Oxtail Gravy
@NicoSuaveA
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Captain of the Jamaican Bobsled Team 🇯🇲
Philadelphia, PA
Joined December 2011
My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense and I get mad when they don’t.
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Can you imagine fighting for your life and you look at a wholesome Caribbean Aunty for help and she says “choke him …give him a choke”.
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It’s her birthday today. I asked her what she wanted to eat and she said tacos. So we flew to Mexico.
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One of my biggest flex’s is cooking in the kitchen that I built, how was your boyfriend’s podcast doing?
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The “salmon” in question. Go read a book. If you don’t know how to do that, download this app called ‘audible’ it’s like a podcast for you niggas that can’t read.
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My guy in the yellow was trying to get busy, his lady was like, not today.
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@speak_my_mind24 Following up here:.1. I left the space open to create more space, if that makes sense. Clothes hamper, shelves, ect. 2. I left the faucet in the shower for more functionality. Let’s say I wanted to fill up a bucket to mop the floor it’s hard to do that with an over head shower
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I come from a family of men that know how to build things and COOK. We are Hines Caribbean Cuisine; a family business with a dynamic brother duo in the kitchen. Bring Caribbean to your table! . We are located at 3313 N. Nebraska Ave, Tampa, Florida
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My protective trait is that I lose trust when someone says they’re going to do something and then they don’t do it.
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Today at lunch an older white woman blew a kiss at me. I didn’t know what to do with it so I caught it and put it in my pocket. Does anyone want it?
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Some relationships only last because you put yourself last.
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Imagine coming home to your Bod the Builder and then boom! It’s oxtail and rice and peas
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I don’t care how good or bad life gets I’m not drinking a Bloody Mary.
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Me driving: “oh so you think you can’t get hit”. Me as a pedestrian:. 🌳 / 🚘 || \ . / || \ "idgaf. if they hit. 🌳 / || 🚶🏽♂️ \ me, they hit me”. / || \.🌳 / || \.
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It’s been a long week and it’s only Tuesday. I need a drink.
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Enters the chat for research purposes.
Emotional intelligent men with hair lines & no children still exist? I’m doing research for my community.
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Honestly, arguing is just not for me. I can’t be in a relationship where we believe arguing adds “passion” to the survival of the relationship.
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If you want smoke you can get smoke but I 10/10 would not recommend. As mi granny wudda sey “All who cyaa hear muss feel”.
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You can meet the same person at a different stage in your life and they are two completely different people.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but don’t buy that new book finish the others that you haven’t finished reading yet.
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If you’re going to flirt with me at the register at least give me your employee discount.
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Dear Corporate America. If you are giving your employees a 30 minute lunch break then you need to provide lunch. Do you know how difficult it is to find something to eat & eat it within 30 minutes? We would like this change to be effective immediately . Sincerely,.We The People.
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I am an introvert-extrovert but I’m more introverted than extroverted. I don’t know how else to explain it.
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True Life: I have a shopping addiction but at the same time I don’t have any clothes.
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I just bought a new book and I know my previous unread books are looking at my like “This MF can’t be serious!”
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Gospel music mixed with Dancehall was and era! I’ll never forget sitting in church singing “hear my cry oh lord” and immediately mixing it with “yuh too bad mind …rebuke them, rebuke them, them no like we and we no like them!”.
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Healing comes in waves. Sometimes you’re riding the waves other times you’re getting hit by waves. Real growth happens when you learn how to surf.
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You know, I’m getting tired of waking up every day and having to go to work.
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Push yourself because no one else is going to do it for you.
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Look at your man, now back at me. Sadly, your man ain’t me. Have a good weekend though.
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When you pull up to the Easter function and you and her dad are wearing the same fits
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The most valuable thing I have is my time. If I share my time with you in any capacity and you don’t add value, the less of me you will have access to.
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Self-discipline is self-love. If you want to be happy you have to love yourself which means you have to discipline your behavior.
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My toxic trait is overextending myself thinking people do the same for me.
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Someone won the lottery and it wasn’t me, that doesn’t sit right with my spirit.
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What if I can do all three?
I don’t want no fashion Nigga pls I like men that build things & cook.
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Today, I took myself on a date. I ordered the Crab Pasta with Rosé Sauce and a bottle of La Crema.
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