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🚨Binge Alert🚨
A long but rainy weekend is on the cards, let's bundle up with some shows!
The story of American photographer Lee Miller, a fashion model who became an acclaimed war correspondent for Vogue magazine during World War II.
Kate will always give you a performance
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Larry ako na enough activism to share with our neighbors.
Next time kuna international awards for journalism, tunafaa ku dedicate a week of intense lobbying as a nation. Our son must be recognized.
RECEIPTS: Ethiopian Airlines called me a liar, so I tracked down the passenger in my viral video who was offloaded for a minister.
ET called police on Aisha and her husband, forced them to delete their videos & left them stranded in Addis for 24hrs. They’ve received no apology
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Maisha ya Larry inakaa episode ya Jack Ryan
EXCLUSIVE: My CNN team and I faced gunfire from gang members twice on the same day in Haiti. We got the world's first inside look at a US-funded mission led by Kenyan police to bring peace to Port-au-Prince
Police who've fought Al-Shabaab tell me Haitian gangs are easy to beat
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Guys, we need to go to Germany for a soccer game. This is too cold
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A former Navy SEAL officer investigates why his entire platoon was ambushed during a high-stakes covert mission.
Chris Pratt rarely disappoints! Add this to your binge list this weekend.
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"Cancel culture exists because there is no Accountability culture"
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"I hear you and the Anjin are never seen apart"
Fuji-Sama: "y'all saw that shit too right"
#ShogunFX
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Are you launching an Ad Blocker?
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@truthslinger
Women have superpowers. I was told babies have different cries. A cry for fever, food, sleep, diaper change and being carried. This woman will be on the balcony, hear the baby cry and tell me to check the diaper and voila! Poop
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@Makiadi_
Huko 09/10 nilienda pale Madhouse ilikua juu ya petrol station kushika drinks. Dem akaanza kunipigisha story nikaanza kuongea ki Faransa nikamshow ushago kwetu ni Toulouse 😂, aliita hadi mabeshte wake karibu nitekwe na wamama watano bro
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@muthonib
Wauze pia edibles kwa hio bouncing castle ndio uki bounce unaskia ni kama uko kwa blender😵💫
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Throwback to when I went for an installation and the client was loving the setup then I go
"as you can see the variety is better than dtsv which is expensive for nothing"
The client goes "I work for Multichoice"
Me:
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Even family isn't sacred to them.
In one of the protests in Eldoret , my younger brother got beat up by 2 cops. One of them happened to be our eldest cousin and my bro kinda recognized him , so he went home and told his mum 'kijana wako alinipiga ,Ile siku atakuja hapa,ni Mimi na yeye . Well siku ilikua jana
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I ran into this Documentary on UK's Channel 4. It investigates the impact of Porn on its actors and the consumer.
A particular actress makes $6k a week, but had to take a month off work because her Cervix was ruptured and her bladder badly bruised. It's ...a lot!
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That dismissive attitude bros have in the replies is exactly what is hindering them from success. If you keep telling yourself that they're getting ahead through sex, then you deny yourself the opportunity to learn from them and employ the same soft skills to get ahead as well.
Wamama wana piga mens 10-0 pale corporate ju hatuna soft skills, comms skill ziko chini pia,
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@UTDDengv2
The red cartel to be honest. Picking on Mainoo on his first major tournament is trash
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Kabi's aunties when he posts that he's coming home for Christmas
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Due to economic strife, romance has been restructured to fit your budgets Gents 😂😂😂
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Absolutely disappointed that no Travel Agency has a package trip to Egypt appropriately named "Pyramid Scheme"
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Ushai pelekwa vacay na mdem, alipe kila kitu then usiku uko tu kwa kitanda ukimshow
"I've never done this before, be gentle "
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@AkumuFiona
Anything with Hohos. Nowadays it's only shame that can stop me from eating them as apples.
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A year ago on this day I was in a maternity ward, shitting bricks as my girl was in surgery to deliver our baby.
365 days, tonnes of diaper changes, plenty of sleepless nights later, the little miscreant turns a year old.
We give thanks for her health and wellbeing🙏
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@Shirley_Sein
Aye this is wild! But that's the thing with the corporate world, it's very insensitive. The day my daughter got lost and I told my boss I have to leave work to go look for her, she asked me "kwani huyo mtoto hana mama"
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@zachheltzel
@classicallyabby
She Would've been more suited to work in the Hoover administration
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@DrKanyuira
@mwetich__
The problem with this is you'll never want to work out any issues if you have a ready escape. Small small disagreement you've disappeared. Your marriage will then deteriorate
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I don't know why they insist on these pricey ones. The ksh20 ones write the same and get lost at the same rate🤷♂️
Parents are really suffering, when did pencils get this expensive?🥺
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🚨Midweek binge alert🚨
There are a few new shows and several movies that are definitely worth a watch, let's get into it.
1. Would you kill your son, to stop him from committing mass murder? This show explores what you'd do if faced with an impossible situation
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I know Batman beat it up like a traffic offender
Esta es la primera fotografía que publica Jennifer Lopez en Instagram después de su boda con Ben Affleck. Nada más que decir
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@AfrikanDonDada
@uncertaingirlll
I always think to myself that they do it because if law enforcement shows up and see a black person beating up a white person, it's going to be a homicide.
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@Aubazettes_
This man was an assassin bro. Too cold. Scoring a freekick from over 30 yards out, at the near post, then banters the ref afterwards. 🥶🥶🥶
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@Itiswinny
Brave if they stopped leaking user information. Firefox, Vivaldi.
Chrome just hogs your RAM because it's busy gathering information about you, even in incognito mode
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Fika kwa dem yako unannounced ndio ujue where you stand.
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My friend went on TikTok and her housegirl's account was recommend to her. She went on the profile and in almost all her videos the girl was wearing HER clothes and had more likes than she'd ever gotten🤣
Out of pressure unaamua kufungua Tiktok account,kuingia unapata your domestic worker ulidhani ni innocent is a bigwig,she has a huge following ya workers walienda Middle East juu ya wisdom anapeana. In one of her viral videos unamwona akisema “15 ways ya kufunika macho Boss wako”
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@Shad_khalif
@javahouseafrica
Good Evening. Why was Vincent Chepkwony let go? He used to work at the Kimathi Street branch as a security officer.
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CBC is a joke
I'm here at the cyber with another parent printing pics for homework. Lady is printing pics of dams and bridges like an eco terrorist💀
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🚨Binge Alert🚨
Another long weekend is upon us and with it comes goodies for our small screens. Let's get it
1. Another Priyanka Chopra spy thriller show where Citadel's spy agents' minds have been wiped clean and they have to to fight back.
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@Nyokaffiii
Ni a funny situation. On one hand, unaeza sema sawa huyo kijana alijipeana. But from people who tumekua tukilia "Wakenya watajam lini?" Well si huyo kijana ali jam ama? Sasa tunachagua vile watu wanakasirika? Mkiamua ata peaceful protest huyo msee unatetea atakupiga ajab
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@theshadeborough
Getting bodied when you have home court advantage is wild. Just take the L ma'am
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@Bruce_Cares
@LowkeyBadAss
We're in a blackout and this little one keeps trying to eat the candles, the lit candles
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@Kimanzi_
@Nyawira_h
@RamzZy_
Niliona mtu mmoja akisema vile Bien husema " wear those shoes that I like" ina mean he's controlling na hafai kua anaambia mtu kiatu ata vaa
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We're a peculiar lot. Our lives are made harder by extortionate taxes and prices and instead of fighting back, we assimilate to meet new demands then we ostracize the ones who are unable to survive and are willing to fight for a fair economy.
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@Tukss_
Nice living room. That's a Firestick 4k you have on your TV right? Call me I help design your entertainment
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@camafc_
Still has enough in him for a scuffle in the 76th minute and needed three guys to hold him back. Bruv
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@yunise_murray
Huyo ata ni mzuri. Mimi bora nichinje ng'ombe hapo chini tushone handbag ingine
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Who took the pic? Y'all ain't slick.
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The only thing Sancho has over Mbappe and Haaland is facial hair. If he meets a rogue barber he's finished😭
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@ombachi13
Umeingia emcee akasema "we'd like to recognise Brother Ombachi worshipping with us today from TikTok Diocese" 😂😂😂
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@BrianMutuma_
Nilianza yoga juu ya back pain lakini pande ya meditation ika help hizo anxiety attacks. Then tafuta kitu unaenjoy and make sure unafanya at least half an hour daily. Ita reduce cortisol kwa blood, hio ndio stress hormone. Then remember you're enough bro. 👊
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Wamama wa deep heat wanacheza rough. Unapikiwa, unanunuliwa pombe unapenda, wanaacha uongee juu ya interests zako hadi unapewa stake ya kule kwa muindi.
Then usiku unathandurwa ta mbembe roundy kumi😭
Early 20s women are a mess. Wacha tusumbuane na hawa wameanza kupaka Deep Heat kwa magoti.
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@Gunnersc0m
@premierleague
So between the Man City employee on the field and the Liverpool fan on VAR, you expect Arsenal to get three points?
Max we get is 1 point.
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@Mr_Guantai
I love the replies of "they protect your home". A couple of years ago there was footage of a gang invading a home in Karen. The owner fought back and killed a couple of them, who turned out to be cops.
The jokes just write themselves.
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@TopGirlKeiko
He may be on drugs but is everyone who speaks of this stuff on drugs? Ye, Martin Lawrence, DMX, Kat Williams. Cmon, something is clearly going on these dudes are all speaking the same shit
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@estherkute
@Brianmbunde
70 units?! Siwezi. Hata bora nifungue kibanda ya welding kwa sitting room.
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I don't know why there is so much social stigma about being insecure when you feel the boundaries you've set with your partner are being threatened by foreign parties.
You've invested your time, energy and emotions on this person, OF COURSE you feel some typa way
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"It's UnAfrican" police are all over the replies with their sanctimonious bullshit. They don't realize that If you go back into their oh so hallowed African Culture, she'd be standing next to her dad in a loin cloth and no one would bat an eyelid.
Christmas at Shagz 🍻
My dad was more than willing to share a can of
@WhiteCapLager
with me. Last frame he was asking when are we going to drink it 🥰🥰
#ALegacyofPerfection
#PaidPartnershipwithDIAGEO
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@spicedliver
Planet*. We have minerals, oil and best of all we don't have to import labor because Kenyans are smart asf.
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One thing I admire about Azziad is her work ethic.
That girl is about her bread.
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"Hey. I don't think I can do this anymore because of_______ and I don't think it's something I'm willing to get past/ work on"
Copy/paste if you want. As an adult communicating is really the bare minimum.
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@FabrizioRomano
I think the best signing you can make is the signing of Brighton's talent scouting department. All of them.
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@beth_kasinga
Cops like him wouldn't exist if the police force worked. It doesn't. He exists because there is a gap that isn't filled by the same people who are prosecuting him now.
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I was hanging out with my bro 2 days ago. He confessed that when he was younger he never understood some decisions our Dad made and it puzzled him. It's only later he's realized that Dad does things according to his own understanding, not our own.
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1. Crush 2 tablets of Prednisone
2. Add laxatives as well
Put them into his smoothie on his way to work. Prednisone makes some people pee regularly every 15mins or so. It'll be shit/piss/piss/shit/piss until home time
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