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a child prodigy who has eclipsed mozart

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@turdducken
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@MikeIsaac @bad_takes all time favorite example of this
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@ElBartoArmy @postoctobrist i called NOPD after a blackout drunk guy drove his dodge charger into jackson square (pedestrian-only park) and tore out his undercarriage then got into fistfights with everyone asking 'are you okay, man'. no response over 20 minutes, station was 3 blocks away
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@merrittk @dennisbhooper you gotta head to the casino next to the racetrack where at least half the people playing slots have diabetic amputations so you know when you put your money down you are at the saddest place on earth
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@turdducken
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@sierralayko @coopercooperco katrina there was a 24/7 bar in the quarter that stayed open the entire time
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@dmarusic this is an accurate comparison to israel as in the name of stamping out the tigers sri lanka started killing every man woman and child in tamil areas
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@KrangTNelson oh, so you went to 1982 south africa for 10 days and decided apartheid is bad? when you know no afrikaans or qhosa? do you even know anything about the boer war?
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@malsaafin @ByYourLogic ive been saying that the old generation of hasbarists knew what they were saying was bullshit and the newer generations grew up on the bullshit and believe it
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@PinstripeBungle at the height of covid they all refused to take the vaccine so the jail moved them to their own wing
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@clickholebot @Very__Regular im a louisianan who speaks parisian french and made a joke about quebecois french to my friends quebecois sister-in-law and years later shes still asking at their family dinners if 'that bastard has died yet'
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@MikeIsaac @bad_takes my friend, i unfortunately know *all* the dark triad man's lore. years ago before his ban i got him hopping mad on here when he posted 'another day contemplating power and conquest' w a pic and i said the $12 a bottle ruby port he was drinking was what i used for cooking
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@Aurorraz_ @Very__Regular i took a minibus from cairo to dahab and the fellas were roasting a guy who'd bought a rusty bicycle for his daughter and years later i took out a 19th century book on egyptian insults from the boston athenaeum & found they had been using the oldies/goodies from 150 years before
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@NoahHurowitz @JaneOst_ i dont think he even has a sockpuppet. this is like the 12th ethnicity hes claimed
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@sierralayko @coopercooperco strip clubs do tend to be good places to shelter during hurricanes bc of the lack of windows
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@ElBartoArmy @postoctobrist i live on the lavender line of bourbon st where the bars turn gay and i know not to even bother calling the police when a couple peels off and a dude starts beating on his lady. down the steps i go with the baseball bat, the wonders of saturday
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@PinstripeBungle yup! covid was tearing through jails and prisons so it was thought best to isolate the unvaccinated j6ers who also refused to wear masks from the rest of the jail pop
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@ByYourLogic @ettingermentum her 2020 campaign had an insane amount of bought accounts that didnt bother to delete the post histories. bitmoji avi in hardhat 'im a gay black construction worker who loves the khive' and the tweets 2 years back would be from one of the most racist 14-year-olds in alabama
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@PinstripeBungle @postoctobrist it feels very 19th century that the agency that flies into the eyewalls of hurricanes is also responsible for deep-sea exploration and is run out of the department of commerce
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@sofiabuffgf this is basically what happened whenever i was invited to someones house in yemen except instead of mathematics it was the optical lenses made during baghdads apex and 25% of the time it was a guy who i realized 3 cups of tea with milk in was in al-qa'eda
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@christapeterso completely beside the point yet to my earlier point about tissues in the mideast
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@postoctobrist ah yes the book universally despised by jews whose gentile author yelled at the auschwitz museum for being wrong when they pointed out its many inacurracies
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@EmmaTolkin installing a urinal in his house is where i slipped a finger along my hat for a real one
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