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Anyways don't lose your peace over countries you'd get spat on for being black.
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Why do the KDF guys hate Duale so much? It's actually fascinating how much they loathe him.
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I get why old money doesn't rate this family. Baba amepora nchi mpaka akawa Dollar Billionaire lakini vijana wanakaa ni kama wanaishi Karagita.
George Ruto poses next to a matatu during a football tournament in Eldoret
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Kenyan TV writers find it impossible to pen down a Kenyan TV series that doesn't revolve around a Rich Kenyan family.
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Just learning from NTV that IMF doesn't actually impose any tax measures/policies on a country. The Gov't when asking for a loan facility is the entity that puts forward the tax measures they will impose to afford that facility. So the Finance Bill is 100% your Gov't's proposal.
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Kenya is a third world country with California level of taxation.
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Early 20s women are a mess. Wacha tusumbuane na hawa wameanza kupaka Deep Heat kwa magoti.
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You noticed that Somali traders are quiet going about their business they are not threatened by the Chinese at all. The myth of smart Kikuyu business acumen was just a myth. My people have used the Gov't to create monopolies & protectionism. A little competition scares them.
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Going to prison. My uncle has been out for a week out of 21 year sentence, aliwekewa maji ya kunawa uso tukamwambia kama haitoshi aongeze man's stared blankly at that bucket akadai, "Hii maji mumeniwekea huwa tunaogea watu watano na tunafulia..." I almost cried.
Apart from poverty, what else scares you the most?
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Country in a full scale war is feeding us because we are incapable of doing it ourselves. Africa is one embarrassing mess.
Ship carrying 51,000 metric tons of bulk wheat imported from Ukraine docks at the port of Mombasa
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That kid that died in Kilungu High school was admitted to that school 10 days before his death. Mzazi anasema kijana hajawai kuwa na health problems shule inasema aligonjeka akakufa. Familia imeenda kuangalia mwili wakapata dents na injuries kwa kichwa. This bullshit has to stop.
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That's why the story changed from "We have CCTV footage of crimes committed by protestors in parliament..." to "Parliament CCTV data was wiped out by a hacker..."
Unimaginable crimes went down in parliament on 25th June. The police would be in trouble if those tapes ever leaked.
There are some young people who were locked in Parliament that day. No one is aware of what happened to them.
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Maxine makosa alifanya ni alimalizia hasira kwa a n*gga from an equally rich & influential family. Angeminyana na mimi bedsitter animalize hata hangekuwa na kesi. Police hata wangemchocha 'Huyu ni jangili sugu sana hata alikataa kulipa Hustler Loan...' na kesi iishe hapo.
Rally driver Maxine Wahome charged with the murder of her late boyfriend Asad Khan.
#starkenyanews
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Kenya Navy found those fisherman that survived for 17 days stranded in the deep sea on their 9th day dying of thirst drinking sea water but the guys left them for dead, no amount of begging persuaded the Navy crew to rescue or even give them food & water. Fuck!
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This week on Quora I learnt this about the Hyena anatomy.
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South Africans build houses right, huku the housing architectural sector is an active crime scene, big house small windows boring layout ridiculous price.
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My favorite thing about South Africans learning Swahili is them finding out that they share alot of core words with the language. Like one of them pointed out here that number Three is Thathu in Xhosa which is Tatu in Swahili. Swahili is a core Bantu language.
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Wamepita mpaka na Dildo ya Mama Gikunda 1😭
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The farmer.
Kenya Meat Commission clears Ksh.250M debt owed to farmers after military takeover
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Tweeps wengi huku huwa born shagz but wasomi kiasi ndo maana tweets hukaa speeches za P.L.O Lumumba but kwa Spaces jamaa wanabonga kama Kinoti.
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I always said Ruto & Itumbi were not the geniuses y'all made them out to be. The older generations was just full of suckers.
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Man hizo Simba zinakaa zinacheka. Huyo fundi alicheza Baba.
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@DanitechL
@_jessica_seth
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@McPallaso
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@thegoathub
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This guy's guardian angel probably drinks coffee.
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She should have lived by example & adopted his man's bastard kid.
Rachel Ruto Encourages Kenyans to open up their homes and adopt children
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@MinchaBrian
Iza man ulisombwa na mtu ako na build ya Johnny Bravo. Huyu mtafute Kiambu hako mbali.
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Uhuru is not doing anything new that should surprise you, all these red flags about him you were warned about but mkasema ni huyo mnataka. Next in line is his Deputy huyo if he ever gets that seat he'll be the richest man in Kenya. We are in the business of funding oligarchs.
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Followers wa Prophet Owuor wanatreat Ruto kama an anti-Christ of some sort. Kuna mmoja huku mtaani ametoka kulazwa hospitalini lakini hio ujumbe anaisambaza like her Life depends on it. Wanasema he corrupted the church & mandevu predicted he'd ruin this country. Lmao kaende.
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Beating your meat in between listening to Wakadinali is some scary shit. Little man came from prison or boarding school?
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Ruto never hustled a day in life after Campus. Endeleeni kuimba hustler huyo msee touched YK'92 money in the middle of his campus years. Made so much money with kina Jirongo that he immediately ran for parliament in 1997 & won. Didn't trek a day in life. YK'92 money spoilt him.
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They started skipping out on Visiting days forgetting our school had no fence & was just two matatus away from home. I started Visiting them on Visiting days at home. They got the message & started behaving.
Kuna closing day my parents forgot to pick me up nikapelekwa home na director washule, that day no one could convince me that I wasn't adopted.
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Weep for your country because no country can withstand this kind of plunder & have a future. Just ask Argentinians.
From selling blankets a few years back to coping a KES 35 million plus unreliable guzzler with no footprint in any major/minor industry. Has never even been elected
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There were more vendors at WRC stages in Naivasha than there were spectators. Vendors wa pombe, nyama choma na kuku choma wamerudi nazo zote nyumbani wallah. I think the only guy that made a profit ni yule msee wa portable toilets.
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Nairobians are arguing about the intentions of a man who tried to have a bill passed in parliament to criminalize local consumption of milk directly from the farmers just so his Milk companies can control & profit off the back of farmers.
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And it came to pass barely less than 24 hours. She's as good as dead.
Kenyan woman arrested in Hong Kong with Ksh.15.4M cocaine inside her body
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Kama ushawai juwa anyone working in Customs either Bandarini au any of the entry points utajua nyumba ya mtu ako Customs imejaa electronics na vitu hakutumia hata ndururu kununua. The goal is not to harrass you the goal is to get you to give up on your shit completely.
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A reminder KOT bullied president Uhuru out of Twitter & he's grown fatter since. Our daily hobby entailed tagging him in his own altered memes, freedom is a rare commodity this side of the globe.
Kwa siku moja tukabadilishana kazi ili a-enjoy birthday yake kwa amani 😂🙌🏽
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UN General Assembly is where African presidents know how unimportant they are. When African presidents address the assembly only a handful of delegates are present mostly assistants. When the Chinese,American,Russian or European presidents hit the podium the assembly is full.
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We are not going to recover from this kind of plunder.
Japan has its lost generation due to a Real Estate collapse, Russia(USSR) has its lost decade in the 80s due to wasteful military spending & mismanagement. I believe this UhuRuto era will be regarded as Kenya's lost decades.
Oscar Sudi donated Sh. 20 million and walked away as if he had done nothing. That's pocket change to him.
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Bunge naona wakiongozwa na Ndindi Nyoro wanasema watajiongeza KES 30 million kwa NG-CDF which totals to over KES 5 billion. Hii ndio pesa madaktari walikuwa wanaulizia suddenly imepatikana ya CDF. Hii Gava itakukasirisha mpaka uchoke.
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The salary of the Tanzanian president is 9 million TSZ which is a about 420 thousand Kshs per month. An Mp gets paid more over here than a Tanzanian president our greed knows no bounds. I think even County assembly speakers earn more. This is bad.
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If Dolly Parton looked like this what did Jolene look like that she had her begging to leave her man?
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Man truck drivers are going through hell in Mombasa. Jubilee has destroyed Mombasa & even if that brutal SGR mandate is halted we've lost too much business to Dar-Es-Salaam it'll take a genius president to bring back Uganda, Rwanda & Eastern Congo cargo owners.
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Y'all just don't like your mothers. Y'all waste whole days here lamenting how women from our generation are massive headaches & you think that that 20 something year old that seduced your silly father will cohabit with your family peacefully? Hamjawai patana na hizi situations.
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Mmepeleka Zaheer na Allan Chesang Bunge kumanina zenyu!!!
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I think South Africa might be the only African country posting real youth unemployment numbers.
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Makueni County is the best testament to the "Solve Kenya's politics & everything else will fall into place", Makueni went from MCAs firing gunshots at Kivutha to residents voting out all MCAs except one sending out a clear message,Kenyan voters don't know the power they wield.
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The Real serial killers vs The Mindhunter actors who played them. The Mindhunter Casting Director >>>>>>>>
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Wanuri had to paint us Kenyans as irreconcilable Homophobes kufurahisha Wazungu na vile we campaigned for mpaka her film broke records in the few days it was allowed to show. As an NGO vice chair once told me, Kenyans will say the most outrageous shit in the midst westerners.
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Joe Biden gets heckled at State of the Union addresses by MTG & Lauren Boebert, Macron got slapped two times by French citizens. King Charles gets heckled & rotten eggs thrown at him by Scots on a good day whilst chanting the Bitch is dead. Ni dictatorship mnataka juu hamna akili
I will reiterate, HECKLING the Head of state is unacceptable & the security ministry is absolutely SPOT ON to curb that.
We are normalizing RECKLESS behavior on a serious office of the Land.
That can't be allowed in US, Tanzania,Uganda or anywhere except Kenya.
NO.
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@Morris2022
At a certain age you should not be entertaining grown women who still ask for fare. Unless she's still in college.
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He's having constant stomach upsets eating outside meals since they are basically fed garbage in prison. He had diahrrea on his first day outside. Anaita my mom's ugali 'Cake' I actually cried when he said that.
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I mean your president bent backwards to have Flutterwave's unexplained frozen billions returned to them immediately he took over. The world outside does not care about our excuses they see a duck they call it a duck.
Tumekuwa grey listed kwa mambo ya money laundry it is the worst ever situation kuliko ata economic sanctions
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Nairobians have normalized the 'mind my business' mentality too much & that's why these kidnappings & child abductions actually happen in broad daylight sometimes. Mtu anapigwa ngeta na watu kwa Street mnampita kama it can't happen to you sai kumekuwa South Africa 2.0.
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@KTNNewsKE
He had plenty of time to rethink his decision but he traveled kilometers with an axe not once rethinking the consequences.
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Chapati ni 300/= or 500/= sometimes if they are scarce that week, prison warden's wives wanatengeneza & their husbands sell them huko ndani. This was a shocker to me, those wardens are making a killing.
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Cocaine is a very expensive addiction. In Mombasa it's only the really rich in Nyali/Kizingo who take up that habit & even in the US it's bankrupted Hollywood elite like Charlie Sheen. Our middle class will not be Middle Class any longer if they are using coke.
A lot of the middle class are taking up cocaine as the drug of choice.
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@HeatCultureYo
@brandom52
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@___Colb___
KG made Big baby cry he'd have Simmons weeping uncontrollably😭😭
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First off if you have a relative doing 10+ years expect them to come out with health complications. My uncle went in a healthy 32 year old & came out with asthma, a bursted ear drum out of being beaten by wardens obviously & decaying painful teeth since he was in Naivasha Maximum
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Wacha niwachoree a sort of daily life prison thread I feel I owe you people that much.
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Mmeona hio story ya huyo Mkenya alikuwa mkubwa Pepsi ameuliwa na wenzake NTV news. Jamaa wamemuua kisha wakajitumia mali zake zote ziko Kenya worth KES 200 million na YUES worth KES 500,000,000 million. To hide all the evidence walicremate mwili. Tumepeleka tabia yetu mbaya US.
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Haya Reuben Kiborek ana kesi ya kudefile his own daughter kotini naona amepita Mogotio. Yeah we deserve our misery.
Mmepeleka Zaheer na Allan Chesang Bunge kumanina zenyu!!!
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I love what Larry & Catherine Soi on Aljazeera are doing. Not having Editors & Producers who are in the pocket of the State gives you the range to take on this Gov't without worry. I mean it's no coincidence that media people have been getting Gov't jobs mamen.
People died in Nairobi's Embakasi because an illegal gas plant was allowed to operate in a residential area, even after its license was rejected 3 times for safety reasons. It was even demolished twice, and the owner convicted.
Our CNN live report from the scene of crime
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Phones are scarce but you can buy one for 28k 'a kabambe like phone'. Phones are major money making tools huko, lines are long in each block, making a phone call using your own line for 5 minutes ni 50/= kuflash mtu ni 70/= because of the inconvenience of waiting for a call back.
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'I shouldn't have deleted my Twitter account, I should've deleted Twitter from this country like any proper Dictator would I can't believe wanaeza pepeta Ngina hivo Ghai!'
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He told me hata those prison guys that scam you people use all that money for prison luxuries, fegi moja Rooster ni 150/=
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Right now might be the easiest time to be a kidnapper. Just rent a Subaru SUV, have guns & ski masks/facemasks. You can pick your target up in the CBD & no one will stop you. Not even the police. They will all think nyinyi ni NIS au DCI mmetumwa na wakubwa kupoteza dissents.
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In all my years on Twitter I have never seen a move that cold waah! They destroyed Mwikali's business to prop their own. My guess Mwikali got sent wrong measurements to bait her into this mess. These bitches are colder than Jordan in 96/97.
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Ooh I forgot he used spectacles to read the Bible inside but does not use it huku home because he claims 'There's too much light'.
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You can't be broke or unemployed & wish Ruto to fail. Mamen you better pray he succeeds thoroughly or you will be in hot shit. You are not Winnie Odinga you don't have the luxury to see him fail & waste another 10 years of your life.
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@DCI_Kenya
Watu wa JKUAT wanalia Kuna shortage, wachilieni gunia moja waache kutusumbua kwa TL
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I'll keep adding more information he divulges to me in our conversations. I'm poor at doing threads but thank y'all for baring with me.
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Breakfast at Naivasha Maximum starts at 6 a.m Lunch at 12:30 Supper at 4 p.m evening. Nakuru Prison Lunch starts at 5:15 a.m Supper at 2:15 p.m 😭😭Saa nane mchana!
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Again PS Belio Kipsang adversely mentioned in The Ruaraka land scam,this same fool wants to enforce a single uniform for all schools, SCAM. It's becoming increasingly clear that all associates of our DP are highly corrupt, its as if they were placed strategically to loot.
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I have been trying to find out what happened to those people that were directly mentioned by American Intelligence for being Alshabaab financiers? That story went cold.
Kenyans can easily get distracted a few weeks ago people died because of floods
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If Raila stood up & claimed there was an assassination plot against him the whole country would freeze & half of it would be in revolt,Ruto just realized Kenyans don't value him at all no one even coughed 😂😂😂He's now angry at his own backfiring strategy projecting it to Raila.
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How KRA responded & how the Police Leadership responded to that Boniface Mwangi incident is the difference between qualifying for your job because of Education & having all your teeth plus kuvuta mkia high school as an entry qualifier.
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@XXL
When he showed up with a bottle of Henny grabbing Amber Rose's ass like a loaf of bread you knew there was going to be drama 😂😂
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Sasa kama mtu ako Kenya Rural Roads Authority anaeza iba mpaka aanzae kununua Apartments Kileleshwa na Ruaka worth hundreds of millions within a year, Je wakubwa wake kwa Ministry wanafanya nini kaa si kubaka nchi?
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