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why didn’t anyone warn me before leaving the house that i looked like a cigarette
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lord the men you put on this earth to hunt and provide are trying to make Q from impractical jokers a right wing icon.
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multi millionaires be like “matched!” over a 50 fucking dollar donation.
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the golden globes are incredibly unserious how can you possibly put no hard feelings, may december, and poor things all in the same category.
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this happened to my buddy Mom.
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they would bartend at a child’s birthday party if it meant promoting that damn mezcal.
Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston as bartenders at Drake’s birthday.
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so jealous of lin manuel miranda he is literally annoying for a living.
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a drug company doing a celebrity brand partnership like it’s a perfume sold at kohls is so crazy
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j.d. salinger made sure to never let the catcher in the rye be made into a movie because he knew that timothee chalamet was coming.
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boss needed one of us to cut laminated flyers so she said “who’s the best cutter here?” and i said “me when i was 13” and she got mad at me
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me when my phone says my screen time went down 5%.
The teenager who lives like it's the 1940s
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john mulaney could do wolf of wall street but leonardo dicaprio couldn’t do kid gorgeous.
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staying at my mom’s oomf’s house during the hurricane (they became pen pals in the 80s and sent duran duran fanfiction to each other).
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her and barry have been fighting over the bondi sands self tanner bottle.
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i can’t stop laughing at this because he’s acting like he was getting ready to play the joker.
“I’d lost 15 pounds, did a very specific diet, grew my hair out, was shaving to make sure that I didn’t look like I had five o’clock shadow all the time. I was stripping myself into being a teenager for what is hopefully the last time.” - Ben Platt on starring in #DearEvanHansen
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imagine if he became president and we all just had to be chill about the fact that the first lady is the bitch from curb.
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oh angelmamii must be scared…. .
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outdoor comedy shows are awesome. last night a cat jumped on the stage
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also. he doesn’t even look that sad he always looks like that😭 trust me he does not need your empathy. wittle baby trump is gonna be okay guys.
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haven’t needed an snl cast member this bad in years.
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me when the waiter asks “save room for dessert?” and someone at the table immediately says “oh definitely not” before anyone (me) can speak up
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woke up found out trump won, went to work, went to the gynecologist, got blueberry munchkins from dunkin, drove an hour to a comedy competition and bombed, now i’m at an idkhow but they found me concert and it’s only 8:30
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was just watching this and my mom says “who’s that?” and I was like “oj” and she goes “WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM?!”.
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it’s so funny to me when people misspell “bawling” as “balling”. like y’all will be like “rip grandma. i’m balling so hard right now”.
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desperately need what they have (be 75 years old and in a situationship)
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when you’re out with friends trying not to think about if he’ll text you back.
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DONT OPEN THE REPLY TO.THIS???.
bringing a pic of mike myers to my hairdresser from now on.
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i think about this video so often that i think it’s becoming a mental disorder
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chris pratt finding out that some people think that other people with his first name are better than him
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absolute nightmare scenario of having a “here is why everybody hates you” article published.
Ivy Wolk’s work in ‘Anora’ went viral this week. Not because of the performance, but because people have opinions on Ivy Wolk. Here’s why.
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*john mulaney gains weight after years of drug abuse, looks tired because he’s a new dad and 40 years old* .18 year old girls in tiktok comments: he looks like shit… is he using again? that’s what happens when you cheat 💅💅💅.
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tbh it made me like her more cuz i don’t want someone my age to have what i want without help.
She is now the second instance of someone I really like on TikTok getting hired on SNL, me thinking that’s so cool and amazing just for me to learn their a comedy nepo baby 😔.
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netflix documentary about brendon urie’s crimes where they interview ryan ross, jon walker, dallon weekes and any other individual he’s screwed over WHEN.
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the lonely island digital short in the year 2024. maybe life is worth living.
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love how people are saying covid is the first pandemic in decades as if borhap stan twitter didn’t happen in november 2018.
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8 year old me sucking on my wet hair after swimming in chlorine for 4 hours
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this whole time i thought i was gonna be interning for mtv but i’m interning for comedy central
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not to be controversial but whenever celebrities say they “didn’t know” about w**dy all*n I think of this
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when i die im gonna ask god for a roster of every person that’s ever had a crush on me.
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am i the only one who equates any young celebrity that went to nyu to nepotism babies or.
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me and glenn shaking on an agreement to make it illegal to ever quote dennis reynolds to him
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why the fuck am i going to college for journalism.
Little baby boy-man John Mulaney just had a John-Munn-baby
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and he knew that creep by radiohead would be the song that plays in the trailer.
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you are all so fucking annoying. woody allen is a shit person and that’s not up for debate lmao.
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why don’t they just. oh idk. get a new host?.
'SNL' cast won't be forced to appear with controversial host Elon Musk
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who let the statue of liberty take a .5.
Wow! Flooding in NYC is so bad right now the statue of Liberty is completely surrounded by water the only way to get there is by boat ⛵ !
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only reason i’d ever have kids is so when im giving a speech at an award show i can say in the camera “thank you to my amazing children who are at home. and hey, you should be in bed!”.
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check on your local hot girls. they’re broken over the news about joe leaving impractical jokers.
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changed who can reply to the tweet because I don’t like that this created a violent misogynist thinktank….over impractical jokers (Q if you see this please call me).
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bitches be like “I can’t see it chapter 2 cuz I hate jumpscares” but watch ellen 😑.
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ppl are acting like i’m being mean to him as if I didn’t just say how jealous I am of him bc I too, as an inherently annoying person, would love to have his life.
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and yes this is how the tik tok ends but even just feelinh bad for a SECOND is ??? plus i’m not even talking about this girl it’s the comments that rlly get me
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i’m losing it over the fact he came out with a public apology over this.
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they are about to write the saddest fucking song you’ve ever heard.
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me using the word crazy above a pic that talks about mental health stigma 🫢🫢.
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i wish stan twitter was around when the circus was like super popular.
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hair stylist overtoned the shit out of my hair and charged me $200 for a robert
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Will Taylor Swift's boyfriend Travis Kelce propose to the superstar in front of 170 million Super Bowl TV viewers?
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@bigthunderthi @golden_yasin we’re not asking you to look at something disturbing like that lmao??? it’s literally just a picture of him looking sad, you literally have to have worms for brains to feel empathy for someone like him. where is the correlation with your analogy.
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new coworker is oversharing at a level never seen before. our boss told him “you’re so smart!” and he said “i’m not smart. if i were smart, i’d never let my wife divorce me all those years ago”
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mom made me take a first day of school type pic in my chappell roan outfit
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the cinderella remake was soooooo close to being british comedy gold when they put james acaster and romesh ranganathan in it but then fumbled hard when they threw james corden in.
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Travis Kelce Saying L-Word to Taylor Swift on NYE, Fans Reading His Lips | Click to read more 👇
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the best break in a while heidi you are everything.
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both ed sheeran and chris pratt are gonna be on james corden tonight. a new pandemic is about to begin.
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please be older than me please be older than me please be older than me.
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