Madame Sandler
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August 2024: Latest Malware, Vulnerabilities and Exploits
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There’s a lot of negativity on here lately..so here’s a picture of a pitbull who grabbed his stuffy to show another dog while parked in traffic 😍😍😍😍😍
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I feel like infosec twitter needs some acknowledgement for their ability to make absolutely top tier memes IMMEDIATELY when shit goes down
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Anyone want to make some predictions for tonight? I've been calling it for weeks now..Sansa is going to end up sitting on the iron throne.
#GameOfThronesFinale
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Seriously. You shouldn’t be able to see through coffee when you pour it.
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The infosec bikini pics are giving me life..the women are hot af and the men ones are literally hysterical 🤣
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One minute you’re checking out hot Viking guys..next minute you’re in the hospital. Please send positive thoughts
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I don't usually discuss things that are happening in my personal life on here too much..but my Daughter is having a tumor removed from her shoulder this morning and I could really use positive energy sent our way. She isn't scared at all but I'm a nervous wreck!
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Got a message this morning that me liking pictures of tiddies shows up on other people's feeds and gets them in trouble..look folks, if you're following me there WILL be tiddies.
#lettherebetiddies
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All the men of
#infosec
twitter..serious question: How often are you asked to list your accomplishments and prove your abilities on here?
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So..my teenage daughter just said she could take me in a fight...so like...what's the appropriate response as a parent? lol just wondering...
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I have a new infosec con idea...and it's just me fist-fighting dudes. Lmk if you want to speak. I'll make a lasagna.
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Dear Married Men in my DMs: I always know you’re married because you never like or comment on my pictures you always dm me about them..just an FYI!
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I can't stand Alyssa Milano but the people who feel the need to defend billionaires so hard are cringey af..ALSO the people saying she has 10 mil she should donate it all..do you understand the difference between 10 mil and 40 billion is fucking ASTRONOMICAL
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I look tired because I am but I didn’t dress like Adam Sandler today plz tell me good job
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Has it really been two months since I quit smoking?! Honestly proud of myself
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Three weeks ago today I quit smoking. Plz tell me good job.
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No one actually stays in one position all night, right???
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If you see something other than a group of girls having an absolute blast dancing together than that’s on you you absolute fucking weirdo.
These poor girls. Some questions:
• Does sexualized music and dancing lead to sex? Might it lead predatory men to believe these women are open to sex?
• Are the girls drunk? Are any of them sober?
• Are we to believe this is JUST about dancing?
So...
• How many sex
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So browsing Pinterest and there’s an ad for a cat hair dryer box and I cannot stop fucking laughing at this 🤣
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I have a feeling I get pictures of boobs in my inbox more than any man and that’s my biggest flex.
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Literally one of the most overrated shows of all time
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We (The US) offered him evacuation for safety..instead he's drinking coffee with soldiers...I don't think I could respect this man more tbh
The Ukrainian President drinking coffee with the defenders of Kyiv this morning. 🇺🇦
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Am I the only one who thinks pictures on a resume are a big no?
Pastel colors. Moody photos. Bitmojis. No, it’s not a Tinder profile, it’s a résumé. via
@WSJ
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I feel like no one talks enough about the horrible part of anxiety where you just constantly think everyone in your life is mad at you or hates you. It's exhausting.
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If everyone could please say a prayer for me today and send positive thoughts I could really use it. ♥️
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The crap flung at women on here “You’re too technical” “you’re not technical enough” “you’re too skinny” “you’re too fat” “you only have a following because you’re a woman” “you’re too pretty” FFS some of you have never been knocked out by a bitch from Philly and it shows
#suckit
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17 fucking months
3.1M Neiman Marcus Customer Card Details Breached Experts say the detection delay of 17 months is a colossal security blunder by the retailer.
#infosec
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If you can see this tweet please like it or comment...Twitter told me they were suspending me but like...I can still tweet? lol
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Trying on my swimsuits from two years ago 🤦🏻♀️ this is fine..as long as I don’t breathe or make any sudden movements 🤣
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You ever just stop and realize we are going to have to choose between Biden and Trump again and just start laughing at how pathetic and sad it is?
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A year ago I found a lump in my left breast. After having a mammogram and US I told it was a concerning mass and had to have a biopsy. It was a benign fibroadenoma but have had immense anxiety about getting this mammo a year later..just got the email..I'm all clear!
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Cut my own hair again and I actually kinda like how it turned out 🖤
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iOS 15 lets you spy on apps that might be spying on you | ZDNet
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Poor Tobes saved Freyja yet again. She likes to be outside most of the day and Tobes likes to be right by my side inside. A bulldog that lives three houses down got out and charged Freyja, I tried to break them up..screaming for help. Tobes busted through the door.
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Women in infosec..I know salary discussion can be uncomfortable but you need to ask your male counterparts what they are making. The amount of women I've known over the years who were being SERIOUSLY underpaid (we're talking like by $50k a year) is disgusting.
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My daughter has a boy coming over for the first time ever...say a prayer for me...or him
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Omg you guys...my daughter read online that if you make a face mask out of peptobismol it will get rid of the peach fuzz on your face...and it’s literally stained her face bright pink and I can’t stop laughing 😂
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