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Imagine if Brian Cox was on Twitter, none of us would ever be able to compete
Brian Cox says Joaquin Phoenix was “truly terrible” in ‘NAPOLEON’
“I think it’s totally his fault. I would have played it a lot better… I think he’s well named. Joaquin…whackeen... whacky. It’s a sort of whacky performance”
(Source: )
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I think it says so much about Jurgen that when he was the most famous manager in Germany, the woman he fell in love with wasn’t a model or a singer, but a single mother working as a waitress to fund her social work degree. Ulla Klopp, you are as legendary as your husband 🥰
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Jonny Evans is the only one I feel sorry for, cos he only signed a deal so he could keep fit and do his badges. Now he's been drafted into the Battle of the Somme.
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What’s hilarious about this is there’s about a 50% chance they’re Scousers. We’ve got the oldest Chinese heritage community in the UK outside of London, and they’re some of the Scousest people you’ll meet.
Even if they’re not Scouse, this is just racism.
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Incredibly funny that Alisson felt the ref needed a physical demo of what Mings did to Gakpo yesterday. Absolute icon.
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It's actually mental that both main political parties are fighting to be as transphobic as possible to get the votes of about 2000 weirdos on Twitter and Facebook.
MOST PEOPLE AREN'T TRANSPHOBES. THEY WANT HOUSING, A WORKING NHS AND GOOD WAGES.
Biological sex matters.
We’re protecting women and girls.
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Will never not love how much Brighton fans still love Macca and hate Caicedo
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If you've paid £400k tax I'd be amazed, seeing as your books are 2 years overdue at Companies House, and your company was worth £51k and in £50k of debt...
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Klopp's basically spent the last 7 years thinking everyone was saying "fuck" instead of "fog" hasn't he?
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Kyle Walker: six kids, two different women, cheated on his wife multiple times, exposed himself to a woman in a bar
Joe Gomez: one child, married to his wife who has a degree from UCL, been together since they were 15. Oh, and she’s a Palestine supporter.
I know who my GOAT is.
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Speaking as a Scouser: fuck off.
We're a city built on immigration and always will be. Nearly all of us descend from immigrants, especially the Irish and Afro-Caribbean communities.
Funny also that you've taken this in front of a poster of Trent. A BLACK SCOUSER.
New arrivals, with different ways and beliefs that are incompatible with our Scouse ways and beliefs, are currently coming into Liverpool. This poses a long-term threat to our unique Scouse character, traditions, and cultural identity of our city. If anyone has doubts about this,
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We were allowed it for ONE game. Fucking cunts.
🚨 The Premier League have granted Manchester City’s request to wear the golden badge on their kit for another season.
(Source:
@MikeKeegan_DM
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I can’t believe we missed Szobo wiping Trent’s tears for Klopp with his shirt 🥹
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I think I've worked out how Luis Diaz and Curtis Jones speak to each other! 😂
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Oh, I didn't know he was Muslim as well. Mashallah, Conor!
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Owen Beck just sitting and nodding the way you do when a nutter sits next to you on the bus
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LFC TV doing some George Lucas special edition CGI shit to cover up Trent during Virgil's goals comp is amazing hahahahahaha
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Just a reminder that before he came to us, he was Captain of PSV and had never played for anyone else in his entire career since being a kid. He loves this club so much and constantly talks it and the city up! 🥰
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I'm gay but finding out Michael Fabricant and Andy Street are partners is enough to make me feel homophobic
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Didn't care about his kids when he was cheating on their mother, did he?
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'Ello den Liverpool, warra Eurovision dat was den, here's the 12 points from the Scouse Jury
they should’ve had a scouser (curtis jones) announce the votes for the UK
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How are West Ham singing "Champions of Europe, you'll never sing that" to Aston Villa, a team that's won the European Cup?!
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I don't think we talk enough about the fact that Wataru Endo is a best-selling author in Japan and wrote a self-help book about how to play football.
King shit.
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He dropped a masterclass at the San Siro against Inter and won Man of the Match against AC Milan.
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You guys are still making documentaries about trophies you won 25 years ago, behave.
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England's team tonight wouldn't exist if they "Stop the Boats"
Trent: America, Jamaica
Walker: Jamaica
Guehi: Ivory Coast
Lewis: Jamaica
Rice: Ireland
Saka: Nigeria
Grealish: Ireland
Watkins: Caribbean
Pickford: Ireland
Maguire: Ireland
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He's getting abused in the press even when they win. I fucking hate this country.
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Btw, Cillian Murphy is a Liverpool fan who wouldn’t take a photo with Gary Neville but fangirled over VVD, he’s so real for that ☘️🇮🇪
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Weird you ignored Jones-Szobo-Gravenberch with 22G/A isn’t it?
They laughed at this Midfield this season;
Ødegaard - Rice - Havertz = 20G/A
Palmer - Caicedo - Enzo = 15G/A
KDB - Bernardo - kovacic = 13G/A
Casemiro - Bruno -Mainoo = 9G/A
Szoboszlai - McAllister -Endo = 8G/A
Now who's laughing 🤔😹
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Man City's parade: Starts at Deansgate and ends a bit further down Deansgate. Attended by 10,000 people.
Liverpool's parade in 2019: 9 miles, took 5 hours to get to the end point. 750,000 people there to welcome us home...
Levels.
The Man City bus has just left the starting point on Deansgate. With lots of rain! ☔️
#MCFC
#CityParade
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Shearer btw is a perfect example of commentators shaping the narrative. He's still bitter about us beating his team, so here he is making us sound way worse than we actually are.
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Say what you want about the Barclays, but Everton getting relegated because Funes Mori broke Divock Origi's leg in 2016 and caused a lifelong vendetta is absolutely fantastic writing, tbh.
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#Dispatches
is why Channel 4 being publicly owned is so important. They don't need to only think of commercial sensibilities. They can give a primetime Saturday night slot to investigative journalism like this.
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The difference between Pep and Klopp after a player scores their debut goal. It's why players will run through brick walls for Jurgen and Pep wants robots.
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Could you imagine an England footballer coming out against the far-right as elegantly as Ibou Konate does here? What a legend. Proud he plays for us.
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"But now, here's Match of the Day, with Matt Le Tissier telling us the reason Southampton lost was because vaccines are turning them gay, and Peter Shilton telling us the reason he got outjumped by a dwarf on cocaine was a globalist conspiracy"
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They’re trying to turn Mendy into a martyr because they behave in the exact same way towards women. They think this behaviour is acceptable (it isn’t) but they’re scared of punishment for it.
Treat women with respect. End of.
I'm sorry for everything you’ve been through, Benjamin Mendy.
You lost two years of your career, but that's the least of this whole situation… What about the psychological damage? Surely your life will never be the same. The culture of destroying reputations has made yet
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I saw Pep said that Liverpool outspent everyone in the 70s and 80s, so I thought I'd have a little dig myself. Here's what I found:
1975/6
Bought: £130k
Sold: £82k
Profit: -£48k
Highest Spender: Derby
1976/7
Bought: £225k
Sold: £40k
Profit: -£185k
Highest Spender: Arsenal
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You tell me any other £70m striker who not only knows the academy kids, but has nicknames for them as well. Darwin is so pure 🥰
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Btw, Arsenal and Liverpool are two teams who aren't financially doped and have to rely on fitness and emotion, which is why they stumble. City are a financially doped institution who don't, hence they stroll to titles.
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In 1996, Mazinho and Srđan Bajčetić played together at Celta Vigo. In 2022, Mazinho's son Thiago was substituted for Srdan Bajčetić's son Stefan to make his Champions League debut. History.
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What I love about this photo is all the Swiss team are crying, and Shaq is like "Oh look, it's Thiago, my friend from work!"
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BREAKING: Lee Hurst has self-isolated by turning up to one of his gigs.
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By the way, Liverpool would never, ever play against United like that. Even when we were shit, we tried to win.
🗣️ "That's arrogance."
🗣️ "It's not arrogance!"
Roy Keane reacting to Virgil van Dijk's interview after Liverpool 0-0 Manchester United 😳
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Yeah Trent is sweet, but look at Mo with Joey's son 🥰
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Dave Jones on Sky just said Arsenal are the only team to win at St James' Park in the PL since February. We not counting Liverpool's 2-1 win in August then?
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Klopp controlling the weather to derail Arsenal's title challenge
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His influence! 🫶❤️
We have some BIG news! 🎶
@taylorswift13
| The Eras Tour is coming to Anfield on 14 and 15 June 2024. Find out more 👇
#LiverpoolTSTheErasTour
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You know what? They should do more of this. Diaz got to speak, and she translated well for him without it sounding boring!
Luis Diaz shares his thoughts after an emotional Carabao Cup win for Liverpool at Wembley ❤️
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It's actually mad what this lad has had to go through in his career. Won absolutely every trophy by 23, being a key component, but because he's made a few errors (like any player) he's assassinated by the press constantly.
It's all 'think about mental health' until it's Trent.
next time trippier’s in the england squad (which he undoubtedly will be, regardless of form) will ITV be doing an interview with him asking why he’s shit, like they did to trent last season?
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Hahahaha Trent just bodied Geoff Shreeves there after he said one of the goals came down his side
"Well, they have to come down one of the sides or through the middle Geoff, that's how football works..."
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If you can get Klopp to the US you make him President, not Coach of the Men's Team.
Former USMNT goalkeeper Tim Howard believes the U.S.'s next coach should be Jurgen Klopp because of the progressive, front-foot players he would be able to coach.
And Howard is willing to play the part of negotiator to convince the former Liverpool boss to take the job...
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WHY HAS THE KID GOT THREE HANDS?!
Kidsgrove Athletic stand in solidarity with the other 700+ entrants of the FA Cup that weren’t consulted over scrapping replays. We are disgusted that the greatest cup competition in the world is being killed to satisfy the wealthiest 3% of the football pyramid.
#SavetheFACup
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You mean after he's spent the last 7 years slagging us off? Sang about Scousers getting battered in the streets? Voted for Kane to win PFA PoTY because he didn't want Virgil to win it? Refused to sign a £100k-a-week deal at 20 and wouldn't travel for pre-season? No thanks.
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Rachel Riley hasn't done anything in her life to "combat antisemitism" - she got her MBE for services to the Tory party and right-wing establishment by helping to destroy Corbyn. Simple.
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Just a reminder that whilst Man City go out and spend £250m on Kane and Grealish, they're one of the PL clubs that isn't a Living Wage employer. That means not all staff are paid at least £9.50 p/h.
Only 6 clubs are: LFC, Everton, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Brighton and West Ham.
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Makka Salah takes her total goals at Anfield to 5, which is more than:
Marcus Rashford (0)
Sergio Aguero (0)
Eric Cantona (0)
Rud van Nistelrooy (0)
Cristiano Ronaldo (1)
Thierry Henry (1)
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Christ, is it just me or have Carragher and Neville appointed themselves the Voice of Football? I'm sick to death of them, to be honest.
Arne Slot will be the new Liverpool manager!
He’s been successful in his career so far, but is the current Feyenoord boss ready to take on Pep Guardiola 🤷♂️
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You know what? I absolutely love that another fanbase are getting to enjoy 'r Milly. He was here for 8 years and I still miss him, so it's good to see he's in another good place for him. He'll give you 100% every time and he'll be great for your younger players too.
Whatever James Milner has been injected with, I want it. Looks like pure speed, get me on the Oceana dancefloor with it
#BHAFC
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If Danny Murphy calls him “Gapko” one more time, I’m gonna scream. It’s really not difficult to get right.
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Liverpool have banners for heroes who fought the government and establishment to avenge the deaths of innocent people, or to support the poorest in society. City have banners for £80k a week lawyers trying to get them off for cheating.
They'll never be a real club.
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Weird, because I don't remember anyone moaning about Paul Merson mispronouncing names every week for 20 years? Or Chris Kamara not knowing someone had been sent off? Those were funny bloopers, no?
Why can't this woman make mistakes?
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Congratulations to Covid-19 for achieving something nobody else has: getting past both Fabinho and Virgil van Dijk.
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Van Der Vaart at International tournaments:
Euro 2004: Benched
WC2006: Benched
Euro 2008: Out in RO16 to Russia
WC2010: Gave away a penalty and lost 1-0 in the final as Captain
Euro 2012: Captain, grouped.
WC2014: Didn't get called up.
🚨🚨🗣️ - Van der Vaart: "We played the way Virgil van Dijk just talked! We just had to watch a disgraceful performance! I want the captain from our country to show some PASSION!"
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Start Virgil, sell the other two and buy Konate.
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Here's my stance on the Chelsea 'Rentboys' chant, as a gay man.
I don't think many singing it are intending to be homophobic, but it is and we shouldn't be singing it. We're better than that. We don't like Hillsborough and poverty chants, so let's not lower ourselves either.
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We'll add it to the list of things Klopp was mocked about, before they eventually changed, along with:
• 5 subs rule
• Teams away in Europe shouldn't play 12:30 KOs
• Cup replays
• January break
• FAs don't care about player welfare
• Crackdown on timewasting
Klopp & LFC tried to come with change needed and all that. Other clubs just focused on him asking for a replay.
(Which was him really showing how drastic change was needed)
Now it’s ‘It’s unacceptable’… Nah brudda, hold that. 🫡
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People complaining about Doctor Who doing "too much history" need to remember that 4 out of the first 8 stories were historical ones. The idea was ALWAYS that a historical story would alternate with a sci-fi one. We had sci-fi last week and next.
#DoctorWho
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We won that game 5-2, your manager got sacked as a result and we also lifted the PL that season hahahahahahahaha
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That’s weird, Corbyn certainly had no issues attending a game at Anfield in the stands…
Starmer has responded to our story on freebies: (I make it that £23k of Starmer’s freebies were Arsenal away matches)
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Me at 3-1: Lol who gives a fuck, Mickey Mouse trophy
Me at 5-4 on Pens: HAHAHAHA GET IN, I'VE NEVER WANTED SOMETHING MORE IN MY LIFE, BRENDAN RODGERS YOU BOTTLING FRAUD
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Klopp has the streets and you can't tell me otherwise, KDB and Haaland literally slowed down behind Gundogan so they could talk to him haha
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Honestly, if it wasn’t Klopp’s last season, we’d chalk this up as a decent outing for a team in a rebuild. But it’s very All or Nothing because he’s off.
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Fun fact: Since the European Cup's founding in 1954-55, no Liverpool fan has reached their 21st birthday without seeing them win the European Cup at least once.
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Surely if Hendo wants to go back to playing medieval football in a massively homophobic area he could just go back to Sunderland?
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Aaaaaaand there we have it. Because we're not happy about our players getting bones broken and a VAR decision fucking us over again, we get subjected to Hillsborough shouts again.
Nah Liverpool fans are never getting rid of their tag after yesterday.
Such victims.
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Sky reporter said he was sat next to Ibou all night who was just clapping Thiago whenever he did anything haha
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Jota celebrating in front of the Leicester fans after scoring the pen to knock them out of the Carabao Cup, after they spent 90 minutes mocking us and the city. The lad just absolutely gets it, doesn't he?
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"Caught"
He's literally calling out your disgusting, tragedy-mocking Tory fans, and not hiding it.
Also, if your stadium wasn't such a shithole he'd have been able to sit in the away end.
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Remember how they couldn't stop the game to award our legitimate goal though lol
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Remember everyone, you don't get to moan about PGMOL decisions against you club now. You had the chance to do so when Liverpool kicked up a fuss over what happened at Spurs, but you laughed at us and told us to get on with it.
You made your bed.
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That's strange, because here's one from 2019 before Jota arrived...
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So you've been in the PL 3 months and you've already been chanting homophobic slurs and mocking Hillsborough? Lovely club.
The club have been fined £120,000 by the FA for homophobic chanting during our away match against Brighton & Hove Albion.
Homophobia, like all forms of discrimination, has no place in football or society.
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Howard Webb getting everyone in on Sunday to re-record the VAR audio
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Match of the Day was decent when you had Alan Hansen on it, and Lineker as a pundit - two footballers who'd won loads, played the game at the very top. But Jermaine Jenas retired at 30 and won sod all. What right does he have to criticise Klopp?
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I'm sure Klopp's absolutely devastated someone who hangs around with dictators and murderers doesn't want to be his friend!
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Diaz came from extreme poverty, and from a tribe where most children don't even grow to be adults due to malnutrition. Despite that, he's Colombia's first indigenous footballer and worked insanely hard to get where he is.
Oh, and played in as many CL finals as Arsenal as a club!
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Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink thinks a midfield containing Fabinho and Thiago will lack experience against the Leeds midfield and struggle.
It's that kind of tactical analysis that gets you the job at Burton Albion.
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