Olori Ebi
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I came to this life to cook and eat food. Faux Chef. Ashewo with conscience #LFC . Head of SBA group Africa
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So Johnny Depp waited, gathered all the evidence, let Amber Heard ride on with her success from Aquaman. When everything was going on good for her, hit her with the law suit and receipts
What a man
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If Chris Brown had committed suicide or became broke after all the backlash from angry Internet people... I think they would have "forgiven" him and moved on.
But bros is still pushing & doing what he loves, it's paining them honestly
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I woke up thinking about my Dad and I remembered something that happened between us.
I used to work with him, was his PA in his engineering firm, went to factories with him (part-time driver also).
I hated it cos I felt had nothing in common with him.
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Covering my future country with the blood of Jesus
Multiple Earthquakes Strike Off Canada's West Coast.
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Arewa Twitter wants you to stop complaining that they're killing people to take over their land.
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Under this tweet, someone reminded this person that she campaigned for APC.
People are saying, "elections are over, now is not the time..."
Nigerians have this weird sense of morality & empathy that's upside down. I don't understand it
As an average Nigerian, if you have refused to lend your voice for the rescue of Late Nabeeha’s 5 other sisters, know that you are no different from the government and security operatives you always call-out and castigate.
Insecurity affects all of us directly or indirectly! Let
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The mistake we should not make is to put PO on a very high pedestal where we expect him to walk on eggshells every time.
Let him talk.
If you don't agree fine, if you do .. fine also.
Let's not project him as a man without faults
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Let me cook something.
If she were "on the other side" and was like she wouldn't cook for her husband, would donations come from that "side"?
To everyone responsible for this, I don't have words, but I've cried out my heart in prayers for every one who donated, reposted and wished me well. My head hurts and I just want to sleep.
Thank you all so much. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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Seyi Makinde is enough evidence to show Nigerians politicians are just wicked.
They're not clueless, they're not dumb... They know what to do, but they never do it.
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The person that betrayed PDP and helped in this handover is the same person running for president.
The PDP handed over the APC a much better country than it inherited from the military but the APC has ripped it to shreds.
- Ilemona Onoja, Member, Atiku/Okowa PCC
#CTVTweets
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Before yahoo became a thing, I had internet in my house (starcomms)
I grew up with yahoo boys and I saw the wealth they were throwing around.
Not one day did I say "hey, let me do this"
I knew the house I came from, we had values... I knew it was crime from day 1.
The difference between you and that 16yr old 'yahoo boy' is opportunity.
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Work hours is 8-5 and people will be afraid to get up around 5pm to go home, so they won't be seen as unserious.
Mehn, we like suffer in this country
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As we dey suffer like this, we dey find Obama 😭
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"Why won't you people support who I've been paid to support?"
People didn’t learn anything from the online fascism in 2015. Same mistake. “We are right and on the right side of history”
Only retort “Oh this is the actual true messiah, we are the actual ones on the right side of history”. Allow debate. Progress.
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I don't know why I'm typing this long thread (i couldn't stop typing), but in summary, cut your parents some slacks. They might surprise you.
We had issues cos he wanted me to be like him, I didn't want to just work all my life for other people.
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I remember hearing them argue about it & he told her "I didn't help them so they can help me one day. I helped them cos I could do it and I did it, they owe me nothing".
What he said stuck with me till today.
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Even Vanessa Calton that sang just one song and disappeared is trying to drag Chris Brown just for cheap publicity.
Fam we need to put Chris Brown in our prayers
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Dangote trucks are called "Sucking blood".
Had a contract there & they were so casual with the killings, It has happened way too often.
I saw pics and videos that scarred me for life.
Cheap labor won't make them hire educated people. Always illiterate northern guys.
A trailer belonging to Dangote just rammed into and crashed 20 buses and hordes of students at IMSU junction, Owerri.
A bunch of year one Imo State University students coming from a late exam and trying to go home just lost their lives (20 at this time),
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The first time I entered an NNPC building, I thought I was in Kano.
It wasn't even a Friday.
I full office of about 15 people, all Northerners.
Some southerners even dress like them and start greeting in Hausa to feel among
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I wish he had a better life, with less stress.
I wish he didn't have to carry the burden of his extended family
I wish he didn't die in a factory
I wish he didn't battle a strange illness for years.
I wish we were cool before he died
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If you sit down and think about life... E no make sense like that
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Nigerian women rate themselves based on the kinda guy that are interested in them.
Never forget
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I don't miss my dad, because most of the memories I shared with him were not what I want to constantly remember.
I miss what we could have been. Like him being proud of me & me closer to him.
I can't even imagine how much his death has scarred me for life
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Now, I have no choice cos I see his perspective now. No matter how much I say "I do not want to be like my father" I see myself as him every passing day. It's scary tbh, but also exciting. We both don't know how to be idle. We are always trying to be busy.
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One day, people will admit movies/series shape the opinion people have on stuff like race, sexuality and religion.
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Alot of negative and sad people in this life. You people don't hate Chris Brown, you just like dragging him for fun.
It's really sad rn
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I remember when he was leave and he couldn't stand being at home. He went to the office, and they pursued him away😂. Told him to go and rest. He was so grumpy. That's how he dismantled his car, called his mechanic & they were there all day.
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I was also happy to see this side of my dad.
This man battled cancer for 7 years and he didn't ask anyone for help. My Mum used to be mad at his extended family cos he trained most of them to Uni, they were all successful then but didn't even care about him
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So many ways that man influenced me, unbeknownst to both of us. We eat eggs and porridge the same way, so I always made it for him.
He influenced my love of music with his huge collection of different genres.
My work ethic, we don't sleep till we're done with work
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I had so many mixed feelings that day. I never imagined talking to my dad about relationship issues.
I never imagined my dad would be interested in stuff like this.
He looked like a different person.
I was so teary cos I felt I was a silly kid making his life harder.
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SARS picked up our housekeeper's son as he was coming back from work on Friday. He has been in the cell since.
No reason, no charge.
Why?
The cell has been empty since and the DPO wasn't happy. They need 100k to bail him out.
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He said "If he was my son, i'll tell him to follow his heart & know if this girl was good for him or not. He sounds like someone who knows what he wants, and I admire that. I wish him the best"
Eh?
What kind of coincidence was that?
Who is that in the backseat?
My Dad ke?
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The more I worked with him, the more I understood the kind of man he was. The only thing he cared about was to work and provide for his family. I started seeing him in a new light & one of the things that hurt me the most is that were not closer as I wanted before he died.
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Reminds me of that porn star that was dragged bcos she didn't want to perform with male porn actors who perform gay porn.
They dragged the babe till she committed suicide. Then everyone was remorseful...
A human being actually died cos of some of people have too much hate
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Also, our relationship was rocky at this point, he was not happy with me for certain reasons & I was mad at him for not trying to see it from my point of view. Plus, transfer aggression from his issues with my brother. It was a mess
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That 1 month still haunts me.
Truck killed their own employees in obajana while I was there.
What irks me is how casual they are. Like human lives were lost... They just act like it's just another day in the office.
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We were at Agbara one day, I was having relationship issues at that time (fear igbo women) & it was making me depressed. I sent a mail to Toolz's show (Fix it toolz) cos Beat Fm was the only radio station i listened to then. Poured out my heart & explained everything
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Is this the lines married men are using to knacks babes?
My god 😂😂
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I was not even expecting her to read the mail, I just wanted to vent. We were driving back home, and Toolz & Gbemi started reading the mail. I was so nervous at first, then I was like "Oh I'm anon". I was just there listening to their advice & my Dad started to talk suddenly
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I'm on nafdac's website. You can't even search for a product with the nafdac number. These products have nafdac numbers but it's useless... This database is useless as well
So I have two fakes.
God abeg, was wondering why they tasted weird but I didn't even notice
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Dark skinned girls have something to pepper light skinned girls now.
Look at God
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Apparently, people on twitter think if you RT a tweet, you're in support of what the person is saying.
Majority of my RTs are "Come and see what I'm seeing"
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Same people will be shouting Islamophobia.
When you point this out, other Muslims will say "I'm not one of them" but won't talk against it. But will attack you for pointing it out.
Young Islamists in Germany say Muslims will become the majority in Germany, abolish the German Constitution & introduce Sharia law
Europe has been underestimating the threat posed by Islamism
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Being "Happy" for other people doesn't necessarily mean your own time will come.
Just be happy without hoping it's some sort of good karma
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Blind date in benin.
She described her outfit & was to meet up at an eatery.
Never saw her pic, she said she doesn't post her pics cos boys disturb alot.
I saw her & I tried to run away, then she ran & grabbed my shirt. Her looks eh 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Worst 30mins of my life
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If Nadal is crying like this for someone else's retirement... The cry he will cry on his own eh
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Olele Beans cooked with minced meat and roasted shombo peppers.
Also cooked with powdered Kilishi and fresh basil, with Suya & Irish potatoes on the side
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Please help with whatever you can.
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I’m open to answering questions you may have and also provide proof as needed.
If you’d like to assist, please retweet/donate to
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So I wrote a book, about my childhood in the 90s.
It's the first of series of books I'm writing.
I'm really excited about the project.
It will be available in two weeks, hosted on ebook sites and Kindle.
I can't wait.
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Abe Weissman's conversion with his friends in this week's episode of Marvelous Mrs Maisel was so deep. Abe finally realizes how great Midge is, it's so touching.
The other guys sharing their stories too about their spouses and kids.
Such a wholesome scene.
#MarvelousMrsMaisel
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If you want to cheat, cheat.
But don't make your partner look stupid outside.
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I hope Davido stops jumping on songs to make remixes this year and adding zero value to those songs
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Let's also note the people pushing this "Femco stole money" agenda are not doing it out of goodwill or seeking the truth.
It was strategically planned to destabilise whatever solidarity we had left.
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People think chosing a side of politics is like drinking either Pepsi or Coke.
It's mostly about your core values and integrity.
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If someone has tried to knack you "egede" multiple times, how should one treat the situation?
Should I clear him or just ignore like a ju that I am?
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The Nigerian government officials have grown a new level of balls.
There's this.. "nothing can happen, you people can't do anything" behavior they all have now since the elections
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Uniben students and alumni are so unproblematic on twitter.
Says alot
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I wonder how North Korea will respond to Trump losing.. he's been the in holding Bros Kim down since.
But Low-key, Trump really brought peace in some places.
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Fullmetal alchemist: Brotherhood >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Attack on Titan.
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Guys overlook a lot of red flags just because of "na so women dey do"
I've been there and I know how it is.
Many of you don't take your peace of mind serious and it shows
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"I have black friends, I can't be racist" and other stories
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Boys are seeing this election as Twitter banter.
"we'll see who will chop L in later this month"
Everyone is chopping L at the moment. Have sense
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In my experience, one reason why guys start "misbehaving" after a while is cos the relationship is one sided. The babe will be on the only one at the receiving side for long, when the guy tones down, they see it as "misbehaving".
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As we're watching Segalink unravel like this, let us learn from it.
We can't be making the same mistake over and over.
Our parents made the mistake with Oshiomhole, Sega and Sowore are right behind him.
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@bottledpaul
I knew many people that were Richie rich and we're doing yahoo.
Also with trenches... They didn't touch it.
Today? Those lower income people are doing well.
Opposite for those rich folks.
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No one should fix nails longer than this.
It's not fine... People are lying to you it's fine
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Went to the market this morning, someone parked behind me and blocking my exit.
Spent 10mins trying to reverse out of a tight corner only to realise one of the people directing me was the owner of the car.
Just need to take a shower, take drugs and sleep when I get home.
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I'll take Idris Elba as a 007.
But pls. I don't want to see any woman there abeg.
All the gender flipped movies for main characters have never worked.
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When you hear someone say "both sides are doing the same thing" whereas it's one side doing it.....
You know what it meins...
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Someone is being bullied and emotionally scarred and people are focused about how terribly the article is written.
I need to rebrand so I can be a fav here.
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Some Wike delegates (they're wearing Ankara with Wike's face on it) are in this hotel.
Each of them got a girl each.
Mad trips.
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The dumbest thing Nigerians have done is fight among ourselves bcos of politicians. Politicians wey no send us
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People that get triggered by this clown or take her serious are the real idiots
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People downplay loneliness so much on this app.
It's a cruel reality people overlook until it's too late.
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Been in traffic for a while & it's so unusual for this road. When I got to the cause of the tragic, I almost died of laughter
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That's why I can't anyone serious that carries politicians on their head.
You know they're wicked, you can't be that ignorant.
You just want to gain from the wickedness also, making you just like them
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@Killellawestern
@Oddy4real
Clueless in this sense means they don't know what they're doing..
There's no single politician in this Nigeria that is clueless. You might say under-educated, but clueless?
They know exactly what they're doing.. And it's wickedness
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Wande Coal's Iskaba is among one of thr few Nigerians songs that didn't expire quickly. Released in May and it's still a jam whenever it comes on
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The part about relationships nobody wants to talk about is meeting someone else you like unplanned while you're dating.
You're stuck with either cheating, leaving your partner or staying.
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Couldn't sleep, started making this around 3am.
French toast with cheddar cheese
Sunnyside eggs
Beef sausage wrapped in bacon
Butternut syrup
Cream cheese croissant
BBQ pork chop
Corn muffin with cream cheese.
Omo
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I hope the babe in Burna boy's "On the low" is doing well and having a lovely life
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So I made fresh pasta.
Tbh, if you eat this, you want to eat packaged pasta again in your life.
Lasagna sheets
Fettuccine
Linguine
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No Michelin Star and you dey charge $1000.
Cashing-out with people's naiveté (I wanted to say ignorance but that's too much) no too bad like that.
Nigerians spend money in a weird way.
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"Nonso Amadi is just starting, let's give him time"
You Nigerians love mediocrity too much, it's like you don't think you deserve good things
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Plantain wrapped minced Meat?
Thought about this out of the blue and I don't know what to name it
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But that Jersey babe no too get sense. You're selling conterfeit/fake Jerseys and CNN called you up for an interview and you gladly accepted, even posting pics like it was an achievement.
Lmao I trust CNN, sneaky bastards
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Older women 🤝Dictating who younger women should date.
In as much as we want to say "it's coming from experience:" we clearly know it's not and it's a "we no dey talk am come outside" talk
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