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Make enough money to send your kids abroad for Uni and a pathway to permanent immigration in their host country. KE is lost
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Spice FM's morning show brought a breath of fresh air into morning radio. Saved us from the trenches of manufactured relationship drama, repetitive songs and fake accents
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Police have completely normalised operating above the law. From abductions to covering number plates, to ignoring court orders to extra judicial killings. We cannot allow this to continue
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They've just towed Shad's Mazda under Police supervision from where he was abducted here at La Enzi
#FreeShad
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Swimming + Chips and sausage will forever be undefeated
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Safcom had dolphins cutting Internet cables at a crucial time. Stanchart kidnapping protesters before their marathon. Corporates standing for nothing but themselves
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Omera, until I read this I had ZERO idea you were a Luo. What you are though, without doubt, is sketchy.
Baba, the moment I embraced my identity as a Luo man, some of the so-called ‘tribeless’ Kenyans hurled every filthy, stereotypical insult they had reserved for our people.
To some, I am only worthy of praise when I criticize you—when I turn a blind eye to the sacrifices you’ve
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Kienyeji is supposed to be a fun term of endearment for someone from upcountry or whatever. Y'all have made it classist. Ruining everything as usual
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SK Macharia is a billionaire, and is now fighting his grandson to control his late son's estate. This is the greed they talk about in the bible
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The uni fees debacle could trigger student led protests. This could easily lead to the downfall of this administration. But kiburi will not let them see it
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Sakaja has completely given up on his role as governor. Capital is on auto pilot and going nowhere
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People who pick Kienyeji chicken over broiler ni watu wanapenda tu kuteseka
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Give Hanifa 104bn and see everyone get free healthcare for the next 50 years in world class facilities all the way down to the ward level
Do you guys know how much KES 104 billion is? Thika super highway, which has changed the lives of Kenyans cost KES 32 billion. We are now getting a SHIF system that will cost more than 3 times the cost of Thika super highway.
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Oh to be a fly on the wall when Intelligence briefs Nabii on how public participation went on in the country 😂
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The saying "Sema wewe hauna pesa" really annoys me. We're a poor country, and people are suffering. Because a handful of people can buy a car for 15m+ doesn't change the fact that majority of Kenyans are dirt fucking poor.
Came across the new Prado. This car has just landed in Kenya and it’s already out and about. Say wewe huna pesa. Not Kenya hakuna pesa.
Eye candy I tell you!
@IanECox
@alexmwanzo
@Kalasinga_
@Alfayaz11
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The guillotine, good people. The guillotine. Archives was the original idea, but Uhuru Park will allow larger crowds and greater spectacle. Either way, heads roll
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If we weren't in such political turmoil, we would realise just how bad the femicide crisis is in KE
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Further to this, get your children the HPV vaccine. Men are the carriers, women the victims. We can eliminate cervical cancer in a generation
Aga Khan is currently offering pap smear test at a subsidized cost of 1300sh all October
Lets get it ladies🫢
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Too many 6/7 figure earners in KE are out of touch. "Yes, fight, yes protest, but keep it away from me. Yuck"
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Decolonize your mind.
Njuguna is a top name to have for your law firm
In USA law firms have nice names e.g Pearson Spector
WTF is njuguna & njuguna ? 😂
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You watch that Larry Madowo clip in Mathare and you appreciate all the privilege you have. Man
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Once civic education really hits countrywide, he'll not even be able to go to ushago to lecture us like he did in Bomet yesterday.
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Not all of us can be as brave as Mwabili. Not all of us can be able to make the sacrifices he has for what believes in. What all of us can do, is support him. Amplify his message. Talk to your friends. Spread the word. He walks for all of us
The fall out with my parents, sisters and brother has been epic. Ruto traumatised my mother to an extent she lost her mind yesterday and became histeric, telling me to stop my campaign against him.
I had to speak to my dad separately alone to tell him that this is my choice and
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Be disappointed. Feel it. Then dust yourself off. Keep moving. Learn not to put your trust in strangers ✊🏿
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Time to drain the swamp. The whole swamp. Not just the sitting government, but the entire political class
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This whole maandamano period has been so exhausting. Physically and mentally. We need genuine reform, not more dialogue
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I've been around him in functions a few times. This man is charismatic AF. I mean, he'll lead your country to utter ruin, but you'll be absolutely mesmerised while he does it
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Losing an adventurous 2 year old in Sarit should be on 100 ways to die. And that's exactly what happened to us on Saturday
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Do not be gaslit that online activism doesn't work. That is a fallacy. We can do more, but keep tweeting, posting, forwarding on WhatsApp, all of it. It works. That's the specific reason he is saying it doesn't
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Not a Luo girl, but your dark skin is beautiful and don't let nobody tell you otherwise
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You send goons and police to disrupt protests, robbing, injuring, shooting protestors. And then you think appearing on a Twitter space will fix everything. Down with this regime. May it fall
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Plotting a man's downfall because he refuses to put spices in his food is diabolical 😂
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You're 25 and groan in agony standing up from a chair, getting on this app to slander a 40 year old man running a marathon at a pace faster than you can sprint. Disgusting
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IDC if he finishes dead last, I will never slander Kipchoge. This is basically what y'all did to Omanyala the other day too. Useless N words
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We confuse Gen Z with people whose parents have money to allow them to do whatever. Millenials did it. Heck even boomers did it. Just didn't have social media to show the world
Bro, i love Gen Z, they have the courage and conviction to do whatever.
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Safaricom, Kenya's biggest company, employs about 6,000 staff directly nationwide. But Apple in Nairobi employs nearly 4 times that. Boy math
‘Apple employs 23,000 Kenyans in Nairobi,’ Ruto now says
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Morara ndio last man standing? So what happens when he's bought out? Mtakufa moyo? We're in a fight for our lives. Fall back, dust yourselves off and keep fighting. We'll die in our feet, even if they buy all the "leaders"
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I know the main focus on Davy Koech is his corruption conviction. For me, I just can't get past his degenerate son. It's all I see
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Me ni mcreativity mbaya
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Hola District Hospital, in the county he represents, has no functional emergency ward. We tried to install oxygen manifolds, FOR FREE, but they couldn't finish the stalled works to prepare the ward. And he is here on National TV chastising doctors
Danson Mungatana – Senator, Tana River: If other professions are not guaranteed jobs, the medical field must also accept things are changing, adjust and join the hustle because they can't force employment from the government
#DayBreak
@TrevorOmbija
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@_yungsenseii
Which ultimately makes her better
FYI ladies, his new shorty may not be better than you but she do make him happy.
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I hate that America coughs and we get the damn flu. The repercussions of Roe v Wade will be widespread in Africa. I hate it
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He wasn't fit to rule either, so it takes one to know one
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That man literally birthed his kids in a bathtub on IG live in front of the whole world and you expect him to just walk away from them?
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Time will pass. Whether you do those things that take time or not, time will still pass. Start that degree, get that masters, start that business. Either way, those 4 years will pass anyway
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Honestly, I loved it. The photoshops, the wigs, the outfits. It was all great banter. Funniest and funnest part of the revolution 😂
Btw fcuk whoever suggested we change our display pictures to Jacob Juma’s.
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I fully support classes ending at 3:45pm and minimal/no homework. Let kids be kids.
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So his body stays up there on Everest forever, and will never be recovered. Fitting way to go if you ask me. RIP Champ
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Maandamano ends, and the plague that is that Calabash lady relationship stories returns. Turudi kwa streets. Defund
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Endometriosis affects about 10% of all fertile women. We need to talk and act more on it
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My only beef with people tweeting in mother tongue is when I see a lot of laughing replies and I want in on the bloody joke, FFS
Sometimes huwa mnanichekesha, why would anyone tweeting in their native language bother you on an app where hundreds of global tongues are used?? This is a social media app, not the National Cohesion & Integration Commission website buana.
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Seeing Dads with their kids always puts a smile on my face.
Present fathers >>>>
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Anti intellectualism will never be a flex. Know stuff, even if it's a little about a lot of things
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@Malemba254
Hao ndio wazuri….unampea style deadly deadly mpaka anakupea pocket money yake yote😂😂
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Julians Amboko is carrying Nation Media almost single handedly. Without him, they're almost irrelevant
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Should have replaced Collymore if we keeping it 💯
20,000,000 reasons to celebrate as we cross the 20M customers mark! 🥳 💃🏽🎉
What a rewarding milestone to achieve, thank you Uganda 🇺🇬 🙏🏾 🙌🏾
‘’When you love what you do, you never have to work a day in your life’’..said somebody smart..and I agree! 😃
Onwards to the next 30M!
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Is anything sacred? Or anything can be aired on here, even from your closest friends, bora ipate engagement?
My friend took a loan to finance the ruracio because the guy is jobless!! 😭
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Mtu asiniambie ati sasa sisi waJaluo tumeingia serikal. Bladfakin
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Religious education should NOT be a part of curriculum. Raise your child in any religion you would like, but don't bring it into the education system
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I see no problem with voting for a proper reason to you. In Nairobi, we voted in an absolute charlatan because he has dimples
College Women Admit They Only Vote For Kamala Because Of Abortion
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Haha, mchezo wa town. Gachagua was chief guest to open "his son's" hotel
𝐑𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐃𝐆𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊
History was brought to life at the Aberdares National Park with the grand reopening of the Treetops Lodge, Aberdares. The revival of the hotel aims to bring forth many local and
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Be extremely careful about the woman you have children with. It will make or break you. And whatever happens between you two adults, never abandon your kids
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Vaccine propaganda really annoys me. Anti vax, woke nonsense is so damn dangerous. You're alive because of vaccines, yet because of the Internet now you're going to deny it to your kids? Should be in a mental asylum
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@Wildish_adv
Mpaka wababa wote huko Woolworths stopped their shopping to help me look for the kid, saying how we men need to stick together "utaambia mumama nini tusipopata huyo mtoi? 😂
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Majority of blood in blood banks is from high schoolers. It is perfectly fine. The unethical element is how the blood is used
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See this is why they want us uneducated. This is why they destroy public schooling. So they can get away with blatant deception like this. Countrywide IQ is rising, Mr Nyoro, and BS like this won't fly much longer
Kiharu MP and The Chair of Budget Committee Hon. Ndindi Nyoro has called upon the taxman to stop imposing additional taxes on Kenyans without carrying out public participation.
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Saying Raila would have been just as bad or worse is a coping mechanism. It is impossible to know! But we'll say that to justify the shitshow we have and have to deal with for at least the next 4 years
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Huyu
@osumo_brad
has won Twitter. His support for other food businesses and the success of his own business is testament of the power of this app. A candle lighting another takes nothing away from its shine. Shine on all of you
It was a pleasure hosting this mkurugenzi
@osumo_brad
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@MunchDen
for some greatness.👊🏾
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Never a dull day on this app. Now former KEMSA chair ametolewa kwa closet by force 😂😂
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Nah, you shouldn't have to wake up at 5 to make me lunch. Just pack tonight's leftovers and put them in the fridge and I'll pick them on my way out
Kama married cats hampikiwi, remind me again what i am missing as a bachelor
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Kilimani is 21st Century Happy Valley for moneyed Chinese. They drink, smoke and whore like they never could back home. No wonder they never want to leave Nairobi
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One of the nonsense effects of handshake is that this man is not Nairobi governor right now. Instead we have a TikToker with dimples
We have people in Azimio who are negotiating under the Table for Positions in government and they don't want to say it openly - Tim Wanyonyi , MP Westlands
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Spice FM, and in particular The Situation Room, must survive. Somehow
I’m hearing that Standard Group is closing. 120 plus years of history. We are not talking about that enough.
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If anyone would like to buy some, as a momento, let me know. Hatuwezi kosana bei. I have too many than I'm willing to admit 💀
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How difficult is it for your cab driver when he calls to ask "uko?" to also let you know to expect a 1.5x multiplier to the quoted price, and if you're not agreeable, cancel. Let us be about something, please
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One day, the crown will be yours. But that day is NOT today, young bull
Woke up the father of a 13 year old, and I'm filled with so much gratitude. We really did this
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School fees paid in May. Mchanga launched in July. Deleted because it was posted as a "joke" when called out. Can't shame the shameless. Also, fraudulent
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Again, we are getting way too bold with this paedophilia shit. Masquerading as humour, when you really should be put on a list
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Never tweet your most intrusive thoughts. Buy a fucking journal
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KCSE ends and just like that telegram works flawlessly again. GOK throttling apps with no communication or court order is worrying
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Ridiculously one sided conversation, but what kind of egos do lawyers have that makes them think they're at least as important to society as doctors?
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If this man is on a plane that gets hijacked again, he is the problem at this point
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This debate. Yes, drivers should earn more. Buyers want to pay what they are charged without friction of negotiation. Solution: drivers make their own app and get enough traction to get enough clients, not force clients to pay more, especially without telling them beforehand
This is just crazy
The Uber drivers and bolt are now demanding we add a 1.5x increment ontop of the already existing fare
Sometime this week my fare was 1100 and the guy wanted i pay 1700 ehh
May this viazi karai help me buy a car! 😪😪😪
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Watu wa "what about men?" uchokesha ajab. We have our own problems. Let's solve them. We don't have to jump on women's issues to push our agenda
This is why I block and refuse to engage misogynists. They’re all playing a game of gotcha from a place of ignorance. “Si ni mimi na kushow!” is their cited source
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Why TF is ODM pushing this impeachment so hard? Baba needs to go! Lose that AU seat, and disappear into retirement and play with his grandkids or whatever. He's using his power to our detriment
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@Jamesthiru_
@DanSuperdan2
You have a good woman. Don't lose your family over drink. Seek professional help now!
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Why only Adani? Why single source? Make the documents public.
Nobody has said Jomo shouldn't be expanded. You're explaining a non issue
ADANI JKIA Explainer Summary.
JKIA requires urgent expansion due to increasing passenger and cargo traffic, with current numbers exceeding its design capacity. By 2054, JKIA is expected to handle 32 million passengers and nearly 1 million tons of cargo, compared to 8.6 million
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Need recommendations for a USD MMF that I can easily operate on my phone and has an opening balance of less than $1000. That is not Kuza
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Basic consultation I'd do for free. In depth, I'd charge. Marketing people call it a funnel. Not everyone who contacts you immediately will be a buyer. Showing your expertise can lead to future conversions
Offering free consultation services to your potential customers is the best thing you can do as a business person, wewe sio daktari wa Aga khan buana
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Only reason people are laughing at this is because BND are "cool". Ingekua an uncool bar, think peaces about PR zingejaza TL
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You didn't have to be an intellectual to see it was going to be an absolute car crash from the get go
People who didn’t vote for this government think they are intellectuals, it’s cute to see
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I'm no conspiracy theorist, but I see no reason why the G*tes foundation needs to be granted special immunity in this country. Why them? For what reason? How many others have it? It stinks
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There's a guy who's constantly mean and rude on the TL, lakini you all just keekee under the tweets. He's held y'all by the balls and it is hilarious to see
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