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I live by this.
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In Kenya, it's called the government
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"Na nilikua nimewawuon"😂
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KPLC look at what you have done😡😡
Huku stima zimepotea wacha niende ninunue yoghurt nikunywe
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They got my nigga Groot😭
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Hua unanishangaza sana wewe bikizee. No shops around where you live?
Hangover is limaing me a good one, I wanted to order a soda on Uber Eats alafu naona ni punch 😂😂😂
Like be for real 😂
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Gachagua has a burner account?😭
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Every damn time I see your tweets
For as long as Boniface Mwangi is leading
#RejectFinaceBill2024
Tuesday demos we all know how it will end and who will benefit, he is capitalising on your anger to get money from his funders.
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Might fuck around and go back to church, hii mwaka inaenda mrama mbaya 😭
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It will be so iconic when Kenyans hang a toppled president in Nairobi CBD on a random afternoon just to send a message to the future ones and the entire political class. I will be there no matter what!
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Tafuta bibi ukue unammiss, wacha kukaa hapa unashinda ukimiss mapinji you attention starved ass nigga
I miss my bro Ihab Kariuki Salim. Mseme kitu mtasema hio ni yenu
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Wacha tu. Kumbe ni mlafi waah
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Gabzy aliona hamkui emotional akiperform akaambia handlers wafungulie teargas
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Garbatula is a real place? I thought it was a fictional place from that story book "The Ghost of Garbatula"😭😭💀
Bro- this was shot by my dad yesterday somewhere in garbatulla
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When she calls you "Vaava" instead of dzaddy>>>
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Wdym you guys were not in primary school in 2013?
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If I was to get money illegally internet would be my biggest enemy
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Lakini kusema Lily Wanjie ni baddie is such an atrocious thing to do.
VIP escort jobs with his family’s Prado’s made this nigha think he owes half of Nairobi. All the baddies
@lavenderikamar
@kenyansaram
@lilywanjiee
& the fat bitch who works at nrg you gonna speak or not ?
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Istg nimeona kichwa ya mbwa😭
Fried onion rings and roasted chicken for breakfast, money is good 😊☺️
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That period immediately you finish 4th year where nothing makes sense and you are one life event away from running mad<<<
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18k is good money and I'll never belittle that buana. People work hard for that
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Simon King'ara - MP Ruiru is now a person of interest.
#RutoMustGo
Land Act of 2012 is being amended to tax freehold land. This is worse than it sounds
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The sexiest Kikuyu ladies names are Waithera, Wairimu and Nyambura.
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Me at 44 when I wake up and find my mum has not prepared breakfast
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@Rozay_kamau
Alienda kupropose karibu na lake ndio akikataa amtupe kwa maji😭 this ain't a creative man, this is a murderer💀
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A 56 year old me at the dinner table
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"Hii Nairobi ukichunguza vizuri utapata wewe tu ndio unafanya kazi ngumu" - Anonymous
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Wee enda uoge, acha mchezo
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Can't say much about you either
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35 year old me when my dad starts talking about how he had his own house at 22
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He recreated this😭
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The debate about men sleeping at their in-laws is estimated to begin around 23rd December
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@JustinTenai
There are very many red flags in this chat. Anyways let her go to that "just a polite one" "girls night out"😂😂
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@Kimuzi_
It is now. I have even enrolled for Fuliza. If anyone ako na kazi please help a brother out
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Mark na Shantelle wasione hii
May you have a great week ahead.✊🏾❤️
Let's wake and try to seize the day.❤️❤️
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Kumbe hukuangi dem? Shaaa!
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Is it a must that the first lady must be the wife of the president, or we can have Margaret Kenyatta back?
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The G in Gabzy stands for good performance. He delivered
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Seems like nobody said it
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Uhuru Kenyatta has been doing this and y'all have been praising him much. This fear mongering is just appalling
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@X_Official__
This thing is actually not more than 200 but hell naah, the Uber eats one is better😭
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Mnaita Wakadinali band? Watoto wa posh middle class families mtatuua jameni
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Ama nifungue club yangu niite 1738 alafu ikue ya cool kids pekee yao? Hmmm...
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Enyewe to be honest what was Uhuru Kenyatta doing with this country? Because the things we are hearing and seeing are just distasteful. We should go after that guy, hafai kusamehewa
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I just hope international brands will notice her in some days to come
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Times were good when Rose Muhando used to address Satan directly
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@beth_kasinga
These guys were fed the deep state narrative and they swallowed it hook and bait😂
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I thought we said we was gonna wrap these damn questions on December 31st
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After Abdi Guliye's affidavit, I now understand why Inspector General Hillary Mutyambai had to take a 'sick leave', and why Noor Gabow has to take charge
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@JemGurru
@ItsJeffreyJeff
In short unasema you can't argue with a dreadlocked kabi wa Jesus? Rodger that
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You are not sure of what?
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By the way if he doesn't win this, the theory about Jaramogi's curse will hold
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Dem hakupendi atasema venye ulimpeleka a boring movie date aumwe na mbu
Anyway, this whole story of dates, mna weza wa peleka tu Enkikombe.. an outdoor movie night plus road trip.. you can’t go wrong with that..romantic nini nini🤭🙃
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I can hear Cardi B shouting "CORONA VIRUS!" somewhere in the back
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Twitter relationships after couples let us know their business
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"Nikurob pls🥹🥹🥹"
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Ogopa wanaume wako so loud on treating women right. They be doing the most opposite things to what they preach
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Hapa huwezi skia wakiwika tribalism
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Naskia umepata Bazokizo kwa list😭😭
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Kusota ndio unaita baddie stuff?
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So madem wasipige sherehe juu kuna wanaume rapists? Wewe ni rape sympathizer buda
Lakini as much as uyo Adriana wanjiku alikua raped na we cannot side with the rapist,dem angekua hapendi sherehe hii vitu haingefanyika,rapists will always be there,ukipenda maisha ya usiku na kamnywesi ya bure lazima upitie hii vitu,its on you as a woman kujiprotect.
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