@catherinesclaws
do ! not ! bathe ! ferrets !!!
and if they need a bath because they got dirty, don’t use ferret shampoo!!!
ferrets are going to have a natural odour no matter what. bathing them makes them produce more oils, making them smell worse.
@catherinesclaws
bathe them like twice a year, with non instant oatmeal in an old sock. it won’t dry out their skin, and it’s way better than the shampoos they sell. some of the shampoos even have toxic essential oils for ferrets, it’s so messed up.
waterparks: hey we’re doing an international tour with places we haven’t been before and places we haven’t been in a long time
all the replies: omg come to london!! come to milwaukee! manchester !!! new york !!!!! los angeles !!!!!!
CONTEXT: this person is a 15 year old that asked someone’s 8 year old sibling if they knew what sex was, then proceeded to ask the child to describe it!
@rockfuckkill
am i gay quiz
normal height of adult man
am i short
how to get people stop thinking you’re gay
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how to make your kids not see you as a joke
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how to tell if a song is written about you
how to get over an ex
almost died today.
a robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
luckily, self sabotage by waterparks ft good charlotte was playing in the background.
he died of internal earbleed.
thank God.
@catherinesclaws
do not put them in the little rodent balls. it’s horrible for their spines.
ferrets cannot live in small cages like hamsters. you need a minimum one story ferret nation cage for 2 ferrets. i have a 2 story one for my 2 ferrets.
don’t give them anything marshalls brand basically.
@catherinesclaws
do not house ferrets alone. ferrets are very social animals and need friends. one of my ferrets was a rescue, and once i got her a friend she got way happier and healthier
as a cishet person i feel so unwelcome on parxtwt bc all anyone talks about is gay gay gay. i feel like if i tell anyone i'm straight they'll get mad at me. i feel like an outcast simply for being straight and cis. i wish yall didn't make everything about being homosexual like :/
okay so my mom went to highschool with ray. they were in the same friend group. ray would get all excited when he saw her and he’d be like “LIZZZZ!!!!” so that’s cool
@zephanijong
fun fact: he lives 30 minutes away from me and he often hangs out at a coffee shop in my tiny fuckin town. so i could leave the house and see him at any given moment. i live in fear.
hey gang! friendly reminder!!
joking about your trauma is fine. making jokes about yourself is completely fine.
making jokes about other people with the same trauma is not okay. jokingly threatening someone is not okay, even if you have been through it.
my oldest sister and my mom went to their mutual friend’s kid’s birthday party and she met ray (she was also a baby.) my dad knew of ray but they weren’t friends