God didn't give me a dick because he is omniscient and knew I couldn't be trusted with one. (I would absolutely use it as a third arm for carrying groceries.)

RT @mahnamematt: My daughter proved to be the smartest person in this house by going to bed at 8:30.

RT @_indica_sky: you’re better. so do better

RT @huntergraybeal: Don’t much care about this game, but I’ll stay regular tomorrow morning with a Superbowl of Kellogg’s Raisin Bran Crunc…

RT @heatherjs: Punctuation Is for strangers

RT @dadmann_walking: Eating light today so I can safely consume 117,000 calories tonight.

RT @deloisivete: Not into football, not a Taylor Swift fan, but a secret third thing (excited for snacks)

RT @Atkin_Jw: if it brings you happiness, there is no need for anyone else's opinion to matter

RT @Tha_StrangeDr_: Read that slowly ….

@jcarrington Thank you 💜

@thebandit75 🤣🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

@EVA24011 I think he's on to me

@lafleurmtl 🤣🤣

RT @Conchvegas1: Empathy is more powerful with knowing than ignoring

RT @RodLacroix: The game of Hangman is like “Hey let’s have some fun, if you don’t guess a word I kill this guy.”

RT @CM0nSter: Did you ever know the way something will play out and you feel sorry for them in advance?

RT @LyfeOfRyley: Always be honest with yourself, so you can be honest with others..they deserve that, and so do you.

RT @DrShamwell: those who are easily swept away by the current passions of the mob eventually end up in an ocean of foolishness

RT @Crazy_ButCute2: I rarely, rarely dislike anyone. If anything I continue to like them I just stop trusting them and even that is rare.…

RT @nova_Corpse: can't spell bared teeth without bard