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Oh my good god in heaven have I met my plus one?
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In a world full of Rocks, be a Dave Bautista.💙
@JoeBiden
@KamalaHarris
@DaveBautista
@TheRock
#BidenHarris2024
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Ok People! Let’s list all the ways
#FakeMelania
is different than
#RealMelania
. What the hell—it’s the weekend, we all deserve some downtime.
I’ll go first:
•Chin Shape
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@rche_types
Yes. It’s called trauma. And what our country has been through — is STILL going through — is more than enough to cause trauma in any of us. We just watched A MILLION PEOPLE from our country die of a thing any of us also could die from. We are not ok.
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@C_Sommerfeldt
@LeaderHoyer
@AOC
@RashidaTlaib
@IlhanMN
I’m 💯 behind Democrats being BOLD.
I’ve been waiting - literally - during this entire century for this to happen.
Now...let’s keep it up. We need it. The country needs you to be bold, Democrats! 💪🇺🇸⭐️
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@EricMGarcia
I was 39yrs old when my Mom told me she never sent my letter to
@shaunpcassidy
from when I was 8. I included some Halloween candy—orange taffy—I was young but not stupid. She randomly pulled it out & told me. The candy was gone (‘bugs’ she said). She TOTALLY ruined my chances.😍
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@whenipourireign
@JenniferJJacobs
@maggieNYT
Chris Wallace is on the record saying Trump & his entourage showed up too late to the debate to get tested.
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@RexChapman
In the same context, I’ve stopped looking at certain states as Red States. Now I look at them as states with massive voter suppression.
Because Georgia taught me that they’re ALL Blue States. It’s just some are better at suppressing voters than others.
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@jackiepeiser
@AOC
Saw the whole thing—anyone saying she’s over-sharing or bringing other issues into it, either didn’t watch it or is a fucking pig. Bc THERE’S A REASON she talks abt her abuse. It’s central 2 her explaining how the GOP wanting us 2 ‘move past it’, etc, is💯the language of abusers.
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@camillard
All I could do was post this photo and say ‘yes ma’am’ but I was saying exactly what you just did.
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@BeeeCee
@Connichameleon2
THIS. He did not speak a word till he got excited about that view. 🤭
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@RexChapman
I absolutely believe and appreciate everything she says. I’m also sick that it takes a white person saying it to get others to pay attention.
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@imonly5feet
@iamkiiea
You know they’re side characters because they’re always drawn with those noses.
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@claudiamconwayy
I get it. And good for you.
I saw Ann Richards (former Texas Gov, complete badass) speak once when was young like you...she said:
Girls & women CAN have it all. We just don’t have to have it all at the same time.
Do your thing. Have fun. And take lots of notes on EVERYTHING😉
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@D_Hawk
@mattzollerseitz
I keep hearing about ppl being calm, cops hitting that curfew starting point, or even going before that time hits, then SURROUNDING the peaceful protestors & baiting them into conflict.
They WANT the violence. They’re strategically happening. Trump wants voters gone.
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@AsToldByRen
@ThatsSoLampy
Him calling you sport makes me know he can understands the assignment. ❤️
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@KarenMHJ
@ask_aubry
🙋🏼♀️18 yrs married, 3 boys, 2 houses. We were doing ok, then after the 3rd baby boy—I got sick. It’s a serious-incurable-genetic disease. After 1yr of figuring out how our fam could adjust, he left. Saw the boys for awhile then ghosted. I know he still hates me for. getting. sick.
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@joshgerstein
@yashar
I’m SURE this would be happening if he was Black. 🙄
This entire system needs a major overhaul. Fucking ridiculous.
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@donwinslow
It’s great til the end
Think Trump leaving the Republican Party is going 2 SAVE the Republican Party?!
Every member was SILENT as Trump abused this country & her people. As he destroyed norms, systems & procedures.
If he leaves it or not—the GOP is as bad as he is—& it’s DONE.
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@jonfranks
@TheRickWilson
@MariaBartiromo
While technically true, this is also wildly letting her off the hook. There can be no reputation-rehab here. She consistently made BAD decisions and she chose to push the lie that caused the insurrection, and the death, injury, and trauma associated with it. This is on HER.
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@jameyjean
It bugs me just as much when they show anyone in a public restroom fill up a sink with water and then use that same water to splash their faces with. Who else used that sink? When was the last time it was cleaned? Lord knows what was spit, dumped, or worse into it. Just…NO.
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@cmclymer
Also—I have questions
1-Why were you traveling to NYC, from LA of all places, during a pandemic?
2-Why if you were visiting family for the holidays did you stay in a hotel?
3-When was the last time you did that ‘ok Joy’ close your hand movement to a woman w/o getting slapped?
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@jonkarl
Meaning...
1. He knows he’s getting arrested for incitement
2. He’s sick of working for s guy who doesn’t pay him
3. He’s afraid they’ll play his cameo from the Borat sequel—or him farting in air, or the video with the sweating hair dye, or...
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@cmclymer
This is peak LA, Instagram, GenZ, trying to be YouTube famous, I’m always the victim 2021 behavior.
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@DumbleWh0reee
@lvteef
I just googled it and that’s EXACTLY what she’s doing. She is quoted as saying that she can’t build her character till she gets the wig right. 😊
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@JamesDerk
@ChrisBoyleDBNJ
Winning a grand slam while PREGNANT. Out there, on her own (besides the little one), no line of big dudes protecting her. It will always be the GOAT.
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@queenveej
Not sure if you’ve ever watched Couples Therapy on Showtime but the real therapist on the show goes to her OWN therapist just to deal with how hard the man from her straight, cis het couple is whom she treats. It’s FASCINATING.
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@Yamiche
During the protests in reaction 2
#GeorgeFloyd
’s murder,
@salesforce
came out in support of nonprofits & racial equality. Calling attn to it being their corporate culture.
But they still employ
#MichaelLofthouse
as a consultant thru his
#Solid8
company
Can’t have it both ways🤷🏼♀️
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I’ve raised 3 Young Black Men, in this volatile country, on my own. All while seriously ill & poor as fuck. I’m a badass bitch is what I’m saying.
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@SanaRavishing
But Laura went on and on about Luca & Jaques’s love for each other on the reunion. It was ridiculous. And dangerous…the show once again accepting and even promoting abusers. Because they aren’t just bullies: they are verbal/emotional abusers.
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@EricTrump
@washingtonpost
@JeffBezos
You mean tactics including his ... {checks notes, looks at camera} ... CONTACT INFORMATION?!
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@FOXXtheeGAMER
He’s right tho! That DRESS. Her whole look. She slayed in a way that other VERY rich & famous ppl didn’t on that red carpet. I’m glad he’s taking the time, in their journey to success, to stop & appreciate each step. It shows self-awareness & love. It’s literally why we love him.
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@heyyitsjanea
@RexChapman
Every Mom knows that run. The one right before bedtime. And we all say...sure! run around my sweet baby {heh heh heh}...just wear your tiny self out. 😊❤️
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@EmmaTolkin
You’re not wrong…
1. Aftersun
2. Rye Lane
3. Lost In Translation
4. Good Luck To You, Leo Grande
5. The Piano
6. Mudbound
7. The Kids Are All Right
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@freedarko
Imagine how disorienting it must be to the young girls he groomed & the teenage girls he had sex w/in his 50s & his wife’s daughter whom he took naked, ‘raunchy’ photos of as a freshman in college when he was 58, etc. I mean...if you had to choose which group to be a part of...🤷🏼♀️
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@tedcruz
@Sethrogen
My Grandma used to say, ‘never argue with a fool because people won’t know which one of you is the fool’.
But this never applies when you’re in the picture, Teddy, because when you’re around EVERYONE knows that YOU are the fool.
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@cmclymer
Yeah—it’s his clear inner rage, slowly showing itself—that is the most disturbing part of that vid. It, specifically, is NOT about whether or not a person should put their seat back, where & when. That video is about that guy not being able to control himself. Period.
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@kathygriffin
@Rschooley
The servant handed her a glass of wine (and ... really? white w/chili?!😖) and then steered her to an already-made pot of chili, then handed her a wooden spoon, got her phone on camera mode and said “ok...give me your ‘I hate Black People’ smile” and this was the result.
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@MichelleHux
@chrisgeidner
Yes.
Also the
#MetGala
was
#NickiMinaj
’s way of avoiding the hoopla of announcing that she actually HAS
#COVID19
. Right now.
So to get away w/not making THAT statement, she made it about missing the Met Gala bc she chose not to get vaxxed & now that’s all we’re talking about.
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Jon Stewart is over.
Officially calling it.
As the smart person says below, you blast & demean the President for 3 solid weeks & then get mad when a meeting you demand from his admin doesn’t go your way?!
Those 9/11 heroes count on you, & you blew it.
Fuck off,
@jonstewart
Y’all gonna be mad at me for this:
After you SHIT on that man, you’re demanding him do something for you?
He’s a good man, so he’s gonna do what’s right for Vets.
*I* would say EFF OFF andddddd add “I’ll take a meeting, but without Jon Stewart.”
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@BeccaFromTX
@Lesdoggg
Oh Becca from Texas I can feel your sadness in your words. I’m so sorry this happened to your Mom. Someone sent this to me once and it helps me every time I read it. I hope it helps you, too. One day at a time☮️💜:
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@JoshRosenthalTV
I’ll say what I KEEP SAYING:
I’m hi-risk, trying 2 fight AI Vasculitis on immune-suppressants. My fear’s in the stratosphere. I can’t count on natl leadership. I keep seeing these crowds at the park. I pulled my son from hs on 3/2–his 16th bday. Who CAN I count on besides myself?
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@robdelaney
To say grief is an expression of love...wow, that changed me a little bit. I am going to be selfish for a minute: the parts of you I get to enjoy are your work & your Twitter. And both of these things, I say from the outside, are better because you’re sober. So thank YOU 🙏🏼❤️.
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@chrissyteigen
@HillaryClinton
That’s how so many feel about you. I think you may have found your calling in speaking for women and families who go through this. I feel proud of you.
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@JanaHisham
The love pouring out of this is palpable. The GROOM! W/him shaking hands w/the oldest boy who is clearly in charge. And the way he looks at his BRIDE. And HER! The love she gives the children—all dressed up so beautifully. So much so much joy. & beauty. I needed this❤️
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@RexChapman
The way he tenderly kisses her hand. It’s really what starts her on her beautiful performance. Imagine how starved her body is of affection.
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Yes
@ElevenFilms
!!
#PredatorOfTheUnitedStates
I think about this clip of
@Rosie
talking about Trump’s sexual predation all the time. It was brilliant and so damn true:
🚨NEW VIDEO🚨
Donald Trump is a sick sexual predator aiming for the presidency again - a threat to every woman in our nation.
We must unite to prevent this!
Watch, share, act now!
#PredatorOfTheUnitedStates
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@DrewFrogger
@RexChapman
Wait. So he’s on a longboard, drinking juice with one hand, filming himself with the other, AND singing Fleetwood Mac? This is what I’m seeing?
Oh god I’m going to have to join tiktok aren’t I?
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@RexChapman
I get wanting 2 preserve the moment—it’s very sweet.
But at some point we’ve got 2 stop filming our kids & just HUG them. That kid needed some comfort from more than just his dog in that moment. He kept looking 2 his Dad 2c if he was coming over, but he was focused on The Gram.
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@chris_notcapn
That’s not a laugh, sweet girl, that’s fear. You handled yourself brilliantly—esp never having gone thru it b4...clearly irritated but not doing/saying anything to escalate. BUT THE FACT THAT YOU EVEN HAD TO MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD. Goddamn this man. Disgusting. I’m so sorry❤️
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@HillbillyHighl1
@mrstmak
Whoa. I would also like a hug from Scotland. America is rough right now…I could use it. 😔
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@CaslerNoel
@AubreyODay
@IvankaTrump
@realDonaldTrump
And here’s what she says (from Thursday during the debate):
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@theliamnissan
@verticalrepeat
If my kids have to suffer from racism your kids have to learn about racism.
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@dbishop1976
@maddow
Oh my god yes.
Btwn him & the way Kavanaugh spoke 2—& esp how he then apologized & expected immediate forgiveness from—Sen Amy Klobuchar, all I could do was flashback 2 my own verbally/emotionally abusive marriage.
I think A LOT of women are reliving painful stuff rite now.
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@ManonGarciaFR
I need to hear 1 story—just ONE STORY—of you, or any of the writers here, where your reaction was, “Ha HA, ‘tis I! *I* am the writer for whom you call! Whaddya think about THAT, Cha-Cha?” (Clearly the judge is named Cha-Cha & you like using many different versions of English).
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@MEPFuller
@Redistrict
Markwayne Mullin helped create this mess he does NOT get to be a hero because of it.
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@ashleyn1cole
@roywoodjr
Dear
@ComedyCentral
,
Television isn’t like what some people say about love…
You know — "If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they’re yours; if they don’t, they never were."
You don’t love
#RoyWoodJr
. And you never deserved him.
Shame on you.
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@sarapaige__
When mine were young they thought ‘chicken’ was the word for every kind of meat bc they’d fuss abt eating roast beef/sausage/etc & I’d say—it’s chicken…you love chicken. Was a secret til a big t-giving dinner where my youngest said:“this turkey is the best chicken I’ve ever had”
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@RobUSMC0311
@ReedReports
@chrislhayes
I think the shock, at least for me, is the WHERE they’re doing it, not the how.
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@traceylross
@PrestonMitchum
Here in Portland we’re on night 87....protesting that many nights in a row. And they’ve done a DAMN good job at keeping it about
#BlackLivesMatter
. As it should be.
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@TheOrvedahl
Also ‘gun control’ is a term created by the NRA as part of the ‘they’re coming for your guns’ movement after Columbine. They want us using it because it’s easier to fight back against. We must start using ‘gun reform’ instead. It may seem silly but it makes a difference.
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@NinaSerafina
Michael Palin’s small, but impactful and flat-out hilarious role in A Fish Called Wanda.
#CathcartTowersHotel
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@JessicaValenti
Yes
@OlgaNYC1211
I swear I’m more pissed at the Dems. Republicans made this happen. But the Dems let it.
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@kathygriffin
What I wish more people were considering specifically is long covid. You could still get a mild case with the booster and come thru it, but long covid doesn’t care if your case was mild, it can hang on for months if not years. And you don’t want that — especially with your lung❤️
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Fuck civility.
Fuck fascism.
Fuck the Patriarchy.
I’ve found that saying fuck — constantly & directly — has made me a MORE free & effective feminist in my 50s.
This article, this brilliant woman, explains it…
#WhyISayFuck
#FuckThePatriarchy
#earthquake
#mondaythoughts
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@MsBrainBusiness
@EstOdek
Beyoncé is the FIRST person I thought of when I considered women saying ‘we deserve this’. Bc she’d never waiver on that.
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I am here for Prof Melissa Murray’s clothing homage to
#RuthBaderGinsberg
tonight on
@allinwithchris
Well done 🙏🏼❤️
@ProfMMurray
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@TommyKersten
@chrissyteigen
Sometimes when I don’t have anything to do, I’ll go on Ms Chrissy’s account, open a tweet and just start reporting fuckers.
Every single time I do it they lose their account. I know this because I keep track.
You’re next, Tommy Boy.🙅🏼♀️
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@asthehosptuRNs
@RexChapman
NOW do you believe what Black and Brown people say about cops*, or do you need more evidence?! 🤷🏼♀️
*in addition to the stuff they’ve been saying for the last 200 years
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@RexChapman
His power, besides the obvious, is making us all think about a kid in our own lives, or even our own childhood, with love and joy. Something extra important this time of year, and this type of year. Super indeed. 💟
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@hausofriya
@theferocity
He’s really cute.
His accent elevates everything he says.
His hand movements are unfamiliar and therefore very interesting.
His id is on-point
He’s a star ⭐️
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@carlquintanilla
@SIRIUSXM
According to
@MSNBC
that mob was full of cops and military personnel. Someone was passing around inside information.
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@yashar
Isn’t this the woman who stood with the group of lawmakers as they all refused masks last week while they were in lockdown? All standing there, laughing behind the back of the woman trying to give them masks, like the mean jock table in the cafeteria of some bad 80s movie...
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@NEGROMERMAlD
@MatthewACherry
You knew he was evil from the very beginning. It’s in the chin. Like Ted Cruz.
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@RexChapman
He picked up that machine with his bare hands AND he held it up to his face?! No fake laugh is worth that shit. 😷🤒😵
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@DEADLINE
Can you imagine an American kid getting that HP role SO YOUNG and being literally the face of youth culture AND literature for over a decade and then turning out this lovely? He impresses me as a human every time I see him.
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@EthanMarema
@taylorswift13
That’s
@kimlatricejones
She’s a prophet. She’s also an author...here’s her book—BUY IT!
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@lupittaa5
EXACTLY! It’s what I’m afraid JLo is teaching young women—that you cannot be happy unless you have a man in your life. Better yet if he’s an ex. Better even if you’re engaged. It’s crazy.
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@Geniusbastard
Grace is a monumentally underused human characteristic. It NEVER serves me wrong. You’re a good teacher.
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@Wonderful_Ed
Yes—& it goes beyond just being happy, it also avoids despair. Bc what woman in a relationship w/a man doesn’t have to—at times few or many—deal w/sulking, misogyny, score-keeping, loneliness, &/or emotional/verbal/physical abuse? It’s not just being happy: it’s avoiding misery.
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