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*sobbing* I'm gonna have to make 2025 my year no other option *heaves*.
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Abbey ye bhosdika video har 6 mahine me vapas aa jaata hai.
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Oh thank God I thought this was her kumbh mela debut😭😭🧿.
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Samay Raina found alive and unfunny under a creepy tweet. Shocking but not surprising💔
@V_for___ Guys it’s not fair. You cannot outrage on twitter. Please outrage on my youtube comments section so there is some ad revenue at least 🙏.
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FUCK VANGA REDDY.FUCK ELVISH YADAV.FUCK SAMAY RAINA.FUCK EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN ACCOMODATING THIS BLATANT MISOGYNY AND RAPE CULTURE AS "DARK HUMOUR", "DARK CINEMA". I HOPE THEY ALL DROWN IN A BURNING VAT OF OIL.
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Watched fabulous lives of bollywood wives and these women's inability to communicate in neither hindi nor english fully is horrifying.
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The gayest thing about Gianmarco is not the body language, the wokeness or the gay voice it's the fact that he's ripped for no reason year round.
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Hehe
Snickers is just chikki who went abroad for higher studies.
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There is only one barber in Ireland.
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So he took money from you, abused you and you are here acting righteous for not demanding reparation?? Sister you are are FOOL.
I gave dowry and even sold my gold jewellery to run a household but took no alimony from my abusive ex husband. YES, WOMEN LIKE US EXIST, but nobody talks about us because we don't fit the agenda. Sorry but not sorry.
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This is what actually enjoyable dark humour looks like btw.
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Men in the industry could not handle how nuclear her screen presence was.
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This is absolutely the correct approach towards anyone who has the guts to complain about food they didn't cook.
A month old news, but goddamn. So guys, eat your food silently. 😭.
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I'm 10-12kgs down from the weight I was 3 years ago and probably 6-7kgs down from what I was 6 months ago. I didn't do anything too strict to achieve it. But it is probably the only thing I've achieved in the past 3 years. I want to be proud of myself but I feel like I won't do.
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I think enough time has passed for me to comfortably say - this movie was SUCH a cringe fest 😭 had to physically walk out of the theatre in second hand embarrassment more than once.
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I see her and I completely understand why Om took one look at her and fell so hard in love that he came back through space and time just so he could find his Shanti again. Because same🤲🌟💘.
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Deepika Padukone is SRK's spiritual successor in bollywood. Ranbir Kapoor is a pendu chauvinist.
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I will never understand the sudden and random Katrina Kaif standom that has appeared in the last few years. She was such a bland flowerpot for our entire lives what's there to love?.
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Clowning Deepika Padukone for her looks is one of the most braindead things I've seen anyone do.
This is what Deepika Padukone thinks she looks like.
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Bhawana you have rocked my world.
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Instagram used to be a medium of artistic expression. Now it's just bland ideas for sponsored posts.
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This is what overtherapizing has done to our generation. Sometimes I'm hating because people deserve to be hated on. That's all.
I wanna be such an unapologetic hater but I’m sadly also self aware so when I catch myself hating I immediately go into an introspective spiral of ‘oh what does this say about me?’ and ‘what deep seated insecurity is this stemming from’ and then it’s just Not Fun.
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Called what?!
If masculine women are called Tomboys, why aren’t feminine men called Jerrygirls
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She needs to be institutionalised for how insane this is.
He had a vision she had the face they came together they made Her-story
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Babil Khan ass tweet.
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"me and who" "my friend when" tum logon ko apne phephdo ki padi nahi hai kya.
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Shaheer Sheikh has the most amex black platinum unlimited face card this country has ever seen like damn.
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@clayyytonbigsby I feel like someone thought of the phrase "genz chudail" and felt it was really clever and wrote backwards from that.
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Bro is prime example of diaspora who don't know anything about desi culture so they overact by calling out people saying chai tea and naan bread.
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There should be 50rs fine for wrongfully entering the competition.
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This woman has played one day of pro basketball and already been harassed twice.
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This is a load bearing tweet of our time.
DIMPLE BHABHI HATIYE AAJ AKHILESH BHAIYA KE LAUDE PAR MAIN BAITHUNGA.
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The way I would've slapped his plate into his phone. le kha bsdk.
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@stfuaashi I think female friendships are great and very nurturing and sometimes at the detriment of your braincells, a learning experience for men but the moment anyone says so&so is my girl/boy bestfriend/bestie it's only alarms in my head.
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Bffr
Ravana's birthplace was present-day Noida. He became king of Lanka later. Ramayana was just a fight between two guys from UP.
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I'm so glad Indian men are getting their time in the sun at an international level.
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@saucherie I think neither of them are serious adults that's why they're having a hard time playing that on screen.
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Vishwas agar tumpe koi thook de toh vo thook tak ki barbaadi hogi.
Protest ke naam pe butter naan, butter chicken chalega toh over weight hi nikaloge. All the money that was spent by govt on Vinesh phogat , I want the full amount to be refunded by the athlete. Honest tax payer demand answer’s 👍🏻
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Haraamkhor.
I didn’t have cash, and he had no online payment facility. He still took me to my destination, saying, “Whenever you can, spend the money you owe me to feed the birds”… Muhammed Babu ji, a tuk tuk man
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My mom's theory is that Shahid Kapoor was so pathetic in this film that karni sena was mostly just embarassed to see themselves in him.
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This is me with contact lenses. Imagine you put that little jelly circle in your eye and suddenly yiu can see.
I understand a lot of things in this life but I honestly still think Bluetooth is literal magic.
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I just remember reading a comment once that said "it's amazing how Yuki managed to get a job in f1 while only being vaguely familiar with it". Still true😭.
the clue : "at my family home i have miniature donkeys". yuki : "LEWIS HAMILTON!" dfkm 😭😭☠️
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@vaniIlaessence Let her know anything she can do without you in the house she can do with you there.
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Samay Raina just satisfies men's desire to violate in one way or another. Never in my life have I found any humour in his "dark, darker, darkest".
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I mean if you like Piña Coladas. .
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I've been wasting money on curl cream and hair gel for nothing turns out I just need to fall in love who knew.
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This is not enough put him in jail.
"Byju's is worth zero today," - founder Byju Raveendran in a press conference.
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I was thinking about this. The death of the casual family restaurant has been so tragic. No real food not a lot of places to go eat with your family at.
Anyone else finding all these cafe food super boring and repetitive. All the fanciest of cafes have is pasta pizza burger nachos literally no creativity?!? At least give us an option to expand our palate, no one is serving real food, it's just a place you go to catch up w friends.
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Liking this tweet in that it's accurate but not actually liking what it says.
Queer women don’t have to say all this because it’s usually just assumed in “my friend”.
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We always expect perfection from women😔.
you guys could have wiped her off a little before posting.
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All these consulting groups have the same exact MO. Reduce your QA, security and fire your employees you'll be profitable. They charge boatloads and take months/years to come to these glorius conclusions too.
BCG - Boston Consulting Group charged ₹132 Crore from Govt to prepare roadmap for healthy balance sheet for BSNL and in the end they advised to cut 19,000 jobs. 😂.
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This would be so pretty if couldn't also taste sulphur and pm 2.5 in your mouth😍.
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Has Anand Mahindra seen this.
🚨 Bengaluru Police have arrested a 38-year-old man who allegedly used pigeons to identify locked houses for robbery.
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THISS!!! Jhansi, Kanpur and Meerut have no reason to be in the same state.
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Nobody's asking the real question. Are they going to be promoting this film in Japan?.
Christopher Nolan explains why he didn’t use CGI for the nuclear explosion in ‘OPPENHEIMER’. “I find CGI rarely is able to grab you. It tends to feel safe. Even if it's impressive and beautiful, it's difficult to make you feel danger.”. (Source:
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They really started making the show and midway realised every other character is more interesting and endearing than Sheldon. I can't wait to see how they spin Mandy and Georgie's storyline.
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Why do people enjoy misal pav so much? Sprouts don't have enough starch to give the gravy any texture, it's just sprouts in spicy water.
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She needs to fire Jack Antonoff and venture into rock n roll.
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The only 24-year-old McLaren driver that can give Lewis a run for his money is the 24yo version of himself.
The 24-year-old McLaren driver is giving Lewis Hamilton a run for his money.
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I remember when they said it took 55 Lakhs to maintain this hair throughout the film no one really believed it till Katrina refused to actively deny it in the press junkets😭.
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If I was known as Beerbiceps' no-fap partner I would not be opining about other people's PR in public. But that's just me.
Shubh needs better management. Probably has yes-men around him who couldn’t guide him on the repercussions. As a commercial artist, you are effectively a business. Voice out your opinions but know what will affect your work. There is a reason why the top folks are PR trained.
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Bro the main spectacle of the sport is a driver's championship why would you not support drivers. That's like saying you'd stop supporting Nadal is he stopped wearing Nike.
i don’t watch F1 religiously neh but there’s something wrong about changing cars bc a driver changed too, it’s just weird.
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I didn't think I had another me and who left in me but me n who🥺.
My husband's love language. Always making sure I eat the right thing at the right temperature.
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Oh I'm so glad her tour is coming to an end so she can finally let go of restraint and talk about Palestine as she has been waiting to. I'm sure🙏🙂.
Taylor Swift addresses the cancellation of her Vienna concerts due to a planned terrorist attack:. “Let me be very clear: I am not going to speak about something publicly if I think doing so might provoke those who would want to harm the fans who come to my shows. In cases like
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By time children start getting good at sports they get enrolled to coaching classes and then they have to drop everything to "concentrate on studies"🫰.
I just realized that schools in India have gone backwards in sports over the years. When I was growing up in 80s and 90s, my school had all variety of sports (Training as well as competitions) like shotput, javelin, archery, various martial arts etc besides the regular athletics.
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Thak chuki hu undisclosed ads dekh dekh.
ordered a packet of pads on zepto and they also sent this “period care package” which has green tea and more pads and such cute packaging wtf 😭😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
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Demanding justice from whom??? This whole country is a dystopian psycho case.
#WATCH | West Bengal CM Mamata Banerjee takes out a rally against the incident of rape and murder of a woman doctor at RG Kar Medical College and Hospital, in Kolkata. She is demanding justice for the victim and capital punishment for the accused.
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Squeezing one last me and who out of my dying body.
how i look at him when he explains something very basic without making me feel stupid
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This is healing my inner child.
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This man is currently driving better than half the people on that grid.
Franco ColaPOINTo 💪. Leaving Austin with a point in the bag for the team. 💙
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Guys has anyone had a successful cure/treatment for hair fall because I'm on the verge of going visibly bald and it's really bothering me now. Please rt I need help.
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Oh yeah this happens every- . extortion?.
I was a public school teacher in Japan for 10 years. Partial list of things I have busted kids for doing during cleaning time: Smoking, fighting, extortion, riding a motorcycle, having sex, going home, going to the conbini, theft, arranging gang rumbles, shoplifting, drinking . .
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Once the death toll of massacred people crosses 6 figures we should stop giving a fuck about semantics.
Love the concept but it feels pretty anti-Semitic to put that menorah tattoo on him. Menorahs represent Judaism as a whole, and Judaism isn’t the problem, it’s Zionism. That being said, yeah let’s make Israel feel uncomfortable more please.
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"apparently" and it's the most misleading piece of misinformation you have ever read.
So apparently you need minerals and electrolytes in your water to get hydrated lmao otherwise you’re just filling up your bladder lmao.
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I wanted to be an AddGel Achiever girl soooo bad but they were expensive asf!! I was a flair butterflow and JiffyGel girl though.
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I think we should bring back prejudice against tattoos.
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Looks like a Vogue India cover(derogatory).
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Viva la Vida hona chahiye.
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So all said and done, this man fell into the trap of internet propagated violent misogyny and that paranoia made him k*ll himself. It had nothing to do with his wife, who he harassed and assaulted. And the men of this country are crying for this??!?.
"killer of baby boy".How? Gender of baby was not known, . woman had a kid and had pregnancy again while breastfeeding the kid. She wanted to abort, court at first agreed but then rejected it and asked her to have the kid anyway.
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"Here's what this slice of bread does to my blood sugar" idgaf watch me drink a litre of ganne ka ras.
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Vijay Verma cemented himself as a legend of hindi cinema the moment the director called action on this scene.
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