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@kcander44
We got kittens at that moment. 4 year old named them. Ollifur Bollifur Freezenut Penguin and his brother, Julian Windowsill Franklin Frankenstein.
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@kittynouveau
My then 3y/o picked the names that stuck. They’re too long for the forms at the vet’s office! I give you: Ollifur Bollifur Freezenut Penguin AND his brother Julian Windowsill Franklin Frankenstein.
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Adonai is “my lord,” in Hebrew, but also “I don’t know,” in Aussie.
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@IamJackBoot
People will forget the things you say. People will forget the things you do.
People will remember how you made them feel. (Paraphrasing Maya Angelou)
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@JillFilipovic
I am both a parent who has never had to resort to this, and an adult who can tolerate other people’s foibles without being such a whiner.
I side with the mom traveling with two children under 5. That’s really hard. It’s survival mode.
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@ajlobster
I’m cool with living in the woods with my squad, color coding our shit, and adopting a baby.
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@sven_tice
@theeyecollector
This is a story about fat people and you thought it was about cyclists. That’s very telling about cyclist culture in two interesting ways. I’ll leave enumerating them as an exercise for the reader.
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@beautaplin
@rgay
Start over again tomorrow I guess
Thought experiement: Ever wondered who you might be in just a years time if you resolved every day to reach for your highest self? What boundless possibilities might you encounter? What joyful wonders might your perseverance bring?
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@rgay
In the face of something so infuriating, I'm glad the Roxane Gay signal is shining in the sky. Women advocating for one another and our better future is pure heroism. Thank you.
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@IwriteOK
He came to USC film lectures from time to time, to catch a free screening on 35 of Hitchcock or whatever.
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@Skippy55128916
@TimRunsHisMouth
Child suicide is also a gun problem. Accidental firearm child death is also a gun problem. These things are all one problem.
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@annehelen
I listened all the live long day but now my kid is home so I listen to MAMA? HEY MAMA? MAMA? WHAT IF YOU ATE AN M&M AS BIG AS THE WORLD?
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@hankgreen
Pirate Jenny has a library copy. We went to the dog library, right after the dog optometrist.
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@theorygurl
As a college educated female voter, I find the idea that I might understand sexism predominately through workplace experiences absurd. This straw woman, what is her purpose?
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I find it extremely uncomfortable that we bought our 3 bedroom house 11 years ago, and today you can’t rent a 1 bedroom here for our mortgage payment.
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Oh no
I just ate two oatmeal cookies
And the only other thing I ate today
Was a bowl of granola
I’m haulin’ oats
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@SalvoSensu
@tressiemcphd
I toured UCLA and USC deciding between them for grad school. Midday at UCLA: “Here is the food court.” Midday at USC: “Where IS that wine cart? They were due here by now.”
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My FIL swanned in here tonight (to leave his wife in my care so he can have a break and go play poker) groaaaaaning about how he’s just so SICK of all the Trump bashing. Just SO SICK of it all.
Me:
Me:
Cosmo, 4 years old: DONALD TRUMP PUTS KIDS IN CAGES!
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@arthur_affect
@mssilverstein
@BootlegGirl
@perdricof
If you take my story and market it as a satire OF ME, that’s a direct attack. And you can’t have it. I will fight. I won’t let you profit from it. Not ever. That belongs to me, and time doesn’t change that.
Am I weird for thinking Dawn’s principle is sound here?
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The kittens have added a third phase to their daily process. It is now Milk, Sleep, MELEE!
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And I’m a dumb blonde who got the hashtag wrong the first time but I know
#GJface
loves me anyway.
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@GreatDismal
Patagonia hates this man. It’s based in my CA town. Everyone involved in that jacket hates Ted.
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@kittynouveau
We mostly call ‘em Freezenut and Frankenstein, or Freezie and Frankie. Though Julian and Ollifur are also very fitting alone. Dad and I had picked out Kipper and Calamari but kiddo really blew us out of the water.
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@EJRIOS2006
@Victorshi2020
I remember where I was when my stepdad told me California had just elected TWO female senators. I was 7, in the kitchen, eating a pop tart. And I thought “this world is gonna be pretty cool maybe.”
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An unbelievable 18 years to the day since I asked this beautiful man if he wanted to make out, then fell in love with him, then discovered he was the perfect partner for me. Such a fox.
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Okay,
@youaregoodpod
is my absolute favorite, don’t change a thing, but when Alex laughs, sometimes it sounds like he’s dying from a stomach punch. Sarah’s laugh is a sob that sounds like her grocery bags broke on the subway and it’s the last straw and she’s now totally lost it.
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Happy birthday to my favorite,
@gjcharlet
! I got our mutual favorite
@hodgman
in on the action! GJ do you want a copy preordered at ? Lmk
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I need literally half the mefite people I follow here to remind me who they are or we’re over there at this point.
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@April_Sassy
@zibilith
@citizengatsby
@katieporteroc
Dianne has well overstayed her welcome. I respect her as a trailblazer but her recent performance is terrible.
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@bibliogrrl
@Nicole_Cliffe
Ironically, my family taught me “when you’re smart, you gotta be kind,” but it’s just not as snappy.
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@cafedujord
I live proximate to a homeless encampment that’s been consistently occupied for a century. The Ventura River bed. And my children are ok, I promise.
(And my local government is slowly but effectively offering housing.)
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The Ventura River, which you can usually step across.
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This thread is LAUGHS
With Eric Adams' mayoral campaign panicking about revelations that he might live in New Jersey, Adams invited journalists to his NYC home and showed them this perfectly normal bed that wasn't just moved into the perfectly normal middle of this room.
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@KillerMartinis
Have you asked the teacher directly if they’ll play ball? My kid’s kindergarten teacher is down to mark him present as long as we touch base from time to time. Because come on. It’s COVID. Do whatever.
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@WhatTheADHD
Dishes. Smelly, splashy, makes my hands dry. Dishwashers are unreliable, the bending down to load them is annoying.
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@KidsWriteJokes
Yesterday, my 7 year old, from bed, where he was 102 degrees:
Hey guess who I am!
Charles Sickens!
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@SpideyWoman01
@jdflynn
My seven year old boy has known all about that stuff for years (moms get NO private time) and the main upshot was that he got the jokes in Turning Red. And he felt so cool about that!
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@mwi2lcox
@cliftonaduncan
@annbauerwriter
@erichhartmann
So silly. I’m a leftist white woman sterotype but guess what’s a big industry here in CA? Oil. My dad, grandpa, friends work for Shell, Aera, etc. Every light spot in this view of my neighborhood is a well.
We chat about ecology and ethics and politics over beer at the beach.
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@arthur_affect
@iridienne
@82_Streetcar
@wendolen
I have a three week old foster kitten who proves this beyond a doubt. His name is Alexander. He plays Undead.
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Finished this quilt top, for my bed! 🌹
It will require free-motion quilting, which is a new skill I’ll have to obtain 😬
Still considering a goal of finishing a quilt a week… I have so many begun and unfinished.
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@rgay
I feel like there's a terrible, tempting shadow of hope that since he has the vocabulary to do it, he can speak to this in a way that can be redeeming. He has known better without doing better so long, though.
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Angelyne just crossed my path at my fabric shop!
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HOLYCRAP I just passed $10k for the year on Etsy!
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@Kyla_Lacey
I’m not saying you’re wrong to generalize, you’re not. I’m just asking HOW so many white people are so pitifully ignorant? Black culture, Black thought... among the most amazing things humanity has yielded. White people would rather be unbothered than awed. What mulish sense.
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Ya gurl is 100% dosed. Let’s see what kind of ludicrous effects await me!
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Just told my mom I won’t text or talk with her when she’s drinking. Someone hold my hand.
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@Grant_Marek
Grant, UCSC kids smoke pot or take some mushrooms and walk in the woods. It has always been thus and thus it ever shall be. In my day the forests often thundered with drums at night, too.
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@docscarabus
@arthur_affect
@fidelioscabinet
@HickeyWriter
@erlexx
@jigglychaos
@mary_pezzulo
@NECacophony
@Ubiquisquish
Quick facts from contemporary discourse on metabolism, disease, and culture: 1. Stress is more closely correlated with metabolic diseases than fat is. 2. Intentional weight loss fails 95-99% of the time. 3. Restrictive eating and weight cycling encourage weight gain
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THIS BEAUTY came from
@Bondcliff2008
and it is such a work of art! I don’t know how you managed it but it will have pride of place here forever!!!
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If this post gets five likes (I’m not popular) I’ll unleash a flood of kitten purrfection.
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@nochnayavedma_
@rmbodenheimer
@tressiemcphd
@nyabuela
Just. When you want to hide but you still have to make your sock puppet a PhD. That’s so pathetic.
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Killer apron. (I’m thinking $50... my prices are inching up as I lose imposter syndrome)
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So I’m supposed to eat a doughnut and flash my tits? Like any other Tuesday?
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@Brizzletrips
If you’re reading this thread and feel like you’re on the road toward alcoholism, ask your dr. about Naltrexone. I take it and I adore it. It takes the incentive to drink more away.
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(•_•)
<) )╯Arbitrary
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@to_jlawrence
@MashaKrupenkin
@RottenInDenmark
Plus, emailing to open that conversation is the direct way of addressing someone to ask “are you only here to snigger at me and surveillance me for your own profit?” Which, yup.
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@arthur_affect
Calling minor awkwardness narcissism is just more shit. “I’m doing something good and hard and I need and expect emotional support” isn’t the place to use that label. Gaslighting someone, though... exemplifies the narcissistic gulf between regard for self and for other.
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Finished. I think she’s gonna like these for her little kitchen:
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@pustitedetei
@Schwarzenegger
We also have propaganda, ignorance, and unjust war here in the US. It is our humanity we must fight for, together, not our nationality.
🇺🇸❤️🇷🇺
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@GhostDogCO
@RifewithKatie
Her only disgust seems to be from the film propagating anti-fat biases. If a movie makes you feel like shit because it makes you complicit in its bigotry, is that okay, or would you encourage others to skip it?
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I’ve switched gears on my mask-making practice. $10 straight up for glasses-modifiable masks with adjustable elastic ear loops or cotton ties. 4 sizes. 100 fabric choices. Rush available. I’m still donating as many as I make (or more) for paying individuals. :)
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@tenderbrushes
@emily_murnane
My mom KEEPS flipping these on Poshmark. I don’t get it. There is a market, I just don’t know who these buyers are.
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Give you one guess whose hand-me-down Apple Watch I’m rocking now.
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I posted on Facebook that I felt like I needed childcare or I was going to die. My sister leapt to my aid! Unfortunately, my sister is crazy and thought I wrote “chicken,” somehow, so she cruised by with El Pollo Loco.
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This absolute moppet has won his first school award 3 weeks in. “Creative Thinker!”
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This is a
#spewklewk
because I’m serving Love Witch.
Whenever I’m barefoot with my hair down, look out, I’m at my most succubic.
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