Bexar Bandito
@BexarBandito
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tumblr refugee, likes ponies. pronounced "bear bandito". gahd dang it bobbeh. he/him
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i refuse to believe he didn't try to tweet this at one point
Seething Trump fumed 'how am I losing to a mental retard' when shown Biden polls
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just saw the trailer for the new my little pony movie and hot take inbound y'all
it's very cute, the horses are very cute, look at em all go tippy tap tap when they walk on their lil hooves
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@MScottPoet1911
@dank_left
feminists in 1920 be like "all women deserve to vote except black women cuz they don't count as real women"
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@Lol8ball
exactly; buckley had built up so many years of ill-will from other webcomic artists for being an egotistical, overly defensive hack that they jumped at the opportunity to mock him for whiffing his attempt at serious drama and that’s basically how the meme took off.
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@JarJarFan69
went to check and am both relieved and disappointed to report that it’s a parody account
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@WillOremus
@depthsofwiki
basically the joke is that if a woman is attractive enough a man will act like a pushover for her and let her have the last word and that's embarrassing for the man because women should never have the last word. pretty much entry-level 20th century sexism
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@b1g_damage
like what even is the difference beyond "speaks an almost identical language but used to be ruled by germans" and "speaks an almost identical language but used to be ruled by hungarians" really
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diezelraccoon being escorted out of the lobby after trying to gatecrash texas fur fiesta
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there is a 16-year-old currently screaming at their phone because of this tweet
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@thomas_violence
incidentally, the american spelling of "groin" for a wall meant to alleviate coastal erosion results in hilarious signs like this
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@PatrickKingsley
@RajaAbdulrahim
English has an active voice, a passive voice, and a secret unlockable exhonerative voice that only journalists who are describing cops and soldiers actions use
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@JaneOst_
talkin' bout dang ol' sacré dieu y'know, them dang ol'... crisse de câlice de tabarnak d'esti de sacrament man
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@LivPosting
@kimpossiblefact
honestly at this point what are the odds that he even remembers 9/11
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@Lubchansky
i should really do something about that hook hand hanging from my car door handle
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a reminder for anyone who notices that @/Marmalade_Mum is a transphobic far-right psycho who frankly deserves to rot in obscurity
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awaiting the inevitable piers morgan meltdown upon seeing a british person acting not-horrible for a change
A 14-year-old was able to hug Meghan Markle, and said she did it to show her that "she's welcome here"
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@fruitrotted
honestly that whole mentality stinks of 1970s radfem political lesbianism and i can’t believe young people are still perpetuating it in 2022
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fun fact: this is the same mississippi educational television that refused to air sesame street when it first aired back in 1969 due to the show having a racially integrated cast
In 1974, Mississippi Educational Television attempted to make an "Ernie and Bert" sketch of their own. 🚫
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@neoaky
unfun fact: movies back then were shot and projected at a different framerate so audiences then saw them at normal speed, then decades later when silent movies were being shown on modern projectors at the wrong framerate people assumed they all had this jerky look to them
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@happyroadkill
i like how skipping the silent generation actually makes more sense than including them
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@ByYourLogic
dallas is great, you can go to their featureless downtown and walk past neiman marcus and not go inside
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@NewSovietPoster
if this was in fact 60 years ago it would've been around the very beginning of the laotian civil war, and since direct u.s. military involvement was still some years away i'd say things were getting pretty spooky for dom
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@willmenaker
this is the only positive response i saw in the entire thread and it really is something
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@AnarchoBreadism
currently enjoying the brief fleeting moments before one of his fans snitch-tags you and he and his followers descend upon the replies
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@BirdRespecter
i wish him luck in finding a conversation partner who will immediately start with the details of their crippling childhood trauma rather than the cool car they like
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making life needlessly difficult for pregnant women, the elderly, and the disabled to own the poors
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@Saberspark
for reference, this is from a movie called "the godmakers" from 1982. it's an anti-mormon propaganda piece made by evangelicals as a way of saying "we're not crazy, THOSE guys are crazy!", although sadly this cartoon is a fairly accurate representation of older LDS gospel.
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@DeluxeRword
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i remember when cody was a just 16-year-old boy writing articles for cracked and getting picked on by almost everyone in the comments; makes me so proud to see how far he's come
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it needs tungsten to live
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rick riordan is unfathomably based; he is everything joanne wishes she was but isn't
“You are judging [Leah]’s appropriateness for this role solely and exclusively on how she looks. She is a Black girl playing someone who was described in the books as white…that is racism.”
#LeahIsOurAnnabeth
Read Rick’s statement at the link below:
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@theschwasound
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it’s like every other month some well-known figure in the fandom gets outed as a predator and the overall reaction is always basically this
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@LOVETHEW0RLD
the guy who invented these things actually only just died a few months ago. he made the first one as a joke back in the late 40s when he was in high school
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@TheEpicDept
old british postcards contain enough latent horny energy to power their whole country for the next century
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@sylveon____
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the lost generation got bad directions and couldn't find their way to the picture
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@tara_chara
same thing happened with the marmaray project in istanbul and the thessaloniki metro in greece, hell even england's having this problem (of sorts) with their high speed railway
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@heilabilun
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he’s making fun of jontron for being unsubtle and jontron’s either too thick to realize it or trying to play it off
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a lot of lauren faust's original ideas for the show were dumb and/or bad (applejack having permanent brain damage from headbutting apple trees? wtf?) and the show actually got better after she left
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@2femcel2furious
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thought you were talking about geowizard at first and was like “bro that dude’s fucking ripped”
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@TheOnion
i can't help but wonder what the onion writer who wrote this back in '98 must think about how relevant their article is to today's political climate
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@sun_kissin
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@Saberspark
those are just pauly shore noises, if anything he's holding back here
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@IFNAlphaMale
i mean considering malaysia is 63% muslim there's little theoretical reason for palestinians and malaysians to even have beef
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@gayest_tone
actually, genuinely thought this was a picture of macaulay culkin in party monster at first
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@BloomMoonbeam
fun fact: the leg markings that sunburst and his mom have are actually called "socks" on irl ponies
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@robrousseau
i just now realized that nickelback instantly gave themselves away as canadian by trying to rhyme “sorry” with “story”
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so it turns out the guy who made these and was handing them out at cons is the guy who got his shit cancelled a year ago for posting this
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