〽️ichelle 🌹
@Michellek4040
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I like running & being a lawyer. I love my family & college football. I make videos, post photos, and crack bad jokes. I try to be kind.
Joined November 2021
I just use my cleavage to draw attention to the important college football moments of our time.
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He looks like someone stole one of his horses. Game 7 is going to be a bloodbath.
Idk about y’all, but I will be betting on this man in game 7.
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I hope Biden has given Lee Corso the courage to do the right thing.
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Help me understand why they are attacking the person who has finally made them relevant .
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I stopped for lunch on the way home from the mountains & someone asked to take a picture with me to make his friends back at home jealous 🥹😆. He was from Montana, where apparently mid old ladies are hard to come by.
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Most days in high school, I ate lunch alone in the library. I didn’t have many friends so I spent my time in books. I’m returning to my 20 year reunion tonight & feeling pretty grateful for how things turned out. The studying paid off, and I’ve made a few great friends, too. 💙
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The only good thing about this week was beating Ohio State. But that was very good.
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Anyone who tries to have a wedding on October 21st this year should be arrested.
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I know I’ve overtweeted today but I just have to share this amazing rack
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At the ripe old age of 38, I’m just barely secure enough to do something I’ve been scared to do my whole life: I’m going to a concert alone.
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This extremely special Bikini Monday is sponsored by the Michigan Wolverines and their touchdown on Saturday. They also happened to win as 20+ point underdogs in Columbus, in case you missed it. Go Blue!
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Can we please get a NFL Red Zone style feed of police breaking up the encampments? Ideally we could get Gus Johnson on the play-by-play. Would subscribe.
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Team 144 was the last great college football team. Built from the ground up with guys who committed to Michigan before NIL. They switched sides when asked. Ignored their own stats. Battled through injuries. And went 15-0. We will not see a team like Team 144 ever again.
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It fills me with great joy to learn that the way I dress would send Zach Bryan into a fit of rage
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Imagine spending over $20 million in NIL to not go 15-0 and lose in October. HAHAHA 😝
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Sorry for over-tweeting again I just feel responsible for bringing you the best racks
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What kind of sick woman flies halfway across the country just for @CollegeGameDay in Berkeley? . 😷
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I’ve lost 200+ followers and counting from mostly posting bikinis and football-adjacent jokes during these tumultuous times. Love you! Miss you! Wish you well! .Wouldn’t change a thing.
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Based on overwhelming* demand: the maize & blue swimsuit from yesterday . *maybe 4 people
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@realgirl_fieri I know you know this, but you don’t owe anyone an explanation or justification for your body, your movement, or your food choices. That said OMG you are doing so much!! You should feel incredibly proud.
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SURE WOULD.
That’s a nice season you’ve got there. Sure would be a shame if something happened to it 😏
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More meltdowns on my timeline this Saturday evening than on election night. America is so back.
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Bikini Monday. It’s my birthday this week so try to be nice.
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I’ve canceled Bikini Monday this week in order to bring you Beat Texas Tuesday
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LSU v USC. Same story, new QBs, new DCs, great WRs, ?s on D. LSU has a better o line, but SC can get more creative with its run game. SC also has an X factor in Branch and a slight advantage in Vegas. SC +4.5 but LSU deserves the W for scheduling these early season games.
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I hit 40k followers yesterday, which (a) 40 is my lucky number; and (b) is crazy for a 38 yo mom who joined this app in 2021 to talk to podcasters about cfb. I don’t deserve it but I’m so grateful for it!. So it’s Bikini Monday, just in case that had anything to do with it 😆😘
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20 year reunion update:. I hugged a bunch of people, slayed the group photo, and had a great time. Got tacos on the way home. Thank you for your kindness 💙
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We interrupt this political discourse to bring you Bikini Monday. Now back to your regularly scheduled doom scrolling.
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That’s a nice season you’ve got there. Sure would be a shame if something happened to it 😏
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You can thank (or blame) the Oregon Ducks for this Bikini Monday. Congrats to Oregon on winning the B1G this year while Michigan rebuilds. If someone had to do it, glad it was you.
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If you’re married to a Michigan man, don’t bother with presents this holiday season. There is nothing you can buy that will satisfy him more than this.
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Hail to the Victors! . Let’s stay on the Brightside today 💛
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Michigan isn’t playing today. And neither is Ohio State. 😊
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Don’t worry I’m not dead I’m just extremely stressed out about how I’m going to create Christmas magic for my family with impending college football playoffs
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A walk on Michigan QB taking a knee in the Shoe. That’s the tweet.
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I think there’s room for a 145 if Michigan can figure out its QB
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You can always count on Will Howard to throw an interception when Bikini Monday is on the line
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It was always Sainristil 😭. Losing my mind with joy. Love Team 144 so damn much!. G0 BLUE
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SEC & B1G Championships: . I like both new kids on the block. Texas plays its best football away & is better in the trenches. Oregon is more reliable mentally & offensively. Bikini Monday Bet: W by either new kid . If they BOTH win, you get Bikini Twosday as well
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This bikini will be retired from picking football games, but still available for Bikini Monday
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One last gameday backyard pic for the 2023 season! 😭. Now let’s go win a championship 😉. #GoBlue
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New jacket, new week, new chance to make some questionable cfb predictions
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Bonus Bikini Tuesday. Let’s just make it through today 🤍
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This is going to be an AMAZING day of college football. I literally cannot contain myself.
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Sending someone to prison for a year over flag planting is probably unconstitutional. But the fact that they are even trying this because Ohio State keeps losing at home is absolutely hilarious.
NEW: Ohio state Rep. Josh Williams, introduced the O.H.I.O. Sportsmanship Act Tuesday. The act would make it a felony offense to plant a flag in the center of Ohio Stadium💀.
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I heard Elon is starting to crack down on inappropriate content. I put a shirt on just in case…
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They spent $20+ million in NIL. Returned the seniors. Raided the portal. All this, just to lose in your own home to a Michigan team that was missing Johnson.& Loveland. I’m not going to cackle but I am going to enjoy this *thoroughly* 😏
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One of these Mondays, I’m going to run out of bikinis. Today is not that Monday ✌️
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Was going to skip this week but it feels like we need Bikini Monday now more than ever.
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I’d like to thank the SEC for an absolutely gorgeous day of college football
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You can thank the Vols’ two touchdowns for this Bikini Monday
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It will be hard to top the nerd picture. But I’m going to tri
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Sorry I’m wearing sunglasses inside I’ve been sobbing from College GameDay. Anyway, GO BLUE
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“May your locker room be like this bathing suit - in one piece”
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Bad news: work travel again ☹️. Good news: fun travel outfits 🙂. Best news: still me 😜
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Super hot date for the Illinois Nebraska game tonight. That heater throws off some serious BTUs
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Final gameday pic of the year, pretending I’m in Tampa even though it’s 7 degrees outside. Go Blue!
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The real reason I go to country concerts is to talk to people about college football. Slight lean toward the SEC but everyone is enthusiastic and willing. Especially me.
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If I’m going to be accused of photoshop, I’d at least like to know how to blur my closet
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Headed to NYC for meetings. Figured I might as well try to look cute in case I sit next to a lizard person or spontaneously go crazy and get kicked off the plane.
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3/3 on Bikini Monday Bets. This one courtesy of Will Howard’s INT
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I am barely breathing. OSU: incredible game. So much respect. Thank you for an amazing Game.
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Starting the year beating Alabama, and ending it the same way
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