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You open the door by fingering it?
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Number 1 abductors talking about ending human trafficking
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Mnakula mpaka Crazy Kennar sasa🤭
Love is a beautiful thing 🤩
Wacha nikule ugali sukuma alafu nifinye mamaa😂
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June 25th was a real shocker for the Kenyan political class. That's when they noted the need to put their differences aside and fight against a common enemy, The Kenyan Youth.
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It's so bad out here that we're applauding fish for swimming
The only MP from Mandera County who voted NO. He was welcomed in his constituency today this way!
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You are the sponsor of that Conflict of Interest Bill.... you are not with us, you are an enemy too
#RejectFinanceBill2024
The Gen Z have one very powerful thing on their side … AGE! Listen to them wisely ….
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That's a huge ass crowd coming out of nowhere in less than 4 hours since the bodies were discovered. People are really really tired of him and he will have to resign, one way or another
Police were forced to open fire to disperse crowds that had gathered around the Kware police station in protest after at least nine bodies were reportedly retrieved from a dumpsite in the area.
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Kukunywa kwa nyumba hukaa fancy until you realize it is the easiest way of becoming an alcoholic
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This nigga has never mourned any ordinary Kenyan.....from the flood victims, gas explosion to the recent protest heroes
It is with profound sorrow that I learned of the passing of Bishop Allan Kiuna.
I join the Christian community in mourning his death. Bishop Kiuna was a dedicated Christian leader who founded the Jubilee Christian Church (JCC) and inspired many to follow the teachings of the
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Kuna mzae ameanza kudemonstrate Ndumberi peke yake akisema Reject Reject.....feels like I'm already late for the party
#Reje
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Guys, is it possible that he has an undiagnosed or undiagnosable mental illness?
People mocked us when we prayed for rain. This year, we experienced record rainfall compared to the last four years - William Ruto
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Mzazi anakuanga neglected kwa kijiji, alafu akikufa ndio kids na grandkids wa Nairobi wanakuja kama wanaprint t-shirts, na kusoma tributes za kizungu mingi
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Kuna mtu alipotea na pesa yangu na akaniblock, it's been 2 months.
Acha nimwambie atume application to an email I'll create, then invite her for interview, na nimuitishe bribe ya 1500 ndio apate slot ya interview.
All I want is my 1000 back, 500 itakua ya inconveniencing me
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>>>>>
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Of course I knew she was older, lakini sikuexpect ako na first born in Form One
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Huyu amefika ile point ya kuuza vitu za nyumba....you only get worse from that point
India to import cheetahs from Kenya after dishing out Ksh38B loan
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Kukua mwanaume ni ngumu, unajuanga there's absolutely no one who can wake up and decide to send you money just because you exist
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When everyone is done talking about how women are favored, let's have an honest conversation on how men are the ones that enable this
Same content different outcomes! How is Priscilla Waimani's content different from Nduru man's?
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Kuna mtu amepick kasichana ka ploti yetu na Audi mpya, ya black inashine ni kama imepakwa, on a Monday night.
We're never winning this game
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Clothes
MEN ONLY : Name something that women wear that irritates you
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We will just pay them a visit, Article 1 of CoK 2010 .....SHALL, MANDATORY
Sasa mjue, parliament has been bought, wanaeza leta kina joho as lands CS.
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Anakaa kuitwa Beryl
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Ambia rafiki yako naeza mueka sausage kwa mdomo pia
Good morning from makueni county, before you ask niko na sausage kwa mdomo 😄
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Nimepigia cousin yangu kumuuliza kama amepata pesa, akanijibu "kwani hujaona imetoa jina yangu".....I've been humbled 😃
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These are the people you're up against when writing and sending those applications
My daughter Chanelle was today sworn in as CEC Gender, Sports and Youth in Trans Nzoia County. To God be the Glory
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Nilibuy vitunguu last week nikazieka bag na nikasahau....for 5 days nimekua nikizurura nazo from work to home 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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Hio maneno ya rainbow flags siyuko na nyinyi.... it will water down our fight by shifting the attention from Finance Bill to lgbt
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Io resignation ya Koome ifuatwe na charges.....people cannot be disappearing alive and reappearing dead under his watch
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Womens wanaonyeshwa dust on their birthdays and Valentines alafu uku ukiwatext wanakugrey tick wiki mbili. I hope they keep suffering
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Classic FM inakuanha na ngoma kali ukisikiza kwa gari ama kwa nyumba ya wenyewe. Lakini si kwako
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Hii mentality ya kumove out kwa wazazi with the slightest income you make inakuanga ujinga with faux independence.
Unataka mtu apitange mansion ya mzazi aende akaishi slums just because your parents wako ocha na huezi ishi nao
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Baba and UtdTrey supporting France, Drake supporting Argentina. Today is really the battle of jinxers and losers🤦♂️🤦♂️
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Actually, ukikua nayo ndio tutakuita malaya
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Tutasoma budget ya 2trn alafu usikie hawa wamepeana 200bn kama tithe kwa makanisa
Met prophet Victor Kusi Boateng from Power Chapel Worldwide Ghana, who paid me a courtesy call at State House, Nairobi.
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We are not winning any international war in the near future 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bodyguards in Kenya also close their eyes when their principals are Praying. Praise God !
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Hakunanga watu primitive kama hawa former slaves. Topics zako hurevolve around the same thing kila sa
Serena Williams’s legacy would of been even more SOLIDIFIED if she married a Black American man.
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Kanakaa healthy Sam Smith...why
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Si lakini this is very basic. Ukipata vyombo ni safi alafu ukulie unaosha tu.
Sahani moja na kijiko surely si kukaliwa ata kama ni agenda
Naskia married men wakifika late kwa nyumba apate bibi amekula,wao huwarm food wenyewe wanakula alafu wanaosha vyombo wametumia ndio wife asianze kelele
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Nimechoka kueducate watu against kukunywa whisky na energy drinks
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Honestly mnapenda kuglorify family dysfunction.... Sasa msichana kua close na mamake ni red flag aje
Ukiona manzi anaongea na mamake sana. Hepa bro. Alafu ukam nitakuambia. Lakini hepa tu
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Mashujaa ya 2018 tuliendanga Switch Kasarani na 2 of my boys. Kuna msichana tulikua tunaangaliana anawink nikadhani nimepewa green light. A few minutes later nikamuona kwa dancefloor so I made my move, nikaenda.
Kumbe alikua na boi wake ni kama wamekosana. Ile war nilionwa uko
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Sijui mbona watu huumwa na writers ama freelancers in general. They work their asses off to earn an honest living.
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I'm officially looking for a job. Nimegive up na slavery ya kufanyia wazungu kazi
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Kesho asubuhi na mapema government militia itashuka na Madowo at the decent price of 530
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Greenwood atapatana na the wrath of the British media against blacks
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Kuna time we tried switching positions nikaona uyo dame hajui ku-arch na mimi najua. So I spent like 20 minutes showing her how to do it which alianza kuimprove.
Ubaya we had to start afresh na foreplay na missionary ju kadudu kalikua kashazima🤦♂️🤦♂️
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Unapiga mlango teke alafu unatumwa sigara immediately. The duality of a man
Mimi huingia kwangu kama nimepiga mlango teke. Si eti i am violent, i just want them to understand that, kwa hii nyumba simba ni moja tu...
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Friday is the perfect day to finish strong and set the tone for a fantastic weekend..🥰
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Nakuanga a allergy ya loud women. Ata kama ni scripted bado nishachoka ya io kelele yake
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Ndegmel, uliza DJ Afro
Is it a bus or a boat? 🤯
I toured Budapest 🇭🇺 on a bus that can swim! But how does it work?
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Girlies hua wanapata watoto alafu wanaanza kua interested in you immediately.
No Rachel, it doesn't work like that. Lea mtoto wao
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A 20 minutes walk along this river banks for a week can heal 16 undiagnosed health complications
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Most of the difficulties faced by men are enabled by men in positions of power
“70% of the Hustler fund is for the women because they will pay.” -Rigathi Gachagua
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Why would a grown-up human sit down and think that cold showers are good and worth it?
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Kama anataka mwanaume mwingine aende tu.
I'll never stand in the way of a woman and her happiness. I don't own her
Your job as a man is to make sure she doesn’t need another man.
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Wait....is it possible that we've already witnessed all the best and greatest things this life has to offer?
London 2012 Olympics . We’ll never seen anything close to this standard again
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Utafika 25 ukue torn between wishing to die the next moment ama kuaccomplish just one thing to your name.
Buckle up kid. Bumpy ride ahead
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Ule msichana hutaki ndio anashindanga akikuuliza "umekula supper? Umekula nini? Umepika ama umebuy?"
Yule mwenye unataka naye anakupeleka rounds hadi ukimwambia unampenda anakwambia "Sema sure"😬
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Living an alcohol-free life is pure bliss. You don't have to worry about hangovers, drunk texting or overspending while drunk
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Overcoming cravings za sugar na wheat products has to be the first step into healthy living
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Unaenda kustalk kasichana kadogo ukidhani ni potential. Kidogo kidogo unashtukia kamepost mtoto anajoin grade 1 next week
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Mnadate na mtu miezi na the first important thing anafanya ni kushika mimba
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Same to Luton....kama wangeshinda izo games wamelose wangekua juu ya Arsenal
NimeNotice kama si recklessness ya Chelsea, saizi wangekuwa wanaCompete na City same position.
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To think that a man that once led a murderous cult against his own people is now celebrated as a political figure tells much about our country
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Niulize...nyi wote hukua na shitty dad's side of the family ama mnaamini juu other tweeps said so?
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Always cheat with an ugly woman. Leave her questioning her worth and value
Cheat with someone way hotter than her, it's the least she deserves
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Some element jana wakasema hawataenda juu demo ni ya Hanifa, leo mmeamkia kusema ni ya Boni.... The demonstration is against the punitive Finance Bill 2024, ukitaka enda ukae mbele usiongozwe na Boni.
#Rejec
For as long as Boniface Mwangi is leading
#RejectFinaceBill2024
Tuesday demos we all know how it will end and who will benefit, he is capitalising on your anger to get money from his funders.
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I would never win this game with my "Hey, sasa, umeshindaje, good night" routine
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Tech people with remote jobs who are tired of Nairobi craziness and are not ready to leave the country just yet & want a change of place, you should consider Kirigiti as an option. It's safe, air is fresh, people are friendly, roads are good, internet is great, food is fantastic.
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Truecaller hukua such a lifesaver. Hakuna mtu atakuuliza mbona ulidelete number yake
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Achana na jina ya kizungu tafuta dawa
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Kumwambia "pole zitaisha, lala na side" when she had cramps
Brethren, what's the most romantic thing you've ever done for a woman you love?
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Huyu alienda Germany lakini hua anapost local memes za kawaida ndio watu adhani bado ako Kirigiti 😂😂😂
Nashuku anaogopa kurogwa watu wakijua hayuko Kenya
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Kwani hamuendangi kazi, how comes nyinyi wote mko kwa TV watching that ruling🙄🙄🙄
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Ukikaa social media sana utajua wanawake hukua na story za jaba than any one else.
They create scenes in their heads which mainly revolve around fetish sex, hurting men na revenging against other women.
Like 70% of women confessions on social media hukua made up
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Ni kama detectives wamepata picha ya DJ Brownskin wakiwa na kina DJ Fatxo.... hii ni kama unakua tu guilty by association
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That's why I'm not bringing any kids before I address my background 🤣🤣🤣
'When you realize you're slowly going from "I came from a poor background" to becoming the poor background itself.'
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Mnapeleka mtu kwa airport vizuri ati ameenda kazi. 6 months later analetwa kama cargo 💔 💔 💔
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I'm so hungry lakini Amerix alisema hunger is a mindset. Acha nisukume siku zingine mbili
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Gava inashtuka vile tumejipanga aura for aura.... wakirusha propaganda tunarusha yetu kali
Wakituma wezi tunawarudishia kama tumetandika. Itabidi washuke
#RutoMustGo
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How comes many young couples break down and break up after an incidence of miscarriage or if a child dies at birth?
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@Osama_otero
So ukikunywa maji ya kuosha matumbo umeshinda mwenye amekula io matumbo imeoshwa?
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Kuna mtu alisema ushamba na confidence ni combination moja hatari sana
Pritty Vishy Reveals She Charges Ksh 100,000 for Club Appearance
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Kama unajua a campus student mtumie 200 ni kubad.
Kama unajua a writer mtumie pesa yote uko nayo, ni kubaddest
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Osoro ukivalisha wig na unasip whisky kiasi, utatandika backshots na usonge like nothing happened 😟🤭🤭
Happiest birthday to my lavu Osoro 🎉🥳 Here is a photo of us hustling for our kids.
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I'd smash that Lydia chick. Not because I want to, but at least improve her esteem. Hachokangi kujipost ata akue trolled
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No one ever claimed to have failed after getting a B- in Kenya.
Keep your inspiration porn to yourself
Yes, I "failed" KCSE but it was not the end of my life.
I wrote about this in 2016
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Kiambu Mall says hi
Cider Mall Nanyuki is half empty, only Java, KFC, Good life and Chandarana seem to be the only ones running well, most of the stalls are empty ama
@KnightFrankKE
are expensive?
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Mafuta ikipanda inabidi pia wee uipande
Ata wakipandisha fare ya Ocha lazima we turn up.
we must be seen we must
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She called. 3 months later. Asking for a favor of smol smol 5k😂😂😂
Hii ugangster ya kudelete contact, messages, call logs na all details za mtu ndio umsahau inakaa imenilemea. Someone's daughter is still stuck in my mind and I have no way of reaching her
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