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@SamkeloS___
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light skinned unfortunately.
DBN/PTA
Joined April 2014
Being a good person doesn’t mean good things will happen to you.
people need to understand that?.
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“Let’s go nquza for nquza” is the most insane thing I’ve read today 😭.
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I need a rematch with Mathematics, Physical Science and Accounting. I was too young then.
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I wish y’all kept the same energy with local drinks like MoFaya.
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Steers arguably makes the best burgers.
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Does Switch ever run out of flavours? Almost everyday I see a new flavour 😭.
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If she wants to be a bhari, who am I to stop her? 😭.
gents why do y’all accept money from women?.
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I don’t care how hot it gets outside, I’ll never take a cold shower.
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Abo “I just passed my learners on my first attempt” banamanga yeses.
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Don’t mind him, its out on delivery.
iphone 13 pro 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️.
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Guys hear me out, lets raise enough money for her to move to Pretoria 😭😭😭.
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Woolworths understood the assignment when they made those non-alcoholic beverages.
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What are you craving right now?.
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Don’t mind her, she’s already ordered it.
New phone 🕯️.
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Not dating someone because they don’t own a specific phone is weird.
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Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma being 74 years old and being the minister of youth.
what is anc math?.
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Kelvin Momo definitely has stans and I’m one of them.
Do Amapiano artists have Stans?.
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I miss online classes. Your class could be at half past 8 and all you had to do was wake up 5 minutes before.
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Kelvin Momo is dropping midnight, what a beautiful way to start the new month.
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Kwenzekile
You ever want to live inside a song??.
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Women will call you and expect you to carry the conversation.
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I’m genuinely not okay, but sothini.
guys , le sharp mara ? like genuinely.
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Drake can go the entire year without dropping and he’ll still be the most streamed artist.
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Arguably the best album A-Reece has released.
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“you don’t fast for the money… you fast for the character to contain the blessing” - Dineo Ranaka.
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imagine if Ghost Hlubi had a child. next thing the baby gets pranked too every week.
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People who don’t give up, where do y’all get the motivation?.
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The first borns will always be the angriest bunch, only because the ones who came after them were treated better.
That one L take you fully live by?.
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I want to discuss A-Reece’s mixtape with someone who’ll understand my perspective without calling me a hater.
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the only person that can save you is you.
as you got older you realised?.
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Do the singles that A-Reece dropped make more sense now that you’re hearing them in the album?
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A-Reece took the road less traveled and made a way, truly inspiring.
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Some of us struggle to communicate how we feel. Just because it’s easy for you, doesn’t mean it’s easy for the next person.
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Idc if this is his best or worst album, I’m happy Kelvin Momo is dropping at midnight!
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Seemah has been pranked so much that she even decided to be a prankster herself.
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don’t let igwababa stop you from talking to the love of your life.
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@YoungstaCpt That’s a low blow, even from you. Just keep quiet and work harder Kaapstad ndini.
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if you really liked them, then never. you’ll always care.
How long does it take you to get over someone?.
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I can’t ask you out on a first date, then you expect me to fetch/uber you to the restaurant 😭.
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great. no EPL. now we must watch Lorch score less goals than his jersey number.
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Baddies are good people.
What did rugby teach you ?.
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If you’re going to cheat on me, at least use protection.
Strict boyfriend 101:.
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Women will disturb your peace and ask you which nails they should do, only for them to not even pick the ones you chose.
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Ladies, just know that men also like being asked out to dates.
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replacing Titty Tuesdays with Tuition Tuesdays is so wholesome.
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I want to buy someone an exam care package. What should I put in it?.
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@NwabisaSeptemb3 he deserves it 🤷🏾♂️ you live by the sword, you die by the sword 😂😂 .he’s crazy.
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Hurting your pinkie toe with the door frame is a different kind of pain.
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Speaking isiZulu and expecting everyone who’s not Zulu to understand what you’re saying.
Okay let's go tribal .WHAT IS ZULU MATH ????.
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