I told myself I’d come back to Twitter when I accomplished something with my life. I’ve accomplished a lot since then, but I specifically had in mind that I wanted to publish this piece I drafted in 2020, and I finally did. I hope you’ll read.

@bbcream4000 Exactly

Michael George voice And I’m never gonna tweet again shitty tweets have got no retweets

Some people go their whole lives without knowing the joy of being friends with their exes

Love

RT @tonyhawktruther: China has invented a device that beams a karaoke version of Sweet Caroline into airliner cockpits to distract white pi…

RT @coldhealing: Kanye's mental breakdowns are a nice reminder that you can be one of the greatest living artists with hundreds of millions…

RT @kanyewest: Yaaaaaay wooohoooo (gay nigga voice) Got top trending and a couple under too Go lakers Not sure why I said that Jus…

Choose wisely

Mickey out here posting his hoe, need me a love like this

RT @vokubag: im so busy lately i cant even kill myself

Garfield would surely hate this website!

Having fun being in my 20s

Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why not retweet me?

RT @lemonade_grrrl:

I’m lowkey in Orlando

@folded__person Thank you

RT @kait_tiffany: striking how everyone in this story says they voted for trump because they want to make offensive jokes. anybody who has…

Introduced myself to my upstairs neighbor and he already knew my last name because of how many packages I order fuuuuuck