The Auburn Creed
@the_auburncreed
Followers
519
Following
2K
Media
467
Statuses
2K
Sigma Nu 1986 pledge master, True Auburn Man, VP of Enron department of ethics, Peter Millar enthusiast, aden holloway hater
North Korea
Joined January 2024
Very pleased to announce that I have accepted the role of VP of department of ethics at Enron. Very thankful for this opportunity
1
0
26
Now that we have another sec qb caught spitting game on snapchat, where does Garrett Nussmeier rank among these greats?
118
231
14K
The left sent in a hurricane and the left failed spectacularly. Let’s have a day
6
50
3K
Not a fan of people referring to Christmas as “xmas”
20
26
2K
Top 10 college towns.1. Auburn AL.2. Oxford MS.3. Athens GA.4. Knoxville TN.5. Fort Worth TX.6. Fayetteville AR.7. College Station TX.8. Norman OK.9. Tuscaloosa AL.10. Columbia SC. Piles of shit: Waco, Baton Rouge.
162
38
1K
@hersheysquirt69 John, .Just earned a follow for this one. Unfortunately I believe this is a little bit of both here. I still see massive opportunity for you here John. Best,.Creed.
1
0
606
Go ahead and put this on the member number. Thanks
6
4
504
Having a gf has made me the most boring person on the planet. Is this a normal experience?.
26
3
481
This bitch has been passed around more than a mid tier reliever.
14
4
461
Pops played a very nice course a couple weeks ago. Thanks for the goods
15
0
399
Some might say this is my best purchase of the year
9
0
362
To address the elephant in the room. Yes I am a skinny fuck, and yes it’s better than being a fat fuck.
Can’t wait to brag about this to women who could not care less (this is one of the coolest things I’ve ever done)
21
1
277
Can’t wait to brag about this to women who could not care less (this is one of the coolest things I’ve ever done)
54
2
283
Here’s a tl cleanse for yall. Roast my swing from a few months ago
18
0
100
@chaddavis2026 Chad, . If you take her back you’re letting her win. Best thing you can do is pretend to not care and go on with your life and go back to winning. Regards,.Creed.
1
0
96
Getting a fresh pair of on clouds has to be a top 5 feeling
8
1
64
Odds bros from New Jersey and wears Nike polos -5000
11
0
52
Creed has his first 8am in two years tomorrow… fuck.
7
0
54
@WalkerWright00 Cheddy, absolutely nothing wrong with renting in this situation. Just don’t buy here. Best.
0
0
53
If my daughter isn’t driving a brand new bmw, rover or mercedes in college then I failed at life.
3
0
50
@timsharter It’s just a cycle of my internship, watch sports, work out occasionally and talk to the wife. Got no desire to do anything else and never been happier.
1
0
39
Fair to say everyone is thrilled about Auburn football
1
0
39
Creed just got offered his top choice internship. Life is very good at the moment.
5
0
36
Got my first tweet with a million views. Very surreal moment. I could use a trophy or something.
8
0
33
@petermillarpaul I was thinking more for the flight attendants but I love your thinking Paul.
0
0
34
Coach don is in a pickle… which shirt for the orange out this weekend?
27
0
31
@DuragRebel Haven’t been impressed if we’re being completely honest durag. Just seems like a ghetto college station to me.
2
0
33
Top 5 khakis.1. Peter millar.2. Lululemon.3. Footjoy.4. Travismathew.5. Puma (shockingly not horrific). *there is a major gap between 3 and 4.
19
0
30
Showing off the game to the potential mrs creed. Let’s have a day
1
0
30
This is fucking awesome and anyone who tells you it isn’t is a fucking loser.
1
0
27
Fun fact: that would be the 16th largest stadium in the SEC.
0
0
23
Top 5 worst polos.1. Nike.2. J Lindeberg.3. Adidas.4. Lululemon.5. Greyson.
15
0
23
We might need to shrink the game. Lock these shits up
2
1
24
Worst cities in America. 1. Jackson Mississippi.2. Baton Rouge Louisiana .3. Montgomery Alabama.4. Memphis Tennessee.5. Anywhere in New Jersey.
5
0
23
Yeah I got an exam tomorrow .No I’m not prepared.No I will not waste my 21st studying for said exam. Thanks for understanding
2
0
24
Back in Texas, leave for auburn tomorrow. Only one option
4
0
19
Corporate wants to find the difference between these two
2
1
22
A chick at the bar guessed I was from New Jersey. It might be over.
4
0
21
I better not see any of you show up to the course wearing these
1
0
20
Might get called a yank for this but I do enjoy a corona
5
0
21
Every A&M fan thinks Auburn I’ve talked to thinks Auburn is beating them this Saturday and every Auburn fan I’ve talked to (including myself) thinks A&M will get out of here with a win.
7
0
18
Just threw some money on Harris. Something tells me she’s going to pull it off
7
0
19
How do people go to a sec school and not know who their football coach is? Would and would though
1
0
19
You’re telling me Augusta national is handing these out? Don’t mind if I do
1
0
19
I’ve waited a long time to say this. Jordan hare im inside you
2
0
16
Top 5 polos.1. Peter millar.2. Holderness and Bourne .3. Dunning.4. Donald Ross.5. Footjoy.
12
0
20
I can confirm buying a girl a drink just for her to immediately fuck off is one of the most defeating moments a man can experience.
1
0
18
