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808's and 💔's ... ★ #Ayiti 🇭🇹★ alumna of the Rut ✌🏾★ Citius.Altius.Fortius. Proverbs 3:5

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@MuvaNisie
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Racism so crazy bc imagine being in Africa and being mad you see Black ppl
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A man rides a bus in Durban, meant for white passengers only, in resistance to South Africa's apartheid policies, 1986.
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Omarion: “why are my ladies with the good pH balance” Mario: “where my ladies who are focusing on better themselves” 😂😂 the two types of men #Verzuz
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@Tahina_Lee It’s cause everyone in the government is 75+. When they were our age, $1400 was a lot of money. We need to get these old folks tf up outta there
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@REDSEASHAWTY I just saw a tik tok saying the brain will protect itself at all cost even if it means you would die. For example, if you’re in freezing temps, your brain will make you fall asleep so it can converse energy lol🥴
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@jacob_bellevue “Beyoncé ain’t even the Beyoncé of her own family” 😂
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@fatimacruzr They thought the baby was finna look like George Lopez 🥴
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@BlackSupremeKai “They get a whooping cause they knew they were failing and ain’t speak up” Then how about you ask yourself why your child is afraid to go to you for help
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@RebelSoTAYLORED @MaecyBae This is how I want my man to react when I update him on the work tea 😂😂
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@SHH0V0 Lmao I could just imagine the serial killer being like “no no no, I put his body in the Mississippi River not the Missouri River. That always getting that part wrong 🙄 😑 ”
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@SomaKazima His Louisiana Creole side is showing owt!!!
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@karlogan_ The kids tryna sell him candy, the women he slapped, the flight attendant he recorded and was laughing at her hair, the family of the man he shot. Dude created a long list 🥴
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@DeWittt @kelendria_stan Lmao right! He sang one word and sis already had it.
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@snubdogg “You know who I’m talking about. He played in that one move... damn”
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@afroelven I also can’t watch super hero movies without thinking “damn all them folks cars & properties getting damaged😭”
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@ConstantlyGus It’s all fun and games until the reschedule date arrives you still don’t feel like it and wished you just got it over with the first time 😭
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@camiscribbles Lol I was literally watching this video this morning lmao
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@BeamBunnyUp @jameslately “And I’ll say it again”
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@Drebae_ “You too late” lmfao as if Bey doesn’t make changes whenever she wants and how she sees fit. Like the “la la la’s” in Energy were gone within 12 hours 😭
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@blkboybulletin She saw how much money she would be losing and said “y’all get any more of them vaccines left?” 😂😂
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@IdleDiego I’m sorry but the camera should’ve kept rolling cause I wanna see what happened next 😭
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@authorbellajay @Beyonce can you send me this dress so I can wear it for my birthday??
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@Tribbzthecool Imagine having the funniest person on the plantation in your escape group when Harriet came 😭
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@Return2Mars I feel like Marsai Martin will be part of this list soon too
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@ihythreat “If she never posted his location…” okay well if the gunman never pulled the trigger, he would still be alive
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@hannahyusuck The ancestors protecting Jordyn must be the same ones protecting Will
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@wussuppslymeee Are the brothers where one was like “MLK is coming to my school” and the brother was like “HE’S DEAD!!”
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@BasedNas Be the first ones opening the overhead bins just to be standing in the aisle waiting 15 mins 💀
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@Toyz_r_us She was the baddest, he was the realest
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@Tsar_amongKings Telling them a story and they’re like “wait I thought...” and you like “oh I ain’t tell you...
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@_t_cole One of my friends said she had a professor who purposely uploaded the wrong solutions to his hw assignments on chegg 🥴🥴
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@LeciJ_ Naming my daughter Valley McKenzie
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@yourenottheguy He said if I can’t say nigga, neither can you
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@868nathan The fact Adele (who never had the password to her ig) was finally given access and this was the first thing she posts and they immediately revoked that access 😂😂😭
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@123itsmeMary “You should be buying an LLC” Twitter not finna like that 3rd paragraph 😂😂
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@HeartbreakGod @young_beautey_ @lelerayshel They stole this from work/school 😂😂🥴
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@MuchoTV2 Lmao why would I waste a PTO day on a nigga??
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@Getthebagcoach Leona Lewis passing on the songs “we found love” and “halo”
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@YUNGcoke Lmao I remember in 5th grade the teacher asked someone to answer a question on the board. And this boy raised his hand so the teacher picked him. he went up to the front of the class and did this to the teacher instead 😂
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@itszaeok If I was Kiely, I was would’ve tweeted “turning in my hw assignment” and post the video of Bey thanking the members of DC 😂
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@aprettyPR Some church men really be doing the devil’s work 🥴 She better than me tho cause I def would be praying his spot in Hell gets hotter every day until he gets there 😭
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@korysverse That episode where bubbles was just fighting niggas cause her sisters thought she was soft Lmao
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@Oloni He def could’ve took his and his gf’s ideas and merged them. Make the movie experience special, the same way this guy did. It’s not hard to be romantic and to give ya girl what she’s wants
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@tashawashaaa Every time someone post that AITA post and shares something their partner did in a relationship, I add to my dealbreaker list 😭
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@futureinpres2 Lmao he so sassy 😂😂 but I didn’t know this is where this meme came from 😂
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@vegaemely_ This episode too 😭😭
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@DanieTHBee I knew he was unserious when he was complaining and said white people were raising his kids 💀🥴
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@wussuppslymeee I finally found the video. These are not those brothers, they actually look nothing alike lol 😂 but here the clip
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Happy MLK Day everyone
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@_imbeautifulll There are women in the comments saying you’re ungrateful if you don’t want to be proposed to right after giving birth 💀💀 y’all either never pushed out a baby and/or y’all desperate to get married
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@countryyant Lmao 😂 You in the back eating the sandwich you made after finding out the secret recipe
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@Sixfever Seeing someone who refused to clear a song for you and sued instead be up on stage singing a song they cleared for someone else. While never winning an award at said show truly is a hard way to end a rough week
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@_theeSK LMAOO the same way the voice in my head know the lyrics to a song but my real voice don’t 🥴
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@brownliquorbaby “Sorry i can’t join the 3p meeting. I have to pick up my kids” Me at 3pm
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@hyphenkordei “Sometimes it’s not home wrecking, it’s home improvement”
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@itsmeDeraji And don’t invite me if parking isn’t easy 😭
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@heyyitsjanea “I don’t even know what that means, but not appropriate” lmfao sis had enough 😂
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@abcdrih @stefffknee When Jesus said “one of you will betray me” and Judas was like “I’m sure you can’t be talking about me” 😭 very unserious
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@Ebby_Gee @Kiuhra @issa_laynaa Lmao. They all got uncomfortable 😂😂
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@lyvonnebriggs The hate she gets really is confusing. I remember when she graduated from college, folks (from the comments eye saw it was mostly men) was mad. Saying it was detrimental to the community. Like HUH??
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@heybri_ Mans never seeing a low premium in this lifetime again
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@shes_rADIAnt “I’m not the only one who interpreted it wrong. So the comment was negative.” Lol well im not the only one who saw the exclamation point after “in the sink” and immediately knew it wasn’t a negative comment. So where do we go from here? The bye clearly was for the haters
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@Kofie Lmao sis better go check to make sure she still a student enrolled at that school 😂
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@NotPerfectJustB This was like when Da Brat came out as gay a few years ago lol. We been knew but happy to see you do it on your own terms
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@TechnicurlSpprt Lmfao I would’ve been like “okay. I’ll tell the recruiter not to interview him” Lmfao
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@monarchcurl Sometimes these brands start off as Black owned and they are sold to white people. Like I know Black people create D&L and Mane Choice
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@Son_ImSleep $1.56 per wing don’t sound right to me. 😭🥴It should $0.56. $0.75 MAX
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@iAmShav This baby only been here a few months and already tiyad of her mama’s shenanigans 😂😂
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@abcdrih This reminds me of the story of the girl who was tryna cancel her hair appt (or something like that) on the phone. and they told her she can’t cancel if it’s under 2 weeks, But she can reschedule. So she rescheduled for 2 weeks out and then cancelled on the same phone call 😂😂
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@JoellasWorld Wanna know who else be eating stuff unseasoned? Whi—
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@_Urri “Are you available for a quick call? No I’m at Target
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@Dreadful4Tymes This is a lie. White people, go ahead and hug ol boy, he’s lonely
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@AshleyShyMiller LMFAOOO. Future just called Russell a square the other day and they responded with a pregnancy announcement 😂😂 iconic
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@thetiarawillis It’s so common for people to take 2-4 weeks off in August in Europe. Sometimes the whole company be closed The US is so ghetto 😭
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@Brieyonce And some of them be the most random celebrities who could’ve easily continued being under the radar 😂
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@gazyae Did the animals tell you that?
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@TheLexGabrielle This why toddlers be doing that fake cry so easily 😂😂 it’s in their nature
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@canneo2103145 Local man found dead. House plant identified as suspect
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@rahsh33m He got there by car but he would’ve left by Spirit 😭😭
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I’ll never forget that story of the guy who made his fiancée sign a prenup before getting married. She agreed to sign it. Years later they were getting divorced and he found out she was secretly rich so he was trying to break the prenup 💀
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@txadel_ Spending their kid’s money….
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@solodeauxleaux The niggas:
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@2Charmss__ Lmfao omg 😭 That “we in an open relationship” line he told Molly probably wasn’t even in the script. Just improvising with things he say in real life 😂🥴
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@jaesofamous LMFAO 😂😂 Im sorry but who approved Joseline to be on The Real?? Keep it going tho, I’m entertained
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@Nyx_19 Ssying Usher hasn’t been relevant since 2004 is crazy. Those words don’t even sound right
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@nhoodpublicist “If he’s willing to hit a woman with a brick, what do y’all think he’ll do to me??” Nothing if y’all JUMP him
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@THEEBlackleftie Her: I don’t really have to do much and you can see it Me:
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@RAVIEB Going to the mall while all of them are in school >>>>
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@niggaolas And idk why people were so upset when folks were saying she needed a vocal coach 💀 a lot of great had vocal coaches and their 10,000 hrs of practice
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@realratgirlshit They said “aht aht before you even get the chance to think about it” 😂😂
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@jasminexETH “Don’t introduce me to a vibe you can’t maintain” -when my Amazon package takes more than a few days to arrive 😭
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@MoorInformation Me after applying to 5
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@SolRadiant7 Lmao 😂 now if a real zombie apocalypse happen, he finna get eaten cause he’ll think it’s his wife playing😂
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@Suite_Tea I remember one time someone sent a message to me and cc’d my manager about a task I was supposed to do but didnt. And I replied back cc-Ing their manager of an email they sent stating that they would do the task and It wasn’t my responsibility. ctfu🤷🏾‍♀️
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@thedigitaldash_ And this is exactly what needs to happen so these people can tighten up. Cause they getting outta hand
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The M in ATM stands for machine. So when people say "ATM machine", they're saying machine twice. Same thing with PIN number
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@iamlexstylz I really blame the people who intentionally take part of a clip to prove a point. Having this poor girl get bullied for nothing
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@ty_hotcommodity Megan: “how can someone so blessed wanna slit their wrist” People: OMG HE CHEATED IN HER BED??? 🥴🥴 pls
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If a white women clowning the way you (a black woman) is making chicken, you might as well visit your ancestors and apologize in person 😂
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