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Lmfaoo you dae tell Twitter people say you get 13 carryovers. Body go tell you later.
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Lmfaoooo Is there any reason why you are drinking this much garri? Were you instructed to go blind by God?.
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Funwontan!!! We might fuck around and go and collect the Olufi of Gbongan crown and staff of office before 6pm today.
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Same mentality still. I mean, if you see a harmless person wearing camo now, you will brutalize him to the point of death, just like cultists.
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Lmfaooo I no wan know if na real Buhari or Jubril, I go first light am.
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Hours ago, Ore and I became parents for the first time. Mom was super brave. Mom and Liam are doing great.
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If LCC is providing black maria to convey peaceful protesters today, why would you believe when they say they didnt turn off the lights on the night of 20th October?.
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We can't crowdfund the entire poor population out of poverty. You should be tagging the elected representatives of these people, they are living in luxury.
This video broke me this afternoon & made me cry… 💔. I can’t bear to see people suffer like this. Abeg ehn @Wizarab10 what can we do about this one?
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Nigerians will block roads when big men are in town, they can block road for the remembrance of their grandfather that died 40 years ago and other parties, but protest is where they can draw a line on road blocking. LOOOOOOL Nonsense!.
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Lmfaoooooo Everyone has classmates except Yekini. Everyone.
Man facing charges in court starts crying when he recognizes the judge from middle school
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Entire campaign na ThrowbackThursday. Come out and talk to Nigerians nauuu, Ahmed.
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You see that Lekki Massacre, we will not forget and we will not forgive those of you who said it didnt happen.
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There was no point during the campaign that Tinubu showed us he had the requisite intellect to govern Nigeria. At no point.
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Sanwoolu,. Fix our roads. That's the tweet. Covid Starboy.
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This is why you shouldnt share unflattering information about your spouse on Twitter. You have more facts and information on the person, you know the act doesnt define them, but people here will ruthlessly judge based on one unfortunate isolated and regrettable incident.
Someone threw you out of her house by 11pm and instead of making sure that's the last time she ever sees you, you went and married her. Lol. Some of you will learn the hard way.
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Today is further proof that these guys killed Nigerians on the 20th of October.
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Members of the House of Representatives in Nigeria were apologising to the president for summoning him.
Trump has now been impeached as President of the United States for the 2nd time, with at least 9 Republicans voting yes.
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Lmfaoooo APC boys are waiting for government to release the kids so they can tweet about the magnanimity and benevolence of Tinubu. See as boys fade for TL.
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This was 6 days ago. Not one of these items was implemented. Dont fall for it.
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Loool African soldiers are always looking tough until they need to fight insurgents. We thought our military super eagles were the baddest in Africa(ECOMOG baddies) until BH exposed them.
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Let's be honest, APC and PDP didn't expect Obi's movement to take off like this.
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I think it is mental problem to support APC.
In August 2014, ₦1,000,000 was approximately $6,060.60. By August 2024, ₦1,000,000 is roughly $634.64.
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Nigerian Gen Zs will start relating soon. Tinubu will make sure of it.
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This book made sense in the 70s when it was written. Anyone sharing this today wants you to ignore African leaders' destruction of the continent and point at Europe. This is 2023.
This book is one of the most important books every single African must read.
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Lool this man will rebuild and renovate dilapidated schools that the masters of these stupid boys didn't fix, in 10 years, they will tell him he didn't build any school.
"We're rebuilding 173 primary schools and 54 secondary schools to international standard in Abia". Gov. Alex C. Otti
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And so what? Earlier this year she was cabinet secretary for trade and business, I remember her negotiating a good deal for UK trained lawyers while our own minister sold lawyers out. Again, she had a nice time in Nigeria, so what?.
It seems @KemiBadenoch had a nice time at the @LagosPoloClub in #Nigeria, with her kids in tow. These photos were supposedly taken this year.
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Lmfaooo BMC boys said DJ Switch was showing green screen. Never seen a group of people that daft.
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Has your location's distribution company every taken power and the first thing you said was 'oh no, how will the babies in ICU cope'? Never, right? It is now you remember them.
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If that post shows that Obi will be a weak leader, go and reelect the guy who showed raw leadership by licking microphone.
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Everyone liked the idea of an Obi presidency until he said he wanted to do it.
My brother @AnthonyEhilebo knows Peter Obi is the best man for the job but he is supporting Atiku because of “party supremacy” . Patriotism >>>>>> Party Supremacy
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Lmfaooo see who them want make e come be finance minister for rotten country again. Boys wicked.
With H.E President @EmmanuelMacron of France. Catching up on WTO issues. Thank you Mr President for your unwavering support to the @WTO always.
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This is how miscarriage of justice works in Nigeria. Tell me why a journalist charged under the Cybercrimes Act for 'insulting a governor's inlaw' is denied bail, meanwhile, a member of the HORs charged with murder was granted bail.
Cross River journalist, Agba Jalingo, sent to prison .
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Lmfao unemployed people said they voted APC because they don't like the vibes of Obi's supporters on Twitter.
Youth unemployment. South Africa: 61%.Nigeria: 53%.Greece: 29%.Spain: 29%.Sweden: 23%.Italy: 22%.Iran: 19%.Turkey: 19%.Portugal: 18%.France: 17%.Belgium: 16%.UK: 10.8%.Norway: 10%.Ireland: 10%.Canada: 9.2%.Australia: 7.8%.US: 7.5%.South Korea: 7.2%.Germany: 5.7%.Japan: 5.2%.
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People: Is Tinubu healthy? .His guys: Yes, very healthy, no ailment, he sleeps at 4am. People sing: Hand dae shake. leg dae shake. His guys: Oh wow, why are you mocking his ailment?. Pick one abeg.
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Edmonton is a city of 1m people, it has a river, The North Saskatchewan River, that diagonally divides the city into two, do you know the number of bridges over that river in just one city? At least twelve(including pedestrian). And all were built long before this century.
Bro this is crazy, to get to Ikorodu from Lekki, you have to make this huge trip that can be shortened by a bridge
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Meanwhile, there is no such thing as the University of Ife Teaching Hospital on earth or in Nigeria.
Just got a report that someone’s dialysis appointment at the University of Ife teaching hospital for this morning was cancelled. Hope they find an alternative place for him to do dialysis. How many children will be removed from incubators as a result of the power grid.
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The one we did last year nko? Everyone said we wanted to burn down the country.
‘Nigerians sit and do nothing to challenge bad leaders’ – Cardinal Onaiyekan
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He can quote and post photos of Gaza but can't quote photos of teens from his state who are imprisoned for nothing. Such a coward. All "the north remembers", no balls. No level.
There is no word to describe this. 😢.
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Back to daycare! In usual fashion, na him first reach, because we couldn't wait to send him away!!
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Nigeria is so fucked up that they might sack(or at least reprimand) the principal of this school for allowing this fella renovate, thereby causing government embarrassment.
I renovated a government primary school classroom in northern Nigeria!
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2.5m earning ballers.
TRENDING VIDEO: ‘What a disgrace’ — travellers at Lagos international airport scoff at Nigeria over power outage
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All they did in university was steal phones and oppress people.
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Ekweremadu must be so pissed that he was caught in the UK.
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He was denied visa to Canada, the request to deny him was made by a Muslim group. He is that bad.
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'Why Nigeria Is Going Down' is on top, the person plunging Nigeria down is the man of the year below. Bravo!.
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Muslim/Muslim ticket surely emboldened these guys. Congrats to everyone involved, especially the Christians who defended it and told us Tinubu is Christian by marriage to a Redeemed-ordained 'pastor'. Congratulations!.
Plateau state belong to Hausa and Fulani. Plateau state is a Muslim state. Nigeria is a Muslims nation. North is the backbone of Nigeria. Arewa is the root of Nigeria 🇳🇬. If it pained you go and change country 😎.
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Now I think this horrible supply of electricity is intentional, they are doing it so they can bitch about this electricity subsidy and remove it.
BREAKING: FG Can’t Continue To Subsidise Electricity — Power Minister.
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The bands on those notes are from CBN, the ID on his neck says APC, suddenly you dont know how to name and shame with photos of faces again.
EFCC Arrests 14 Suspected Vote Buyers in Imo, Bayelsa, Kogi States.…. Intercepts N11,040,000. Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, have arrested 14 (Fourteen) suspected vote buyers in Otueke, Adawari playgrounds in Bayelsa State and at various
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Osinbajo has cried to Adeboye reporting that they have refused to give him ticket, now his daddy is disturbing us with information we already have.
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Good thing he is from the right region. He is able to disparage Tinubu and Atiku without people calling for his head. The one who goes about minding his business and calling everyone his brother is the problem.
Journalist: Ka dauki daya a cikin Bola Tinubu ko Atiku Abubakar . Kwankwaso: 🤣😂👇
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We were on Twitter here when a lady who resuscitated a dying person was arrested and charged despite the person she resuscitated confirming that she saved her life. Maybe if police wouldn't arrest people for helping fellow humans, Nigerians will stop being 'just wicked'.
A nurse was even on the bus and she wouldn't help him. This isn't a government issue, Nigerians are just wicked and we need new laws that makes it your personal responsibility to be a first responder when your fellow human is in a medical emergency or you risk going to jail.
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The worst people in government are lawyers. All of them. All!.
That’s how I discovered today that Godswill Apkabio is a lawyer.
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They are putting a 'fatwa' on this babe. They want their terror colleagues to go and lynch her.
Hello my people 👋🏿👋🏿.I presented you @pwajok_jane she is a bigot that h@te Hausa/Fulani In Plateau even so we Hausa/Fulani accommodated them years ago. The world knows that Plateau belongs to Hausa and Fulani people, Plateau is a Muslim state. Our muslims brothers who were
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Lmfaooo isn't he an ex con in the US? His mugshot and prison number are all over the internet ffs.
Dapo Abiodun owns Heyden Petroleum Ltd, yet her daughter can't live her life anymore because her dad is your state Gov?. Tomorrow, Peter Mbah's kids will be dragged &labelled as living off Enugu state funds despite their father owning Pinnacle Petroleum long before he became Gov.
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Arise TV giving us proper reportage but very soon, Channels will announce that it has won the best TV station in Nigeria for the 400th time.
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Lmfaoooo always burst my head when these low-level ones celebrate. Do you think you are part of the team because they put you in WhatsApp groups and called you a 'progressive'? I know many have made money from this government, have you? Is your life not markedly worse?.
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Quote the photo nauuu. Fake man. You can't even support your own people properly because of partisanship.
There is no word to describe this. 😢.
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FG announced 6% stamp duty on rent, no noise whatsoever. BRT fare will go up by 46%, lagosians are mute. 2% increase in DSTV prices, boys go wan throw hands. Boys no get sense at all.
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Lmfaoo those who pretended to cry on the 20th of October are campaigning for this man and Jide.
Casualties of Lekki Shootings have some questions to answer; how are they there? How long were they there? What kind of characters are they? - Bola Ahmed Tinubu speaking from Marina, Lagos (LIVE)
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Hate how they make it look like this place is a chilled place with all the aerial shots and mad edits. Probably the worst neighborhood in Lagos.
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Saudi is executing terrorists, Nigeria is rehabilitating them and telling use they did 'walahi talahi' with Holy Quran so they can't terrorise again.
تنفيذ حُكم القتل بجانيين بمنطقة مكة المكرمة أقدما على ارتكابهما جريمة مهددة للأمن الوطني تمثلت في اشتراكهما في تكوين خلية إرهابية تستهدف قتل رجال الأمن، والعمل على تجنيد عناصر وتوفير تمويل مالي ووكر لتنفيذ مخططات الخلية الإجرامية ما نتج عنه استشهاد أحد رجال الأمن.
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The Port Authority workers in London will be earning in pounds. How country wan grow with this kain deliberate leakages everywhere?.
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Did Tinubu wait till 2015 to protest in 2012?.
Wait till 2027 to protest with your votes. For now, he has our mandates and we are willing to #DefendNigeria because of that
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Nigerian kids are getting milk nutrients from baobab leaves, boiled bones and tiger nuts, but the president is in dire need of jets, and his needs come first.
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A country that budgeted 37B for NASS renovation shouldn't be asking Elon Musk for ventilators on social media.
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E go be like film trick when people can't buy basic things. Cant buy drugs, can't buy food, can't buy normal things.
Bought Nivea roll on for 1,700 today. 1 freaking 7!!!.
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After playing ball on a cold night in Stoke City, he will go and build the capacity and competence of his family members.
@chukaobi The mistake Mikel made was not building their capacity and competence for various businesses his family members wanted to go into before investing. .
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Lmfaooo this guy is tracing ancestors into the early 20th century. Guys from Ogun and Osun are telling you he is not good enough because he can't speak Yoruba.
Today, i remember the man who gave me the name Gbadebo. (Chief) Justice R.W.A Rhodes-Vivour (8th July 1910 - 8th May 1957), my granfather . There is so much I owe to him directly and indirectly. He grew up at 38 Igbosere and attended Wesleyan Boys High School, Lagos Nigeria.
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There are roads like this and they are wasting everyone's time with coastal road.
APPEAL TO FG: Please, help us fix Oyo-Ogbomoso road. This is extremely bad and needs urgent attention of the Ministry of Work under the leadership of @realdaveumahi
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Lmfaoooo boys need find actual career. Loafing around politicians for SA work no be am.
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He is a member of the Dantata family and works in the family company, he is a first class citizen. Dont listen to him if you are not from wealth.
I left Nija twice and came back. Leaving for good was never an option! No one will fix it for us!. It's better to be a first class citizen in Nija than a 2nd/3rd class citizen elsewhere. Many people who left aren't necessarily happier. Leaving Nigeria is not always the answer!.
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He campaigned for a man without WAEC. I just hate how they act brand new when they don't have any office to cling to. A bald fool!.
“Nigerians don’t react to anything. Most Nigerian politicians did not attend universities or even have NYSC certificate. Nigerians know yet still vote for them”—Amaechi.
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The ones that didn't let people vote because they were too light-skinned to be from a particular tribe are the good guys.
Obi ran most hateful, divisive presidential election campaign in Nigeria, pitting Christians against Muslims: Tinubu.
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So paying more for education is not so they can pay lecturers better, not for research, not for better infrastructure and equipment in schools, it is so that this government can take 40% of revenue. We have a loan shark as president.
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Hate how people do this when women are accused of malfeasance in public office, there are lots of ugly men with documented records of stealing but you are not skeptical of ugly men.
Next time, we should be sceptical of appointing girls with heavy make-up to a sensitive position while there are competent men who could do better.
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Babes need to stop marrying into unfortunate families. The guy being good and loving shouldn't be enough. If the siblings and parents are unfortunate, free them and their son.
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Fela wouldnt delete tweets sha. I mean, a man who carried coffin to Dodan Barracks no go dae delete tweets. This diluted Fela should just free us abeg.
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I really detest how this is being framed. She will be 41 next month and at the twilight of a glittering career. She is not choosing, she is getting too old to play at a certain level and moving on.
Serena Williams’s retirement is no fairytale – it’s a heartbreaking choice between family and career | Megan Maurice
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It was done by the criminals government sent to hijack the peaceful protest. Go and collect your chairs and laptops from your guys if you still want them.
Sad to learn that our Digital Innovation Park in Kano slated for launch next week to support our technical talent accelerator (3MTT) has been set ablaze and looted by protesters. Alongside #3MTT, this building is set to host our buildathon holiday maker programme for secondary.
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Jigawa can organize their own conference and make him the father of the day.
BREAKING: NBA Jigawa Expresses Support For @ElRufai, Threatens To Boycott Conference | Sahara Reporters @NigBarAssoc
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They said he started going around too early, and that he will be tired. Those who started late are on vacation. Too funny.
Peter Obi had a lengthy Town Hall meeting with Channel's TV last night in Abuja, followed by another one with Brekete Family radio this morning. As we speak, my principal is already in Delta state for another rally. I don't stan nonsense.
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Lmfaooo he will loan you money to pay expensive school fees than collect 40% of the money he loaned you. Tony Soprano gives people better deals. Again, it is too early to cry now because the real problem is still coming.
Nigerian Lecturers, ASUU Rejects Plan By Tinubu Government To Collect 40% Revenue From Universities, Lists Other Failures, Mobilises Members For Strike | Sahara Reporters
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Rich man doing give away on Twitter, wife is selling sweets and chewing gum, e get why. If she was a professional with equal footing, he will think twice before "breaking new of incoming wife".
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'If I earn Nxxxxxxx, I will have filling station manager's nunber on speed dial'.
Na this Lagos person go park Mercedes Benz Maybach for NNPC petrol station, dey beg attendant to allow am enter buy fuel. 🥲
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Police Brutality is so Nigerian that when you protest it, people think you are protesting Nigeria. Police officers are keeping malice with their duties just because you want to take brutality away from them.
“Racism is so American that when you protest it, people think you are protesting America.”
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"Engage the youth with fugazi job openings".
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If Brymo is demanding for sex from someone as established as Simi is, I can't imagine what up and coming musicians are going through in the entertainment industry.
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