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I am curious/I want to share how people define themselves. The depth of a relationship on this site seems about 30 seconds. I aim to keep humanity in technology

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@laserboat999 This is either a fight or marriage material.
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@MuvaofGotti The difference between cringe and awesome is authenticity. Guaranteed this dude rules at parties.
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@MsBlaireWhite False. He’s objectively a smart person. Hes just a brainwashed arrogant fuckhead that is blinded by arrogance and ideology.
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@popgoesthenella Look at all these tolerant and compassionate people . oh wait.
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@SallyMayweather Whole lot of folks missing that the temps stay similar, but the “omg red scary scary death climate map” changed.
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@JFrankensteiner This thread makes me realize how often I’ve seen Scorsese act, thought he was great but didn’t know it was him. Everytime I see Tarantino on screen it breaks my immersion. Seems like someone’s kid brother showing up to set. Ruins every vibe. Dudes awful on screen.
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@fifthtimecharm Thats good ole Mom-lighting.
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@CatOrman1 Another reminder to be weary of advice from people incentivized to give it to you.
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@ggreenwald She’ll be on The View as a cohost in no time.
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@politicalmath Low key I think well intentioned parents do a lot of damage to their children by accusing them of lying so often rather than trying to sort through what they mean. Especially when punishment is attached (not saying it was in this case). Accusations of lying are often just lack of.
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@FearedBuck This is not a negative, but a really really good reminder. You can have the best genetics, reach the highest peaks of muscle and health, have all the money/doctors/cures/shortcuts in the world, and aging will still come for you. You will, with luck, reach a point that walking is.
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@webdevMason I think people conflate “things I don’t like or that suck or are painful” with scam very very often.
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@IanKarmel Gun Oil flavored shoelaces with a Kevlar core to use as a garrote.
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@ptr_to_joel Not only does that checkbox do nothing but answer Yes or No does nothing lol.
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@mlstrat This is pretty wholesome. Everything’s so cynical these days was expecting the follow up to be “and he kicked her off the train” or something lol.
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@Fish_SSBM @MrAlAnderson We don’t speak Lorum ispsum ‘round these parts.
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@ambernoelle I sort of want to hate it, but, can’t. It does kind of rule.
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@troy_and_an_AK You’re just being a hater. Nothing wrong with this. It’s a fancy deerblind. Hunting doesn’t need to be extra hard. Hunting can be a skillful art or functional utility. You seem to be grading it on artificial difficulty for some moral reason. That’s a you issue.
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@ShitpostGate This is why capitalism rules. Let people live and do weird stuff. It’s fun.
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@littleapostate Fuck absolutely all of that. Take 2k , get some kegs and friends, rent out an Airbnb, dress up, make merry. Put the other 18k in the bank to start your lives with. This supposes one is in normal income brackets. If a millionaire already. *shrug*.
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@ConceptualJames You’ve made the point you didn’t vote for Elon either a few times. Is it normal that one votes for government advisors? This shit is why you get people saying you’re a hater. Have you considered just not weighing in on everything? Could be a tactic.
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@0x_dea110c8 This is actually fair. I wish the discourse around remote work wasn’t just like “dont talk about anything negative about it or they will take it away” - we should be honest about the fact that if you go an entire year just logging into your fucking laptop that really does erode a.
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@TheRabbitHole84 It already is. Also unemployment isn’t a free benefit you take from the state , every paycheck you get contributes towards unemployment funds - it’s literally money you’ve put in the pot from working. There are all kinds of benefits that are a free ride that need to be changed.
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@rachelmillman Imagine calling someone “stupid stupid” because they got some facts wrong about a movie that’s like fucking 85 years old. Genuinely believe you’re the asshole in this scenario.
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@pschofie79 Imagine rich people doing rich people shit. The hypocrisy!.
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@legotrillermoth Just Kojima things.
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@fontainesyaoi Except you don’t smell like an ashtray. You can smell like strawberries 🍓 eat it.
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@Sthe__King_ @youcancallmeQ_ … why is this even a question? People are paying for space. If they use or don’t use that space it doesn’t mean you’re entitled to it.
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@MRIXRT Maybe that dude deserves all the hate and it’s disingenuous to paint him as just a random person, I can agree there. But your insistence that they should recognize all the negative things in the industry is ridiculous. That breaks all the rules of being a host and presenter.
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@JoshuaLisec @oldbooksguy You already stated why. The goal is to erode the value of language to more easily weaponize it. Wife has specific emotionally charged meaning. Partner doesn’t. A home is a warm fond place we all attach to positivity and is something we want. Housing is just a gray object in space.
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@RampCapitalLLC Honestly, reading all your replies to this post - you’re the prick.
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@USAA I know a lot of veterans this doesn’t honor any of them.
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@RubinReport DeSantis Simp Rubin is easily the most boring character arc.
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@HumansNoContext Using the axe as momentum and counterweight , his crazy vertical, and hand switch at the end. holy shit. Maybe I’m easily impressed but this seems genuinely incredibly.
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@BrianRoemmele Seems like a good hipster side hustle to just get these things for free and restore them.
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@mafaldita2021 @TheAmberPicota You don’t think his friend almost dying and him getting yelled at is punishment enough. Fuck you people are absolute tyrants. Plus two of the kids were sober. Tyrant and lacking reading comprehension is how you end up here I think.
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@GundamIsHere Escapism used to be the default. Now it’s self insert activism. Hopefully this shit is gonna smash into a wall soon.
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@BillyM2k Reddit is such a good example of what a bit of power and a culture of gatekeeping does at scale. Entire site has been totally captured for years now - might be the most toxic echo chamber on the planet.
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@Nerdspringbreak Haven’t rewatched to know if it still counts but, this movie for me is a top 10 all time. I fucking adore this film.
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@notsofiacoppola W sucked shit for all kinds of reasons but he was pretty entertaining and doesn’t get enough credit for that ninja dodge.
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@libsoftiktok This is a line they really don’t want to cross. Once they do they will meet people in the real world who don’t play on Twitter. This will be a revolution just not the outcome they are expecting.
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@ChiseHatoriBan Game lets you blow up children, strap ladies to railroad tracks, feed dudes to gators, shoot peoples heads literally off. Walk onto an Indian Reservation? Guns disabled. Violence off limits. … k.
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@weirddalle Top tier drinking buddy. Chug operation, complete 🍻.
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@jaltma Mogged by family, the menswear guy, and Wallace & Gromit in one post. Epic.
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@DefiantLs I’ve said it before: @DefiantLs is Hall of Fame level Twitter.
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@CountDankulaTV Our generations lost their shit over beanie babies and pogs and later generations fidget spinners. Unsure how a mug is so wild in context. Kids are dumb. Part of the fun :).
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@ichthys30 Insane that you’d blame this on the age group rather than the people who raised, supported, taught and the therapists who did all that pahtologizing.
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@clguffey @politicalmath I think so as well. To clarify I dont think OP is a bad parent, and I’m not at all criticizing this specific scenario, just speaking in generalities. These “small” things have massive impacts on children so worth noting I think.
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@blondspit Damn. it’s because she felt all the dudes he made drool lol thats pretty high levels of aura right there. 650 pounds is fucking wild.
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@TheCinesthetic Ryan Reynolds’s has acting chops, he just doesn’t have range. The other two have neither.
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@kenzietuff Between people not understanding “per capita” and folks like these not understanding consequences and second order effects of collective actions . fuck. Me. It’s just ignorance all the way down. Good times :).
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@TateTheTalisman @JoeyCarbstrong But Tristan, Joey here is an Animal Activist Denfender Investigator/Filmmaker - he isn’t acting in good faith about this because his argument is Farmers Bad prima facie. Facts won’t sway fools.
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@michaelmalice I’m Dan Crenshaw. Dan Crenshaw TX. Dan Crenshaw, Congressman, Texas. Crenshaw. Dan. Congressman Dan. Crenshaw . .
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@JoeHo560935 @MsBlaireWhite I don’t need to defend a statement that is nonsensical fuckwit. No actually smart person would say that NDT is unintelligent. He has stupid ass ideas, he’s brainwashed but he is an intelligent person.
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@Dubswrld00 @FearedBuck People like you are just stuck on a loop. Absolute brain dead NPC behavior.
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@Komaniecki_R The psychedelic frogs lick it and lock in though
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@TheCriticalDri2 “Hate should not be a career path” say the hate mongers making a career from it.
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@JoeHo560935 @MsBlaireWhite I. genuinely don’t know what people like you are looking for. Burden of proof is on you. How is he not an objectively smart human?.
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@coolp1np Over the sink is the move.
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@OleGriersy What’s so annoying about this worlds timeline is it was fucking hard to tell at first lol.
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@niccruzpatane @MKBHD I have 3 pairs, all 3 are in some state of broken. Disconnection issues, drop outs. If these things get a whiff of humidity they start not functioning. When they are functional they are wonderful , noise cancelling is great and I use a pair wired, but no updates at all sucks.
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@IGN Even when your bullshit activism rag is being complimentary you have to take digs in your headline. You seemingly ignore all the insane lore and world building and mention there isn’t much there for story . wtf.
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@sonyasupposedly As a skinny fella i dont understand the opposite. How can you fat fucks shove 4000 calories in your face every meal? I dont get it lol genetics has a lot to say here.
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@demoiselledemy Guns make me uncomfortable, so it was super unnecessary they had them in the Matrix. I mean, Neo is a super hero why couldn’t he just punch people and throw balloons at them. .
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@InternetH0F Do people not know where vaginas are located and that positions exist. .
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@amore_orless Semi colon seems like it fits there? I gotta be honest, punctuation is a bit freestyle for me on the internet - i just toss shit wherever it feels right. Syntax should be vibes based :D.
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@thelinedrive @popgoesthenella lol the problem is that all of you code language is violence and then you can justifying treating people however you want for using words you don’t like. Also there is a political and cultural angle to all of this. You can dislike a person and still be sad that no one found them.
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@nic__carter Where do you live that these are even options ? You left out the “fat and unhealthy and balding with diabetes living in a trailer and can’t meet for holidays” group, the “alcohol and drug addicted but holding it together somehow” group and the “church is life , happy wife, 3.
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@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Have Brad Pitt on as a Pikey translator and one of those fellas from the Jersey Shore and you’ll have all bases covered
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@ID_AA_Carmack @joerogan Was the stall a polite request that you agreed to, or was it written in contract somewhere? I’m always curious with people at your level what freedoms you’re granted in that regard. Obviously the boiler plate “you’re representing the org” always exists.
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@JoeHo560935 @MsBlaireWhite lol do you think that people with low IQ can do physics? Do you think that people that are unintelligent accomplish the shit he has? He has horsepower in his brain. He is an intelligent human. You’ve yet to give me an example of how he isn’t.
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@FoxNews I thought this was a joke, what a sweet win for Shane. Long live the Dawgs!.
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@Rothmus So many people dunking on this but, i think as a society we should consider why the fuck it is that we cannot have control of our data and its history. I’m aware of how the internet works I’m not whining, I’m saying why dont we ask these questions. They do in other countries.
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@Milkbonsme @MuvaofGotti Lol weird interpretation; cringe is a label we put on a real blend of emotions that involve second hand embarrassment and awkwardness and social Faux Pas - not sure what you mean when you say that people “can’t deal” . they deal with cringe just fine.
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@walterkirn Walter, you seem like a hell of a human. I’m sorry that happened to you; many such cases, unfortunately . Hopefully some of them have enough integrity to throw you a mea culpa 👊🏻.
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@MsBlaireWhite Fiber and therapy are very solid remedies in this case I’d think.
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@baltic_dan I don’t begrudge the fact that women do cry; if it’s genuine they can’t do anything about it. Must be difficult to do with. What I can begrudge is this insistence I must take said crying seriously or into context. You can’t do anything about it. Great. I dont have to either.
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@ChrisWillx Women are fucking brutal in ways that we seem only allowed to talk about now in society again. It is a different kind of viciousness that is utterly destructive. Dudes will break your nose. Women will break your soul; and often the target is other women.
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@GamersNexus You all are better more thorough journalists than almost anything we get in media these days. Well done 👍🏻.
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@saraaaaajean The answer is A , but I can see C also being “compatible with the passage” the BEST answer thing is always infuriating for people who pay attention to nuance. E is definitely a leap.
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@JoeHo560935 @MsBlaireWhite Ah, I’m arguing with a retard. I see. Move along.
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@ggreenwald @theintercept I think you just broke all sorts of sarcasm detectors.
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@Ascii211 Nothing like being half through a large file transfer and tripping over and unplugging your super cool tenuously connected cable.
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@historyrock_ Hetfield was only 20 in this clip and had only been playing guitar for 6 years. Absolute sickening level of talent.
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@otakugenarion @ReubenR80027912 @thechosenberg You’re a fucking idiot. He isn’t moping around about his joy he is moping around because his bitch of a wife questioned why she married him and also shat on his hobbies. If your wife tells you to “grow up” in this context the problem is not you it’s her.
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@hrteetle @politicalmath That’s pretty brutal. Yea - I mean, lying is a fucking super power. It’s no wonder kids do it and being punished in that manner will just make you try harder not to get caught, not to lie less. Paradoxical to some.
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@emilykmay Many such cases. This is why boundaries, clear punishment and exposure to consequences matters so early. Hard line to walk.
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@tim_zaman I’d be dubious personally of that 10x quality claim difference - other than personal experience, anything that speaks to this with authority?.
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@TheCriticalDri2 I think it’s weird people call her mid or unattractive, she’s clearly very pretty but - agreed. Also damn it Drinker… i gotta go take care of something :p.
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@83_NYC @walterkirn @MAHaley15613284 Do people like you have any self awareness at all or do you just say shit like this to pretend you’re the main character?.
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@lolitadiariess Steak, Sexual Favors, Silence - 3’s ;).
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@michaelmalice For years I’d planned on an Australia trip. FUCK THAT for the foreseeable future.
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@esaagar “lol. Jk everybody. We did a little oopsie. Little psyop oopsie. We’re real sorry. We don’t mean nothing by it”.
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@LeMaireLee What the actual fuck are you talking about man lol.
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@pubity So he tries to weaponize his own military against his citizens and opposing party , makes a decree that it’s fucking on sight with everyone, and his political leaders say fuck this we are not allowing you to ruin this country with your paranoia and authoritarianism and use laws.
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@LibertyValkyrie I was holding it together until “right in the trans-mission” . man. lol.
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@xdelreyuwu @popgoesthenella Nah you’re choosing to be a hateful asshole yourselves. Justify it however you’d like though. I think this situation is sad. Many of you are cheering for it. One is compassion, the other is mental illness.
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@esaagar Saagar you must secretly be a pothead. It’s the only thing that explains why you don’t ever shut the fuck up about it. It’s insufferable.
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@banalplay It’s fucking everywhere now. It’s so wild. Its about everything.
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@MikeSma80522654 @MelonieMac @The_WalkinDude_ He used the words so that fucking absolutely retards with an inability to think passed first order reptilian brain knee jerk reactions would look like further retards. Which you continue to prove. Shut the fuck up.
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