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Crazy how I make the bombest sourdough
I haven't bought yeast in months 🤌🏾🤌🏾
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We were really exchanging ties at highschool funkies, huh? Then you gon open your mouth and lie that you're not a real lover. A yearner. Liars, the lot of you!
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Me 🤝 randomly reminding my man that I love exams (in kiswahili).
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I was tryna take the back of this jav to show to sb and the kange saw me and excitedly asked that I take more with his face in them, and I happen to like him so, here you go.
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My friend
@littluanxieties
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@ledrew_
have been arrested. Please amplify until they're released
#RutoMustGo
#NaneNaneMarch
#freeNgitoMakena
#freeDrew
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Say less
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Kabogo blew his hairline off that one time he torched that heap of illicit alcohol when he was Kiambu governor
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From the archives. Sure did enjoy this shoot I'm waaay past due for a new one fr
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Handkerchief*
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If I was this funny and not getting laid I'd be very suicidal man
That's why Kikuyu men of yore used to write their P.O Box on the side of their shevroret pickup. Waithera ukinitaka andika barua.
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I've soft blocked everyone I was following who hasn't raised a single voice to
#rejectfinancebill2024
Kwani mnaona sisi ndio hatuna kazi, nini? Be so fr
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If you need house plants, she's your plug!
It would be a nice way to support her too, she's recently gone through a tragic event that's drained her financially, mentally, and otherwise.
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I'm selling ducks, chicken & turkey.
Lemme know if you are interested I'll be in Nairobi on Monday
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It’s sad that highschool girl who was drunk went viral because guess what? If my highschool memories serve me right she straight up getting expelled for tarnishing the “school image”
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I still have all the letters written to me back then plus any note anyone's ever written me, esp. in my adult life. I love hand-written notes.
Ive lied to you that I love(d) you if I've never made you a cup of coffee, bread, or written you a note saying whatever nonsense
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Probably one of the things I love about adulthood is, there's always better sex to be had
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Look at this tl and tell me you still think dating people you met on here is crazy bc wouldn't you hate yourself if you met sb in the real world and then find their twitter a week later and see how proud to be dense they are? Like you probably could've avoided that. Idk man
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Y'all not real sexers is the problem, sowie.
You can tell a lot about a prospect from listening to how they talk about sex, which we should all be doing first and extensively—talking about sex
We need less mediocre stories and more good ones. Sex is a SERIOUS affair
sex is ridiculous. he is literally just poking himself in and out of you, making some stupid face, until some goo comes out. and if he's wearing protection the goo goes into a little plastic bag, and then he has to go dispose of the goo bag. it's not a serious endeavor. grow up.
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Damn right they do!
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I owe a lot of my good health to taking long walks/ trying to walk everywhere if I can & exposing myself to cold esp. late nights & early mornings.
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This year, I created formulations for different types of soap. I even made a hot process soap—a method I hadn't used in 6-8 years since first learning the craft.
I made so much soap, I gifted friends & family and was left with these for self
Next frontier: aesthetics!
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Ladies, I swear the
#60secondrule
by
@LaBeautyologist
will change your face(skin) forever. Wheeeeew 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
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Unlike women, A guy would take a cheese grater to his tongue before ever admitting he screwed up.There's no Fucken way we'll EVER be equals.
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Hello everyone
This is Wazibro's sister
Wazibro is in poor health and has been in bed all day
Unfortunately, Wazibro was born with extreme levels of kindness and empathy. Seeing hatred online has made her physically ill.
In order to heal her - please compliment her below👇
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Hapa unajianika kama lizard under the sun any time of day.
From the couch to nature. Can’t think of anything better.
One of the most risky proposals we’ve ever put forward for a residential; we insisted on the inclusion of an indoor garden, open to sky right at the center of the house, to breathe life into the all the concrete around.
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A bar from all 6 formulations I've made this year and the last!
ive been saving a bar from every series of bath soaps ive made so i can always have a sample from each batch to go making revisions, adjustments etc and for sth i dont do for money, i am OVERLY impressed.
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Another Friday I'm not in the streets of Nairobi being grabbed like public land by my person who isn't my person
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@brianmutinda_
The comment below from ooyf has made her disable comments and we want to find Maiko wa kichinjio 😭😭😭
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We're tired of watching those kids' videos guessing how many hundreds of thousands they spent at a dinner with friends at a restaurant in Nairobi on TikTok
#rejectfinancebill2024
we refuse to fund politicians' children's education abroad while our children endure poor quality public schools.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Can’t wait to date a stand up comedian so I can laugh along with the people at the table saying “I shared that with them in confidence,” as they regale the audience with our bedroom jokes that we drafted and went over the previous night.
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Other than Flea’s naked ass, what I remember most about Woodstock ‘99 is Limp Bizkit’s Wes Borland’s maquillage & this particular shot 🔥
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SPOILERS WARNING]
Just concluded the masterpiece of a show that is Beef(2023), and the emotional catharsis i felt after that ending, made me pen this down.
A well-paced, riveting show with a satisfying resolution! Lovely dialogues, great acting, realistic sex scenes. 5 stars!
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Like forget the Obs from eastlando and githurai. Nakuru Obs are the absolute worst.
Event organisers pia saa zingine hawawezi joh. Jana kulikuwa na ile event ya flow na Chrome huku Nakuru. Entrance ilikuwa 250 bob alafu unapewa chrome quarter. Expected artists walikuwa Boondocks, Ethic, Sailors, Pozze na Juacali. Event ilishika for the first 2 hrs. Boondocks.
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Since I started making a conscious effort to kill the part of me that cringes, the things that keep me up at night are only about making money
Cringe is here to stay baby, why should I fight moments where I was myself — moments where I was happy?
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Omg we had sth similar happen at ours bc they found a fetus in the toilets.
We had to queue class by class to get our nipples squeezed till they found one that could squirt milk
@ms_mukundi
@christi64111177
let me not get started on how they forcefully inserted their fingers into our vaginas in a bid to try and hunt down that teen mom. This was done by the nurse and school mid wife under the supervision of the same demonic teacher.
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Ain't no way you thought this was it
@Kiasangria93
@ChefWay__
Don't forget to pull these tweets up while y'all go looking for something to be mad at.
If you don't understand the difference between obvious joke tweets and what Waymo was doing, that's not my problem. And I really don't care change your mind.
Have fun!
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Selling improved Kienyeji chicken. Prices range from 800-1000 depending on weight. The live weight ranges from 2.5kgs which is retailing at 800 to 4kgs retailing at 1k. Location is Nairobi. Dm if interested.
#ikokazike
#KOT
#ikokazi
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This!
You can't learn everything there is to know about yourself from, well, yourself.
Having friends or romantic partners around you is better bc they see your blind spots
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When I clock that you're tryna make me your fan but still want to be able to get to call me your 'friend,' I show myself the door real quick
I'm very intentional & keen about putting myself in places/spaces where I'm wanted
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Woke up hornier than a toad with a moustache, alhamdulillah the weekend is almost here
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Hakuna venye wangeeka Octoberfest ingine na bado
@maxy_mwaura
hajapata iPhone ingine ya kupea magondi.
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