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My dad used to write love letters to my mom 21 years ago???? I'm shshshshhshs🥰🥰
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Born to kiss the floor u walk on forced to like ur story
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Just saw a couple high five each other after dropping their kid to school???
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Dalit ki beti thi toh chupp chaap se jaladiya
Gaay hoti toh sheher jaladete
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Congratulations on having a boyfriend just don’t do it in front of me
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Delhi wale laude kabhi kuch achha nahi karenge
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12 people have made it to the moon and only 8 have won Takeshi's Castle ?
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One good day and u think ur back and then boom back to ur room the 4 walls of sadness😭
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Hope she leaves u ong
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Abhay Deol is just a sensible version of Kangana Ranaut
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Do it in a gap year at a brown household and then we talk
Going through heartbreak whilst working at a 9-5 sounds like hell 😂
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Ibrahim Ali khan looking extra fine here
Cillian Murphy and Barry Keoghan in newly shared photo.
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Now we fuckin talking
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Convincing the sharks(my mom) for a very difficult deal(getting a cat inside a domestic household) for the stability of my start up(to save me from my crippling anxiety)
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The audacity is commendable
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who tf invented unreciprocated love? Come out we need to have a chat.
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on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, against the window, in front of a mirror, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, outside, in the pool……….
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Family road trips are so depressing man imagine seeing an insanely beautiful view and not being able to pull out a cigarette specially when the other person next to you is constantly smoking (mera baap).
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My mom got so many marriage(25th anniversary)gifts and she called up all the people whose gifts she did not like,got them to spill the store names from where they bought it and exchanged every fuckin item for things she liked and it took her an entire week to do this?????
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They should invent a father who doesn’t shout
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This aunty came to meet my mom with her 6 y/o son who enters my room unannounced walks up to me looks me in the eye straight and says Bhaiyya aapki girlfriend kaun hai???
I froze for a good 10 seconds and then replied “nahi hai”to which mfer replies I thought everyone after-
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Kangana spoke for 90 minutes about how nepotism is bad
And her manager is her sister
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Babe I swear I have changed a lot pls trust me
Every moment of my life is dedicated to upholding the noble values enshrined in the Constitution of India, given to us by Dr. Babasaheb Ambedkar. It is only due to the Constitution that a person like me, born into poverty and in a backward family, is able to serve the nation. Our
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I got the wrong masala from market now mom wants me to go return it and this is so embarrassing dude I’m literally 22😭
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"it's coming home " laude bhagat singh died for u
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Isko sutta Marne chalra bolke shadi mandap pei le aaye bhai😭
Aamir Khan's daughter Ira Khan and Nupur Shikhare's registered marriage
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Kisi ko feminine ya masculine urge hori hai kya assignment karne ki?
Dm asap
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Tabhligi jamaat was anti national and this is patriotic?
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I asked my trainer why don’t u push me and shout at me like u do to other people when they get tired in bw a set and man legit said bhaiyya aap itne cute lagte ho appe chillane ka dil nahi karta.
Mfr is the most buffed giga alpha chad ever and still calling a grown ass man cute😭
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remembering the time when I had a huge crush on this girl in my tution and one day there was no other seat vacant other than one besides her and I sat there nervously avoiding eye contact till she tapped my shoulders and said hi
And I replied so excitedly that I spit on her 🙂
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18 gets a girlfriend so why did u not get one??
Turns out he once told his mother he likes a girl in his class and his mother had told him that u are not supposed to like someone before u turn 18 and the moment u turn 18 u get a gf of ur own choice automatically 😭😭
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The masculine urge to constantly daydream scenarios with the girl you like
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While I was addressing my juniors a girl deadass went ye toh online better dikhta hai Lmfaooo
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Hello Akshita if you're reading this
You were really cool and I loved you and all
But mera Barcelona waala jacket waapis karde bkl saali leke baithgayi
Apnei naye bf se mangle
Bohot mehenga hai woh
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When i told the girl i like that I’ll be leaving Delhi for some time: Byeee
When I told my dealer the same: Bhaiyya aap 3 mahine ke liye jare ho bura lagega jaldi wapis aana pls and ate hi text karna have a happy and safe journey bhai❤️
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A lot of u have no idea that dating apps were nothing in front of lockdown twitter
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The shampoo wait time of 2 mins really humbles u in delhi winters
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I would humbly like to say sorry to my dad and thank him for forcing me to do this degree (I barely survived)
Money and employment is important guys fuck Imtiaz Ali
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Indian wattpad industry running entirely on her shoulders
i was at this party and talking to a dude, so i ask "what do you do?" and he answers "family business". so i go "you got that generational wealth huh" and he says "yes, and it can all be yours if you let me hit" at least he was honest
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People who don’t have friends don’t have them for a very very good reason
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When ur card declines in therapy and they bring in ur dad
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Told a fresher not to call me sir so he straight up called me bhosdiwaale 🙂
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Chai twt sees one couple in mandir and they lose their shit
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u always regret not sleeping early like damnnnnn sleep gods pls find me again I promise I need u
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CAT pls be easy I have to provide for her also 😣
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Everybody gangsta until your best friend gets in a relationship
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Du wale ek din college jaayenge aur 10 story aur 5 reel banalenge
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this girl just paid for my coffee because she accidentally spilled just a drop of her own coffee on my pants(which I really don't care about)! I love rich peopleeee.
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Plum vanilla body mist u have rocked my world
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Bro was fumbling crying shaking I just love her😭
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I have not met one mfer from this school who is not an asshole of the highest order!!! NOT ONE
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Who tf normalised bathing everyday i want answers?
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Archie’s was not good yes but the way u all going out of ur way to hate it is the exact reason why we never get anything different and fresh in this industry like u have to applaud the team for trying something different😭
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A guy approached my friend saying hey ur cute and she replied with a strong -im not interested in guys to which he said and I quote “Thoda sa bhi nahi?”😭😅
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Guys can't go one minute in a vc without touching their hair
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God the women u sent on this earth to be pretty and smiling are crying over DTU men pls do something
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Indian Bois can play pubg for 6 hrs straight but saala aadha ghanta baat karni hogi toh saalo ko commitment issues hojayenge
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Virat Kohli
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How woke do we have to be about this guys?(Can I laugh?)
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Modiji pls ye bhi announce karo ki parents alag aur bachhe alag rahenge
Warna I quit
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Ask a brown boy to pose and 20 out of 10 times he'll look at some random direction and show his jawline for no reason
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All of u mfers wishing for early summer u gonna regret so bad now
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Sex and all is cool but kabhi chote bacche ko behenchod bolna sikhaaya hai?
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The only reason I hate Delhi is u can never ever recreate this there
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Imagine slapping someone in the oscars for ur situationship
Jada Pinkett Smith reveals that she and Will Smith have been separated for 7 years.
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Delhi fights are just two dudes saying “haath toh laga ke dikha”
“Abbey tu laga ke dikha” to each other until more dudes on their activa arrive
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Wtf lmfaoooooo finally congress signed a worthy candidate??
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Lmao you think you have problems think about sapiosexuals in Delhi.
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Hi guys well i have to talk about whatever happened yesterday.
My dad came on twt and because I had my contact number synced with my account and thus I popped up on his recommendations and he followed me and replied to on one of my tweets which blew up. (1/n)
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Can't believe this idiot ravish kumar talking about gdp in his prime time instead of rhea chakroborty
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Nobody ever said this
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1 packet maggi is too less
And 2 is too much
Haina?
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We saw an offensive post on social media which made fun of our god so to please him and protect his honour we resort to violence and killings of people now our god is all happy and proud of us 🥰 uwu
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@republic
and Arnab well just wanted to say that the blood of those 20 soldiers are on your hands when you in your suits sitting inside your ac studios call for war.This is what happens in war,it's normal soldiers who die not a yelling bastard asking for war from an ac studio.
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Me and My mom went to aiims and distributed dinner to around 10 people sitting outside metro stations because people are literally dying on roads atm outside aiims So If you can help in any way please do because the authorities do not care one bit!
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The downfall of the industry is only due to pathetic dialogue writing.The stories are fine the acting is fine the direction is okay but it still doesn’t feel the same why? Every conversation in a Bollywood film looks so forced with casual internet words thrown in randomly 😭
What opinion about Indian cinema will have you like this?
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Don't question the oppressed on how they want to protest, ask the oppressor that why were they forced to do so?
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My kids have two name choices Mohammed and shami
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Tshirt sei hi gand fatgayi tum kya hi meninist banoge
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I don’t want any ugly thing apart from my son in this house-Mom 😄
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Had me on floors
whats a bollywood movie scene that never fails to make you laugh?
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