Jack Boot
@IamJackBoot
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The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.
Fly over country
Joined July 2014
The time my bongos caught fire. It was terrible. No one would help and the more frantically I tried to put them out the louder everyone cheered.
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RT @IamJackBoot: Just as the president was getting used to being second in command, he finds out he's third.
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@riechersm "Bro"? Do I sound weak, BRO? I don't want to be weak, BRO. I want to be cool like you, BRO! Bro, you must be the coolest kid in the seventh grade, BRO !!
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Trump is committed to using American forces to seize Palestinian land in Gaza and to hand it over, free of charge, to Isreal. This is the no war president you voted for? He just keeps getting worse and worse. Now, the responders will explain why this is actually a genius plan.
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The American Bar Association has officially declared the obvious. This is a lawless administration.
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RT @IamJackBoot: You eat one amazing peach then spend the rest of your life buying lousy peaches trying to repeat the experience. Forever c…
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Once upon a time, I liked Rogan's podcast. But now he is just the Musk/Trump Minister of Propaganda.
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RT @AOC: You are totally making things up. I’m not even worth $1 million. Nor even $500k. I don’t even own a house! I am one of the lowest…
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RT @jlock17: I get disoriented driving more than a few feet with my car’s backup camera, so I get it, pilots who crash, I totally get it.
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Let me understand. This idiot is president because it costs an extra 50 cents to get two eggs over easy?
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RT @LoveNLunchmeat: My husband always calls me "hun." People think it's a sweet little nickname, but it's actually short for Attila the Hun.
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Imagine a "tech genius" wasting his time trying to con people into believing he's a top tier gamer. What a fool. What a colossal disappointment.
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Oh look. Grok wants to talk about my username and fascism but completely skipped the bit about the exploding rockets. Hm. Peculiar.
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