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For those who still think it's about a cat, Adidas ran this campaign after Suarez' second biting incident and after the Evra racism row which he was banned for. Contract wasn't even suspended.
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Traditional rulers are just civil servants that are allowed to dress funny.
WATCH: Ooni Of Ife, Sultan Of Sokoto, Others Meet President Tinubu Over Planned Protest
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I'm here praising the first aid but some Europeans are mad at the response time. I hate what this country has done to me.
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Yesterday evening, my wife and I welcomed the most beautiful baby boy. Thankful and grateful for the gift of life. Welcome Champ ❤️. PS: Women are superheroes.
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Maybe if the family left negative reviews on Erisco's page, you'd know where to find them.
Pls let the family members or you relate with us codedly. Let them reach out to me on my personal line, and drop a msg there. We have been working on it, but we need some info. We will try our best possible to emplace all necessary measures to rescue them unhurt. But we need to.
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Nigeria is a joke. Businessmen take loans they have no intention of paying back, loan gets taken over by Amcon, the top two debtors in the country are senators and are both on a senate committee pushing for the dissolution of Amcon.
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Don't hire a band or saxophonist to go play at your partner's office on their birthday this year. it's a lot of noise for coworkers who have to pretend it's cute.
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Lmao. I must have really fucked up in heaven to be posted to this country.
@tundefashola @realRochas @oluremitinubu @DrAhmadLawan @YAYIAdeola @bukolasaraki @raufaregbesola "@raufaregbesola gave me his entire salary to use for my chairmanship campaign in 2012," says Elisha Abbo, senator representing Adamawa north. "I appeal to Mr President to give him a big ministry." #MinisterialScreening
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I entered one of your potholes on Eko Bridge @jidesanwoolu and my door open light has been on since. For this.
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Watching the whole Burna show this morning, I don't think I can go for any show with a DJ again. Band or nothing.
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Most insane thing I've read about this Ajaokuta mill is that it has pensioners on its payroll. Like people who have done 35 years in service and retired at a Steel mill that has not produced anything tangible.
Reviving Ajaokuta steel mill to cost Nigeria between $2 to $5 billion- Minister -
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Wizkid is the African Drake. A feature from him = Mad streaming numbers and world recognition.
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What's the government's plan for Domino's and their experiments?.Why aren't they banned yet?
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If you have family or friends in Lagos and haven't heard from them over the weekend, please check on them urgently.
BREAKING: @officialEFCC nabs 792 suspected crypto fraudsters in Lagos — ‘biggest arrest in a day' | TheCable
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Log dispense error with GTBank if you were debited.
€11m Loan fee + 100% salary for a 5 month loan deal. Chelsea fell off totally.
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APC asking everyone to trust petitions and judicial process that put Lawan who didn't contest primaries in the senate. Lol.
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Lmao. Being the scapegoat of a corrupt government is actually funny.
President Tinubu suspends Minister of Humanitarian Affairs and Poverty Alleviation from Office. In line with his avowed commitment to uphold the highest standards of integrity, transparency, and accountability in the management of the commonwealth of Nigerians, President Bola
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This priest impersonation thing is not funny to me atall. It's an insult on the Christian faith tbh. I wish CAN had sense.
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Actually can't choose between Fireboy and Zino. I know who it should be but I'm very biased.
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Bank holiday abeg for all former colonies! 🙏 . This is really painful.
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Bank will give you loans at 1.33% per month and you'll take it to someone promising you returns of 30% per month thinking you're the wolf of Wall Street 😂😂😂😂.
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You'll travel for your guy's wedding, lodge in a hotel, next thing, EFCC invasion. before you know it, you're in your boxers carrying your work laptop being paraded as a fraudster.
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Nigerians online think it's the retail loans Nigerians take that is making banks go under.
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Just logged in to the inec portal and it's really impressive. You can download and view the signed result sheets from each PU.
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So people trust Bubu enough to believe the military deployment is to ensure a free and fair election and not to facilitate rigging for his party. I hope they're right but I have zero faith in this government.
Lagosians another waybill has just landed 🤸🏿♂️.Nobody will intimidate you with thugs on Saturday 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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If you need a HOA member to go down to the police station and a call from the number 4 citizen of the country for arrested protesters to get access to their lawyers. I agree that the Police is bigger than the government and they (government) need to join us in this protest.
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When I watch those Asher kine videos, can't help thinking about how he selects his beneficiaries, what did they do differently from the people around them, the people in the stalls he passed probably have it worse. Life is too random.
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Can't expect people to believe the same people you defended and claimed didn't kill anyone in Oct 2020 threatened your family tbh. I don't think they're capable of such.
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Best weekend ever! Married the LOML yesterday and I got balloons today. 😊.
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@Adheydayor They claim a couple of minutes were wasted getting to the player, there should be medical teams on every corner of the pitch and some are saying an ambulance should have been on the pitch immediately incase the first aid didn't work.
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Lmao. People believe a country that its own Air Force mistakenly drops bombs on IDP camps is safer than America? Come off it!.
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"Onion booty want to make man ké" is the best line I've heard all my life. The more I think about it, the deeper it gets. Wizkid is the greatest!.
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They said we should be grateful we don't queue for fuel again. Sure those six people would rather spend their entire day at the filling station and return to their families.
Boko Haram burns church in Chibok, kills six on Christmas eve | TheCable
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Iwobi is in the mood today, someone showed him you people's tweets about him being related to Charles Okocha and not Jay Jay.
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Bayo Adelabu really said this? This is the dumbest thing I've heard all year. WTF?. I'm livid!.
I’m going to lose it, name one functional country where people turn their freezers on and off?!
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How do you pay average players this much and Messi is getting stick even after offering a 50% reduction? Aguero and Depay are not on this list. Laporta should be picked up
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Wait. Wife left you and took your daughter and you're asking for your rechargeable fan and 30k? Omo!.
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@OmoGbajaBiamila Lmao. His kids probably showed him the tweets with questions about who he visits in Kubwa.
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Lmfao. Love how APC sends out their dimmest to test out theories, gauge people's reaction before running with it. From the think-tank that gave you "VAT only affects rich people", we have another blockbuster.
“Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu is resting in London because they will not let him rest in Lagos or Abuja. He has been working for an average of 20 hours each day". — Ayo Oyalowo.
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Lmao. Potter will answer for his crimes. Ziyech and Pulisic outshining his starters at the world cup.
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@dondekojo I'm sad I'm going to miss Kung fu being added to the school syllabus. Would have been fun.
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"Nigeria's role in the Global AI race" is the funniest sentence I've seen this month.
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@Dontee___ You've seen people talk about the vestments they're wearing and how they only wear such for special mass services, the wrong caps on their heads and you're still asking how they're fake. Maybe APC should tell us the diocese they came from.
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The Saxophonist went crazy one time and played the tune to one popular fuji track. My childhood salah holidays rushed back to me.
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Tinubu, Chancellor of Lautech had nothing to say when Constituted Authority was mismanging the school but entered Ogbomoso with "two choppers" yesterday because of elections. It's hilarious.
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Way to discount the efforts of people in '20. People from that protest are still in prison but yeah, they're loud mouthed cowards.
Kenya is a proof that Nigeria is filled with loudmouthed cowards. No other nation will swallow the rubbish we swallow here.
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Arsenal fans abeg, is this guy good? You guys have done the ground work already.
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Some section of fans are celebrating Zinchenko unfollowing Mudryk 😂😂😂. It's not that serious, fam.
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Broken street light poles in Ibadan was a topic here some weeks ago, I've hardly seen any outrage about the madness going on in Ogun State.
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Omo! The video of Lekki protesters singing the National Anthem before they started shooting at them is madddd.
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Olamide's Grammy nomination is a win for Ibile United. Shout out 9ice, Dagrin, Reminisce, Phyno and every other rapper doing it in their native tongues.
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Cancels out Bankole's delegates for BAT.
Osinbajo steps back into the game with a man that has no delegates. Game on.
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This media chat @seyiamakinde does is so refreshing, especially for people that are not in the state. You just know your State is in good hands.
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Questions to ask when checking in to a hotel: How often do you guys get raided by EFCC?.
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This is funny, these chairs have 2021 serial numbers. They were just sitting in a warehouse while students were writing exams on the floor. KNDF Dapo.
Dapo Abiodun the éléyi one of Ogun has hurriedly ordered the supply of chairs to this schools he was dragged yesterday. I hope you can understand why it was important for Peter Obi to have the phone number of all the senior prefects of the schools in his tenure as a governor?
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Honest Question: Are some animal's lives more valuable than others? People rear animals for slaughter but are mad when some animals are maltreated. Thousands gather to watch people flog horses for sport, they say it's painless but still looks wicked.
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Reporting any stan or parody account I see on the TL. Stan with your personal account!.
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@Dontee___ Omo! Can't continue this argument because you're intentionally being obtuse. Why don't you order military camouflage online and start parading yourself as a military officer since they're on sale too.
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Iron fist parenting is not a sure recipe for your kids having morals and turning out "good". There are several examples.
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Lmao. If you need security for you event. Tweet that it's the proposed venue for an #EndSARS protest.
Them don chaply deploy police to toll gate.
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Lmao. German Juga.
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Your outlet in Ikoyi is after Mobil filling station on Awolowo road and Arise TV is reporting live there, your outlet is fine but please dears, call on the government you pay your taxes to not residents. Selah.
We have reports that Ikoyi Prison is under attack in attempt to freeing inmates. We have an outlet in that axis. We call on residents in that axis to help us defend our facility and those of other businesses. Already, 3 of our outlets have been looted in other locations. RT.💔.
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Except people like Bella and Zlatan who stood with him speaks up, I doubt anything can really happen.
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I don't even care if money ritual is real or not (inclined to believe a babalawo who says it isn't than you guys) but the fact that teenagers are murdering people thinking they'll get rich is scary and the rate it's been happening is alarming. What pressure is on a 17yo fgs?.
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The chief security officer of Lagos endangered the entire City with the announcement of a curfew in a city of over 20million people with just 4 hours for citizens to be indoors. Never forget.
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Lmao. Imagine triggering your PTSD when your son points his water gun at him because of what happened in Ekpsodin years ago.
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Poverty is this government's biggest weapon. not just with the people they give 1500 to attack peaceful protesters but also with those collecting 20k or promise of appointments to defend them on Twitter.
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Airports Taxis are unnecessarily expensive because they feel if you can afford to fly in Nigeria, you can pay premium for mediocre services. They are obviously behind that silly FAAN billboard.
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Imagine a founding APC father conceding to Omisore. Politics will humble you.
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I love this because people no dey Shazam song wey no sweet.
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The crazy thing about sharia is it doesnt apply to the elites. When Governors or Senators are convicted of looting public funds, why don't they cut off their arms? A Northern politician was caught on tape with his mistress a while ago, no public flogging.
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People that ran to Dublin in the 90s (mostly illegally) hating on people migrating now. Things were 100x better then than it is now but you still put cocaine in your anus to japa. ETYW.
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Femco has replaced Fuel hike on top of the trend table, a BBN related hashtag is climbing up. Nigerian Influencers know their stuff.
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