The Killer Cowboy©️
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Eat meat, Drink milk, Wear fur, Grab your saddle horn, Dock your dogs, Be yourself, & Love God.
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Man, I wish y’all cared about the kids in foster care as much as you care about the those cell clumps.
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High headed cattle and hot headed women keep life interesting
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I gave up dipping to avoid cheek and gum cancer, I gave up smoking to avoid lung cancer, but you are fucked up if you think I’m giving up eating pussy….
A life without living is simply death without dying.
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This is why intro to agriculture needs to be a required course…
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Your lane? None of my business.
My lane? None of your business.
It’s literally that simple.
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���Dude you never snap me back!”
Dude, I hate Snapchat. You want to talk, call me. Thanks.
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In a perfect world I would raise some nice cowhorses, run a small herd of cows, have some kickass dogs and be left the fuck alone.
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If you kid comes up to my dog and does this type of shit, I’m pushing him over and I’m not sorry about it.
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This shit is unacceptable. The fact that the majority of this is being done by FELLOW ranchers is disgusting. This should enrage every farmer and rancher that sees this.
Black family, farmers in Colorado. I’ve been terrorized by the white majority. And the media is ignoring the stories, this is not the first time in 100 years ago they were doing it. Run them out of town so they can take the land .
#BlackTwitter
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Some of you “Christians” don’t love thy neighbor very well I see…
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You’re a grown adult and don’t carry a pen and pocket knife on you at all times?
Hmmmm, interesting…
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*an altercation starts at a bar*
*guy kicks his boots off*
“I’ll take these off so the EMT doesn’t have to pull them out of your ass here in a minute”
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If you loved your dogs so much you would either spend the time to train them to keep them out of trouble or keep them on a leash.
I don’t want to shoot someone’s pet, but once they start chasing/harassing/attacking livestock, that is no longer a pet, it’s a coyote.
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Your grey is not a blue roan and your dun is not a buckskin.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
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It would appear to me that these gas prices are more hurtful than Trump’s tweets…
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Why must cattle always break shit right when you’re trying to leave…
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Why have I never thought about having a side steak?! I’ve been living my life wrong for 24 years…
Main steak, side steak, potato, corn bread muffin, sautéed mushrooms and onions. By god, i think i died and went to heaven.
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Hey Siri, set a reminder for me to go fuck myself later
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That’s clearly cowboy skittles but it’s fine
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Worst part about quarter horses?
The association…
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Just because they are friendly, doesn’t mean they are your friend
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Drunk people are literally so annoying when you aren’t drunk
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Living rent free in that cuntass head of yours🥰🥰
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I love seeing people talk gobs of shit on the riding skills of the best of the best every December….from the couch…at their parents house…in Stephenville…..
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This is why I see your loose dog as a coyote and will treat it as such
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Having an attractive s/o ain’t for the faint of heart😂
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…around to buy one that was already on record in Colorado, so I spent several months getting rejection after rejection until we finally got one accepted. Got it notarized yesterday and hopefully will be getting our cards soon. The Lazy E arrow, also known as the flying blotch😂
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I’m the prick that’ll call your company if you cut me off in the company car while I’m hauling horses
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Imagine this..it’s 1976…you want to breed your mare…you call the stud owner, he tells you to bring your mare by. You drive to his ranch, you turn the mare out to pasture and you come back and pick up a presumably pregnant mare later that summer.
What a time to be alive…
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Is your tail up because you are getting ready to have a calf or are you just taking a poop?
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That’s pretty punchy…
Treating your own wedding as some sort of influencer social media event is brain dead activity
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Become ungovernable
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It’s hard for me to understand the lack of general common sense when it comes to livestock with some people….make agricultural classes mandatory
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I wish I owned her…
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It must be nice to be ranching on a place that was paid off before your dad was off your grandma’s tit with a brand that’s been in your family for multiple generations😂
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Game and Fish: “We don’t want hunting to become a rich man’s sport”
Also Game and Fish: “Yeah, to just apply for tags that’s gonna cost you $3750 and your left nut”
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No one moves our shit so that helps
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Man, she don’t want your fancy broke gelding
She wants a kill pen project
That’s also why she keeps getting her heart broke by “men she can fix”
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Drive around all fall with the rifle in the truck, see zero coyotes.
Takes rifle out of the truck and first day see three coyotes.
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Family friend had a scare this morning. Ladies, please take a course and carry a firearm.
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Y’all gotta chill with the porn on my TL
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First Baxter Black and now Buster Welch? Fuck this week
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-Going Sober and celibate
-Graduating college
-Getting a new pickup
-Writing multiple articles for a hunting magazine/growing my outdoor career
-Stepping it up with the Livestock business
-Starting up multiple new businesses that’ll drop in a few months🤞🏼
BRAG ABOUT SOMETHING YOU’RE PROUD OF ACCOMPLISHING IN 2023 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
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Going to talk to a guy about leasing a small pasture on the river bottom so I can at least keep a handful of the cows. Send me prayers and positive thoughts please
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More like a Bronc a day keeps the doc well paid…
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What “era”? Cowboying is a modern day, as in 2023, reality. A reality that keeps food on the plates of people around the world. Kick rocks
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A bunch of legal adults absolutely obliterating some poor teenage gal on Twitter for being ignorant…
The world is healing
When you win a $10 check in the 5D Open on your killpen donkey so you group yourself with the most elite barrel racers in the country
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I really need to work on my relationship with God and my faith in Him and His plan for me.
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In my best Sam Elliot voice : “Show me the tit on a roach!”
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I say shit’ll buff a lot for someone that deals with a lot of shit that doesn’t buff…
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Stick your hand down your pants and take a sniff, you look like you surely have bigger fish to fry
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I am struggling to stay positive…just trying to build something of my own and outside forces are preventing that from getting done. Shit is disheartening
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If I bought a horse trained with clickers and treats I’d probably wear a helmet too…
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Four way stops are not this hard people, for fuck’s sake
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Separation of church and state works really well when it comes to getting out of taxes, but outside that, not so much 😂
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Who remembers when horse Twitter was hot and bothered about loading a horse in the trailer all tacked up?
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A foal is OUT OF the mare and BY the stud.
It’s BRED, not bread.
Your GREY buckskin is still a grey.
Demeanor is just as important as confirmation.
Quit bitching about the price of a well-bred, well-built prospect and just raise your own since it’s so much cHeApEr.
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