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John Joyce

@villa_pogue

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Submarineur; Bon Viveur; Raconteur; Bullshiteur AVFC Main Course; Truro City my side dish.

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John Joyce
1 year
A bonkers stat in this month's @FourFourTwo Season Preview. Its blown me away tbh!"🤯🤯🤯 #AVFC #UTV
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John Joyce
4 years
#TheChase 16 grand in the pot and MINUS 4 grand. Sandeep has no shame Unforgivable
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John Joyce
4 years
Bravo @alanshearer "Aston Villa have spent the best part of £150m. Who ever is in charge of Recruitment at that football club needs to take a good, hard long look at themselves" 👏👏👏 #suso #purslow #AVFC
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John Joyce
6 years
@luke_lufc_wroe @DeanDeansmith2 I say this as a Serviceman of 22 years & counting. I wish the Poppy Police would fuck right off Its a choice NOT necessity McLlean chooses not too - his personal choice for his own personal reasons I wont wear one until Remembrance Sunday BECAUSE of the fucking Poppy Police
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John Joyce
1 year
@SimonBrodkin @SSN14CO And remember- at the age of 100 - he always had a holiday to Barbados on his bucket list 🧐🤥
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John Joyce
3 years
#TheChase Minus SEVENTEEN grand, unforgiveable
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John Joyce
4 months
@thecasualultra Looks extremely like they shouted outside of a pub whilst the police were present 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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John Joyce
9 months
@thecasualultra A tear up with Fulham. FULHAM?! Over what, who stole their frothy latte & cheeseboard? 🤯 Secondly whst is matey doing in the blue coat with his hood up? Looks like he's bouncing around on a pogo stick
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John Joyce
5 months
Photo courtesy of @baynham7 @TCFC_Official are in the presence of greatness tonight with Ollie Watkins there. For perspective he's best mates with the Truro Captain #AVFC #UTV @TheVanaramaNL
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John Joyce
3 years
Minutes EIGHT from 20! Unforgiveable #TheChase
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John Joyce
9 months
@omid9 Great words and well said Omid But as great as he was let's not forget @jemfiner Co wrote Fairytale - Pogue founder member, banjo player & legend in his own right
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John Joyce
4 years
@JakeyRogers96 @bt_joanne @1057Seamus @brownie_adams Have a day off Joanne. A great advert for contraception there.
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John Joyce
4 years
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John Joyce
5 years
@talkSPORT Bigger picture: Point hes making ⚽️ wasn't invented in 93 When he was playing Stamford Bridge was a car park #AVFC are the 5th most successful club in England Money doesn't buy history 40000+ in the 2nd tier JT played in front of his biggest home crowd whilst at Villa
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John Joyce
5 years
@StephenMcGann Grieve, Major, Clarke, Heseltine. Never in a million years did I think I'd be agreeing with the latter 3 particularly. But everything they've said lately has been bang on the money
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John Joyce
4 years
@FrankUgos @BarcaUniversal For 40 years, Maradona was shouting from the rooftops how corrupt FIFA is, hence he was persona non grata at Awards Ceremonies etc whilst Pele, Platini et al towed the party line
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John Joyce
1 year
@ASimpleDough @AwayDays_ Turn it in. ⚽️ is an emotional game. I'm not condoning it but they've just been beaten by a team who finished 2nd in the 8 team Anorran League! A country whose population can fit into Old Trafford. Don't think ⚽️ is for you tbh
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John Joyce
4 years
Time to quote the late, great (Sir) Graham Taylor: "In football, when you win, you are rarely as good as they say you are. When you lose, you're rarely as bad as they say. It happens, we move on" Wise man SGT #AVLLEE #avfc #UTV
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John Joyce
6 years
#TheChase When you tune in to @ITVChase and someone takes MINUS 8 grand and wander what Twitter makes of It! 😂😂
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John Joyce
1 year
@GMPWythenshawe Can you also clarify your "fight" claim please? It clearly wasn't was it?
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John Joyce
1 year
@villareport The play off defeat to Fulham was the biggest sliding doors moment in our recent history I dread to think about the consequences of winning that game
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John Joyce
2 months
@DBW77 @BeardedGenius He probably thought he meant Roger Moore because I'll bet my left bollock he's never heard of Bobby
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John Joyce
4 years
I'm 45 years old & I've seen some super players at VP, from our 80-82 teams & beyond, but @Paulmcgrath5 remains the only genuine World Class player I've seen in a Villa shirt. What a player. Some say he lacked pace, I'll never know, he was never out of position! #AVFC
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Aston Villa Archive
4 years
#OTD in 1989: We signed Paul McGrath from Manchester United for £425,000. He won Villa's Player of the Year for four consecutive seasons and was voted the PFA Footballer of the Year in 1993. He won the League Cup in 1994 & 1996 & made 323 appearances - scoring 10 goals. #AVFC
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John Joyce
6 years
@GuyBradley @umcornell She randomly brings the fact she's a mother in to it 🤔 What's that got to do with it? You're right there's fine margins in top level competitive sport.
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John Joyce
7 years
@BBCBreaking Armstrong was guilty of using BANNED performance enhancing drugs; what Wiggins did was - whether you like it or not - pushing the boundaries but WITHIN the rules & Limits set. Unethical possibly; cheating NO Btw how the fuck can MPs preach on ethics? 🤔
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John Joyce
4 years
@Wolves_ay_we_18 @AFCBeef I bet he has the breath of a thousand foreskins..
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John Joyce
6 years
@btsportfootball The keeper can't save a word document
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John Joyce
4 years
@CFC__James @FootyAccums @SamiMokbel81_DM Whether you "stay winning" or not, support Chelsea or not, a basic understanding of Association football tells you Jack Grealish is better than Mason Mount. That's not a slight on Mount, its facts. But Chelsea "fans" have short memories. I remember your geound being a car park
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John Joyce
5 months
Do us a favour STOP posting please and READ THE ROOM You've made @TCFC_Official play TWICE in 24 hours. Integrity of the League? Absolute 💩 You should be embarrassed. Scandalous
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John Joyce
6 years
@BBCSport Here we go. The Poppy Police out in force again no doubt. 🙄 I say this as someone still serving in the Military. It's a choice. I won't wear one until 2/3 days before Rem Sunday
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John Joyce
3 years
@Sean_NUFC @SkySports @BarclaysFAWSL Yep, the PC Brigade will be delighted. No doubt paid massively over the odds. Lose La Liga & CL & then buy this drivel. Shambles
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John Joyce
3 years
@Matt_Law_DT You're right but can I ask one thing? Why aren't the media asking questions about a team who are still being investigated for FFP about to spend £260m ish on 2 players? Doesn't suit your agenda maybe? But the pile on against the Syoer League did? Genuinely interested
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John Joyce
3 years
Driving back from Belgium to Cornwall today? ✅ Cornwall - #AVFC - Cornwall on Saturday? ✅ Cornwall - Belgium Sunday? ✅ Mad? Possibly but has to be done #VTID #UTV
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John Joyce
5 years
@EFCTom_ @AVFCFaithful_ City fans at the Etihad sang "Raheem Sterling, he's won more than you" to fans of #AVFC aka the 5th most successful club in England
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John Joyce
5 years
@talkSPORT @sjsidwell Lampard, who took Derby to.....🤔, yes 6th. Losing 11 games & got 1 point less than the previous season. How does that qualify you for the Chelsea job?
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John Joyce
1 year
Villa Park bound now from Cornwall, with a spare 👀 Come on you Villa boys 👊 #avfc #AVL #AVLCRY
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John Joyce
7 months
@kokeshimum @anon_welsh He's piss taking surely
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John Joyce
1 year
@NGS1982 @HLTCO One of the best defenders is not equal to being a great pundit Him & McManaman are to punditry/comms what Fred West is to the building game. In fact BT have cornered the market in awful pundits
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John Joyce
3 months
@theboytooley @Dr_BellaR As someone who lived in 🇧🇪 for 6 years, I'd give Bruges a swerve and head for Gent. Criminally underrated city, very similar to Bruges but nowhere near as Touristy, nicer people, bars & atmosphere
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John Joyce
2 years
@MarinaPurkiss Military ID isn't accepted on the basis "anyone get one" which I'd wager is news to the MOD & a Security Breach but what do I know? 🤔
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John Joyce
5 years
@SpillerOfTea Bizarre the presenter said "a balanced debate" Really? On racism? Are there 2 sides to this??
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John Joyce
17 days
Tyler is the poster boy for the "new" Truro City. A reward for loyalty & well deserved. Played in front of 1 man & his dog for 3 seasons, this is great news. Proper No.9, he gets a shirt in every team in the NLS & probably the League above. 👏👏👏 @TCFC_Official
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Truro City FC
17 days
𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗘𝗬 🙌 ✍️ We are delighted to announce that striker @tylerharvey_ has signed a long-term contract extension. ⬇️ Read more ❤️🖤 #WeAreTheCity
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John Joyce
4 months
@Dunibear Looking great mate 👊
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John Joyce
4 years
@curtiswoodhous8 I didn't get Henderson, until I saw him live at Villa Park last November. Made them tick. Couldn't put my finger on what he was doing, not dynamic in a Gerrard sense, but it all went through him
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John Joyce
4 years
In the week #AVFC secured their top flight status, very fitting that my old man would've been 75 today. #RIP (& my Mum obvs)
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3 years
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John Joyce
10 months
Once again Villa Park bound from Cornwall with a spare Let's hope it's a quiet run up too for my fellow M5ers @markyholtend & @jonesy73 #AVFC #UTV #AVLFUL
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John Joyce
6 years
@JohnnyMercerUK Well said. But to pick you up on one thing. He's Mr Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon. Convicted hooligan and mortgage fraudster. But that doesn't fit with his hard man image
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John Joyce
1 year
@PremiershipYrs No He's the best defender in the Premier League era FULL STOP For ANY side
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John Joyce
5 years
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John Joyce
6 years
@newjacobsladder @mrjamesob I live in Belgium as serving military and a UK Taxpayer who's been to war for this country. Come over and see me and discuss living abroad. @mrjamesob is bang on the money with Brexit. I've not read anything from him on #Brexit that I've disagreed with tbh #Brexit is bonkers
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John Joyce
1 year
Proud of this club Thank you very much @TCFC_Official
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John Joyce
5 years
@georginafstubbs @TheStephenRalph For clarification: It's Stephen Yaxley Lennon
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John Joyce
1 year
@AvaSantina @CfGS_Ed I'm yelling "subscriber to The Times/Telegraph/Mail" Why would you raise if you're "stable" & it's obviously an additional income for basically no graft. The Letting Agent is stirring the pot here mind, eyeing up a rise. Unscrupulous txxt
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John Joyce
9 months
@terrychristian @Seanf71 @poguesofficial As great as Shane was let's not forget the also departed Phil Chevron, The Pogues rhythm guitarist. He wrote "Thousands..." NOT Shane
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John Joyce
3 years
@cliff_coultart @Mal_DuBois An ex Doctor who blocks Emergency vehicles 🤔 What a time to be alive 🙄🙄🙄
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John Joyce
5 years
Happy Birthday to my old man who would have been 74 today. Fulfilled the roll of mum AND Dad growing up. Gone but not forgotten It's a lonely world out there at times without parental guidance for the last 7 years... #RIP
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John Joyce
3 years
Christmas candle lit. 40 years next year, 10 without my Dad #MerryChristmas to all, cherish family & loved ones
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John Joyce
9 months
@_DHOTYA Am I the only one to think that the most outlandish claim in this work of fiction is the building in Atlanta "unexpectedly collapsing" - as they do 🤷‍♂️
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John Joyce
4 years
@CraigHope_DM "An analogue Manager in a Digital age," is the best description I've heard of Bruce's Management.
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John Joyce
7 months
Villa Park bound from Cornwall with a spare for today's nail taster #AVLMAN #avfc #UTV
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John Joyce
3 years
Last leg of a mammoth weekend Belgium - Cornwall Cornwall- Villa Park return Cornwall - Belgium today 1236 miles!! #AVFC #AVLMU
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John Joyce
2 years
National Holiday today in 🇧🇪 Got to be done O Pub #Mons #AVFC #Guinness I feel guilty taking a slurp
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John Joyce
11 months
@Reverend_Makers @10Meadows10 It's the mindset of a rational, clear thinking person mate who has had enough of 13 years of shite.
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John Joyce
5 months
@Total_Villa @TEAMtalk Please God NO. He's to football what Fred West is to the building game
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John Joyce
6 years
#TheChase Best I've seen Colin the Legend. Would I have him babysitting my kids - probably not. But a ledge all the same
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John Joyce
2 years
@talkSPORT Talksport is The Sun, a rag Souness spoke to on the Anniversary of Hillsborough this year, despite his association with Liverpool who've boycott said rag. McClean has principles unlike Souness. Don't get me started on the Poppy Police. Never served a day in their lives
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John Joyce
2 years
@beds_villafan @AVFCOfficial Absolutely the correct call but 2 things: * The (2 x) Refs who saw it live AND on tv on both cases BOTH deemed a red * Mitrovic should face retrospective action Absolutely ridiculous in both cases. All should face consequences. We'd still have lost heavily btw
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John Joyce
1 year
@ga11agbon @DHucks6 Gabby what she's alleging is illegal. A serious accusation from an Ex Sporting Director no less..
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John Joyce
7 months
@TauntonTownFC @TUFC1899 Torquay fans saying "joke of a club", "there's a surprise" blah blah blah Taunton like most are run by unpaid volunteers The joke is on Torquay but you just don't get it Welcome to NLS Boys Guess what? You're here for at least another season 😘
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John Joyce
3 years
RIP to my old man who died 9 yrs ago today. When you're at sea on a Submarine and not due alongside, then told to get your civvies on and go and see the Captain, its never good news. Anyway, #RIP
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John Joyce
6 years
RIP to my old man who died 6yrs ago today. Lover of all things claret & blue Fulfilled the childhood role of Mum & Dad He was finally reunited with his wife after 30 years apart
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John Joyce
7 years
@BBCSport No mate they don't...that's why you're absolutely pissing the League...oh hang on. Flying in er..11th Sure Shrewsbury, 20pts and 9 places better are shitting themselves thinking about Plymouth at home on Saturday
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John Joyce
5 years
@AvaSantina @twcuddleston I do that. It's a weird feeling. I'm a quick walker anyway then there's that awkward moment were she tries to quicken. If crossing the road isn't possible I make a strategic phone call making a point of speaking quite loudly
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John Joyce
4 years
@Tinycoin @Edeaulx Any flatter those voices would be in an envelope I don't recognise any either 🤷‍♂️
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John Joyce
5 years
@brexit_sham I've a long memory & not much time for his party but him, along with Heseltine (!), Major & Blair speak absolute sense on #Brexit He's lost more Brain Cells than the whole of the Front Bench
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John Joyce
1 year
Having a clear out. Every European away from 82. Inc 2 from the final (official UEFA & the stadium edition) & 2 from Dynamo Kiev. Original printed (at the front) & the green one from when the match was moved to Simferopol. The Anderlecht away semi final has a ticket too #AVFC
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John Joyce
8 months
Big shout out to @CameronWeldon8 His last game today as the Head of media @TCFC_Official Has done a superb job and will be sadly missed. A club like Truro needs people like Cam All the best mate in your future endeavours
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John Joyce
5 years
That's it. Finished. Finito. 7 clicks to freedom, after 23 & half years of mostly happiness, today is the day I knocked it on the head. Navy will be no more in 12 mths. Sad but time to go. No enjoyment, dead end job. I'm off! It's been difficult but the decision has to be made
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John Joyce
1 year
@Jane22818 @ConsPost @reformparty_uk Seeing as you have the 🇬🇧 in your bio you know why "the boats can't be stopped" don't you? Or do you? In Brexit negotiations your darling PM (Johnso) signed away the right to return boats back to 🇫🇷 as part of Brexit. Don't let you bigotry get in the way of the truth
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3 years
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John Joyce
5 months
What a win; what an achievement by @TCFC_Official 👊👏👏👏 With Taunton playing Hemel & Torquay that's us safe Monumental achievement; not aged at home for 3 seasons! A word on the opposition @maidstoneunited good luck in the play offs. Top drawer fans 👏👊
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Truro City FC
5 months
FT | WHAT. A. WIN. 🤝 @ChaosGroupUK ❤️🖤 #FootballsComingHome
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John Joyce
1 year
@antooconnell @Falmouth_Dai @Joey7Barton Luke Chadwick & Jonathan Greening won a CL Medal. George Weah never played in a WC yet Stephane Guivarc'h won a WC Winners Medal 🤷‍♂️ Honours doesn't mean better in a lot of cases Kane is a bit of a flat track bully but its not his fault int'l ⚽️ is 80% pub teams
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John Joyce
8 months
@MPH1982 @GrahamHehir He's what......about 10? 🤷‍♂️ This is Arsenal's first season in the CL since 2016/17. Weird take this from the youngster. In it to win it and all that. They're not winning the League or CL under this manager I can tell him that
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John Joyce
6 months
Belting atmosphere at Villa Park tonight #UECL #AVFC #UTV #avlaja
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John Joyce
8 months
Well it is 0307 Saturday morning & I've just walked in my front door in Cornwall after watching #avfc in the @EmiratesFACup at #Chelsea A long day, all for a 0-0 draw! Got to love ⚽️👊 #UTV
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John Joyce
1 year
@NoContextBrits It's also a famous cricketing sledge from years ago when a Zimbabwean said it to Glenn McGrath so not even original
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John Joyce
5 years
@sophable @MauriceByford @bbc5live @BBCNews @JohnnyMercerUK @Emmabarnett You could also argue is an absent, disinterested father fit to be PM? Would he have our best interests at heart if he doesn't give a toss about his own flesh & blood ? I'd wager no
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John Joyce
3 years
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John Joyce
2 years
@dubslife1 Here is a picture of his Season Ticket. No way has he ever watched a live game 🙄
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John Joyce
5 years
@TimesSport @matthewsyed Due to endless media love - ins, glorifying St Jurgen (blessed be his name) & borderline plain bent officialdom, they've ensured #mcfc are everyone's 2nd fav team atm
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John Joyce
6 years
@TeamFA A quick reminder that football wasn't invented in 1993 and how "small" Aston Villa You can't buy history people.....
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John Joyce
4 months
@Dunibear Looking great mate
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John Joyce
3 years
@wesstreeting @DianneBancroft Does anyone know who these nippers are? I'll pay for them to go to a restaurant for a treat or something
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John Joyce
5 years
@talkSPORT Lingard gets away with stuff because of the misconception he's young....he's TWENTY SEVEN later in the year
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John Joyce
1 year
Leaving Cornwall for a Villa matchday for the 1st time this season. 👊 Come on you Villa boys! #AVFC #AVLEVE
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John Joyce
7 years
I have to give a shout out here to @TCFC_Official & @MrPeterMasters Easiest thing in the world last season to sack the manager after an awful season last year Credit to Lee & the boys What a season! ✈ & on 🔥🔥🔥
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