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@heybri_
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8 months
Insurance company like: YOU HIT WHO????
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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The man who crashed into the presidential motorcade last night was under the influence of alcohol, authorities said
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@heybri_
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retweet to save a life. http://t.co/1TiaabujwI
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@heybri_
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Her abusive behavior is already alarming. Why did y’all allow her on the show? It’s only been 15 minutes and I’m afraid for everyone in the house #AYTO
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OK, put a pin in this. Save it for later. Remember this. 💥 #AYTO
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@heybri_
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@_W_Jhay Lmao imagine if they actually sent out adjusters to beat your ass😂
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@heybri_
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@bmorealien And the daddy hasn’t been to church since he was 14 with his grandmom.
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@heybri_
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5 years
“You made a whole ass of yourself. Whole ass. Grade A thick ass.” 😂😂😂 @DayDaVonne_
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@heybri_
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7 years
How many bouls could a young boul boul if a young boul could boul boul? Hint: Keep it a bean.
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@heybri_
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10 months
@aprettyPR I would’ve been screaming “okay now red!”
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@heybri_
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3 years
Lol Bachelor Nation is weird too - yall hate Nayte but let’s be honest, if a dude you’ve known for 7 weeks says they’ll move in with you right now AND THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YOU, you’re sending screenshots to the group chat and asking a lot of questions #TheBachelorette
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@heybri_
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Carrie buying a 4 bedroom house in New York just on a whim cuz she wants to make her boyfriend happy is insane #AndJustLikeThat
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@heybri_
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2 years
Remember when Teddy’s “husband” died and Owen didn’t tell her until she finished surgery? What if they do a repeat? #Station19 #GreysAnatomy
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@heybri_
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This note is creepy af. Think about it, they’ve spent a total of like 2 days together (48 hrs), and now “life without you seems unbearable”???? No. That’s not normal #TheBachelorette
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@heybri_
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5 years
Can’t wait for dudes to read this tweet and be like wtf is labia.
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Labia pants FTW. #GRAMMYs
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@NicoSuaveA Where’s your cutting board babes?
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@heybri_
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@DonDadaNYC I actually don’t think they’d like each other
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@heybri_
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9 months
Today’s sweatshirt
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@heybri_
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2 years
Learned about the Quiverfull Cult yesterday when I watched ‘Our Father’ on Netflix and now all these plans to ban abortion and fine women who have miscarriages make a lot of sense.
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@heybri_
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@drewgetitdone @HarlemMC Lol I don’t cook everyday because sometimes I simply don’t want to. Someone paying my bills won’t change that. That’s why takeout exists.
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@heybri_
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To the people of Philly, Thursday is supposed to be 64 degrees and sunny 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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@heybri_
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This party escalated so quickly. #BachelorInParadise
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@heybri_
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Less than 50 days until graduation, then I’m laughing all the way to the bank 🐉💰
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@heybri_
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2 years
Ben Warren liked my tweet and that’s all that matters #Station19
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@heybri_
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3 years
Who tf cancelled Arthur? Man send that shit to Netflix.
@IGN
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Beloved and educational children's show Arthur is ending after 25 years. The show's final season will air in the Winter of 2022.
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@heybri_
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6 years
Who dyslexic ass...
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@heybri_
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3 years
Literally the perfect wine glass to use for tonight’s finale #BachelorInParadise
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@heybri_
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12 years
"Whitney died at 48 , 4+8 = 12 .. Half of 12 is 6 .. 6 - 5 = 1 ! & Ray J only had ONE wish ! #illuminati 😱😂" <----- You're Joking Right ???
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@heybri_
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3 years
Preach, Michelle!!!!!!!!! #TheBachelorette
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@heybri_
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2 years
Attention Philly hoes that read - the Barnes and Noble is moving to Chestnut St where the Forever21 used to be.
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@heybri_
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1 year
@thetiarawillis It’s because the kids aren’t on twitter
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@heybri_
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2 years
Serena is also in a trap and I’m surprised she didn’t realize it immediately after shawty had eggs and sausage and Serena had a bowl of fruit #HandmaidsTale
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@heybri_
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Temple and Drexel opening is selfish af. 1. You know these kids aren’t going to social distance. It’s college 2. Both schools are in “urban” areas of the city with high populations of black people ... the same black people who are dying from covid at such an extreme rate
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@heybri_
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3 years
Lamar Odom asking if he gets a trophy if he wins #CelebrityBigBrother is hilarious 😂😂
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@heybri_
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5 years
How old are you?
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@heybri_
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4 years
@aj_fairley “That was a nice sermon, reverend” *fans self with one hand and touches his bicep with the other*
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@heybri_
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6 years
if anyone even remotely cares, I'm down 16 pounds since January.
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@heybri_
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1 year
@drewgetitdone @HarlemMC Easier, yes. But cooking is still a chore. No amount of money would make someone want to cook everyday lol.
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@heybri_
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3 years
1. People 2. The fact rent and bills are due every 30 days 3. People 4. Government leaders 5. The cost of candles 6. The cost of chicken breast 7. The cost of a sofa 8. The cost of a kind size bed frame 9. People 10. The fact they didn’t teach us about taxes in high schl
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@heybri_
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@highoffmemories Eeh, think it’s definitely possible
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@heybri_
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@angieceelouis Agreed. Or don’t make them sign an ACTUAL marriage license.
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@heybri_
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6 years
So is Kepner gonna be killed off soon? Asking for a friend ... #GreysAnantomy
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@heybri_
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6 years
Can’t believe Gwen Stefani is 49! Whatever she’s having for breakfast, I need that. And face regimen. Need that. And sleep? Need that.
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@heybri_
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4 years
Guys. It’s “might as well”, not “minus well”
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@heybri_
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2 years
Let’s be honest, Rodney wasn’t leaving there with Lace. She was just the only available woman #BachelorInParadise
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@heybri_
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Demi calling Mari mean is the most absurd thing ever #BachelorInParadise
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@heybri_
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@heybri_
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9 years
"Meek needs to call Olivia Pope and get this under control." 😂😂😂😂😂
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@heybri_
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3 years
This has literally been me since Tuesday bruh. Haven’t moved.
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@heybri_
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9 years
Save a life tomorrow http://t.co/QpeLZYoQfV
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@heybri_
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4 years
Y’all remember when the CW was called UPN?
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@heybri_
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2 years
Serena why you wearing heels in the house? 8 months pregnant at that. Put some uggs and sweatpants on #HandmaidsTale
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@heybri_
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3 years
First day at the new job 😬
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@heybri_
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2 years
I read something recently about people who frequently experiencing deja vu just being really good at recognizing patterns. So you’ve “seen it before” because your brain already pieced it together and then it happens and you’re like now wait a minute.
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Deja vu is crazy bro , it’s like you seeing the exact same thing but sometimes it never even happened so where do you remember it from ?
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@heybri_
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@madisonsnyderrr @michele_mybell_ Drop the workout routine sis!
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@heybri_
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3 years
If ABC is actually working on their diversity … make Pardeep the Bachelor #TheBachelorette
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@heybri_
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2 years
Working from a hotel and working from home are very different. I don’t like it.
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@heybri_
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5 years
Didn’t they say Lebron couldn’t trademark Taco Tuesday?
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Kylie Jenner has trademarked “rise and shine”.
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There is a tweet for everything.
@realDonaldTrump
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What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.
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@heybri_
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1 year
Men are funny. You wanna hang out with me after speaking to me for 15 minutes? What if I rob niggas? What if I’m a cannibal?
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@heybri_
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1 year
Watching Miranda and Che feels like I’m being forced to chew glass #AndJustLikeThat
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@heybri_
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@hleggs_ This is going to sound annoying. But if you write down what you have to do it’ll help get some of the clutter out your brain. I don’t know the science, but it helps.
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@heybri_
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Albie is dumb. Portia is dumb. Everyone is dumb. That is not the ending I expected or wanted #WhiteLotus
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@heybri_
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CBS. Please stop showing us these Todrick speeches. We don’t care. #CelebrityBigBrother
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@heybri_
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1 year
They started this episode off SOOO FUCKING DRAMATICALLLLY. I was prepared to be in shambles thinking they were killing Ice T off #LawAndOrderSVU
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@heybri_
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Q: what rhymes with Friday? A: Hennessy
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@heybri_
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6 years
Duh. I did this in a meeting yesterday. It’s for the culture.
@ForrestW
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Black athletes around the world have started celebrating their victories with the “Wakanda forever” salute from #BlackPanther :
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@heybri_
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Did anyone else get this nonsense email today from prime video about there being commercials come Jan29? But for an extra $3 you can do ad free?? Amazon count your days!
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@heybri_
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9 years
drexel students watching every other college go on summer break like... http://t.co/I9vufE4Umy
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@heybri_
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8 years
I feel like no one has goals, hobbies or ambitions anymore. all y'all do is smoke and scheme people
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@heybri_
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9 years
birffday selfies activated http://t.co/ZrM2JdCauJ
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@heybri_
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6 years
@_Summerella_ Link? Location? Brand? Any details would be great.
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@heybri_
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4 years
Signed a lease on a bigger apartment for only $50 more 🙌🏾 much bigger, walk in closet. It’s so lit.
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@heybri_
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Prolly.
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SHOUTOUT TO PHILLY. WE WON THIS ELECTION.
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@heybri_
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10 years
Hate when you have the outfit but not the shoes 😩😩
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I want my next job to be director of communications for the Philadelphia eagles. Real real bad.
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@heybri_
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GRADUATION DAY BITCHESS!
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@heybri_
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Day 14:
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@heybri_
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9 years
Donald Trump was disqualified. no longer have to worry about becoming a slave. well at least not for the next 5 years.
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@heybri_
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6 years
Twitter owes me a lot of money.
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$1,000 to any human who hasn’t posted their months of 2018 on Instagram
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@heybri_
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@Zachtyvm Lol y’all stay lying on Twitter.
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@heybri_
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It is now a FACT that cops get away with murder
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@heybri_
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we get it. yall haven't washed your asses, had sex, brushed your teeth, etc. since last year. so funny.
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@heybri_
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4 years
BACK?? Wild. I’m calling the police.
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Which is your favorite stove top burner? Mine is back left.
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WHOEVER TF IS DRESSING MICHELLE THIS SEASON DESERVES A RAISE. SHE SERVES EACH AND EVERY EPISODE #TheBachelorette
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@heybri_
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Meek isn't better than J Cole. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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that can only mean one thing...
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@heybri_
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@ the 53% of educated white women who voted for the Cheeto in the White House ... don’t do that shit again.
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@heybri_
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3 years
We also have to remember … ABC wanted to give you a persona of each of these guys, and they did a GREAT job editing content so that people question Nayte and fall for Brandon #TheBachelorette
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