Blake Albers 🥩
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Cattle & Beef. Cutting steaks. Hubs to Britt, Dad to Herbert Thomas & Ainsley Ann. I like airplanes. #Carnivore 🥩
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Check out our video with Bob Feller, Tom Feller and Alan Feller! Evening of December 13th 2023.
Shameless plug, If you want to see more stuff like this buy some $8 hamburger here ---- > 😎🍔
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Pregnancy hormone level - code red.
Wife just cried because our son is going to grow up so fast.
Son update- still not born.
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Joe Rogan trying to understand how hybrid corn works is interesting. Guy has had thousands of interviews with interesting people. Yet basic farming topics are completely foreign,
Reminds me that basically nobody knows wtf this lil world us ag folk are living in is all about.
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@HockeyBalboa
@robbystarbuck
@kylenabecker
@AmericanAir
Looks like I got some points to burn and a credit card to cut up
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I’ve watched 37 seconds of Letterkenny, and I know two things.
This is hilarious, and my wife is going to hate every second of it.
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Drunk driver took out the guard rail going into one of the local creeks. Paper says damage to the guard rail was in excess of $30,000.
In other news I’m submitting for a government contract to replace 30 feet of guard rail for $27,500.
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Ainsley Ann Albers
Joined the party @ 12:29 PM today 9/27
7 lbs 2 oz
21.25 inches long
Mom and baby are doing great!
I couldn’t be more proud of this woman and our little baby girl. They knocked it out of the park!
Herb didn’t fall in love as quickly 😂
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Don’t just post pictures of your family “ThIS IsNt FaKEBOook”
Yah well you all ruined ag twitter when we started calling everyone bad operators and market opinions that aren’t bearish as fuck ruinous gamblers.
So here’s my new family, I love them.
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Crust on the outside 129 on the inside. This how we do.
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Ladies and gents, I submit that this is the most real American.
Ripping a banquet beer & Cig
Blaring Amarillo by morning
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Buying fake internet money and praying Elon Musk tweets out a photo of a cartoon dog on a rocket to the moon has a better chance at making you money than buying cattle futures.
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Joe Rogan suggested the cattleman spread the manure back on the field.
Will Harris “there is some of that done”
That seems a bit disingenuous when that’s just how it’s done. Like 100% of the time
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We moved to Norfolk ❗️
We found a home 3 minutes from Britt’s work and 8 minutes from our future processing plant. It was a difficult decision, we loved our home in Wisner…but the next 5-10 years for us are going to be the season of building. We needed to make some changes
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I used to think my wife would make an excellent pilot and that she should get her license….after 6 years together I have seen how many times she has ran something out of gas.
I no longer think she should be a pilot
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Nebraska, it’s not for everyone...but it’s a nice place to be during the civil war.
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Corona has people falling back in love with patios, cooking/grilling, boating, home improvement....that’s not all bad.
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The less news I consume the better my outlook on life gets.
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I still am in disbelief that only 75 years removed from a world war that cost millions upon millions of lives we are eager and actively trying to give up our freedoms and/ or burn this country down so the opposite political team can win.
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Regardless of your opinion of how checkoff funds should be spent, in honor of the
@SBakerMD
follow… I submit my carnivore experience.
Down 50 lbs from high to low.
This is why I believe in it, not because I like to sell meat.
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32 years old, extremely well familiarized with the male and female icons for restrooms.
Still relieved when I walk in and see a urinal to confirm.
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Check out Episode 2 of “The Butcher in a Blazer” where we review a few steaks, talk business, cattle & life.
The Albers Family is a 5th generation row crop & cattle operation, Lot 279 & Albers Beef are our direct to consumer brands.
Enjoy & Subscribe!
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3 things you can count on in life.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Hitting the seek button on FM radio and it landing on the Christian channel and having overwhelming guilt when you hit seek again.
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You know that time gap that exists between males and females ?
Like how a man takes 5 minutes to get dressed and ready and a woman takes 30.
That’s my wife’s favorite time to assign me tasks, the thought of me enjoying those 25 blissful minutes on the couch haunts her.
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Whoa, just saw a cop with undercover car pull someone over, didn’t even have government plates. Is that cool with you? I mean how would my wife or sister know if this guy is some psycho playing cop or a real cop
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Witnessed a fella in a full Canadian tuxedo order a double crown diet at 9:04 AM.
It was an incredible experience.
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Not going full conspiracy here, but I think Fauci in the long term turns out to a pretty evil dude.
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I would like to know what this couple did /does for a living, if anyone knows let me know. Absolutely awesome build going in on west lake.
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Giving up on life because dad won’t let you have ice cream at 9 AM.
Here lies Herb, worshiping St. Freezer
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You dumb fuckers know that COVID-19 will be studied in the psychology department not the bio lab after this right ?
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“We do have pork chops, who gives a shit.”
This woman is my spirit animal.
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So I told my son to quit, that the fish weren’t biting and we had other stuff to do.
He refused and asked for 5 more minutes. I agreed although his definition of 5 more minutes is not tied to the standard definition. 5 minutes later he caught one.
I’m sure there is a lesson
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Gal was asking me what I did for a living yesterday.
I said “my family farms and feeds cattle”
Just like I have said the 100s of other times I’ve been asked that question.
For the first time in my life this was the reaction.
“Oh, I am really sorry to hear that.”
She meant it
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United Kingdom the first crazy country to give up on Zero Covid. The rest will quickly fall, this is the best news in a long time when it comes to Covid
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Every time I peer across my smoke filled home, or lay my head down on my bacon scented pillow....I fondly remember that $1200 I saved 5 years ago by not putting a proper vent hood in.
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My son was sitting in the chair with me this morning half asleep being so sweet....out of nowhere he aggressively lifted his head up and bashed it into my face giving me a bloody lip. Then took a shit.
#dadlife
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Just drove past a Omaha camera team, no masks. Just the journalist on camera. Tired of the virtue signaling.
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Brisket went on at 1 yesterday. Smoked til 10:30. Braised overnight. Shredded it, serving in an hour as brisket tacos
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Our new addition has the kick the sheets up and roll over move down already.
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Couple more days and our lil dude will be here. Pray for an easy delivery !
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I didn’t realize how serious this Bud light situation was. Just talked to our Coors Distributor - said they are running ragged to keep up. 50% bump in sales on Coors, 35% on Miller
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Me- babe did you hit a curb really hard or something, feels like I’m herding cats down the road when I drive your car.
Her- no
Me- are you sure this thing feels off.
Her - (in frustrated rushed voice) I don’t know Blake I hit a lot of curbs. Ok.
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Working on a travel schedule for after the holidays, we will have a rush of holiday biz combined with planning and then several months of calm before the actual processing starts.
Any feedlots / ranches that want to show me their operation and talk branded beef ? Comment or DM!
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I’m tired of these fucks, they wouldn’t buy no matter the price. Enjoy your moms pot roast, loser.
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You know fall is coming when the plants start on fire. Very seasonal.
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As a cattle producer /beef salesman and someone who has seen the positive effects of the Carnivore diet….can we get an answer of why
@SBakerMD
could not get any funding to study the effects of type 2 diabetics (38 million Americans) going on a carnivore diet ?
@BeltwayBeef
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My name is Blake, I let my son do things I said I would never allow.
Difference from then to now? I actually have a kid.
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Whiskey beer and meat. No sides. This is how uncivilized we are when the women are gone.
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The world would be a better place if more bars had the elbow pads. This is a professional sport.
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Britt told me that I left the patio a disaster....if 2 glasses 3 pop cans and a pacifier is a disaster I’m glad she didn’t see it during the bachelor days
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When I first found out I was going to be a parent, I truly believed I was going to keep the Cheerios off the floor of the car.
I really thought I was above that.
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Eating meat as primary and veggies as a treat has changed my life. Skip the bread and sugar.
Just eat the ribeyes over and over.
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Sirens go off in Wisner.
No one can get ahold of Grandma. Won’t answer her phone can’t find her vehicle.
We all panic, dad finds her drinking with her friends. Oblivious to the concern about her.
Life is full circle.
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My sister gets dropped off at Baylor - parents stay a week settling her in etc.
When I went to college, same parents mind you. Spent 9 minutes in my room and mom asked me why it smelled like feet? I said idk must be my new roommate. Ok good luck.
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Hey babe, let’s open a “butcher shop.”
I may suck at feeding cattle, but I was in the friend zone with my wife in 2014 and I got her to let me open a bar within 1 year of marriage so if any of you amateurs need advice on getting the things you want let me know.
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Sure it’s just me but are there any other dads out there that have completely unrealistic expectations for the amount of time it should take to mobilize the family & get them all out the door ?
The only soul sucking part of being a father is it taking 1 hour when I think 15
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I probably over share the family aspect and under share business but…I’m just really proud of these two.
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Just flew 30 lbs of beef to some new customers. Probably not the most economical but I’ll be back in the store in 30 minutes and it was fun!
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I had a random customer tell me a story about meeting God after dying from a heart attack.
I carried his beef out and said “thanks for sharing that story.”
He goes “I keep trying to figure out why I’m still here and have decided it’s because I need to tell people about this.”
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Coming up on $16,000 worth of maintenance to get a pickup to 96,000 miles.
Two lessons.
If it’s a lemon it will always be a lemon.
Keep up on your trades.
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Herb says Hi. This guy definitely stole mom and dad’s heart.
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Good morning !
What does climate friendly beef mean to you ?
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