many men here add details themselves to my story, then try to use their made up details to pull the story apart. And for the "it's only ONE story, Not All Men ™️" crowd, it's just the only story that took place in woods. There are many more. So, way too many men.
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@OnyxJaiide
Thank you for sharing, especially in this horrid comment section. I'm so sorry that happened to you. ❤️
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@Vexed_prattler
Interesting that you "weren't" questioning my story, yet you also 'were" questioning my story. Anyway, you're boring. Blocked.
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Well I can't make fun of Guy Fieri anymore, thanks 2020
Guy Fieri has raised $21.5 million for unemployed restaurant workers, which means Guy Fieri has done more for unemployed restaurant workers than Congress has in the last 8 months.
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Some guy at my table just smacked his three month old baby in the face for making a normal baby noise. Would it be rude to drop the saganaki on his lap after I light it?
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@sdpadrebob01
Have you? what you did here was make one story that happened to me about you. Finishing with the not all men when I didn't say that. I'm gonna guess that's also what you did there. I'm not giving you a cookie for not being a rapist, especially while you're upholding rape culture
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One year ago today I threw a bag of clothes, some makeup and $20 in my car and I fled an abusive relationship, going back to my hometown two states away. It's been a really tough year and I'm not where I want to be but at least I'm not where I used to be, that's enough for now
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Did you ever wake up and just think "fuck this day sideways with a fork" or is it just me?
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@CaslerNoel
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Meanwhile Q fans are touting Trump as the savior against pedophiles 🤔
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@Mermaidnchains
Thank you for asking this. It means everything to me. So far I'm all set but if I think of anything I'll throw it out there. Mostly this validation that I'm not the crazy one is perfect.
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This is from a children's book on conception and birth and this pic took me the fuck out, I'm crying
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@dukewindsor388
Good for them! 👏 whether they're eating it on dessert or each other, they're living their best life.
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@IvankaTrump
Can you pass that info to Daddy so you all can gtfo peacefully instead of ripping America apart at the seams? Thanks honey!
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Ever laid down to take a nap on a gorgeous Saturday afternoon and accidentally wake up Sunday? Like, sixteen hours later? I'm officially a lame ass.
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Sometimes you just have to spend the whole day trolling racists 🤷
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My new besties 🥰 Went in to adopt the black kitty and found out she has friends so why not just take the whole crew
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Did Trump lose today? I'll bet he did. Haven't even looked at the news yet today and I know the loser was losing.
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Is there a better feeling than leaving your key to your job on your desk and walking out in middle of the day after slaving for extra low pay and zero appreciation for a year and a half? Better than sex, let me tell you.
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Can we...skip daylight savings this time? I don't want an extra hour of 2020.
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When I was a little girl everyone told me "you'd make a great lawyer someday" which is a fun way to call a child a bitch.
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I remember being 15 and having a Baton Rouge policewoman tell me that I needed to fix my attitude or they would take me in the woods and beat me, she said they were allowed to do it and nobody would care. This was the late 90's before they had a warehouse.
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Vote for the guy who supports his son instead of the one who fondles his daughter.
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Talk to your children about mental abuse and manipulation, rather than buying into the "smart people wouldn't stay" narrative. Everybody is susceptible to manipulation, and to tell your children otherwise is handicapping them in an area where knowledge is crucial.
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After Trump loses he is going to go after Fox News. They are going to eat each other and I am here for it! Let's do this!
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@LucyRiseUp
At the age of 34 I just gave up and started doing it in front of her, even got her to eat an edible once.
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Am I the only one who doesn't give even the tiniest fuck about 4th of July? The Supreme Court is stripping rights and has been for a year now and I just don't feel like celebrating.
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Don't worry about Enrique Tarrio, the Proud Bois will need to figure out what prolific means before they realize what he's been up to.
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Not every night can be a good night but at least weed exists 🤷
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Took a pretty long Twitter break, hesitantly checking back in. I missed everyone!
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@juliehu83650441
I shit you not the text said "you bring out the worst in me I'm usually a nice guy" and I am just 🤷
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@Strannik1894
Bro. Those are fellow men. Denial doesn't help. There are other places to talk about women . This post isn't one of them. This is me talking about my personal experience. And it won't be discounted by you or anyone else thank you.
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Unpopular Opinion: I'm seeing a lot of fat shaming/misogynistic jokes etc and I'm just gonna say that's the lazy way to make fun of Emily, Kayleigh etc. Just because they're pieces of shit doesn't mean you have to be, I see you 👀 don't @ me.
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