Not Perfect Just Smart
@NotPerfectJustB
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🧬 Your Favorite Board Certified Nerd 🧬 I'm here to cause chaos
Joined September 2019
The turbulence was so bad the plane flipped and beech, I cried, life flashed, almost peed on myself. Sent last messages to my love ones. I cried with strangers. I thought it was my last day. THANK YOU, GOD, MUHAMMED, YAHWEH, BUDDAH, PILOT, PLANE, MOTHER NATURE.
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I left my ex because of this. Mom would call us during dates and have a jealous rant. " Am I your number one?"." You never take me out"." She can't replace me, I'm your #1". Me:
If yo momma and sister think they yo girlfriend please do not bother me.
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I'm starting to believe black entertainers who were blacklisted or deemed crazy are just people telling the truth about Hollywood.
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At the deli, a dude started talking about soft women and alpha men and someone blurted "YO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP THAT SHIT ON TWITTER N**GA."
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Chinese food used to be $5. Breakfast sandwiches $2.50. It was free to call after 9PM.
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Black men please vote for Kamala today. That man giving immunity to police officers should be a good enough reason to get up and wait in line.
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I've experienced in-unit washer and dryer privilege, and I'm not going back.
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Jewish: " It's part of their religion".Haitian: "Imbecile, dirty, barbaric, voodoo people".
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Tevin Campbell: I'm gay. Black Twitter: Yeah so like I was saying.
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@alwaysdesi Ladies can't even mad at this. Imagine he was not doing anything and the second he wants to a play a game, she wants something. I felt that stress.
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I shook the pilot's hand. Dude about to be Godfather to my future kids.
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All we saw was clouds, and our stuff touch the ceiling. We were upside down, and everything in my life rushed through my head. The loud screams, cries, and prayers. So if you see me crying during the birthday dinners. IM THANKFUL.
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@BubbaCharles101 Wait? You left her after the gunshot instead of protecting her?. Twitter ain't doing shit for yah patna
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@dmeeksx1 @bigbrownhottie She dug a deeper hole by issuing a public apology because the person she was dressed up as was a woman was cursed by being black.
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Find a handsome simp,feed him, love him, and put him through a wall.
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@psychobihhhh She stronger than me. As I saw them I would have back to the car and drove off. A group of men of drinking, smoking at the gas station. I would have cried out of fear.
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@ivannashalanee Just say my condolences because I hate when people said. "Stay strong"."Life goes on"."God needed them"."It was time" ."You will get over it."
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@Ya_TRC_Ya Most men drool at the concept of their women being high-level professionals but can't even respect the process. Yes I have studied and will probably study 7-10 hours a day and not want to talk until I get the A+.
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@voniotres I'm thinking its paid actors at this point because within 5 seconds if you don't make sense. I'm finna ignore you.
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@ramseyboltin I killed a spider yesterday with bleach and perfume and it did the same dance
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What’s yall favorite picture yall took this year?.
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@ImSoClassic Yo I never seen a woman fully dressed with with a fresh press, makeup, laying down looking at her phone. These Tyler Perry acting skills on TikTok makes me feel uncomfortable. I almost felt the laugh track.
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@ImAllAboutABag Nah I'm West Indian a dead spirit is passing by or someone's energy is bad in the room.
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@Maia_Magnif Me: I got an A on my exam!. Family: Now, don't get too confident , you can fail the next one.
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@keywilliamss @PrettyGrlJu SHHHH BEFORE THEY PUT IT IN OUR @CanadaDry. Someone start fake coughing so they can think we are struggling.
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@jeanster3 My throat is getting scratchy just thinking about it. That juice was thick for NO reason.
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@DarkChocolat__ Lex, since when flights out of Miami act like that? That wind spin us like a feather. I done traveled internationally and NEVER HAD THAT.
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@_KieraClark @1caribbean_king Be having a whole heart attack when you can't find your friend.
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The only thing that hasn't been recalled is me, so I'm safe to eat.
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Smashing the plantains before I put them in the oil.
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Dave Chappelle was deemed a crackhead who lost his mind after he didn't continue the Chappelle Show. Monique was deemed a rude actress with a horrible attitude but everything she said was proven to be. true.
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@iamprofessorex Me watching this 5 times and trying to understand why did they chose NSYNC as the background song?
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@_perla420 First time, I took it as them having a close relationship. But once he was talking to her and I could have SWORN, it was another chick. It was her. He was her King
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@Noharted Education nah, logical yes. I've spoken to smarter people with only a GED because they were logical.
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@KILLBILLEVOL1 From a psychological perspective, they are people who only feel worthy when they overwork themselves. I know a few people who work till a mental breakdown but will end it with "It was worth it.".
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@NoemiRockz The fact people are debating this is crazy to me. You bathe your dog, wash your children's hair, bathe the baby wash dishes, wash meat in the same area?
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@x__mariah I'll summarize it. BET should have been the Black Telenovela channel. You get soap operas, news, cartoons , sports, music videos, food, interviews. When you go to Telenovela, everything screams NOSOTROS ESPANOL.
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@britttbanks @PS25_9 I have not seen dv case being taken seriously until one loses it. Remember Marissa Alexander was arrested for shooting a warning shot when her former husband was trying to kill her. She was released after a few years, but she went to jail for defending herself.
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@_hollaa Men: Nah I can be friends with a woman after I has sex with. His Girlfriend: Meet my friend he's like a bro. (friend is straight, male and attractive) . Men:
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@King__Joe93 That officer knew what he was doing. Jump over the rail, catch him, jump over the rail. workers compensation. I see his vision.
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@jessismoree @haitian_blvck This is so real. I want to have fun but I don't want to risk getting my parents or my grandparents ill. They the type of family who will sacrifice their health to improve mine. I'm bored as fuck, but it's worth it. Safe money, workout, self-care and meditate.
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@LisaMcCray You know this is real because siblings will help you but also roast you while they are helping you.
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@SoWavyRockwell I really took time to scroll down and not get one piece of health information.
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@Blackkout__ OHHHHH I watched her videos. She won the housing lottery. That makes all the sense now. Congratulations to her. I've been trying to win that shit too.
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@GivethNoFxcketh Desi Banks has done sanitation, truck driving, took children to cast as actors, different houses, apartment complexes, football coach and etc. @iamdesibanks works hard.
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@kdhatesu I can't even front I feel his pain. Especially at work. You be just zoning out to clock out and someone says something nice and now you are like
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@_KieraClark @1caribbean_king The dudes who all of sudden want to holler when your friend is drunk. Bro she good back up a little. No, no, no she good sitting here.
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@Bellekey_ When he said "Y'all making US look bad." I felt that. And to a black waitress too?
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@Robby_witdatool 1. No one wants to pay on time .2. One person wants to be the leader of everything. 3. One person is trying to chill and not do anything. 4. People want to share rooms.
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@Blackkout__ Everything was believable until she went downstairs, showed another bathroom, room and went outside and had a doggie
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@keywilliamss I said this in my mind while I was watching grown men playing basketball from my blinds.
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@psychobihhhh In New York, when we see more than 2 men anywhere we go across the street or we wait till they leave. Its unfortunate but shit can go left when men are around their friends.
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I be giving adorable appeal
What video/picture of you show yo sex appeal??.
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@Ms_RabbitStan @chaoticitgirl Shoutout to the friend who probably has family in construction to help him do it properly. That's the best man in your wedding.
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@OgLakyn Anyways we love Tevin Campbell and don't need no thinkpiece, thank you. From: Y'all.To: You
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@footballfillibu The kitchen rants and the car rants after the husbands left or went outside had me as a kid like
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@pierrefleury_ My dad always said, if you want the truth from a man, let him talk and listen without a reaction.
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@idimeswaee_ What stopped them from using the stairs lmao? People be loose with their TV. I carried my TV like it was a newborn.
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@OJTheKing Both wouldn't show up. Prince would be home Michael would petty and have a backyard party at Neverland.
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@xviijaa @smittyyyyjr Why does she have to be a bitch for? This is smart. She is taking advantage of the privilege. The majority of classes in the beginning of the semester are just lecture and reading chapters.
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My grandmother came out of her coma a few minutes ago, opened her eyes, and tried to snatch the breathing and feeding tubes off.
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@thekingmula_ @legallybrwn_ @Ch3fDanie @chrissybales How you a cinematographer and a photographer but don't know about light reflection and shadows?
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@dmarcushammond_ They need to see accountability if they don't, they will take being an adult justifies it.
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