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Trying to make golf cooler than I found it ⛳️

Florida, USA
Joined April 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Can’t add the music here but this is one of my goals too. The best part is you get 4+ hours with the homies outside like when you were kids.
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🦖 Black Big Lebowski 🦖
1 year
One of my goals this year has been to get my homies from off the golf course on the golf course. It’s working. 📸 @supermodi
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Dennis Rodman is the pioneer of keeping your job and personal life separate. When he’s off the clock he is OFF the clock.
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6 years
So an officer raped a minor in a state vehicle? Say that.
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Florida trooper had sex with 14-year-old girl in the back of his car: authorities
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2 years
Is there a way my algorithm can only show me brisket battles???
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4 years
Tony Stark figured out how to fly and Bruce Wayne still gotta find parking. Easy.
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Yall league just blackballed a guy for trying to bring awareness to this very type of injustice
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Justice for our friend. Finally free.
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These the shirts Jamie Foxx would wear on his show when he had a date.
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White socks make them trustworthy?
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I can’t trust a nigga who wear black socks.
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I see why Chris Brown joined the Bloods grad chapter. This west coast shit is amazing.
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Ronald Regan in hell watching them drop bricks off in cities
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Soon as you see the single helmet it’s a wrap for whatever you’re reading.
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No. 10 Florida has five new COVID-19 cases. The school reported its latest testing results Tuesday, four days before the Gators host LSU.
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Me looking at 9 to 5 and LLC twitter argue over which is best
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Can we be honest about “caps lock” being a gem? 🤣🤣🤣.
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Soon as I finish becoming the fastest man in the world, I’m gonna work on the passive income.
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Morning wisdom
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This stuff may seem small but it's huge at the same time
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Dave Chappelle making some edits to his SNL monologue
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7 years
turn to your neighbor and say "NO CAP"
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Can’t believe the most beautiful girl in the world said yes 🙌🏾
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Every time DaBaby mentions Charlotte
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When I saw Odell trending and it was those 2 white women sitting around a microphone again
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7 years
Shannon Sharpe is one of our national heroes. Who else can break down racism and bring a black & mild on TV?.
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He gonna grow up and become a white Kappa http://t.co/FKqHfi3zOm.
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9 years
My Friday nights in 2014 vs Friday nights in 2016
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I'm ready for "Keeping Up With The Gucci's" to hit E! any day now
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The game is changing
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Gotta just transfer, beloved. New school, new wig, new you.
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You can be in mid laugh then see this and your stomach end up at your ankles http://t.co/aVlUUbOBd7.
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First thing I see this morning & I'm crine at this Anthony Hamilton impersonation http://t.co/PtUrqEsCsC.
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7 years
NBA please don't go full NFL and suck the fun out of your product.
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Report: NBA tells Drake to stop cussing at the game
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DRAKE DELIVERED A SAME DAY RESPONSE LIKE AMAZON PRIME 🐐.
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Nah I need to marry into a family this lit
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6 years
AHT AHT
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Nate Robinson right now
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Everyone pointing out the Batwing and that’s a fair point. But Bruce going through TSA while Tony halfway there cuz his suit comes with flight. Enough!!!.
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These “celebrities” must need a stimulus check too otherwise they wouldn’t still be doing paid club appearances during a pandemic.
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These are the images I see when folks aren't at bat for black women. Because they're risking their lives for us http://t.co/oWqJRemQwV.
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The Running Man Challenge now has a winner
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Shaun King in the comments
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@iAmKingNaj_
XXXVII 🅴
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I don’t know officer.
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When you been ready to leave & your girl mouths "you ready?" from across the room
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Young Thug > Cliff Huxtable.
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@ProgrammerPapi LMAOOOO
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6 years
“Take your time, pastor”.
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Avengers: Endgame could be the longest Marvel movie ever:
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When your phone vibrates after 11pm and she says "let's read it"
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Media Propaganda 101 http://t.co/L1S0UOto7N.
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Black people have to work for American currency on MLK day?
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“Made In Lagos” is the only album I wanna hear when it’s over 80 degrees outside.
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Politically, the elderly couple does this every election to marginalized people so it’s even.
@AriFleischer
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Doing this to an elderly couple, simply because they attended President Trump’s speech. Why?
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The apartment let’s me know this is unhinged divorced dad behavior.
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Me, when Usher performs Bad Girl
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9 years
Y'all are 10x richer and flyer than I was in high school
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“Kiki, are you riding” is actually a GOAT level reference
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Black don't crack. Nicole Murphy is forty-nine and is about to be fifty-ate.
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"People only throw shade on what's shining".
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8 years
Is Young Thug the greatest artist of all time and we just didn't know?
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If you're from Raleigh, North Carolina, please step into my office immediately.
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My wife had our son today and holding this life we made is absolutely the best thing I’ve ever experienced.
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@shoobidi @p1stefaknow You must be fun at parties.
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It's been a trash year in the news, but black women collectively enjoying Cardi B is the best thing of 2017.
@DomiNqueP
DomiNque Perry 🌸
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Repost from @iam_foreignboss .Throwback to when that Cardi came on and Issa was hyping me up! That bodak yellow spirit hit me! 😂 @issarae
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You're debating HBCU's & PWI's like having a degree from either saves you from racism.
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That extra day of PTO after a trip is mandatory for your sanity and is a veteran’s move.
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". You and Vanessa good tho?"
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Life with your girl vs life without her
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You’re doing amazing, students.
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Maryland HS teacher fired after students use social media to uncover his white supremacist ties:
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Lakers celebrate by singing the national anthem 🇺🇸
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Bond. Rich Homie Bond RT @ComplexMag Rich Homie Quan fought a security guard at LIV then escaped on a speedboat http://t.co/uhYDdsSlXe.
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Everything has been hacked except a student loan database
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Me: "I'm about to leave the house now". Me in 30 minutes:
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"What did you do for Halloween as a kid?". "Hallelujah night. "
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Druski and Kevin Hart on that stream
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Fox News: athletes and celebrities shouldn’t comment on politics. *Kanye supports Trump*. Fox News:
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Are we gentrifying being broke?
@ViceLife
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"Breatharians" believe you can survive on air—and only air
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When you know He'll resurrect on any block
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If she seat twerks to "Back That A** Up" regardless of the setting, that's a queen you want to build your family with. It's science.
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"lol yall still single and not employed" - Ashley.
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Clearly I've failed as a dogfather
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Me enjoying an album and someone comes into my mentions telling me it's trash
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Suicide doesn't even cross my mind when I see "hanging from tree", "black" and "Mississippi" in the same sentence http://t.co/s8CDkaX3gc.
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Roy saucing in a jumpsuit and some Jordan's. We winning it all.
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In May, we get another team member to take SNKRS L’s with 🥰🙌🏾
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Grown men fed up on Twitter about Amber Rose having a walk liberating women's sexuality. Why does this upset you bro?.
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Stephen A Smith is on the DEA's payroll
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This is why married men love hanging around them.
@InStyle
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Unmarried women with no kids are the "healthiest and happiest" population subgroup, says an expert:
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Camron giving the best career day speech of all time
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Quick reminder that Duke's basketball team is at Southpoint mall ordering cinnabons during March Madness instead of playing.
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Me trying to enjoy myself while thinking about bills
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“Controlla” has to come around every summer like Mariah Carey does for Christmas season.
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In case you missed my prayer for @UNC_Basketball
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Facebook will quickly show you why higher education needs to be a right and not a privilege
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When you first start coming over her spot vs once y'all in a relationship
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Making fun of Biden’s stutter is ableist, and it doesn’t make a person less presidential ☝🏽.
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Idk who listened to the City Girls and decided they needed to deep dive into JT’s old tweets but
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The kicker who is 31 and married with 3 kids needs to do a TED talk on how he sold the idea of playing college football to his wife.
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Me on Twitter in 2009 vs me on Twitter in 2016 #LoveTwitter
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I'm getting a Kaepernick jersey with a Deray bubble vest and wearing it for a year straight and will answer any questions you have on race.
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I’m 30 today. Despite a global pandemic, life is really good for me right now. So here’s my last pic outside to pretend it’s a normal day.
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We stan uncles who will raise their nephews as their own son
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But hey Millennials are "entitled and lazy" to the people who were able to feed their families off high school diplomas
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Middle class may be out of reach for millennials
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This is what Planet Fitness has in mind when they say no "gymtimidation"
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[yall] gonna argue how the workers don't deserve a liveable wage though
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When your grandpa's prayer has plot twists and a sheet of names to pray for #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies
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