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@youcancallmeQ_
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Come for the banter, stay for the discourse
Joined May 2021
A glass pot is crazy give the food some privacy.
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Guys im GENUINELY asking. Whats the issue here? If both parking bays are his, why is he not entitled to use them as he sees fit?.
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Because our ancestors are Mauritian indentured labourers who spoke French Creole and had to assimilate Durban’s very Anglicised environment (hence the language was lost). (1/2).
How come Durban coloureds don’t speak Afrikaans?.
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Mind you you’re the only person there.
Yho it’s so hot in De Aar, Northern Cape WOW.
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As I was saying…
The plate I’m cooking up today is so so serious. Wow🥹.
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Yoh guys the surname is not a typo I was being sarcastic. Yes that’s my surname, no I dont have German ancestry. Its not that deep man 😂.
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Smol nyana upgrade from ND-10s innit🥹🙏🏾
I need a car. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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Proof🙏🏾
This is the best naan bread I’ve ever made. Wow.
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Ya ya 🫡🤌🏾
Le seven khalas engiyenza namhlanje🥵🥵.
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Marks? Out.Degree? Complete.Distinctions? 2 .Dean’s list? secured.What does a UCT graduand eat for breakfast?🥳.
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Here’s another example of why I will ALWAYS maintain that wealthy black people have more in common with white people than other black people. You manage to accrue wealth and suddenly forget the systemic barriers preventing others from doing the same? Piss off man.
“Sending money back home to your extended family is such a common African practice that I absolutely hate”. ⁃Elsa Majimbo
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Y’all cannot wrap your heads around an African person who is confident because y’all expect African people to be “humble” regardless of their stardom and achievements because taking up space in their industry is something they aren’t entitled to, but rather “lucky” to have.
Hey I don’t think I like TYLA’s personality I think someone needs to check her cus she doesn’t understand American Culture AT ALL. she almost gives off entitled or uppity African idk how to explain it but it’s very off putting and it’s almost like she expects people to just fall.
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Need that with this picture 🥹
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We dont share the same Malaysian ancestry as the Coloureds of the Cape, who started speaking Afrikaans as a creole (a result of close proximity to their Dutch enslavers).
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Okay but she really was on the front lines I respect her for that😅
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Uhm. What was Lemonade??? This is the age-old chat on how only yt women are allowed to be vulnerable and fragile and emotional. Black women aren’t awarded the same privilege.
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Yesterday they were thirsting, today he’s getting told to wrap it up. You can’t win on this app man😂.
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10k steps before 12pm is crazy business. Yini le engaka oyibalekayo MaHulletts?.
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@qhasi2 You’d be surprised how many people within the Durban Coloured community don’t even know this. In fact I found out through a research assignment. We just know that many of us have Mauritian blood but very few can tell you why.
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If you want to read more about the topic here’s a really good article about our history .. And here’s another piece on the Franco-Mauritian community of Durban.
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All is well🙂↕️
I NEED to make uJeqe tomorrow. Beef curry, creamed spinach, steamed butternut noJeqe would go UP!😖.
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-Responds to texts slowly(I can’t answer your question 30 seconds later and then you’re offline for 5 business days afterward).-someone who doesn’t communicate(if you’re gonna be offline, just let me know and I’ll be cool).-someone who makes me feel like I’m forcing….
pettiest reason you won’t date someone?? 👀.
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Are you a real lawyer or is the “Law⚖️” in your bio the same as the “Dr” in Dr Dre?.
HE DID NOT SIGN THE CONTRACT!.
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@Gugulove20 I happen to come from that exact community😅. We are more diverse than that. There are those that have no Mauritian blood and instead hail from Khoi and San ancestors. Those that have Zulu blood mixed with white (coloniser) blood as well. It varies.
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@MazikodeThah Americans use the 12 hour clock. They refer to the 24 hour clock as “military time” because it’s predominantly used in the military.
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Best decision of my life uno
seeing your gym progress is such a top tier feeling >>.
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A reminder that Karma doesn’t exists and bad people often prosper.
look at her 😭😭😭 even she can’t believe she went from side chick to queen 😭
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A random Cneh hate train is crazy business waze waright uMaShukela.
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I can’t believe patriarchy really convinced everyone that women are the ones that need contraceptives.
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So are you like, a professional photographer? Because all your shots look like they belong in a magazine 😍.
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@Fisokuhle_mabuz Exactly. She truly was on the front lines throughout the entire protest. From start to finish. I respect that.
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If you told me this was shots from 1994 I would have believed you😂.
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@Miraflores_7 Unfortunately the literature is scant. Because we are such a small subset of the larger Coloured population our unique history (and ancestry) is often dwarfed by that of the Cape Coloureds, which are obviously much larger in population size.
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“Below average” and it’s one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen you need a lobotomy.
@elefaantz I saw the tweet randomly, and thought she must be pretty! I took a quick look at her account………. Mind you this is how she looks like!. Women are truly delusional, i swear 90% of men would say she is below average and that’s not even exaggerating
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The pivot from “Welcome to South Africa🇿🇦🇿🇦”, “your new name is Mbali” and “🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦” under foreigner’s TikTok’s about SA, to “Uhamba nini?” and “please don’t come” has been beautiful to witness 🤣.
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“Hey guys I built a bathroom” I hate this nigga 😒.
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@cnehshuga Never in my entire life. There is nothing I can count on more than my unluckiness.
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@AmirSaint_ @SeyeAderinwale @KanyeMedia_ No it’s literally because the show is about the Kardashians. So they are saying which Kardashian’s kids they are. It’s NOT that deep.
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I always see those videos of gents getting mad at their girls wanting some of their food and it seems so crazy to ME because sharing food is one of the ways I show love. If I love you I’ll always offer you some of my food even if it’s just to taste😂.
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You need to be arrested. We’ll figure out the charges later.
@itu_nadia I know it's wrong to unalive someone but nothing breaks a man than being cheated on by the woman you've given your heart to.
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I’ve BEEEEENNN saying this! Xenophobia is never limited to foreigners. South Africa citizens will feel the effect of it too. There are so many stories of SAns who were discriminated against for being too dark and thus suspicion that they are foreigners (1/2).
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Parking spaces ZAKHE ekhokhelwa ngemali YAKHE engapaka ngendlela efunayo haibo guys what are we even discussing here man😭😭.
@youcancallmeQ_ He’s parking like that to prove a point. The caption itself self is explanatory. Let’s not drag this unnecessarily. There’s no reason for him to be parking like that. He paid for them yeah but why??? If someone parks there he can just let them know that’s his parking. Simple.
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The funniest thing about this is his bigotry has made him forget how the English language works🤣. English speakers have ALWAYS used “they” when referring to a person whose gender was unknown. Most of us don’t even notice when we do it 😂.
This man told me he has a KID. So I responded, “how old are they?” This man gone say, “I have a son. I don’t have a they.” . Yeah and now you don’t have my number because you are blocked.
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This is what I’ve BEEEN saying. And many White South Africans STILL have this attitude. Whenever Black people start occupying White-dominated spaces and they complain I’m always struck. Like bro we’re in Africa, YOU’RE out of place here 😂.
Racism so crazy bc imagine being in Africa and being mad you see Black ppl.
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This might be a hot take but don’t vote for a party just because you want to unseat the majority party. Vote for loUDM if you think their policies best align with you. What’s important is that you vote. Don’t vote for the second or third biggest parties if you don’t align (1/2).
Bathong Ksasa I am going to vote . Can we discuss this like adults singathukani 🙏🙏I am just confused
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My problem is that I can’t see myself working and living frugally for most of my life in the hopes that I live long enough to retire and enjoy my money. I want annual trips to Europe, long weekends away, fast cars and fancy clothes. Yoh😭💔.
My neighbours, a white Dr and his wife, have been my neighbours for as long as I’ve been alive. They lived a simple life, drove 1 car (VW) that they shared. They have now retired and are relocating to Cape Town to chow their money 🥹 . eish I’m hearing this pipeline!.
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I HATE HATE when rich Black people say other Black people are just lazy and all you need to do is work. Else is rich because she got lucky. Many other Black people are the same in the sense that their wealth is a combination of work ethic, connections and LUCK.
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It makes y’all uncomfortable because the palatable African is one that acquiesces to the whims of the American populace, not one that is unapologetically African and knows that they are talented and deserve to be a star. No that attitude is reserved for American celebrities.
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Y’all are no better than white people when it comes to your treatment of Africans and I wish y’all had the self-awareness to realise that….
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South Africa must be on a different continent then 🙃.
Yall got less rights than us. We straight.
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Articles secured at one of the big five law firms in my SECOND YEAR of my LLB🥳. So so thankful🥹
There’s so much riding on this one thing bro. Just hoping for good news 🕯️🕯️.
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Anyways Happy Easter y’all❤️
Making a whole feast today for no reason apart from it being Easter Sunday😂.
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@DannyMongezi @mihlalii_n Yoh you know you’ve lost the argument when you gotta lie about looks😔. We all know uMihlali umhle guys.
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Not too shabby 👀
I think red velvet cupcakes are the order of the day today🤔.
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I hate how comfortable *some* gay men are with laying their hands on women. Regardless of how feminine you present, you’re still a man and shouldn’t be so comfortable hitting women.
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Damn I really do be cheffing it up shit’s crazy
January Dump, make it food Jpegs.🍱 🥘🍹.
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I’m so glad that tweet about our ancestry is gaining traction. Our history is so rich but so lost because of our small numbers🥲.
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Bokke are playing and the weather’s good? GREAT day to be in Cape Town 🦦
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@esihlenkosi_ @cnehshuga Yaz I was confused when I read this but then I remember ukuthi abagezi😭😭😭😭.
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@bluloveslife @MorenaShai @Jay_Polelo @angella_phad @thattwinknulla No it is NOT true. Two sperm cells can NOT fertilise one ovum. For identical twins, one ovum is fertilised by one sperm cell and through mitosis the fertilised embryo splits in two to form two babies. Hence identical twins share the same DNA.
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Naz’ya 🤌🏾
Let’s make Sunday lunch ke.
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