TurboThad (kween/acc)🥛☀️
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State MENSA Treasurer (TX). Crypto Cowboy. Grappler. Satirist. Thing Doer. $KWEEN + $DORITO Trader: @eldorito_club
Bee Cave, TX
Joined December 2016
Betray me at your peril, inside me lurks two primordial selves locked in eternal struggle
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This misunderstands the very specific cultural aesthetic Tucker has adopted. He's doing "new england gentleman outdoorsy" —An aesthetic particular to Maine (where he is), New Hampshire, Vermont and rural CT/MA. Pseudo outdoorsy-country but still spitting distance from the major
Tucker Carlson 10 years ago: a preppy private school kid with a bow tie and a CIA dad. Tucker now: a real down-to-earth country boy, loves his tobacco, guns and shoots interviews in a cabin with deer antlers on the walls. Incredible. I believe that's what they call "maskirovka".
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I know it's probably not the time but that’s the 20L Peak Designs “Everyday Backpack” and I’ve used it for years. Great backpack
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Hey guys kind of embarrassing but what's the origin of the locked in crystals thing normies are asking me.
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I find it super funny that the eternal NYC hipster population that's worn as fashion whatever social fad is about to be hot at the time from the flappers, to the beatniks, to the weather underground and black panthers decided that "dissident right" during the 2020-2024 Trump.
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On election night a friend called me and one of the things I said was "In 2 weeks Trump will walk into Madison Square Garden to thunderous applause before his people as the president elect, a genuine caesar moment.". That's tonight. Best timeline.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is going to UFC tonight at Madison Square Garden, New York
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I have been reliably informed that my “future brother in law” does ***not want to “pop a Christmas addy”
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@bendellwerry I hope it was something completely retarded like discussing hawk tuah girl coin.
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Take a break from the political news cycle to check out this striped bass my dad just caught!
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They defeated the largest military superpower on earth and took billions of dollars of their stuff. I think they’re allowed to do whatever they want.
Taliban's "SF" on tires is tied for pointless displays with North Korea.
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The Whatifalthist Saga (TLDR). I feel bad typing this because it feels like a dunk for the sake of dunking but it is literally just the description of a trajectory. > Above average iq (but by no means prodigious) kid strikes gold by accident making "what if/alternative history"
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@uncledoomer I demand backpack identification cred.
I know it's probably not the time but that’s the 20L Peak Designs “Everyday Backpack” and I’ve used it for years. Great backpack
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funny how Kingdom of Heaven actually sucks but the vibes are so immaculate that people still talk about it 20 years later
funny how A River Runs Through It actually sucks but the vibes are so immaculate that people still talk about it 30 years later
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this was rejected at the ballot box.
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As a subject matter expert, Master Chief should be played by Karl Urban and Karl Urban alone, and you should never see his face.
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Man I can't believe he said that one thing about that one time in Charlottesville seven years ago, why is this $21 now?
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The unsung story of this election was JDs weight loss journey. We’ve won.
Atlas turns 1 today. You know what he wants for his birthday? For you to get out there and vote for Donald J. Trump for president (and his dad for veep)
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@uberboyo Fun Fact: My entire lifting system is based on improvements to his system from 2011 (I was 16/17). Keep in mind, back then he said no supplements, training 3-4x/wk, but it was a quite good system. His lineage (he isn't smart enough to invent things) is an old ebook called Visual.
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Four years at a New England boarding school and all I got was this fashion insight.
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Anyone else feeling like there won't even be enough energy for violent riots when Trump wins? Kamala will exit in awkward silence, leaving in the air the uncomfortable hilarious truth that the Dems became pro-border, pro-Israel, pro-war Dick Cheney allies, all for nothing.
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My dad just sent me a picture of this newspaper he kept from 2016
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It is quite funny that despite raising over 1 billion dollars the Kamala campaign has not been able to produce a single “iconic” photo. Goes to show greatness cannot be bought or faked.
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@Martposting But mart, do you know how many urban-industrial converted warehouse breweries with giant jenga and super sized lawn chairs we could fit in that bad boy?.
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The 2024 election was a loss for the moderating forces in the Democratic party, and an implicit win for the radicals. Now, they're going to take the exact wrong lesson away. Prediction:. - First, the Far Left will conclude "we ran HARD towards center on policy and got smoked".
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Imagine the miracle it will be treated as, the utter disbelief, the shock, from the establishment if the common sense private sector truism that “you can fire people and spend less and things get better” gets applied to government.
BREAKING: Elon Musk is extremely determined to fire federal bureaucrats in partnership with Trump, stating that at least 75% of them need to be cut, according to Vivek Ramaswamy.
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@RWApodcast I think it's to a tasteful and traditional degree for a classic New England successful WASP.
This misunderstands the very specific cultural aesthetic Tucker has adopted. He's doing "new england gentleman outdoorsy" —An aesthetic particular to Maine (where he is), New Hampshire, Vermont and rural CT/MA. Pseudo outdoorsy-country but still spitting distance from the major
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So tired of cringe turbonormie threads like this showing up in my feed. How do I stop this?.
At Steve Jobs's memorial service, all 500 guests were gifted one book. It was a book Jobs reread every year for 38 years. Here are 5 ideas from "Autobiography of a Yogi" he used to build the $1 trillion Apple empire:🧵
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I'm a MENSA member and have watched this video three times and still cannot figure out why we are not irradiating the land between India and China to prevent Indians from entering China and winning The Game.
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Huge win to get someone else to speak in your terms/admit to your framing while thinking they’re making an opposing point. This is an admission that they airdropped 5% of the Haitian population into the country. That’s it. Win
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The most bullish case for the future of America is that we have are the wealthiest, best place to live on earth, all while having 20-30% of our money, all of us, taken and flushed down the toilet annually. We're like the fastest car in a race with a governor on.
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@TheRoyalSerf Fast talking quirky annoying mid Anglo-Saxon women like this mother geniuses btw.
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@vocalcry I feel like this is the spiritual equivalent of doing a three week water fast and starving yourself nearly to death for the sake of “getting serious about my health” when really the insight you needed was to eat a little less and exercise a little more.
Psychedelic philosophers used to say psychedelics are useful for gaining “perspective” on your life because you see yourself in an altered state (from a different perspective) and this provides valuable or actionable insights for change. Gaining “Perspective” is good for you in.
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Psychedelic philosophers used to say psychedelics are useful for gaining “perspective” on your life because you see yourself in an altered state (from a different perspective) and this provides valuable or actionable insights for change. Gaining “Perspective” is good for you in.
Wife is a Psychologist. She has good friend who is a Psychologist. Her friend - married 10 yrs, normal life, 3 kids, good practice. Decided to try Ayahuasca. Within 3 months of doing it, she vanished one day. Husband got ahold of her. She decided to go to Romania because she.
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This is spinachbrah, feel old yet?.
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I know everyone's loved hating on Rogan this cycle but what if waiting to put Trump on until 10 days before the election was done for maximum effect? Assuming it's a good showing, is there a single more impactful window you could choose than 10 days out? I'll take it.
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Bryan Johnson makes a lot more sense when you realize he's an ex-Mormon. Salt Lake City is the plastic surgery capital of the country, Mormon housewives go hard on their perfect white clad injected and augmented look. Bryan is just a male Mormon housewife with 400M in the bank.
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@Aristos_Revenge President Trump been reading your feed.
Another FAKE and STAGED photo from someone who has no clue what she is doing. You have to plug the cord into the phone for it to work! Biden and Harris abandoned Americans in Afghanistan. They sacrificed Americans to an Open Border, and now, they have left Americans to drown in.
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Financial advice: you could learn how to do this in 2025
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@MysteryGrove Hottest Take no one seems to be willing to make: We are all showing up and this is not some back-and-forth football game. We are dominating now we will continue to dominate. Landslide.
So the R's are significantly outperforming in early voting. Which is what a landslide would look like in real time. There has been no catalyst to push Ds to vote late/on election day. We could just be getting the election results a week early.
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@bizlet7 Because this is meant to be a viral tik tok for normies, nothing else. (fake martial art).
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Someone please make right wing ice cream please and thank you
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Do I know all the details? Nope. Do I care? Also nope. I stand with @captivedreamer7
Yeah, lost my job. Chuck Johnson sent canadian police to my workplace and I got fired.
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@helloiampoppy For the same reason we laugh at LARPers in the park. A bunch of adults in costumes acting out a fashion, taking one another seriously, it's objectively funny. They would have made such good rabid anti-Bush anti-Iraq War vegetarians in 2004, just born a little too late.
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The warmth+human contact of a woman who will bear you children is not only more powerful than any of these, but far more lindy and evolutionarily aligned.
Best sleeping stack?. - naked.- ear plugs.- mouth tape.- 3d eye mask.- menthol oil on chest.- breath right stripe on nose.- cozy fiction book reading before.- megadose magnesium glycinate.- fresh winter breeze through window.- magnesium chloride rubbed on balls.
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Those girls in Salem in 1690 were 100% guilty and when Trump gets back in office we’re going to prove it.
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I like to think some autistic hunter gatherer from 15,000 BC who everyone mocked for obsessively whittling twigs around the campfire smiles down on his descendants
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Little did we know the “Let him cook” meme was all leading up to a single point in spacetime
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I've often been a defender of @whatifalthist but this reeks of "I'm 23 with an above average IQ and a large following and just did psychedelics for the first time and the entire thing has gone to my head."
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@cimmerian_v Your meter sux, I fix OK:. “Bronze Age Pervert, Giga Thad, Wife Jak, Based Dad.Haitians eating cats and dogs in Springfield, Ohio. Femaels on the podcast scene, .Biden's eating ice cream.Fake VAX, wealth tax, psychos from the Congo!!!”. Say it out loud and feel the music brother
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Physique Friday a day late. Rocking an “1889 mustache” lately. Life is good
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5 days until I’ll know if I can buy groceries or if I’m going to war
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@uncledoomer (For those who don't know this is the new hit Netflix film “Carry On” a crime thriller starring TSA agents. The TSA agent protagonist? Handsome in shape white male. The brilliant detective solving the crime behind the scenes to help him stop the terrorists? Black woman 💅🏿).
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Dasha.Dasha is the "earlier on the journey" self insert to Anna. I think most reasonably bright women running "factory settings" cultural software yet able to think for themselves arrive to their mid-late 20s like Dasha, worn out by the world, jaded, and a bit nihilistic, having
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@ccmembersonly If you don’t feel naked without a collar in such situations you are either an actor playing a part or totally lacking in sense of class and decorum.
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I'll add that there are of course participants in any fashion fad that will genuinely come to believe in the clothes they're wearing, adopt it, cross the chasm. My favorite examples are Anna and Dasha, representing two stages in the cocooning/metamorphosis, with one outcome.
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Throwback to one of my best Twitter moments (old tag). August, 2021
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@GraduatedBen Ski patrollers are mostly good and patroller involved shootings are usually justified by body cam footage.
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I often wonder what will happen when the modern West collectively realizes that our obedience and compliance to government are voluntary habits derived from our high trust European origins, not from the barrel of a gun. ^I started responding to @FromKulak and @RetroCoast and now.
400,000 names. The FBI is Retarded. This is a prime example of government incompetence. The FBI only has 35,000 employees. Assuming emergency activation of all of them, and they can deploy 10 -20k of them in teams of two to overcome resistance (they have other jobs, not least
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Now you see why Iran was letting Hamas and Hesbollah garbage rockets crash into the iron dome: to stress test it, probe for vulnerabilities, and deplete ammo (it uses a ton of ammo). Now Iran proper’s missiles are pounding ground in Israel unopposed. Gen 2 warfare is back.
Iranian Ballistic Missiles are raining over Israel. Iran is expected to launch 240 to 250 missiles in two waves at four targets in Israel.
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Vance (6'2).Trump (6'3).Barron (6'9). Visually showing the handoff from the old, dysgenic, and decrepit, to something new
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@bitcoinand_beef Ashamed at how much I paid for this (though naked work in front of it is nice, like having a fire)
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So the R's are significantly outperforming in early voting. Which is what a landslide would look like in real time. There has been no catalyst to push Ds to vote late/on election day. We could just be getting the election results a week early.
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Genuinely impressed by the ill advisedness of this flop:. - Biopic of 90s British pop star Robbie Williams who most of the world has never heard of.- Director decides to cast him as a CGI monkey as a sloppy metaphor for life as a performer.- Has so far made 1M on a 110M budget
‘BETTER MAN’ has only earned $1.1M in the film’s U.S. release so far, on a budget of $110M. Read our ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review:
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In honor of girls posting things about that obviously guilty murderer who stabbed a woman 42 times and just got executed, reminder of the time Joe Rogan had on a “criminal justice reform advocate” who had recently been released from prison that Joe was gushing over, who then.
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I’m not married yet, but I think the thing I most look forward to is saying “You forget yourself” to my wife through gritted teeth in front of company.
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We are witnessing a landslide. I don't know why no one will just call it what it is. We are going to win.
So the R's are significantly outperforming in early voting. Which is what a landslide would look like in real time. There has been no catalyst to push Ds to vote late/on election day. We could just be getting the election results a week early.
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Not to be political here but please stop trying to publicly execute my presidential candidate.
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@GarandThumb1 Maybe just consider sticking with one for the rest of your life to create a stable environment for the rearing of healthy well-adjusted children.
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This is how digital nomads stereotype the life they’re consciously or subconsciously bitter they don’t have. Smells of prolonged adolescence.
>mid wife .>average 9/5.>low quality friends.>drinks beer after work.>bad shape, beer belly.>no purpose outside family.>trapped in his hometown.>sports are his only source of joy.>lets life pass by. Don't be this guy.
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