Curtis (Curt) McDonald
@MTGCurtis
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God fearing Patriot. Chicago Bears. Alcoholic by nature. Domestic drinker by choice. FREE THINKER. RIP Delroys. Know my way around a grill
Mount Greenwood, Chicago
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Is she taking a dump or is this a mirror selfie on a toilet with her pants down? Both are absolutely terrible answers
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The minute we get burners talking about rushing and getting bids is the minute I’ll deactivate. I can see it now: some snot nosed freshman at Bama posts a spread of his bid cards with his peter millar rush fit and captions it “they let me get to Friday!”
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@DelawareBASE
@UDBlueHens
@NM_Financial
Congratulations on a job at such a prestigious and reputable financial institution!
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This is not a “burner account” and I am not part of the “burnerverse”
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This app used to be real men being real men. Now its Ole Miss pledges trying to go viral. Know your role and shut your fucking mouth. Come on here to talk about pigskin, grilled meat, politics, business and domestic drinking in that order. Pow usage too. Thanks! 👍🏻
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Just friggin banged my wife on my bed we had triple XXX porno sex I’m a friggin stud yeah baby I’m fucking curtis bitch I banged her nice and good yeah baby
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Friday Itinerary:
First beer - Right now
Order pizza pie - 5:15 PM EST
Lone Survivor rewatch (19th anniversary of Operation Red Wings) - 5:30 PM EST
Niggler picks me up in vehicle - 7:45 PM EST
First tavern - 9:15 PM EST
Second tavern - 10:15 PM EST
Join “DDE” - 10:15 PM EST
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Tanning oil covered teen fuck slut perky tits and big oiled up ass bouncing and shaking close to camera relative unknown porn star not amateur but small following haven’t seen her work before but familiar face google search
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Oiled up tits bouncing and shaking poolside tan complexion by not ethnically ambiguous in tight bikini weather is nice but not hot enough to where she would obviously be sweating but is still clearly summer late afternoon, big name pornstar (Thinking Violet Myers) google search
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Gonna start treating my bar tab budget like the NFL salary cap where if I go over it nothing really happens I was just not supposed to go over it and I won’t be punished for it people will just point out i was not supposed to go over it
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There’s just something sick about a guy like Foodacris saying he would throw Chicago in the ocean. Don’t think the guy who lives in a shed next to a cemetery and directly in the fight path of an airport is qualified to talk about urban planning.
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Foodacris told me he got really in to Deadliest Catch and actually did a trip of crab fishing but was such a bad worker and so much of a pussy they went back to the harbor to literally throw him off the boat
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There’s gotta be some sort of relationship to the video game streaming fella and Foodacris
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After which I’ll turn beet red in anger and deactivate, foaming at the mouth, blood pressure rising
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Skeeter robinson was one of those kids you saw for two weeks freshman year of college before they dropped out to go into the trades and “get rich”, practically live at their hometown bar, except I have respect for people in the trades and Skeeter is a handyman
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If stevie ray vaughan and hendrix aren’t you’re top 2 guitarists of all time you dont know ball. Sorry. Don’t talk to me about music if those aren’t your answers
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Yeah baby I’m fucking curtis bitch gonna pin you down and push that clit around til its red and swollen make you fucking squirt and cum and writhe and squirm all over me I’m fucking Curtis bitch I friggin shoot loads outta my hog fuck you bitch
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If you don’t like this country fucking leave we don’t want you.
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I made some smash burgers on my griddle gonna get aquatic after
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Foodacris’s suspension is permanent, and in fact for threatening to chain the spreadsheet chick to his radiator, per sources.
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Foodacris is a “Gamma Male” LOL
Six Male Personalities of Modern Men Explained:
(What Each Type Brings to the Table)
Open Thread -
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Foodacris just texted me that he’s “serving cunt” at the wedding rn
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My chopper leaves for PA in 15. I’m leading a direct action element of other Tier 1 operators and myself to clear the assassins leftist terror cell.
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This is how yall (Curtis) look when you start a space and wait around just for no one to join it
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Sadie McKenna Faith Ordway Syndey Sweeney interlooping hot pix 20+ minute total video length 4k UHD more than a third is Faith Ordway but the other two get their share of screen time all three are blonde no dyed hair any color darker than light brown Google search
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Spent the first hour of wifes pool party staring into the distance like the American Sniper scene where he’s watching the enemy sniper on the teleprompter due to my own actions (drinking til 5 AM previous night) I’m all good now though
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Big wet asses bouncing and shaking heavy down lighting mirrors on all sides none of the oil from the wet asses gets on the mirrors, film quality mid-2010’s triple A studio (No 4k - think BangBros 2014) leads to sensual lesbian rubdown (LOTS OF MASSAGE OIL!!) google search
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Don’t like country music and especially not Zach bryan
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Heard foodacris is spending today working the graveyard shift at Dairy Queen, his manager told him he could have the evening off if he had plans with buddies but he told his manager “Respectfully, I don’t celebrate the 4th of July”.
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Made some smash burgers on my griddle tonight. 80/20 ground beef from local beef shop that is also part brisket. Put 2 lbs (had company) into a serving bowl at room temperature, lightly seasoned the batch with salt, pepper, Gibsons seasoned salt AND grated some butter into it
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Oh spare me the sob story. JJ McCarthy was totally super depressed when he chose to transfer high schools to a school where you don’t have to study and just play football in Florida. While being a 5-star recruit with a hot girlfriend. Call me old fashioned I don’t buy it
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I’m fucking Curtis bitch you suck it and i fuck it and you bounce and fucking shake on it and make me feel good bitch get you all fucking oiled up and shiny and jeff bagwell stance you from behind bitch fuck yeah I’m fucking curtis bitch you’re gonna do as I fucking command
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Foodacris texted me last night and said he would “fuck the black off ice spice” nice text foodacris but I don’t agree
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He aint got a clue in the fuckin world
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I’m not engaging on this eWhore i really don’t care very much at all it got a little chuckle out of me at first and now it’s just beating a dead horse i don’t care at all can you all shut the fuck up about it already Jesus Christ
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Faith ordway sadie mckenna deep fake threesome POV no male sounds they call the man curtis and its very clear the man in the video is supposed to be curtis and he still makes no sound they are oiled up and tan and waiting for me in bed after a long day at site google search
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Clocked into the site sipping an energy beverage my back still friggin hurts but i will absolutely not be seeing a doctor. I don’t believe in them
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Foodacris ass tweet
I told my 11-year old daughter that Joe had dropped out and she started to cry and through her tears she asked “So who will run now?”
And I said “Kamala.”
And then she shouted “FUCK YES!!!!”
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I don’t like this “looking for a man in finance” tik tok trend. I think its gay and stupid. I’m going to start my own trend where I’m looking for a woman but the woman is of my own personal specifications that I will list at a later date and see how women like it
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CALLING ALL PATRIOTS. CALLING ALL PATRIOTS. CALLING ALL FUCKING PATRIOTS!
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Drinking beer you could never afford (Michelob Ultra) from a hot tub you’ll never be in (Curt Sr. got a nice friggin bonus 10 years ago you’re more than welcome to come over)
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@CardsFB99
@the_auburncreed
Yeah he’s a sophomore in Lambda at SC he thinks he’s the fucking shit. Still has letters in his bio and everything lol he tried big dicking me over what country club his family belongs at once
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I’m fucking curtis bitch don’t fucking talk to me like that again in your fucking life you dumb cunt you’re nothing but a fucking hole to fuck for a nigga like curtis get on your fucking knees and know your fucking place you little fuck slut
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People don’t like the college pigskin game because they never played pigskin and don’t understand you can’t throw late across the middle, stick in the same coverage all game, and that getting 5-star recruits to non bluechip programs is hard.
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Silliest thing the left got hyper fixated on in 2020 was replacing the police with “community resources and social workers”. I still giggle about it
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I spent 4 years of college in a politics related major hearing how much these brainwashed sheep wanted Trump dead. I always said they would try this. You don’t see Republicans killing over anything but their family and personal property.
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I’m not going to release any tier lists or lists of things I fuck with, but I will continue to point out how bad I find others to be
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Foodacris takes this before his pickleball tournaments
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Dont think theres a thing more alpha than manning the grill. Im entrusted with everyones satisfaction and I will deliver
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I’ve said since 2020 the Dems used Biden as a means to install Kamala into power once he is no longer fit for office. Was met with stares and rumblings I was a conspiracy theorist back then. I really hate living in a blue state so much
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I’ve never watched a video game stream in my life, I tend to enjoy playing them with my buddies more than watching another person play with their buddies 👍🏻
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Dick assington begins his employment as a digital marketing coordinator for planned parenthood in a few weeks
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Busty blonde amateur college co ed sorority babe sucks and fucks google search
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Took the weekend off drinking to sleep and get stuff done around the house and still somehow woke up with a headache and body aches today. I’ve learned my lesson and will be drinking next weekend since it changed nothing ultimately
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Big busty tits bouncing and shaking interlooped with big wet asses also bouncing and shaking interlooped with AI deep fake sydney sweeney licking and kissing AI deep fake dua lipa google search
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That’s it baby come right over to curtis with those and don’t you fucking dare hesitate bitch
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Foodacris is going on his date tonight at the nicest restaurant in Columbia: Chili’s. Heard he’s getting the 3 for me deal
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I’m gonna pull it out and slap it on your pussy bitch I’m fucking Curtis baby gonna make you cum. And squirt baby I’m fucking Curtis bitch
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Least favorite of my ex wives just got caught red handed viewing my chinese short form video profile that has one (1) post. She used to post chinese short form videos about me for up to a year after we divorced (married for 5 months)
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Real morning wooders know the struggle having to wait to to go soft to take the morninh piss
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I don’t think this could be any further from truth in literally every aspect of this tweet.
Angel Reese is the most famous athlete in the WNBA.
She’s the most famous athlete in Chicago.
I feel as if Chicago media hasn’t added much to her stardom.
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Foodacris? I’m very “sex positive” but I draw the line at posting this on High School decisions pages.
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Dick Ass just claimed he was “racked from coffee” what a loser LOL
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Didn’t mel tucker get fired for “e-raping” the sexual assault awareness person they brought in for the team. Absolutely bizarre concept.
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Do NOT play Mo Bamba around foodacris he does NOT know how to act when that shit is on!! 😂😂😂
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The funniest part about my ambulance ride was the casual conversation I had with the paramedics.
Curtis after waking up: “shit man… I fall asleep outside?”
Paramedic: “Yep you fell asleep outside”
Curtis: “Sorry for the inconvenience fellas”
Paramedic: “you’re chilling”
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