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@CFB_Memezone
You guys have don’t even have close to a championship caliber team while Big10 has reigning champ and 2 favorites 😂😂😂
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@OleMissManchu
Idk how i get on Ole Miss burners twitter but shit like this makes me happy I am here
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Were Costco Guys! well double team your wife! DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE!
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@NDgal1
Why are you so offended by what Ryan Day said?
So you can throw out statements and we just have to take it. But when we make statements you’re allowed to be offended? Yup got it alright.
See how that works guys
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@Nick_Larkin34
You guys had a good 3 year run. It’s over now. You guys can remember the last 3 years and the 1940’s for your success
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@CFBLive247_
Michigan Fans are gonna be crying when they see this😂😂😂
Gonna be pissed tomorrow when they realize Trey is him
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@BostonDonnyT
I don’t know you BostonDonnyT but I knew like 3 kids with this same thing back in high school. Sorry to break the news to you but you needed to hear it.
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@HowieDern420
@icebergs1mpson
Also how is stadium pulse high if you already got laid? Classic rookie move.
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@WolverineCorner
that’s a team that won an away night game against a top 5 team at the time. you wouldn’t be familiar tho
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Girl go get you a PSL💅💅 Kinda cra cra they are 6.25 for a grande tho …
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@LoelMuetter
You don’t even know how good you have it right now. Enjoy it cause it only goes down from here.
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@REALDonThomas
@MrOH1O
Brother forgets just a couple years ago they were 2-6 or some shit. Stay humble. The run is over.
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HOLY FUCK THEY LET ME GET TO FRIDAY.
I HAVE THE WHOLE WEEK OFF LIBS ARE DISTRAUGHT A WHITE BOI LIKE ME GOT NOTHING TO DO BUT CHILL.
So much meat meet to be devoured, miles ran, weights lifted, beers dranks, days appreciated and libs to ask what they thought about Bidens debate.
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@regimePup
Please block me cause what the fuck even are you … a pup??? Seek god, help or something man
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Just ran 13.4 miles (fucking idiots made it too long) didn’t shit myself and just had chipotle.
My legs barely function but I’m ready to absolutely boooooozeee.
Enjoy a pick me of me right after I finished. Straight to to wheelchair
#sharp
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@Nick_Larkin34
Cheated first 2 years and your players have openly admitted it unintentionally so don’t deny it. Finally have 40+ super seniors when you’re not cheating.
You’ll be humbled heavily this year.
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Fucking Rat working for big seed oil did this to us
Fully convinced that all girls looked like this before seed oils
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🚨 Turn on Cointrees alerts 🚨
Time to goblin hunt these coins
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@MarcusMeth
Only thing that part of the country is good for is football, importing hot sorority girls, golf and fishing. I do highly respect all those things however but that’s all that you have.
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@UMvsEveryone
Bowling Green, ECU and UNLV out of conference schedule. You guys really went for the challenge!
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You’re telling me I can get $100 per shake??????? Sign me up I will shake that mattress for your virgin asses til you run out of coin. I’ll even sign an NDA, purely professionalism out of me.
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@247Sports
@CBSSportsCFB
@MaxPreps
@Swamp_247
@Andrew_Ivins
@cpetagna247
@BrandonHuffman
@SWiltfong247
@Bucknuts247
@AirNoland_
@RaiolaDylan
Damn what changed 😂
Buckeyes falling despite sayin eating at the elite 11?
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@leafsnlifts
Because I respect you, don’t there’s a chance I eat your ass like a hungry phrianna. IF you wear shorts.
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@CFBHome
@SSN_B1G
@SSN_Buckeyes
@SSN_Michigan
@FQUofM
Let’s skip Vegas juice and bet straight up to each other on this my guy. I’ll take OSU
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Was too hung over to mustard up the strength to go to Zach Bryan. I am embarrassed, ashamed and disappointed in myself. I will do better. I will be better. And I will see Mr.Bryan this year. I don’t care if I gotta fly across the country alone. It will be done.
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@CFBLive247_
You’re such a loser it actually hurts. I hope you see your therapist soon. Happy you got this.
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HOLY SHIT! THEY LET US GET TO FRIDAY (Kamala Harris)(Big Seed Oil). WE ARE BACK. I have perfected my low cal high protein burrito. Haircut. Worked(ass). Morning run(also ass). After all this diligence I am really craving a nice vodka soda lime. Nothing crazy keep it light
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COIN TREES MEALS returns. I forgot to take a pic before I ate most of it cause I’m a fat ass but you get the idea
Lettuce, sweet peppers, chicken, Greek yogurt, Ranch seasoning, pepper, and hot sauce. A healthy buf chicken salad post run gets ya feeling better!
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ROOOOOFFFF WOOOF WOFFROOFF WOOF ROOF ROOF
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Indian dude on my team ate went to a steakhouse and had steak for the first time. And he fucking loved it. This is what it’s all about.
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Operation not be fat for Spain in a month starts now (my fatass ate an entire pizza for lunch so good). Lots and lots of chilkin. Prob will eat chipotle everyday for the next month too with coffee for lunch.
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Coins Pre-championship fuel. Going for Game 7 draymond finals type vibe tonight 👍 (haven’t played soccer in 5 years)
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Coin trees dinner returns.
NY Steak stripe, eggs cooked in the seared steak fat with a little goat cheese 🧀 on top😛😛 and some air fried taters!
Cheers
#yum
#ohiostatebballisass
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Landlord asked if I had a dog but I just showed this and he said I’m all good. Guy gets it.
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I wonder if Tate McCrae ever thinks to herself “who is this loser that likes every one of my insta stories” and it’s me
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@MrOH1O
Hopefully JT cause I’m not worried about Sawyer or Tyleik being consistently solid but am with JT
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TO DO LIST
1. Fuck up crackers cheese dips and charcuterie
2. Down gravy potatoes and ham
3. Guzzle a couple vodka sodas
4. Turn into Alex Jones
5. The frogs are gay
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@BuckeyeScoop
Under if we’re being honest. Our running backs are elite but no draft value.
Confident 1st rounders: Denzel, Sawyer, Emeka are my confident 1st rounders
With a good season: Tyleik, Donovan and JT
Long shots: Iggy, Trey and Judkins, Hancock
No: Will Howard
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Happened to me on the beach in laudy except she was so ghetto
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Hello friends. Need some help. Need to unblur this, very important. Will pay.
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The most TEXTBOOK gas station stop for a long drive is right here.
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They were so saying “no way he could do it again he already pissed the libs off so much yesterday” well folks looks like coin went in his bag of tricks and pulled a miracle in the face of adversity.
Greatness
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Accidentally posted this on my actual twitter “Cointrees meal” but we move on and keep truckin.
Cointrees dinner tonight. Carnivore day 21. Added cheese/dairy last week and fruit yesterday.
New York Strip, Salami with Goat Cheese and avocado.
Clean. Simple. Delicious.
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Me on Sundays now that browns season is over
does anyone wanna go to a pumpkin patch together. i will come to you
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“His name is Cooper Dejean he’s massively undervalued at corner position due to just one thing….. he’s white”
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@fatfabfeminist
I can’t imagine a company profits on XXXXXXL clothes. They probably would lose money just on stitching that many X’s in
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Forgot to add pic
Steak didn’t cook evenly cause I forgot to thaw it and even had to pop it in the air fryer to cook the inside. Still turned out solid.
Smoothie bowl - berries, kefir, raw honey, Greek yogurt
Salami w/ goat cheese
Great big dinner after a small lunch
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Playing the David show tonight. I have literally nothing to lose. Those are the scariest squads.
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Goat’d RIP. Actually feel bad for those dorm kids who can’t experience this after a night out
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🚨🚨🚨EVERYONE 🚨🚨🚨 Call your ACCOUNTANT, CALL YOUR BANK, CALL YOUR MOM, CALL WHOEVER but just let them know to expect an influx of cash. Wanna know why?
It’s cause you took MITCHELL ROBINSON o7.5 REBOUNDS
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Love ya Robert and I say this with the upmost respect! I’d bang your wife!
Happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours!
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I just wanna thank god
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very nice a promotion means I can update the resume and start looking for a new jerb!
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Played two of
@KingTailorGang
plays today and absolute money not even sweats. Guys is amazing S/O
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Fellas it’s a 2 for COIN DINNER TN!
Yesterday we had teriyaki chicken w rice and snap peas
Today was my version of a healthy steak n frites with snap peas and juicy ass cantaloupe
Yum!
#dinnertime
#health
#hunggy
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