Ashlynne Gross
@Ashlynne_Gross
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3rd generation rancher/farmer. Buyin high, sellin low. LATI Alumni. Bartender. Bull Burner. Clerk at Magness Livestock. Aspiring ostrich feeder.
South Dakota, USA
Joined February 2012
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It's literally a new adventure at Gross Ranch every single day...
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One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.
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Ranchers in the Midwest didn’t bust ass checking cows in the middle of the night during a blizzard for you idiots to go eat a shitty plant burger that was made underneath a damn microscope. Eat some real beef ya yuppies.
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"I wrote a little song about holding her hand and now everybody wanna die a happy man"
Thomas Rhett, you've out done yourself.
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Props to the girls that can wear low rise jeans with crop tops. If I did that, I’d look like an over cooked pizza roll that has all the contents bustin out
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Lookout kids. Same chick will be givin you a minor in about 17 years. BET.
In commemoration of Go Blue Week, our
@LakeAreaTech
Educare kids visited with Officer Johnson who talked about her role as a police officer. The kids really liked checking out her car! Thanks Officer Johnson!
#GoBlueWeek
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Seeing all these tweets about how all these girls are going to have a wrap around porch and a lake house with their rancher husband honestly crack me up bc they obviously don’t realize that if they marry a farmer they aren’t going to be able to afford any of that 😂
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Feeding cattle with a hangover is vital for character development.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Some of you have never puked off the tractor step while doing Sunday morning chores and it shows
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Cattle discovering if the new wire is hot or not is one of my favorite versions of fuck around and find out
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Dad ran the tractor out of fuel this morning bc he “thought he was looking at the fuel gauge but it was actually the temp gauge”
I asked him if he thought the tractor just magically started putting fuel in itself the longer he ran it.
10/10 not the right thing to say
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My timeline rn:
Meth
Meth
Meth
chick yelling at a cat
chick yelling at a cat
Some annoying girl complaining she’s lonely
Meth
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Finally had enough of seeing coyotes and not having a gun and bought a couple window mounts. Feeding might just take a little longer now.
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I don't think I enjoy anything as much as I enjoy saying "you won't" to my friends to make them do dumb things they probably shouldn't do
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We Fest has got to be hands down the greasiest place in this nation. Like there was literally a camp site called the butthole.
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Saw this on Facebook and it really pissed me off. Grand Island is such a shit show. Cattle can sit on your trailer for 14 hours..but don’t you dare use a hot shot unloading. And your ass better be BQA certified to even be allowed in there.
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Just saw a note and it said "what if you woke up tomorrow with only the things you thanked God for today" and holy cats did that get to me
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Dad at 8 AM: replacing those bunks shouldn’t take more than an hour, shouldn’t be a big deal
Me at 3:30 PM:
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One time at We Fest, Jess & I convinced a guy we were sisters from Wisconsin & our family owns The Mrs. Butterworths syrup franchise. He was confused and said “isn’t she black?” So Jess clapped back “only when the bottles full” & thats when I knew she was gonna b my maid of honor
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Boys need to get better at updating their instas. I cant show my friends who I'm talking to by showing them a pic of u with a fish from 2007
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If you’re ever wondering why and the hell you have cattle, go bed your calves down. If you’re still unhappy with your career choice, find a new one.
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Here’s a thought, maybe don’t lecture people on health and getting vaccinated if you’re 100+ pounds overweight. 🤷🏼♀️
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I’m just gonna apologize in advance to my future BF that I bring home to a family holiday for the first time. My family is going to grill you so hard. Love you honey
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Small towns are so cool man. Like I literally brought my llama in the bar last night.
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I high key love looking at people's before and after weight loss pictures bc you know they're trying so hard & it makes me so happy for them
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It’s 1814. You took a little trip. Along with you was Colonel Jackson. You went down the mighty Mississip. You took a little bacon. You took a little beans. Then you caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.
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No, unemployed sorority girl, I don’t want to try some of your ‘it works’ keto crappuccino bc it doesn’t FRKN WORK sister
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My neighbor and his wife are in their 70's and she still rides buddy seat in the combine with him and I think that's what I want someday
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ARTESIAN AND CRYSTAL SPRINGS SHOULDN'T BE ON THE SAME WEEKEND
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Yeah, sex is cool. But have you ever had someone offer to start your vehicle for you in the winter?
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If anyone’s looking for a birthday gift for me I wear a size 30 pack of Busch Light
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Alright I'm gonna say it. No one actually cares that you and what's his nuts have a 100 day streak on Snapchat.
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They’re in God’s hands now. Cheers to 80 less head to feed after this week.
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This is over hyped. These people have obviously never walked through the LATI parking lot
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If
@peta
really cared about the well-being I’d animals they’d be out here helping ranchers bust their ass to save these baby calves..I mean at least donate a wind break or calf shelter or something gahdamn
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“Your relationship with Jesus sets the tone of every other relationship in your life. Fix your eyes on him and watch how it changes things.”
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*gets pulled over with Miller Lite can in back of pickup*
Officer: Ma’am have u been drinking, I see theres a Miller Lite can in the back?
Me: U think I drank THAT crap?
Him: you’re right that shits gross, you’re free to go
Fake scenario, but I can see it actually happening
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The older I get the more I appreciate a good salad bar
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Whoever wrote the dreaming of a white Christmas song obviously didn’t have cows out on corn stalks
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Pretty sure this is the prettiest second cutting I’ve ever seen
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Idk who needs to hear this but DONT GET A DOG IF YOU ARENT GOING TO KEEP IT FOR ITS ENTIRE LIFE
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Camera was iced over and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna check heifers like a pilgrim. We couldn’t reach it with anything to get the ice off, so I filled a super soaker up with warm water and shot at it till it thawed off. Work smarter, not harder people.
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*pays $12,000 a year for tuition*
*watches videos of giraffes fighting during all of my classes*
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It always cracks me up when I see a combine stopped with its auger out & a grain cart haulin ass across the field bc you know damn well he’s gettin his ass chewed over the CB for not being back in time to unload on the go
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Let’s all cut the “new year, new me” BS and admit that we’re all gonna be the same garbage we were in 2017
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Also, being offended by something on the internet is like seeing dog crap and choosing to walk in it instead of around it. So don’t waste your time replying about taking offense bc I said what I said.
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So..like...when are the Dixie Chicks gonna make a comeback ????
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Having a shit box of a first vehicle in high school built character. Don’t @ me, it’s science.
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Today I took offering in church & I tripped and spilled money in front of everyone & I just hope I’m not like this for the rest of my life
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How about work cattle with them. If you guys even talk to eachother at the end of the day..lock it down.
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Picture this. You got rice cookin in the microwave. You’ve got a three day beard you don’t plan to shave. You make some homemade soup. It’s a great day to be alive.
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In 2018 I’m not drinking ANYMORE
I’m not drinking any less either
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This is it. This meme wins 2018. Meme cancelled from now on.
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I don’t get mean girls. Like just take a nap and be nice?? Damn???
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Lol @ everyone changing their profile pics to hunting pics with the PETA filter on it. U guys wild
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“What do you mean the Ritchie’s froze up? The heating element worked just fine when I checked it in July”
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Someone buy this little bastard so I don’t have to feed him all summer. $600. Sim/Angus bull calf, given optimizer gel at birth. Born May 5, and super aggressive for milk.
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If you didn’t drive around with your windows down blaring Joe Diffie today you are wrong and you also suck sorry don’t make the rules
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if I get pregnant I'm gonna reveal it to my hubby by buying him New Balance shoes, a cell phone holster, & a grill bc thats the dad trifecta
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If my future fiancé wants to combine bachelor/bachelorette parties I’m calling off the wedding. You do your thing at the titty bar, I’ll do my deal with my girls, and I’ll catch ya at home after dude. 🤙🏼
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Date an RV
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Just had to shake a range cube bag and every single one was runnin to the barn tonight. Home raised heifers are hard to beat.
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Truly believe there is a special corner in heaven for the person that invented tater tot hotdish
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Is this about Busch Light? Bc I think this is about Busch Light
Sometimes you really need that one thing that keeps you going, and when you have it, it seems like nothing can bring you down.
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Hey
@BuschBeer
, South Dakota likes Lattes too. Send em this way.
The nectar of the cobs is here! 🌽
Introducing the Buschel pack of 56 Busch Lights. In support of American farmers, we’re donating $10 to Farm Rescue of Iowa for each Buschel sold. Available for harvest in Iowa for a limited time only.
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We can go to the moon but we can’t figure out how to make busch lights hangover free. Yeah okay science
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My dad is the most unserious person I’ve ever met. The footlong chili dog is his usual at a local restaurant and it kills me every single time. 😂
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Me: I think he turned into a piece of work 5-6 years ago
Dad: you’re just sayin that bc you got dumped
Me: well yeah, I mean who wouldn’t want this?! *makes super (non) attractive face
dad: you want the first 3 reasons or top 10?
Thanks dad, so humbled rn.
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Kids freak me out, but the thought of a little human running around that's half me/half the love of my life is kinda cool man
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Good morning to everyone except the no good SOB’s that call about my cars extended warranty 3 times a day
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Why isn’t Whose Line Is It Anyway on Netflix? That show absolutely slaps
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I might be a douche bag, but at least I’ve never used a selfie as my wallpaper on my phone
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I’m all for paying it forward and doing good deeds but don’t get on social media and tell everyone you did it expecting people to pat you on the back. Do it bc you want to, not bc you want others to think you’re a good person.
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I’ve come to the conclusion that I could literally be on life support and my dad would still be like “so are you too sick to feed cows today or?”
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I wonder how boring my life would be if my friends weren’t dumbasses. I’m pretty thankful for those idiots.
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If you’re mad about someone telling you what you actually need to hear, you’ve gotten way too comfortable with people lying to you
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My dumbass saw this and thought it was a cats butthole
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Just spent an hour and a half getting a bull in to take back to the producer we bought him from bc we didn’t like his disposition. Finally got him on the trailer and the first thing dad says is “eat shit, cocksucker”
I now know why I am the way I am. Can’t fight genetics, folks.
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I bought beer legally for the first time today and didn’t even get carded, so I did what any normal adult would do and asked the clerk to card me.
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Dear 8 lb, 6 Oz, newborn baby Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a lil infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. Thank you for the rain.
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I’d walk barefoot across flaming legos if it meant I could have one whole calving season without having to treat a single calf for coccidiosis.
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One time my dad put a truck in the ditch bc he was petting our dog and I just think we need to protect my dad at all costs rn
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I was always taught that your hat faces the direction your life is going
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Me: you want me to fly tag, pour, AND LongRange the bulls?? Isn’t that overkill?
Dad: I know if I was in the middle of doin it and felt a fly on my back it’d ruin my mood too, we’re not having any opens this year”
Alright, fair enough.
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I could smell the scours and naval infections as soon as I walked out the door this morning
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People on Facebook Rummage sites have got to be some of the dumbest individuals I’ve ever dealt with. Like one time I put pictures of my apartment with a detailed description up to find someone to fill my lease & a chick asked me if the washer and dryer set were still available
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Most popular question in the Midwest during the summer: Get any rain over there?
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If I put as much work into everyday life as I do pretending to be 21 I'd go pretty friggin far
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