Madeleine Aggeler
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love to laugh!! lifestyle and wellness reporter for @guardianus madeleine.aggeler at theguardian dot com
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hiii, btw i'm the reporter for well actually, the
@GuardianUS
's new lifestyle+wellness section that launched today! it's so good, i hope you'll check it out. and please send any piping hot lifestyle+wellness tips to madeleine.aggeler
@theguardian
.com 🌸
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no way to say this without sounding like a sicko, but i love to see real human teeth
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a friend-in-law is one of your best friends' best friends who you've met maybe 4 times but you know everything about their job, relationships, career, family, shame, dreams, medical history etc
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all personal essays should be at least a little bit embarrassing because being a person is embarrassing
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saying "EMBARGOED" at the beginning of all my gossip so people don't repeat it
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my book club told me i had to stop choosing books that were just "sad girls thinking things"
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if she wants to edit her own photos, you know who she should ask for tips
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presidential medal of freedom for paula pell in girls5eva !!
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watched lotr the other day and thought being a ringwraith sounded kind of nice... hanging out with your 8 bffs for all eternity... riding horses together through scenic countrysides in search a tasteful piece of jewelry... wearing billowy robes
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"i can't believe mary's coworker would say that, especially with everything that's been going on with her dad and his job" me, who met mary once at a barbecue in 2015
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AI will never be able to generate a name as powerful as a pregnant 26-year-old Herbalife distributor in Wasatch can
This is a directory for some children's rodeo in Utah and ,boy , these names are fucking AMAZING
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we asked readers to tell us about their best friends. the answers were really nice :)
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i heard you took your gf to the la philharmonic and she didn't make a peep...
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the guardian is launching a wellness newsletter and i'm writing it! woohoo!
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@OneNerdyOpinion
hi matt! i'm a journalist from the guardian. could i dm you a couple of quick questions about dandruff? thanks!
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🚨urgent🚨 i did a life coaching session with parvati. we meditated and she had me draw and name my anxiety (her name's kathy)
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well actually has a new column called "will this fix me?" and i discovered a horrible new facet of my personality: i love cold plunges :(
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every day i learn of a new clothing brand that makes shapeless beige sacks for $500
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“Who are you outside a relationship? Why do you need a partner to define you? Maybe try being single for a while,” - me to Rupert Murdoch, if he asked
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what i've learned from living with a soccer fan is that soccer is literally always happening ... early morning? soccer. afternoon? soccer. middle of the night? you guessed it: soccer
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watched this trailer and suddenly i understand the male impulse to shout "let's gooooo"
The trailer for Luca Guadagnino’s ‘CHALLENGERS’ starring Zendaya, Josh O’Connor and Mike Faist has been released.
In theaters September 15, 2023.
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I quit drinking five years ago today :) I feel very happy and lucky
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for the
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on an agatha christie kick and it's sooo nice having everything spoon fed to me. a new character shows up and u think, "i wonder if he's good or bad," and she's like, "he looked normal... but his vibes were TERRIBLE."
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went to 90s con and felt a million years old
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Guy Fieri Gives Touching Speech at Son Hunter's Pickleball-Themed Engagement Party
Guy Fieri Gives Touching Speech at Son Hunter's Pickleball-Themed Engagement Party: 'The World Is Yours'
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the power of kristen stewart is that she is both a hot girl and a weird little guy
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i loved this
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essay on the difference between loneliness and solitude. i also need at least one monastic weekend a month or i become a menace ✨
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i wrote about things to see in washington, dc! my hometown, and also the hometown of dave bautista and jon bernthal. i think we’d all get along great
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And Just Like That makes me feel angry, confused, upset, baffled, disoriented, and it's so important to me that I watch every single second of it
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this season’s hottest accessory is a bf with a bird name
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sending love and light to the version of myself that woke up at 3 am in an existential panic, thought, "i need to get SERIOUS," and then signed up for a criterion channel subscription and made a note in my phone about buddhism's four noble truths. hope she finds peace
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there's something so degrading about lowering an office chair... the violent jerk down and silly little bounce at the end... humiliating
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"There is something unsettling and bleak about this pursuit of personal knowledge through the dictation of other people, this inability to see oneself and the assumption that other people know you best."
i love
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monitoring the dog boarding farm’s cute instagram account to see how often they post pictures of my dog
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as someone who attempts this cut every 5 years, all it does for civilians is make you look like a court jester, and when see your family your dad will say things like, “handsome little boy,” or “look, it’s peter pan,” even though peter pan has a pixie cut
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