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Friends, enemies, on-lookers, & AI overlords; Q4 is upon us, & I only have time for three things in my life:
1. Jiu jitsu
2. Family
3. Hacking the planet
So, even though NetPuppy is just about ready for her first beta release, & even though I love fuckin’ around & coding w/ you
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@Rainmaker1973
She’s fighting for her life and he’s like ‘oh no, my arm isn’t long enough 😌’
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It's been incredibly difficult to keep this to myself but, now that it's official, guess what?!!!?!?!?!?
I'M STARTING AS A THREAT & ATTACK SIMULATION INTERN IN MAY!
IT'S PENETRATION TESTING!
IT'S MY DREAM!
I GET TO CODE!
I GET PAID!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
IT'S BASICALLY EVERYTHING I'VE
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Such a great weekend in Vegas & I just came home to an offer-letter for my first job as a pen-tester!
That’s right homies, on-lookers, & enemies; I did it FOR REAL!
It took me just under 2 years to go from ER nursing to hacking & no one can take that from me.
So cheers to
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I hate to say it, but the more I learn about hacking the more developers make me CRINGE.
How do you write so much code and STILL not know what it does?!
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Imagine learning about processes, concurrency & threading so you can make your Python socket code pop shell subprocesses on a remote host, just to find out Python is cursed & can’t handle thread safety so it uses some horse shit called ‘Global Interpreter Lock’ & puts all your
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Boy math
I have... so many questions.
Is Eduards catfishing as an IG tech influencer with... 115K followers?
The first account she follows is Eduards.
The photos go back to late 2019... and the account might also follow the real woman in the photos?
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@notcapnamerica
Classic. It’s basically a re-skin of “well I was feeling better so I stopped taking my medicine” 🤦♀️
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First time DefCon lessons:
- don’t let the waiter pour Perrier in your glass
- pools close at 7pm
- take pics with your friends cuz you might only see them once
- bring your laptop, duh
- pre-install and configure your tools, duh
- you won’t see all the villages / workshops/
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When someone else denies or belittles your success, it’s probably because they feel threatened by you.
Anyway, just crushed my interview 😁
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@AshleyGWinter
Evidently they’re working on a dead body, or the patient is alive and conscious. Where’s the ventilator? Where’s the IV? Lol
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Guess what?!
I'll be one of the panelists for the Fireside Chat at
@BSidesRDU
, so come say hi!
3:30EST on Friday the 13!🎃
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Today in
@bootdotdev
's Python course, we're learning the fundamental concept of comparisons, like:
if my_biceps > your_biceps:
run_for_your_life()
Come join!
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This is a gentle reminder to myself that I’ve only been learning computers for less than 2 years.
It’s okay if I can’t stand up an entire phishing infrastructure in an hour like my cool friends 😊
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There are a few things I’ve noticed about tech. One is people seem afraid to admit they don’t know.
How come? Is it a weird tech-stigma?
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Skrunky & I have returned (defcon, new job, hacker sh*t, coding)
Come join!
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PSA: it is, in fact, possible to:
- have tits
- show some cleavage
- work on interesting projects
- write good code
all at the same time!
Wow! Mind blowing isn’t it?!
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If you could kindly stfu for a sec, I'm on a very illegal phone call w/ my illegal friends about illegal things.
Burner btw, but you wouldn't understand.
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Guys, I didn’t cause any chaos at linecon, I promise.
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Thank you everyone for the kudos & well-wishes! I wanted to reply to each of you but there are just so many!!
My heart is full & I am feeling self-actualized. Thank you again!
It's been incredibly difficult to keep this to myself but, now that it's official, guess what?!!!?!?!?!?
I'M STARTING AS A THREAT & ATTACK SIMULATION INTERN IN MAY!
IT'S PENETRATION TESTING!
IT'S MY DREAM!
I GET TO CODE!
I GET PAID!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
IT'S BASICALLY EVERYTHING I'VE
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Hey hacker-wannabe-gen-z nerds,
Your writing better be grammatically-correct if you want to be a pen-tester.
Poorly-written reports read like dog sh*t and make you look like an amateur.
♥️
P.S. Grammarly routinely gives bad advice.
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This is the best shot I could get of the back gains.
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Is it just me, or is it a bad idea to put pictures of your newborns with their birthdays & other PII on Twitter?
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Yes, please tell me what I should be using. Yes anon, please tell me about tmux. Please, what is neovim? Why am I not on WSL? I should try Rust? Please yes, what is the best editor? It is Vim? Anon, please, why am I using curl for this? Curl can't even do FTP, anon? The best
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Your ultra rad baby sitter just showed up.I’m here to baby sit you while your parents are away at Twitch con
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Hey guys, just found this completely original design. It was just floating around in the void on the internet. I wonder who made it?
Anyway, can’t wait for DefCon lol
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I keep hearing the feedback "wow, you picked up Golang so fast!"
- It's not bc I'm good at Go.
- It's not bc I'm good at coding.
- It's not bc of ChatGPT.
It's bc I love coding NetPuppy & I can't stop.
I've been learning the parts of Go that I NEED for my project (channels,
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I'm back from the dead;
@bootdotdev
can't get rid of me that easily!! (just kidding lol, I was sick)
Come join for more boolean math while I record another Python walk-through for !
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Finally learned what e/acc means…
Hahahahah ahahahahahahhahha hhahahahhahahahhahahaaahahhahaahhajHjhHhHayoure that dumb? Hahahah ahahhahhaahahhaha hahah ahahah haaha hahahahhaha hahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha hahahhahahahahhahahahhaahahhahahhahahahah aahhaaahahahhahaha
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Sometimes I get jealous of how many more followers people have. Then I remember none of this is real, lol
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Can’t wait for the Crowdstrike videos to drop from all these cOnTeNt CrEaToRs
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Hey, hope you & your mother are doing well. I’m about to start getting paid for hacking.
Have an exquisite evening!
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THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF YOUR LITTLE VOID WHERE YOU CODE AND STUDY AND HACK BY YOURSELF AND PUT. YOUR. SELF. OUT. THERE. TAKE GETTING NOTICED FOR YOUR CRAFT INTO YOUR OWN HANDS.
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After today, you're a pythonista. You get to sit at cafés, smoke long cigs, read complicated novellas, & chuckle w/ your python familiar at the other devs.
You want this, you deserve this. Come finish
@bootdotdev
's Learn Python course with me, & it will all be yours.
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Mom, I made it!
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I thought I was just dumping my pockets at the end of each day, but really I was creating a
#defcon
work of art
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Got my first paycheck as a “tech thot.” What am I treating myself to ladies?
💅 new claws
🎀 salon balayage
💻hash/ password cracking rig
@trshpuppy
@RealSexyCyborg
It's probably because you're not actually a "tech thot" you're a talentless cybersecurity amateur chasing a paycheck and should go back to nursing.
Of course, the very beta's you mention hating are the same ones giving you a hand-out (internship? lol) but I'm digressing a bit.
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I just want to be rich enough to have two giant foo dogs guard my house. Is that too much to ask?
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Fucking useless
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Maybe if you took slack off your phone & stopped checking your work email after hours, you wouldn’t be so burnt out,
hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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It’s giving mad rizz, on god. No cap. Drip goes hard.
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Chat: So you're coding malware on stream?
Me: No, of course not...
Also me:
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Self-taught (coding || hacking) is very disorienting sometimes. There’s no solid way to tell if you’re progressing well or in the right direction.
The only thing that’s certain is whether you know more than you did (which sucks honestly).
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The misogyny on tech Twitter comes in waves. The little beta-incel types get pent up over time, until they just can’t keep it in anymore.
It is a time for memeing & FAFO.
I wake up, pray to
@RealSexyCyborg
& Ada Lovelace, before enjoying an energizing breakfast of pancakes &
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Sending a POST request to the mother-ship of all your creds.
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I've decided red is my lucky color💅. Feels good to finally be winning.
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Shout-out to my college roomie who said my eyes ‘aren’t the right shape’ for cat eye liner.
Suck it.
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So you can RCE the printer, big whoop.
Lmk when you can jailbreak the ink cartridges, then I’ll be impressed!
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Holy shit I’m not the only one who daisy chains for chord management!
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I missed having claws✨
(ignore the jiu jitsu fingers, lol)
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If you don’t like garlic, you’re a vampire or just stupid.
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@StevieGhandiz
@molly0xFFF
Incels can’t help themselves but be f*ckin weird and say weird sh*t like this
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Being tipsy in the sun is underrated & underutilized!
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I told them this means "peace among worlds."
(coding & Hack Space Con recap!)
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As long as I’ve got this peach to look forward to, haters can’t even touch me
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