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Chelsea || #FootballKE || Leftie || Bsc. Industrial Chemistry || Let Love Lead the Way|| 2 time #KOT5ASIDE Champion|| Owner FC Weusi|| FC UBUNTU 🟢
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Mzazi akikuja kwako you have to lower the price of your house assets or tell an outright lie😂😂😂,"Hii 43 inch ulinunua na ngapi?" "Hii nilishinda pale job as the employee of the year".Wow..
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During my broque days at a family meeting,kuna cuzo alipoteza ka doggy kake buana.Niliwekelewa including them checking my call log n whatsapp chats wakidhani nmeuza hio mbwa. Dark days bro. Poverty haina dignity
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Nikikupea thru pass ya kazi usichome,you have my reputation at stake
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Hio story ya No player is bigger than the club imepeleka teams nyingi relegation juu ya kiburi ya coach.
Some players are actually bigger than the club
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Hii forehead ni ya kumpiga mabusu ukimuambia mauongo 52 per minute
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Luo men are not romantic,they're simps and women love milking them dry
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My mama fua of 2yrs ago alienda Saudi Arabia amerudi ka amegonga mlango na ,"oya madevu vipiii,hujahama?"😅😅😅😅😅😅
Nmecheka sana
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Kuna boys anasema ukieza make a handsome amount of money instant,first thing unyonge,ndio akili ikue far away from thotty thoughts😂😂
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Commoners ignoring Thiago Silva and throwing all their moneys on unproven De Ligt and injury prone Lisandro Martinez.
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Wanataka Mbappe while offering Amad Diallo wages na they are a Wrexham tier team with no shirt sponsors and meagre Tv rights money
Madem hua na zero scouting skills, wanatakanga kusign galacticos kama Perez.
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Cliff Ombeta sahii atafutane na Didmus Baraza wapange vile watasaidiana. Ombeta serves a living God
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You can smash a babe while standing,but you can not do the same while singing loudly.
Buy a home theatre!
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Nani ako na guts za kukua na Channel ya Good news Only?Like people tune in at 7pm to watch how a Teacher in Baribgo is reforming bandits,how a Midwife in Garissa is fighting FGM,how a Madrasa Ustadh in Mvita is rescuing youths who want to join Al Shabaab.Vitu ka izo
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Me niko where I am because of female friends,one paid my whole 4.5yr campus fees,and one gave me a through pass to a life changing job opportunity.
Just make friends with people you won't try to want to eat each other
Men, avoid or minimize female friends. They bring nothing, and I mean nothing to the table.
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Tukiachana unafaa you delete those stupid tiktoks you made in my house
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Chongeshea yeye kifunguo,na you tell the local shopkeeper and mama mboga that she can take anything under your name,alafu unampea ruhusa ya kuanika her thongs openly on your clothline
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My dad quit his job juu walimuekelea ameiba kitu.
After investigations he was found innocent.
Mans akaitwa arudi jobbo kiburi ikamfanya akakataa.
Umaskini ilitucain gadaamnit!
My big man once quit a well paying job juu ya ego eti hapendi kuwa commanded around. A few years later, his son did the same. Hii sii trait poa.
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Huyu mzee nkama alikula pesa ya matanga in his youthful days.Hasaidiki
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Bad marriages get a lot of PR.
Huku ground watu wameoana wanapendana and raising healthy kids.
Let us stop amplifying bad marriage stories and looking upto celebs on IG
Sijui but I think we seriously need help as a generation, mostly on relationships, marriage, 😭 because WUEH 💔 kwani what's the criteria used for successful relationships and marriages 🥲
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Sad nigga hours proudly sponsored na my ex sending a pic with my shirt but with a full grown utambi wa mimba.
Yikes,dip me in mercury and let me die
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A city based millet winnower has this morning cancelled Trio Mio for allegedly having a bad voice and weak bars.Trio Mio's fortunes are expected to dwindle astronomically after the less than 500 followers music gatekeeper withdrew his immense support. Over to you Larry
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I got two brothers to take to campus,and can only take one! Being a first born is tough!
I deferred them for one year to get my shit together but nkama my shit imekua ya mbuzi. It has not gotten together.
Now choosing who stays at home and who joins is the real headache.
🥲
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Told this one I want her and now every evening they are asking for pesa ya nyama tokens wah.
Such a turn off
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Here comes Mama Lucy Hospital Senior birth attendant
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Ya kuekea films,but it was our grandmothers' modern equivalent of city girl's vape.
Kuseti tumbaku 😇
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As a man,Personality yako ikirevolve around misery and suffering tunaku cut off.
Find your solutions or go to therapy.
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My pal works in those posh saloons in Nyali n is a masseuse
She's just told me she secretly bought land that she will develop in 2024.
I Mashallah'd n fake Alhamdullilahi'd it but deep down knowing what she discloses to me,wanted to pull up with that,"Sisi si Wajinga"
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Wakadinali are great,but they need to be kidogo sober in shows and interviews.
Somebody tell them,half the time they come in drunk or high as shit
What KENYAN music opinion will have you in this position?🥴👀
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Mschana wa ushago amelelewa kukamua Cows ukamfunza concept ya handjobs unaeza bambika sana😅😅
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I had run away from home to start life as a street urchin kule Pirates Beach,until I saw a looming disaster unfolding.Nilikua nmepiga 10 days.
Nkajirudisha home mwenyewe only for the local pastor to take credit for his visions and prayers😅😅😅
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The player is said to have angered the fanbase after tweets surfaced online of her swearing that she plays for teams solely for money,no passion.
Staunch fans were seen burning the jersey of the new signing calling her a "disgrace"!
Ati fan base ilikataa upige hio signing, mko na upuzi sana. 😂
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"Yani huezi ninunulia"
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Kilifi nayo taking women on dates iko na low Returns on Investment,We take the same 8 women on the same 6 joints,You cant even surprise babes anymore
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Hey unemployed Over 28 yr old graduates,Ukaambiwa ukue Chief wa Your rural village unaeza kubali?
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Tukipiga campus politics nishawahi kukua hired to scare this man.
Nilimtoa mbio kwa chuom akaangusha sukuma wiki,tomato na other comrade friendly vegetables na akaacha his rusty bicycle apo.
After things cooled down we became friends.
Good old days😅😅😅
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If you grew up around alcoholic relatives,ni ngumu you indulge in that liquor haphazardly
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Raha ya mwanaume ni financial freedom.
Being able to pay your bills,fimance your lifestyle bila kuincur debts is a blessing.
It is actually the first step to having good mental health.
May y'all kings' cups overflow.
Hii December kila kitu nmeshika kimegeuka Gold
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Huku Coast hii ni a very common occurrence.
Alafu cha kusikitisha ni kua the young girl reaches 20 and then start sharing the same men na her mum who pimps her at times.
Sick sick world
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@mainneli_
Hii kitu ni scripted
The average military mind is not built like that fella.
Plus the footage is so clear,no hands shaking,
A mjeshi mwenye amedinyiwa would act wilder than that.
Then how does the guy access his home na combat,I thought wanavalia kambini,unless ye ni officer
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@LolitaLolu
I said you have smooth skin all the 52 weeks of the year,especially your forehead
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Wasichana wa Dating sites hua wanataka kukua your friends while enjoying fun activities like trying restaurants,backpacking,road trips or going to the cinema on your budget.
A very funny arrangement for a man in terms of ROI.
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I wish people protected kids,esp from this app
I wish yall would talk about children like they are special rather than some inconvenience
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Huku Kilifi night life I meet sexy women,kidogo kidogo they tell a fat lie vile they are Unii students at Pwani University doing sijui Medicine.(they lie about being students,so u let ur guard down)
Oyaa Bonareri,I was there for 5yrs and such a course doesn't exist,wacha ukora
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Mkifika ya kubalance mtungi ya gas mseme
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Maisha imekua ngumu,vitu kama Tea bags, serviettes,scouring powder na Air freshner tumetoa kwa budget.
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My bros are joining Unii on Monday because of you kind souls
How has Twitter helped you since you joined apart from banter and news?
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Kuvaa Earphones near a Road is A Huge huge mistake.
Ukiwa near roads senses zako zote znaeza kuokolea,be vigilant and alert
Roadside traders and pedestrians in Banana, Kiambaa narrowly escaped death when a Matatu lost control. It's a miracle!
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@TattoosInKenya
Unatry kulamba githambuth unameza chuma inakukata alimentary canal unaenda kwa baba🧐🧐🧐
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I am curious about experiencing a white girl romantically
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Unaeza tu meet a higher up akushike mkono na in a year networth yako ikue a few millions maze.
May we might destiny connectors in 2023
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Ukiwa mtoi you usually think your father is a devil and your mom is a saint,then you become a man and understand what that old man was going thru.
Wishing all misunderatood fathers grace
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@AntohLibra
bro mimi few yrs ago i was on the verge of joining forces tu,bahati ilikataa,bills hazitambui ati ulikua na A ama unaelewa Calculus kushinda kila mtu kwa Constituency yako
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*enters a Strip club,pays Ksh.500
Tusker Cider 1000,Whitecap 1200
Me:
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Hope WSR's gova doesnt Sleep on POSTA,revive that parastatals and it shall make a killing on delivery business,courier services and everything in between.Just put in brains and a transition between the analogue lads to vibrant digitized minds
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Attached herein is the Calling letters and Fees structures of the my brothers Dawson Musita and Lynx Musita
I live near Pwani university,hence accommodation and food will be upon me.
These calling letters were for last year 2022,but I had them deferred..(cont)
I got two brothers to take to campus,and can only take one! Being a first born is tough!
I deferred them for one year to get my shit together but nkama my shit imekua ya mbuzi. It has not gotten together.
Now choosing who stays at home and who joins is the real headache.
🥲
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Nmefungua roho kwa mwanamke,
I feel like setting my head on fire.
Siet
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It is your duty as a man to make sure you put on a condom,most of these girls are not scared of raw sex
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@AishaWanjiku_
1. Pesa haiko kwa mkono yako sio yako,usipangie
2. Mobile Loans ni Cancer
3. Avoid Saviour Syndrome,uskue na urge ya kuokolea watu all the times.
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@Cityboyyyyyy
@Osama_otero
I do not know who needs to hear this,go for the best things in this world.
Do not settle for mediocrity.
Id rather have top tier women or none.
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@Lakwetab
@Brianmbunde
Boss nmesimamishwa kwa Weighbridge ya Mariakani,nikawapea ile 32k ulisema ni ya matumizi ndogo
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@TeyaKevin
@BeestAthletic
I nominate Ubuntu FC from Mkoroshoni,Kilifi County, Regional League North Coast.
The team is sponsorless and from a marginalised community,whose role is helping boys stay away from drugs and substance abuse.
We shall appreciate big time
#FootballKE
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Mluhya na Msapere mkiget mkid mnamuita tu Cikukoti.
Both set of ancestors become happy
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Was Rewatching Nairobi Half Life and there's this character who resembles Fundi
@Osama_otero
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And they say by 21, I was supposed to die
So I'm out here celebrating my post-demise.
More Life to Me.
Here's to 29😎
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Nshawaicut off mschana mtundu because one time this girl got comfortable and confessed she smokes weed,nkamchuja off my roster.
My office does not entertain indulgence in narcotics
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Mungu wa Waschana Waliopotoka Maadili,tunakuja mbele zako kukupea sifa lukuki,manake ingekua wale wokofu,hatungeamkia greatness kama hii.
Uhimidiwe Baba🤗🤗
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@_CrazyNairobian
depends na quantity ya ice na quantity ya hot water,using the equation m1c θ 1+m2c θ2= (m1+m2)c θ3,where the θ represents temp of hot water,ice and the mixture representing melted ice n cooled water. The formula is for calculating the enthalpy change
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Mapenzi husuffer the same 3 issues for most young people
1. Financial hiccups
2. Communication setbacks
3. Intimacy;lack of it,bad quality,one sided all that
Mapenzi hukaa rahisi mkianza kudate juu you take things easy and simple
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Hahaaa ukitaka KuCancel Wakadinali😂😂😂😂Hatukulazmisha you woke people to listen to our music. Here we sing about guns,gangs,violence,drugs and everything in a gangsta way. Ka unataka mziki ya coporate enda uskize Wengine
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@PiocheBrio
Niko 27,We might start trying at 33,only if and if multiple streams of income are secured
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Me ukitrash Masomo tunaeza kosana sana.
Education to men is what marriage is to women.
Through Education,if you get your basics correct and a combination of opportunities and a little luck(Mathew's Law),you have a tool to help you scale from one social class to another!
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"Mum,mtu asiwahi kukuambia kitu umentoa mbaliii,wakumbuka?"😅😅😅😅
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@YouLoveLeona
Khwakhola shina mTwitter mno,vuli nyanga agenda agenda,huchonyere atseeee😮💨😮💨😮💨
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@Shirley_Sein
mwenye doggy alikua ananicall some random nights akinitishia vile Saf wamempea all the locations i visited after the dog got lost and there was a mysterious man i was talking to. Baana kuniingiza baridi na ata i was innocent
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