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UK 🇬🇧 TOUR NOW. FEB DATES: CHATHAM 7th, LINCOLN 20th, DUDLEY 21st, STRATFORD 22nd, LEEDS 23rd YEOVIL 28th Check for more dates on website ⬇️

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Omid Djalili
13 days
Namaste tour continues into February. Tickets still available in CHATHAM. LINCOLN, DUDLEY, LEEDS and YEOVIL, and all found here 🎫
@alexrobingeorge
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@omid9 Great show in Bridgwater last night. Brilliant to meet you afterwards, I was the bloke with the matching haircut and beard. Wonderful to be told to GET OUT!!!
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The only way he’s going to top this is if he invades Poland.
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@thewhitespike 😂😂
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@HoumanGh 😂😂😂
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@HoumanGh The most underrated catchphrase in the history of light entertainment 😊
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@chriostoir_g Love it 🥰
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@_pasttense_ It does and I love you for it. Will do the same to you
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1 day
Cheers Dean 👊🏼 Huge thank you Chatham. Rest of the tour all info here:
@DeanPasfield
Dean Pasfield
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@omid9 saw you in Chatham tonight, fantastic show, thank you for an awesome evening 👍🏻
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Omid Djalili
2 days
Absolutely brilliant - and weirdly satisfying.
@FootballTalkHQ
Football Talk
3 days
The perfect tool for training goalkeepers. 🧤
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Omid Djalili
2 days
Boothby and I will go full pelt for you in Chatham tonight Doc ⬇️
@DrMaxPolitics
Dr. Max
2 days
It's ok to recharge. The last couple of weeks were tough and I'm proud that I managed to reach out and tell someone "I'm struggling". Starting to feel better each day, now, and having a positive end to the week by seeing the brilliant @omid9 tonight. #MentalHealthAwareness
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Omid Djalili
2 days
@deandeane4866 Cheers Dean. These are sensitive times and it’s to be expected sometimes. Did they stay? I heard the indignation but couldn’t actually see them.
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@EYiallouris @albanarena Thank you Elias 😊💯🥳⬇️‼️
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RT @BoroughHalls: Delighted to welcome Persian comedy powerhouse @omid9 to #Dudley Town Hall on Fri 21 Feb with his brand new stand-up show…
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@IAmTehran And everyone knows it.
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@TracyAnnO Not bad. Will test it at the Suffolk Community Champions Awards. With my upper body I might even get a nomination for ‘best initiative to enhance community life’ 😊
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@BlueKyp I should hire you to translate my jokes into serious
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Omid Djalili
6 days
@JaffaCake2021 @alfieconnx Appreciate it. Of course the video is very disturbing. No one is there to help her. They're just taking pictures. At least the person in dark glasses next to her is embarrassed and trying to hide their identity but everyone knows it’s Diane Abbott.
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6 days
@JaffaCake2021 @alfieconnx Not 💯 clear who the perpetrator is. My money is on the patriarchy and the lowering of moral standards. Where’s your joke Helen?
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6 days
@alfieconnx It’s incredibly objectifying. I was in two minds about posting it but just saying “where’s the fashion?” didn’t feel enough. A joke feels the right way to mock it but I’m hoping people will pick up that she doesn’t look comfortable and is being controlled.
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