kvng Astalavi 🤴
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Jesus on my lips ||Tech & Fitness enthusiast || Cruise & Bants 🏌|| i sell phones, Laptops & Accessories || home: @CircleChurchNG 🧡
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Still in search for a legit and trusted plug;
Gaming consoles
Windows laptop
Apple laptop
Samsungs,Google pixels,iPhones
Phone swaps
Apple iwatch and airpods
Walk in purchase
Repairs
All these i offer and even more!
Nationwide delivery available
☎️ 08180251357
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I'm going to select package, once the dispatch rider gets here and ask for the item, I will tell him I'm the item.
Deliver me home pls
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I know someone has said it before but I’m saying it again.
If you don’t pray, life will show you shege. Like babanla Shege
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My wife's birthday in a few minutes, she slept pretty early.
I pretended to be asleep too, when I noticed she was deep asleep, got up to arrange her birthday gift in the parlor.
She's going to wake up to it
My sweet woman, so glad I get to spend the rest of my life with her
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1. Came into 2022 with 1.8m in debts, right about now its remaining 200k.
2. I found a very very very very good local church i can beat my chest and call home
2) What is the biggest win/victory you had in 2022?
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Triggered my babes release clause yesterday.
Negotiations between both clubs(Family) would start any moment
Here we go, soon 🫶❤️
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I present to you, Zayden
After 8 years of marriage, my sister just gave birth to a boy.
I’m just too happy and emotional cos we labored in the place of prayer for a child
Thank you Jesus ❤️💃
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Na only me and 3 others never watch Aunty Kemi of souls
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My Gold, my wife
The one with the brightest of the brightest of smiles.
You do this new year with Jesus in you, with me behind you and our loved ones around you.
Welcome to 25 my Queen, I love you soo much ❤️
My wife's birthday in a few minutes, she slept pretty early.
I pretended to be asleep too, when I noticed she was deep asleep, got up to arrange her birthday gift in the parlor.
She's going to wake up to it
My sweet woman, so glad I get to spend the rest of my life with her
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After 8 years of marriage, my sister just gave birth to a boy.
I’m just too happy and emotional cos we labored in the place of prayer for a child
Thank you Jesus ❤️💃
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Just love the news of Safe delivery that has been on the TL for a while.
Mothers giving birth, child in good condition.
Love it!!!!!
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Lori union yi, Baba Gba ope wa 🙏
Allow me to reintroduce to you, Mrs Okelarin Gold.
#TheKingsGold
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Church joining ✅
Transfer negotiations between Celebration church and Circle Church complete.
Wuraola to Circle Church Global, signed, sealed and delivered.
Here we go ❤️💍
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"Date with the intention to marry but feel free at any point to break up if you feel like it's not going to work out"
Dont date to marry and cos you see red flags you ignore cos you've made up your mind you're going to marry by force.
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Listening to Apostle Femi Lazarus preaching yesterday and there's a part where he said "in the body of Christ we must learn to normalise break ups"
And it reminded me of the times I was talking to POCO, my pastor about Wuraola and he was giving advise and all and he said "you
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Anytime I go to this woman's office to see her, it's always like she runs downstairs with excitement
Cos how do you come down a 2 storey building so fast 😂.
Now I'm remembering when she was in Ibadan and we used to see once in 1,2 or 3 months, now she's in Lagos and we've
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There is this thing about fasting that baffles me
Every other day you can stay without eating for a whole day, even tho people eat around you it doesn’t bother you
But the minute you start fasting its like your body trying to betray you. Every food suddenly becomes enhanced
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1 Year with the best woman 🥹❤️, what a journey it has been.
Countdown to forever 💍
#TheKingsGold
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A month with you my Gold.
Here's to learning, laughing, loving and experiencing the rest of my life with you.
I love you, Wuraola ❤️
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Thank you all for the congratulatory messages, my wife and I are saying a big thank you ❤️
Meanwhile new signing Wuraola Okelarin made her debut in church today.
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I've asked this before, but the answers I got then weren't satisfactory so I'm going to ask again.
Casing point:
I'm married, so if my younger brother likes my wife's sister, can they have a relationship? Can they get married??
Pls state reasons when answering.
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My Grandma came to my house at 5:20am to wake me up cos her whatsapp was not working guyssss 😂
Ps: we live on the same street, 8 houses away from each other and she was like she knows I leave for work early. But Grandma, 5:20am 😭
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Ladies & gentleman, Pastorates and elders in the church
For the first time ever, i finally read a hard copy book finish!!
Somebody shout glorayyyyyyyyy!!
I will like to thank the holy spirit for standing by me and boosting my morale
This is a hooooooge milestone
Im emosh 😭
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How it started Vs how its going
She sent my package with subtle shade, but its allowed
Happy first Valentines my love ❤️
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Ladies, if you know you have a personal agenda not to ever leave your church. Don’t entertain guys from other churches, its that simple, not rocket science
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This house still baffles me when I think about it.
Everything we wanted.
I wanted a house on the same street where I stay.
Good compound.
Spacious.
Good electricity
Wura wanted a spacious kitchen and house with inbuilt cupboard (I just used to say "if we see a house with
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Petition to have this as the new Champions league anthem
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My landlady sent me a tiktok video 😂
The caption is “when youre enjoying your meal and you remember your rent is due in 4 days”
The funny thing is i wonder how long she has been holding on to that video cos my rent is due in exactly 4 days 😂
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I'm updating my woman's own 😌❤️
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My year of many Firsts and new beginnings.
Yes the mountain will skip like lambs, and the rivers will run it's course, by the power of the spirit 🫶
In Ann's voice: "A King was born iiooooo" 😂
Happy birthday to me 🥂
📸:
@DrAlemz
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My lovely wife
My Gold, my wife
The one with the brightest of the brightest of smiles.
You do this new year with Jesus in you, with me behind you and our loved ones around you.
Welcome to 25 my Queen, I love you soo much ❤️
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HOLY SPIRIT IS NOT A DOVE
HOLY SPIRIT IS NOT A DOVE
HOLY SPIRIT IS NOT A DOVE
HOLY SPIRIT IS NOT A DOVE
HOLY SPIRIT IS NOT A DOVE
HOLY SPIRIT IS NOT A DOVE
HOLY SPIRIT IS NOT A DOVE
HOLY SPIRIT IS NOT A DOVE
HOLY SPIRIT IS NOT A DOVE
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Babe sent me a text on WhatsApp and somehow it didn't drop, and she goes "you're offline ke", calls me immediately and she goes "you're offline, what's wrong, you had me worried" 😭
PS: I'm never offline and I reply her within a min tops
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Prayer is a love language, you should pray for your friends more this year.
You and your friends talk frequently and in those conversations you would pick out things bothering them, they would tell you their worries.
Write them down and take it to the place of prayer.
I
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The Corinthian church seeing they have a 2nd letter from paul
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This lady in the bus was clearly looking at my chat, she was so invested you'd think we both own the phone 😂.
She was even looking stylishly.
That's how I passed the phone to her and said "oya, continue the chat"
I don't know what you're looking for looking at my chat.
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My fiancé's dad said we should do according to our pocket and we agreed guest of just 100 people.
I was shocked cos I was already playing out scenario's in my head where they want a big wedding and then we have to talk, beg and come to an agreement on a small wedding.
If you’re engaged/planning a wedding at this time, please don’t let anyone (especially older people) put you under pressure to throw the biggest and brightest wedding party, especially if they won’t fund it.
If it takes stubbornness, be stubborn. Their bragging rights don’t
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Twitter please do your thing, saw this beautiful lady with energy in church today.
Help me look for her handle please 😭
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My love,
I appreciate & cherish you so much, i do not for granted the love you have for me, never have! Never will!
I am excited about this new year and i will be here to cheer you tru each and every step.
I love you scatter, Mafo omo iya mi ❤️
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"You have an advantage in God, no matter how long you've been sleeping, you can wake up"
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POCO laid hands on me during Campfire and said specific words over me.
At Reboot camp, Bolu repeated the same exact words over me at Reboot Camp.
I had 2 camp meetings this December and I can say for a fact I did not waste my time.
I'm about to be propelled.
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You’re in a relationship but you don’t read books, running the relationship on your wisdom that’s lacking, giving people green light and when you’re confronted you say thats how you are with your friends. Read books, watch sermons on relationships, you say no….
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I've heard my pastor say once you hear a song drop in your spirit, listen to it and give it room to come alive.
Woke up hearing "Blessed be the God of David, he's teaching my hands to war and my fingers to fight"
Going to be on repeat all day
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On Apostle Femi Lazarus teaching series, I like that it's getting attention but I would love for us to actually take corrections from it and work on it, not just come online and give credits.
Each and everyone of us, you and I have things to work on, as much as you love what
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Bought Nivea roll on for 1,700 today.
1 freaking 7!!!
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My mobile hot-spot has no password, once I'm at a place with a lot of people I put it on and people connect.
Download as much as you can before I leave the place
What are your contributions to your society???
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Bab'alade n'pe mi Sara sile
O'n famimora wole
Mo ni fokanbale di o o
Daju Daju Mon yio o
Bere ati opin metalokan aye o
Onimajemumi Halle o
Mo ni fokanbale di o o
Daju Daju Mon yin o o
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I just want all of you to know that I've not sewn my cap for
#TheSpecters
tomorrow, but you will see me with the cap tomorrow 😂
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A very short story.
Reminder that i sell laptops, mobile phones and gadgets.
I have laptops within your budget (100k and above, i can work with and get you something really nice)
☎️ 08180251357 WhatsApp/call or send a DM
I’m your plus for anything Laptops, Phones and Gadgets
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Dell Latitude 5570 || Intel Core i5 6th Gen || 8GB Ram || 256GB SSD || 2.50GHz || 13" FHD || Keyboard light || ₦155,000
HP 840 g3 || 6th gen || 8gb ram || 320GB || Corei7 || Fingerprint reader || Backlit keyboard || N190,000
☎️ 08180251357 or send a DM
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Oil on my head
Speed to my feet
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My mum was helping our last born (10 years old) with his assignment and they were dragging something and then my mum says a proverb to him, and he responds with "you and all these useless Proverbs".
Immediately I looked towards his side cos I was expecting him to collect
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I'm giving away this Havit 651BT headphone with Action Noise Cancelling.
Quote and the person with no engagement on their quote wins.
Ends by 11am.
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🇺🇸Dell Latitude E7250 5thGen | 8gbram | 256gbSsd | 2.3GHZ Cori5 | Keyboard light| HDMI |
Touch - 185k
Non-touch - 175k
🇺🇸HP 1040 G2 14" Touchscreen | 5thGen | 8gbRam | 256ssd | Cori5| KeyBoardLight | HDMi | Fingerprint Scanner | 200k
☎️ 08180251357 or send a DM
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🇺🇸Dell Latitude 7390 2-in-1 X360 | 8thGen | 16gbRam | 256gbSSD | Cori7 | TOUCHSCREEN | TypeC | Keyboard light| HDMI | 265k
☎️ 08180251357
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Am i the only one that gets excited anyhow after paying tithe?? Like one adrenaline rush just goes through your body
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Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
ladies greeting each other at Reboot Camp:
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@ToyosiGodwin
put out a tweet that he needs a laptop, reached out to him and he said the person he wanted to get it for said she wants an iphone, the rest is history
Thanks for patronizing
@ToyosiGodwin
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One would think GreatmanTakit is a worship minister 😭.
Bruhhhhhhhhh
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🇺🇸HP 820 G4 | Touchscreen 13" | Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-7600U CPU 2.90Ghz | 8gbram | 256gbssd KeyboardLight | 200k
🇺🇸HP 840 G4| 8gbram | TOUCHSCREEN |256gbssd | INTEL CORE i5- 7200U CPU 2.5Ghz | Keyboard light | TypeC | 195k
🇺🇸HP 840 G3 14" Non-TOUCHSCREEN| 8GBram | 256gbSsd |
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Like I always say, even when all you have is a budget, just send a DM and we will figure something out
Nationwide delivery available
☎️ 08180251357
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I see some baby shower photoshoots and I’m always shocked.
Wife is on undies alone and you comfortably upload it, and most times I’m like how do you want your friends to look at your wife
How are you comfortable showing your wife’s nakedness like that
Lets Bring back shame 🧎♂️
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Not in Lagos?? Not a problem, nationwide delivery available
A customer in Ilorin reached out to me about getting an iPhone 11 pro 64gb, told him it was available for 290k and the rest is history
Phone was sent out that morning and got to him that evening
☎️08180251357
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There's something for me in this Yahweh Sabaoth song.
I woke up, listened to it.
I quickly went to shop to get things before preparing for Campfire and my guy in the shop was singing it, this is someone that would regularly listen to Odomodu and the likes.
Got to church for
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My baby said i should give you, say thank you to her
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🇺🇸Dell Xps 13" 7thGen X360 | 8gbRam | 256gbssd | Cori7 | Fingerprint| Keyboard light| TypeC | 300k
🇺🇸Asus Tuf Gaming | 16gbRam | 256gbSsd | AMD RYZEN 5 |2Ghz | 3gigDedicated Graphics 1060RtX| RGB Keyboard Light | 360k
☎️08180251357 (Dm or WhatsApp)
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I’m just going to allow the screenshots do all the necessary talking! The prayer at the end >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Why am i not your plug yet??
I sabi this thing, go and verify ✅
☎️ 08180251357
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Good morning! Here to remind you that I’m still in the business of selling phones, Laptops and gadgets, and i do it with excellence
Same day delivery in Lagos depending on the time you pay and your location
1-2 day delivery if you’re outside Lagos
☎️ 08180251357
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Brand new iPhone 12 128gb paid for yesterday and got delivered to Abeokuta yesterday
Buying from me is easy, all you have to do is
1. Pay for the item and wait for payment to be confirmed
2. Relax and wait while your item is being delivered to you
☎️ 08180251357
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My wife is one of the best things that happened to me after Christ.
I look at her everyday and I'm in awe of her beauty and the gift that she is to me😍
I mean this deeply even though she's the one that picked my phone and typed it 🙃✌️
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A customer was referred by her friend, she discussed with me yesterday and she came in earlier today to pick the phone
Brand new iPhone 11 128gb
Available for N320,000
☎️ 08180251357
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After giving your life to christ and planting yourself in a GOOD local church.
Personally I think all that's required of you is just give yourself to the teachings and training of your local church.
If you deep it, it's really not that much of a requirement from you.
I don't
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Alot of people have asked me the meaning of Astalavi and I know some want to ask 😂
Here's a breakdown of how the name came out.
When i was tired of my old life, I decided to do away with what could draw me back. I threw my old number away and got a new line.
I had to open
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Say "Whats", now say "App".
Now call both of them slowly together, "Whats" "App", now repeat it 4 times.
Now call them together, "WhatsApp", now call this 5 times also.
You're welcome.
Let me not hear Whatapp, wozzup, wazzap from you again 😭
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Was under Pastor Kingsley and Pastor Mildred ministeration today, and with all they blessed me with today. O peju, i should be married 17 Dec
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Gaming consoles ✅
Windows laptop ✅
Apple laptop ✅
Samsungs,Google pixels,iPhones ✅
Phone swaps ✅
Apple iwatch and airpods ✅
Nationwide delivery ✅
Walk in purchase ✅
All these we offer and even more!
☎️ 08180251357 (Calls/Whatsapp)
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Gaming Laptops
Dell XPS 9560 | core i7-7700HQ | 16gb ram | 512gb SSD |Nvidia GTX 1050 4gb | 4k touchscreen | 480k
Acer Nitro 5 | Core i5 | 10th gen | 8gb ram | 256gb SSD | Nvidia GTX 1650 4gb | 15 inches | 460k
Nationwide delivery available
☎️ 08180251357
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Feb dump, Gadget edition 🏌️♂️✅
DMs is always open, feel free to slide in and make enquiries
☎️ 08180251357
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I really like my in laws to be 😂.
Her dad has puns, that's where she got her own pun game from.
Her mum loves me too, she gives me 3 pieces of meat 😂
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Lmaooooo 😂
I remembered this time I followed my guy to cover wedding.
I dunno what happened but the camera died.
Baba started using phone to record videos 😂
When the bride was dancing in, she saw it and said "is this a skit" 😂🤣
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How to confirm that the iPhone you're about to buy is a FACTORY UNLOCKED iPhone.
You don't want to swap your phone years or months later and realise you were given a WORLDWIDE UNLOCKED iPhone.
PS: kindly ask the vendor if you can format the phone before formatting, if he says
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He saw my tweet, reached out to make some enquiries and made payments after I answered all his question.
Sent his item out to Osogbo the same day and it got to Osogbo the same day but he picked it up next minting, Swift and prompt delivery is what I offer.
🚚 Nationwide
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Thank you everyone for the wishes and congratulatulatory messages, I and my Wife see it and we appreciate each and everyone of you.
Ti yin na Ade o ❤️
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I’m still your plug on quality phones, laptops and accessories
You need a phone, laptop and youre working with a budget? Send that Dm and lets work something out
☎️ 08180251357 (Calls/Whatsapp)
Feel free to Dm and make any enquiries you want
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1. Onisegun nla wa nihin,
Jesu abanidaro;
Oro Re mu ni l‘ara da,
A gbo ohun ti Jesu.
Iro didun l‘orin Seraf‘,
Oruko didun li ahon;
Orin to dun julo ni:
Jesu, Jesu, Jesu
2. A fi gbogb‘ ese re ji o,
A gbo ohun ti Jesu.
Rin lo s‘orun l‘alafia
Si ba
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Wanted to buy a shirt, it had “1899” inscribed on it
I didnt know when i brought out my phone, opened google and typed “1899” to see what it is about 😭
Pastey you do this one sir
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Before you use that 3 million to buy the 16 pro max.
I have a solution for you.
Take out 1.7Million use it to buy the 15pro max, then use the 1.3Milion to buy land somewhere.
How's that??
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My sister asked me to bring type C cord for her that her own spoilt, no wahala.
Got to Unilag and told madam to come and meet me, she said i should bring it to her hostel
Last borns <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Some of you, your laptop will charge to 100% and instead of you to remove the charger, you will leave it plugged in like that for hours.
You're expecting it to charge to 200%??
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