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1 year
I fucking love acid house.
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23 days
Jesus fucking Christ. Where do they find these fucking morons.
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So this man gets a custodial prison sentence for assaulting a 7 year old girl & he blames immigrants when he can’t get a job A perfect example of who Reform are targeting Blame immigrants for everything. Even when your actions are utterly abhorrent
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17 days
How can ANYONE be undecided. Fucking hell. 14 years of absolute dog shit and people are still thinking they *might* vote Tory. #skynews
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7 months
Been & done a food shop today. Almost £400 ffs. Walking out of the shop a couple in their mid 60’s were talking about how they were going to treat themselves & put their heating on for an hour when they got home. And Sunak holds a press conference about boats. Fuck the Tories
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9 months
Fucking religion. It’s 2023 and the entire world and it’s people are being destroyed and killed in the most horrific ways for something that doesn’t even fucking exist. I can’t comprehend it. What a waste.
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2 years
@JamesCleverly So when a man is made redundant I assume you won’t be looking at his wife’s income anymore when deciding if he can claim benefit? 🤔
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2 years
@mentallygreat @ivantoney24 He’s 23. He’s not a lost young kid. Stop excusing abhorrent behaviour. If you don’t want to be called out for what you do on social media then don’t be racist on social media.
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1 month
These two absolute charlatans the morning after the Brexit vote knowing just how badly they’d fucked over the entire country and they’ve both just walked away with their millions. I just cannot fathom how people were suckered in. Brexit must be reversed.
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1 year
Some people “Be nice to leave voters. They were conned” *watches this* Me “no, they’re absolute fucking morons”
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5 months
Absolute state of this. Just fuck off.
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1 year
So King Charles can’t go to France because of the pension protests yet in the U.K. our pensioners who can’t afford their heating due to a shockingly low state pension & a 300% rise in energy costs will lap up the Kings coronation which includes two new fucking thrones. 😩
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2 years
Absolutely amazing how Johnson getting 43% of the vote was a massive mandate for Brexit but Sturgeon getting 45% of the vote is not a mandate for Scottish independence. 🤔
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5 months
I’m 52 next week. I was 25 when Blair won in 1997 and I remember just how much our lives improved under a Labour government. If Sunak thinks he can win me over he can get to fuck. He’s not our side. Tories are never on our side. #GTTO #fuckthetories
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What is it with the absolute morons who are making out that life under the last Labour government was awful? It was brilliant compared to today. And it literally is documented that we are living through the worst cost of living crisis in decades ffs. Everything was better then
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8 months
Absolute state of these people. “We don’t look after our own” “People are really really desperate”. That’s because you voted Tory you fucking whoppers.
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13 days
An 80 seat majority yet he’s now reduced to looking like a bloated bag of wind begging for votes . He’s no better than Farage. A lying cheating conman. Good fucking riddance.
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5 months
Seen it all now. Brexit voting idiots wanting to move to Spain because Labour are going to win the election. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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2 years
Leaving the EU was fucking insanity. Fuck every single one of you mugs that did this. #BrexitDisaster #BrexitReality
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2 years
@__holl My son’s at Bristol uni. His girlfriend in Edinburgh. Even planning in advance the train is too expensive. Flying, actually FLYING is less than half the price so that’s why they fly to see each other. WTF.
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1 year
This is what the Tory party are encouraging and this is what they’ll use to fight the next election. Fear and hatred of foreigners. They used it to get Brexit and unbelievably they’re still using it despite Brexit #theyrenotillegal #asylum #ToryBritain
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2 months
Fuck me. They are actually sowing the seeds of the London Mayoral vote being fraudulent. Tory bots everywhere claiming it shouldn’t take so long to count. 😳
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5 months
You were the government for 14 years. You had an 80 seat majority you fucking mad bastard. This woman is absolutely deranged. They’re all deranged. Imagine looking at this and thinking this is what I want to vote for.
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2 years
@NoContextBrits I was once told by someone working on the checkout in my local supermarket in Los Angeles that I spoke brilliant English for a British person. 🤪
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5 months
The fact that Reform are polling at 13% in the latest Yougov poll is shocking. Fucks sake. I can’t even fathom what kind of person you are to look at Tice and the absolute helmets he’ll have standing for him and think “yep they’ll do a good job”
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9 months
So some whiny Tory cunt has reported my tweet. Apparently it violated The Hateful Content rules. God these right wingers are so utterly pathetic. I thought they loved free speech? I’ve reported people for making direct threats yet that’s fine but this isn’t? 🙄
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1 month
Ok. This is it. This is the most off the fucking scale ironic tweet in the history of all tweets. The man who had zero plan on how to leave the EU yet called a referendum, calling out others for not having a plan. Fuck off.
@David_Cameron
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If we don’t have a plan, we create a more dangerous and uncertain world. No one knows what Keir Starmer stands for. Our enemies will seek to take advantage of the uncertain world he creates.
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3 years
I’m in Kirklees. We’ve basically been put into a local lockdown and yet it’s not been announced. I can’t ask my local Tory MP as he’s blocked me. But what the fuck is going on. Why aren’t ppl being told. It’s half term next week. People are travelling yet were being told not too
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2 years
@HKesvani @joncstone @mattzarb They took away the fucking door as well.
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5 months
Labour voters for the love of god please vote Lib Dem and get rid of Redwood. I do believe with boundary changes this seat will actually stay Tory with Labour and Lib Dem polling at almost 60% so tactical voting is an absolute must here.
@PollingReportUK
UK Polling Report
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LATEST SEAT PREDICTION: WOKINGHAM LIB @CllrCliveJones GAIN FROM CON @johnredwood MAJ: 3.2% [UKPR Default]
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2 years
@healthandthings Imagine turning up to vote. Seeing this. Following the sign. Then still voting Tory. 😩
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1 month
Steve Bray needs knighting for this. Hahahahh
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1 year
This is the most incredible thing I’ve ever listened too. Hates foreigners coming here so she’s going to leave the country and become an immigrant because she wants a better life.
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4 years
@KatKyns @JimMFelton Because there aren’t any actual benefits of leaving the EU.
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4 months
13 years I’ve lived in my house and I’ve never had a Tory come to my door canvassing but today they did. It’s going to be a May election & they are desperate They’ve even had the brass fucking neck to ask us to fill in a questionnaire about our priorities for the NHS. #GTTO
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1 year
Absolutely everything he says is correct. It’s all broken. Everything. And it’s been broken by the Tories. #ToryBritain #ToryBrokenBritain
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1 year
I can’t fathom people like Sunak. If I was an almost billionaire I’d mind my own business, travel, drink pina coladas round various pools, probably take drugs & listen to house music & Pink Floyd all day, not fuck over an entire country over & make people lives miserable #GTTO
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5 months
Absolutely sickening. A multi millionaire PM betting that he’ll deport the poorest and most desperate people because, unbelievably, there are voters in this country who actually want this to happen. Vote these cunts out.
@Independent
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5 months
Rishi Sunak has accepted a £1,000 bet from Piers Morgan that deportation flights to Rwanda will be up and running before the General Election. The full interview is due to be shown on the Piers Morgan Uncensored YouTube channel at 2pm and TalkTV at 8pm on Monday (5 February).
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@bank2yy I thought they all claimed benefits?
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4 months
Holy fucking shit. Look at the state of this. This came in the post today. My local Tory MP making his campaign leaflets look like ‘Take a Break’ hahaha This is nuts. WTF. #takeabreak #GTTO
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1 year
I run past this house alot. In 2010 I posted a note thru the letter box asking if they’d sell it as it was empty. No reply. 13 years later it is still empty. It’s half renovated inside as it was then and just left. And just look at that wisteria. Utterly ridiculous #HousingCrisis
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@Mrbaiti Bloody hell I’ve got a lump in my throat listening to that.
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6 years
@danieljohnsalt There’s supposed to be more of you lot, why do you need us? It’s almost like you haven’t got a clue so you actually need all the experts you’ve dismissed to fix the mess youve made.
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2 years
@joeyslittertray @virtuallysoph My Husband just took a train from Düsseldorf to Amsterdam. 266kms leaving in one country and arriving in another €36. We are robbed every day here in the UK.
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4 months
I wish I lived in London. It’s brilliant. Ignore the racist morons. It really is the best city.
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Imagine being such a thick cunt you think Covid was faked. I think this even surpasses the chemtrail mentalists. #BREATHTAKING
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5 months
Oh. My. Fucking. God. Make it stop. 🤡🤡😳
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5 months
The reason this Tory government hasnt settled with the junior doctors is because they want the strikes so they can blame the strikes for the absolute state they have left the NHS in. Sunak today just confirmed that. #fuckthetories #GTTO #GeneralElectionNow
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So Johnson was a thick lying charlatan who refused to listen to anyone else’s opinions except his own misinformed ones and ignored or simply didn’t even bother asking scientific experts during a global pandemic never before seen in modern times. Who knew? Well I fucking did.
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7 years
So a banana was the reason my children's futures have been destroyed. People wonder why we think leave voters are thick. #bbcqt #brexit
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3 years
@HannahAlOthman Is he saying “Vote for another 11 years of us and just imagine how shit the playground will be then?”
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4 months
“I shook hands with everybody” How the fuck was that not the end of Johnson? #breathtaking
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2 years
@dopper0189 @mesallyann Hahahaha. Although it’s nice to know there are women out there looking out for other women.
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“We’re not a tea nation anymore” Holy fuck. 😩
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3 years
@redmondmichael1 I’m from Yorkshire, got in a taxi in San Francisco. Had a similar experience when the driver said he was Palestinian and asked if I knew another Palestinian guy that went to Brighton Polytechnic then moved to Yorkshire. It was my Uncle. 😳
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6 months
Why don’t we build houses with shutters anymore? These are 230 years old and properly keep the cold and the heat out. And they look gorgeous.
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2 years
@mikegalsworthy Someone has done this outside his house last night.
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2 years
@BorisJohnson This just about sums up where we are perfectly.
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In the last days of #Trump , he changed his advisors, his supporters called for the hanging of political rivals, his denials became ever more outlandish & bizarre, and his media base ever more divisive & contrarian. Anti-vaxers flocked to him like bees to honey. Now look outside.
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I want my country back from cunts like Anderson. They used this line to get us out the EU & despite having left they’re still fucking using it & they’re still using the Muslim population as bait. Absolutely shocking. The Tories and Reform are gaslighting charlatans #GTTO
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@stephens_ben @LBC @mrjamesob I recall a video where someone in a Tory constituency was asking Tory voters for their opinions on certain policies. Didn’t tell them they were Corbyns policies. Everyone thought they were great. Told them they were Corbyn polices & they immediately said they’d still vote Tory😐
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1 year
On the 10th anniversary of Thatchers death its worth reminding you all that the reason this country is so utterly fucking broken is because of her. Stop voting Tory you stupid bastards. #GTTO #Thatcher
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5 fucking years and what have we got? Food shortages, higher prices, businesses unable to trade, farmers and fishermen losing out, everyone hates each other and we’ve all got less rights. Remainers were right. Project Fear is happening all around us. #RejoinEU #brexit #5years
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@Feargal_Sharkey @MimiJ9 @MartinSLewis This was mine. £20,000 a year. WTF. 😳
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@clairethomas72 Sadly not. The whole clip is even worse. Just listen to this woman.
@TheNewsAgents
The News Agents
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“This country is dead. Sharia law is king.” @lewis_goodall went door-knocking with Reform Party activists in Andy Burnham’s former constituency, Leigh, in Greater Manchester. Full episode out on Sunday 🎧
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@Independent @JoRichardsKent Took 20 years to have my pain taken seriously by a doctor. Finally had surgery to fix it which changed my life. This shit needs sorting.
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@lesmartin7 Which is exactly my point. It’s 2023. We should be doing better.
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@anon_welsh Hahahahah. The fucking irony of this statement. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂
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@louisa_compton @PozzyWozzy How does someone like him get a ticket ffs. 😐
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@lia_nici @Jaynaged @JamesSunderl @BBCBreakfast @BBCNews @Ofcom @bbcpress No wonder this country is in such a mess when we have elected officials who literally admit on a public social media site that they don’t even understand what they’ve taken from us. Shame on you all. Christ almighty. 😳
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@toryboypierce Jesus Christ. Are you actually suggesting that people borrow against their house to pay their fucking energy bills? I mean what could possibly go wrong? 🤦‍♀️
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@deGourlay I lived through the last Labour government. Everything worked. People had more money. Stop making shit up. 🤡
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@sian_i_ams @Schreiberland My daughter worked in a care home for a while and said that she was witnessed several elderly residents who’d been unable to speak for weeks suddenly having very lengthy conservations with someone who wasn’t there then passing very peacefully.
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@DavidJa51216245 Oh another thick bastard. 🤦‍♀️
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@kentishsal @ChrisGiles_ EU citizens don’t get any proof that they live on the U.K. That’s the issue.
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7 months
STAFFED BY BELIEVERS. What in gods fucking name is this shit?
@reformparty_uk
Reform UK
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It is now crystal clear ONLY Reform UK will stop the boats. Here’s our 6 point plan 👇
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Labour are going to allow Natalie Elphicke in? Get in the absolute fucking bin. Jesus fucking wept. Just no.
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@KateEMcCann @QuakerPete I remember this one from a few years ago as well.
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1 year
Wait. So Tories want to reduce immigration but need immigration to pay for public sector pay rises? What. The. Fuck.
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This is so insane I can’t even comprehend it. Under Blair people complained they got a doctors appointment too soon. 😳😳🤦‍♀️
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James Heale
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Clip from the Question Time 2005 election leaders’ special in which voters complain to Tony Blair about being given doctors’ appointments sooner than needed
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Couldn’t afford Sky but could afford Winchester college. What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck. #sunak
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@FaerieDust75 @mikeysmith They do. But he’s never been a good leader.
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This is magnificent.
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Happy Maggies Death Day. This woman on the day of her funeral will be forever in our hearts ❤️
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@Cinetti @Feargal_Sharkey @MimiJ9 @MartinSLewis We told them no to the fixed deal of course. They offered us a DD of £800 a month instead. So we cancelled that as well. I’m reading the meters at the end of the month and paying for what I use. Last month was £270.
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Reform, Britain First and UKIP got almost 10% of the vote in Tamworth. Add that to the Tory votes and you’ve still got 50% of the electorate voting for atrocious right wing policies. What the fuck 😐
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Absolutely hilarious that all the racist supporting dickheads are still going on about this ‘silent majority’ that only exists in their stupid heads. The majority will vote against the Tories and Reform. It’s over. They’re done.
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@okitwas @bberrybeth365 14 years of Tory government. Too impoverished to move. Hates what the county has become and yet is scared of a Labour government. Absolutely fucking nuts. 🤦‍♀️😳
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@TallyCat8 @IanDunt I’m onboard. I think it’s fucking brilliant and makes a great point. Everyone is outraged about a fucking painting whilst the world burns yet people can’t afford to turn their gas rings on.
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@CenterParcsUK This is the most absurd thing I’ve ever heard. Where are people supposed to go? 😳
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@susannahbutter Not just extra shipping charges. It’s VAT and customs charges. It’s what not being on the customs union means. How do people not know this? It’s truly incredible. 😳
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I cannot comprehend that this is real. Just what the fuck. 😳
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2 years
Imagine living in a country where the government thinks the two main vote winning policies are going backwards by decades to a system of measurements that barely no one else uses and then deporting people to Rwanda. This is England in 2022. #Imperial #JohnsonOutNow #GTTO #deadcat
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My local Co-op have put Covid screens back up. Anyone else seeing this?
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@carolvorders Her billionaire Tory donor husband was at the Covid lockdown party with Shaun Bailey.
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5 months
Remember when female Labour MP’s begged Boris Johnson to tone down his language after receiving death threats and his response was “I have never heard such humbug in all my life” and yet Tories MP’s are now getting upset about one of their own quitting.
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2 years
@AlistairHaimes @NadiaWhittomeMP Is this a joke? His wife was a non dom. Literally declared that her intention was to NOT remain in the U.K. to avoid paying tax whilst he was Chancellor. Yet here he is wanting to be PM with his wife very much here.
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@bmay What a terrible day to have eyes.
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"We are all Brexiteers now" Over my fucking dead body we are. Sick of people thinking they speak for me. You don't. #bbcqt #brexit
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