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@jasontindall_ Just know that Jake Humphrey is going to absolute nail the lid on the coffin of this
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@Csitfc12 6 legs on view
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@tancredipalmeri This looks like it was filmed from the back of Diana, Princess Of Wales’ car
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The amount of men on twitter who can’t deal with a woman doing punditry on the men’s game is staggering. Not sure how much more qualified Jill Scott can be tbh. And the fact is she’s standing next to Joe Cole ffs.
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@ScouseCommie @eastlancsKopite Erm…. You lot won the PL behind closed doors. Does that mean it means nothing?
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@ScouseCommie @eastlancsKopite Yeah but I have no fans so no one cares what an idiot I am
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@fesshole Well, I think we’ve found the most boring one yet
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@ScouseCommie @eastlancsKopite Haha you said what you said mate. *
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@ScouseCommie @eastlancsKopite Nope, too late. To use your own words, no one cares about Liverpool’s only league win this century.
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First time I've seen Renato Sanches touch the ball. Absolute #beast @FCBayernEN
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@c_jones_87 @jackosboss @sainsburys You do know it’s possible to feel sympathy for someone even if you think their issue could have been avoided? Merry Christmas
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@Pugophile I think being a nonce is worse than getting married and moving abroad
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@Prestonhcafc @SportsPeteO To be clear, your analogy suggests they’re worth £300m….
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Amazing end to the game but fuck me Steve McManaman is trying his hardest to spoil it by screeching away on @footballontnt
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@paddyjdavitt If he gets it every week he can hardly think it is a Wagner tactic. Also Wagner doesn’t have any tactics.
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#ncfc were shit tonight, and we are fucked but #htafc deserve credit. Best team we've played this year. #workethic #teamspirit #press
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@ronin21btc @NoContextBrits That’s some great insight pal but please just answer the question in future.
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@FourFourTwo Lovely stuff.
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@AccidentalP I will wear that T-shirt with Crowded House on it
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@InsuranceRyan @HarveyDownes92 @arseblog Don’t buy insurance from Ryan is my takeaway
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@Peter_Mahoney_ @StoolFootball No, the team that gets the most points deserve to be promoted.
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@j7zc1 @BeardedGenius ‘The timeline’. open a window mate.
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@timseesthelight
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@CamJBradbury They should build some sort of underground mass transit system in London to help in times like this
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@Tony_Robinson Seen this a lot, so not sure of the correct source
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@vinn_ayy Be careful mate, that’s an officer of the Twitter law you’re addressing
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@Sammydwills Well in my opinion it’s because it was such a good result for us. We are rubbish, you are our rivals and you are so much bigger a club than us. Bigger ground, more historical success. Why shouldn’t we celebrate a draw, feels a bit like a giant killing.
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@Postecogniac Counterpoint: no he isn’t.
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@LozzaFox @BBC Criticises Nike: he wears Nike Criticises an actor: he’s an out of work actor Criticises a mayor: nobody wants him to be mayor Criticises a father: he’s a terrible father Just need his thoughts on a recording artist for a full house.
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@ShakeLS Fuck me this is some weird shit
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On & off the toilet with an arse like a bag of Revels, so an @AthleticoMince marathon is in order. The podcast for all occasions.
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@BFirstParty Well, you lot are the experts in making everyone hate your cause
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@MondayNight316 @Saraya What a weird thing to say to somebody
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@MUFCOWM @FabrizioRomano Can we go for a beer mate?? I want to hear more from you
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@dommelbaer @timothycsimons It’s not every other day in Europe. That’s the difference. The situation in the USA is totally fucked.
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@RedWallPleb @Peston At least watch it before commenting 😂
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@AndyRobsonTips So rare to see a winner off of this. Split it all day long in my eyes.
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@Peter_Mahoney_ @StoolFootball Yeah because Notts County have never had a massive injection of money have they? 🤣
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@ZcottAFC @BeardedGenius If you can’t see this as a joke it’s a Tragedy mate
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@MikeBubbins With your history it’s staring you in the face man; Alehouse Rock
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@barneyfarmer Has ‘the end of the Piers show’ been used? It must’ve been used
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@LeoMars75 @StealthElectron Can we hang out some time? You seem like a chill guy
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@LorraineWFA And yet you haven’t given the actual reason you don’t like her.
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@MartynChalk @laithwaites Relax mate, just call him a bellend like the rest of us
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I think I am allowed one of these. Absolute proud dad.
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@classicshirts We were sponsored by Digital Phone Company for a while. This guy always got a good reception. Very mobile on the pitch. Etc. #ncfc
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@pinkun @TheSummit_Fdn I hear you’re a racist now Stuart
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@James_Thorburn @SuellaBraverman Would have saved loads of time if you’d just typed ‘my name is James and I’m an arsehole without empathy’
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@LaurenceLola2 @LozzaFox No he isn’t. No it isn’t, so no it won’t. No he doesn’t. No it isn’t. Regards and sympathies on you 👍
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@TonyCampari I think Eddie Howe may soon have a lot more time on his hands. Assuming the owners don’t cut them off of course
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@BenRTrader @InvisiblesMuros @Shredded_teat @YourAnonOne Who on earth would sign up for a video debate with a paedophile sympathiser
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@junglismPhoto @Edward_ansell_ It’s different because he’s not a defender, he hasn’t stopped a ball from going in with his hand, and the rules being as they are he was rightly punished with a yellow card. Anything else you need clearing up?
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@mynewfootyclub must be getting old but was weirdly moved when David told Jon how much he deserved his holiday in the last ep. Nice reminder that however your team are doing, football builds friendships. That’s what it’s all about. #heartofthepod
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@NorwichCityFC Delia Smith is discriminatory against people with an opinion that doesn’t match hers, can you sort that please. #ncfc
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@Jaytdub90 @burtonlisa Not to word words in anyone’s mouth but what I would have meant by ‘people like you’ would have been ‘fucking idiots’
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@benleo444 @MichelleDewbs @Nigel_Farage @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @danwootton Yep, car crash tv isn’t it. Queuing up to see your pal before he’s put away
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@DwanJamie @BeardedGenius He didn’t tweet it. Harry Kane did.
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@timseesthelight
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@Oldboatie @ianbirrell @hettiewagtail What bollocks. Of course we can have an opinion. A court of law has to assume he’s innocent until proven guilty, I can think what I want
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Norwich City first game: Liverpool Ipswich Town first game: Morecambe. 😬
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@mitchellvii Could be that. Or maybe, and I’m just thinking aloud here, stay with me, MAYBE the high turnout was as a result of people not wanting a fucking paedo to be elected? It was probably a rigged election though, yeah.
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@Simon__Jordan @hopenothate Fuck me what a stance. Also your bio is the worst thing I’ve read today
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@sbowden73 @MikeBubbins To The Mammoth Born
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@eric_j_thompson A-ny S-uccess I-s A T-otal A-ccident
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@Rylan Depends… do you love the craic
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Just caught up with @taskmaster and while everyone is great, @Kathbum has achieved adoptive national treasure status for me. I’ll watch anything she’s in. 👍
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@cotupacs Fuck me- are you genuinely saying that nobody of that age has previously died of cancer or heart disease, to give just two examples of natural causes?
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@Aburoy23 @watfordfocus @FabrizioRomano Welcome to the magical world of fun internet banter
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@Peter_Shilton @nikefootball @England There would be 2 more stars on the jersey if you’d have jumped in ‘86 or got close to saving a penalty in ‘90
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Today marks 24yrs since my mum died. She is the benchmark I go by as I try to be a good parent. She taught me the right way to treat people, and the reason I check myself when I don’t. She can’t read this, which is awful, but it’s important to me that I say it. She is missed.
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Merry Christmas all
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@NoContextBrits Who opens all three eggs at once though? Massive no-no for me.
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@gmjnash @gslaing @mrjamesob No bigger bore than a ‘compare rugby to football’ bore
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@NorwichCityFC Genuinely no idea why we signed SVH #ncfc
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@knockemdownes Weird how just a slight kink in the V neck makes it look so much different isn’t it. Lovely stuff
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@MickDennisReal It’s difficult to agree with your opinion Mick. That game was there to be won. Wagner appeared to accept a point very early on. #ncfc
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@alanmchugh64 @vicderbyshire @Channel4 🚨 irrelevant tweet alert 🚨
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@canarykid3 @NorwichCityFC I believe we need a third kit on Saturday my friend
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@NorwichCityFC If Wagner doesn’t think he’s good enough, don’t play him. If he does give him a proper chance. Terrible way to treat a player. #ncfc
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End of a very successful first season with @EtcLowestoftFC League Champions and undefeated. Runners up in the League Shield. Semi finalists in County Cup. Most importantly, absolute great set of boys in the dressing room and in the pub. Roll on next season. #EuEstQuiVincit
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@AKPFineArt @carolvorders ‘The plot’. Fucking hell
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I’m no expert on cricket, as @jbsphillips can attest, but I’m pretty sure that David Gower’s jumper is to blame for England losing this series
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@Councillorsuzie Can I have a go? When I’m mayor I won’t do those things.
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Well done Oxford United on a great season, looking forward to what they can do in the championship
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@tomkektv @itmeolliev @RoxyTall You come across like a sex offender. Feedback.
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@ScouseCommie @eastlancsKopite @Uziworth What’s weird to me is that you care. Why does it matter to you, it’s not your parade? I couldn’t give a shit other than a loathing of Liverpool fans making anything about themselves with this ‘it matters more’ bullshit. It doesn’t. All fans love their club just as much.
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@Bob18719024 @ViciousVideos Gives people hope. Let them get on with it, doesn’t affect you.
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@hip_badger88 @museumofjerseys @steevo_15 Even worse- I saw a poor little boy who's parents had put him in an Ipswich shirt, with Ipswich shorts and Ipswich socks #shudder
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@BestoftheMail ‘Skylarking’
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@Lfcfan136 Liverpool fan in not caring about safety in grounds shocker.
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@PrisonPlanet Abba Live at Wembley Arena is the only video about Sweden I want to see. Ask your mum about it when she tucks you in tonight.
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@philcaso I hope you are enjoying your first ever game of football
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@BJdichter @Resist_05 Hahaha incorrect but don’t let facts get in the way
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For a few years I was stuck in a bit of a rut not realising how unhappy I was, then I met Carli and it was like a light being switched on. Early this morning on the beach as we watched the sun rise, I asked her to marry me and luckily she said yes.
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@stalinsear @VinnyGrappa @Elliott_etc This whole exchange has been a massive win for the #footballfamily
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