Sink Piss
@PissSink
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Joined October 2013
You’ve been a whore longer than I’ve been alive. Impressive.
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5 days until I’ll know if I can buy groceries or if I’m going to war
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What’s up with all these ugly bitches thinking they’re better than me??
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They’re doing this to me tomorrow all for force feeding a homeless guy a Carolina reaper pepper and telling him it’s a bell pepper afterwards.
The debate for execution of refuse like Marcellus Williams shouldn’t be pro or con death penalty but pro or con public torture prior to decapitation. I would bring trials in stadiums, 300-500 traitorous names paraded nude on streets—things you haven’t seen since Cesare Borgia…a.
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Me on the first date trying not to be weird:.
Do you think Genghis Khan licked pussy?.
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MFW I just found out women are oppressed and paid unfairly in the workforce, literally been crying all morning . 😎
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I would ride bareback on a horse into a tornado ridden battlefield with only a shield and a sack of foraged berries if it meant I could protect this little fella.
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Everybody got their International Day of Jihad outfit picked out?
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Imagine taking this app srsly. ‘we all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinion than our own’. Break the chain. Nothing else matters except hitting macros (I hit mine before noon that day) and finding right pair of jorts . Yes thats hernia
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POV: your homies pulled you out of the abyss and gave you burritos after 😎
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They won’t move the plane cuz some fuckin asshole won’t put a mask on
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I’ve said once and I’ll gladly say it again. When you’ve got legs like hickory stumps the let you do it!
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Apparently it’s illegal to drink beers now, just got pulled over for it.
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Men are happier than women. Dudes fuckin rock. Especially the homies. Love y’all 😎.
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Man is not made for defeat, he can be destroyed but not defeated . If you find yourself facing the chasm, my brother I am right there beside you. We are all gonna make it 😎.
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This guy is my neighbor and he goes on runs around the neighborhood with an invisible fence collar around his neck shocking him into the 4th dimension . He’s gonna make it.
Guys it’s finally time for me to facedox, when you see xanicel tweets this is who is posting them
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*talking to some serpent in the form of a busty blonde at the bar*. “You shouldn’t wear clothes like that, your parents worked hard to raise you and you are disappointing your ancestors every second”. (I pissed on the bathroom wall literally 2 minutes ago) . Chillin tho😎.
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240lbs. They said it could never be done…. I came here to drink milk and treat women with respect, and I just polished off my last gallon buddy. 😎
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I literally dont wear seat belts. Never have. Im missing out? Maybe . The belt alarm is annoying? Ur obviously not listening to Alice In Chains loud enough in your car. Solution to everything. Theres a reason gas station lady calls me Sugar and doesnt for you. Wont explain.
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“Yes this is customer service, you said your refrigerator was running? What does it look like so we can help out?”. “Ok it’s about 6 foot 3 230lbs and pacing around a 6:30min mile down Carothers please hurry I can’t catch it”
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been supplementing this as protein for the past couple of weeks and it has yielded giga results. Hot chicks won’t leave me alone. Fat chicks despise me (for reasons unrelated). & the guy whose credit card I keep buying groceries with is still on the hunt for me . Chillin tho😎
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@artisanclark Have never been one to criticize gym goers but recently they have been making me feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy and I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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This dude with well intentions comes up and gives your girl a priceless piece of advice that she’ll cling to for eternity, wyd??
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‘Sir can you please put a mask on’. ‘My deadlift max?’. ‘No a mask! Put a mask on now please’. ‘All time PR or current?’. ‘Sir you’re a threat to my health Im not gonna ask again!!’. ‘About 505lb beltless, form is crisp’. ‘Sir were in a p*ndemic!’. ‘No thanks idk what that is’
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I’m a simple man. I see a vacant handicap stall, I take it. Most people couldn’t dream about being this honest. Built different.
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Gm kings. I am a simple man. I see all the fellas hanging out . I simply gas them up
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“Somebody smoked 3 cigarettes in between bites of a 14 egg omelet this morning after an hour of hill sprints, didn’t they?”☺️
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Ever since I reached 73 followers I’ve had so many girls in my DMs it’s crazy and to make things worse most of them are unbaptized, I’m literally shivering.
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When you’re handsome and have quads like telephone poles, they let you do it (take them to B Dubs)
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@wobblymami You backed yourself into a slutty corner behaving like a heathen and consequently men will treat you accordingly. I’d still suck your toes you cute little retard. Beautiful nipples btw🥂.
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