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Football obsessive ⚽️ Camera enthusiast 📸 All things Media 📺 #mentalhealthawareness 💚 Lifelong #ncfc fan for my sins 💛 DM for enquiries or a chat 🤝

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3 months
“Guys can just list random footballers and have the best time” Part 2 I’ll start. Danny Shittu
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Official list of #Barclaysmen clubs: Portsmouth West Brom Blackpool Blackburn Bolton Middlesborough Norwich Everton Newcastle Fulham Tottenham Wolves Birmingham Charlton Reading Wigan Stoke Sunderland QPR Swansea Hull No other club counts 👍
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“Guys don’t care about anything but themselves”
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7 months
Children’s football shirts for £120. CHILDREN. One hundred and twenty pounds. Utter disgrace. And people question why some parents buy their children fake shirts 🫣
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Time to put this back on your timelines 💛
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“Guys can just list random footballers and have the best time” I’ll start. Benoit Assou-Ekotto
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6 months
RUN don’t walk to your local TKMaxx!! I checked mine on the off chance and it was rammed with new football gear! I’ll run you through them 👇
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3 years
My birthday mapped out pretty nicely in the end🔥 I got treated to the sensational Atletico Mineiro Manto da Massa shirt and I am in love! The details on it are just unreal 👌 It was a long wait but I’m buzzing to have it in my collection. Thanks Ellen 😘
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@Y2JAKE1991 One size
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2 months
How is it inspired by the Norfolk coast?
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Inspired by the Norfolk coast 🐚
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@knockemdownes
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5 years
Just saw Harry styles walk out of an alleyway in Hendon
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3 years
That #MantoDaMassa detailing 🥰
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@knockemdownes
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3 years
My birthday mapped out pretty nicely in the end🔥 I got treated to the sensational Atletico Mineiro Manto da Massa shirt and I am in love! The details on it are just unreal 👌 It was a long wait but I’m buzzing to have it in my collection. Thanks Ellen 😘
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3 years
A closer look at the Atletico Mineiro #MantoDaMassa 🧐 After @TalkShirtyToMe_ discussed this in depth in a recent episode, I wanted to prove how beautiful it actually is 😋 The detailing is something special, and the gold, white and black colour combination hits the spot!
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2 years
The unwritten rules of football. A thread
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My club 💛 They’ve smashed it out of the park again with this 💛 Well worth a watch for anyone from any fanbase
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@sfcwxl Doesn’t matter. Portsmouth were prime Barclays
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3 months
Let’s create a thread of beautiful football shirts! I’ll start.
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@Mathaius1873 Blackburn and Stoke want a word
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2 years
Ex-professional footballers and the odd jobs they did after hanging up their boots [THREAD]
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@knockemdownes
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9 months
Nice little vintage section in Adidas… they’ve caught onto the vintage football shirt scene it seems!
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1 month
I hate Ipswich but they played Liverpool and Man City. What a silly tweet
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🚜 Ipswich have had the fewest shots, shots on target and the lowest expected goals total of any side in the Premier League so far this season. The Tractor Boys ranked 1st, 2nd and 4th respectively for those metrics in the Championship last season. Gap. #beINPL #ITFC #BHAFC
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Not sure why this is a shock? If Man City lose, Arsenal win the league. So if they didn’t have the presentation stuff prepared there would be no presentation for the Premier League winner. Not rocket science is it
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No fucking way😂😂😂😂
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2 years
The 90s was considered by most as the best era for football shirts ⚽️👔 Show me your favourite 90s football shirts!
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@knockemdownes
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4 months
The heat press didn’t heat up I guess
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@knockemdownes
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2 years
Let’s talk about underrated football shirts ‼️ Show me a shirt in your collection that you think deserves more love! I’ll start 👇
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@knockemdownes
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11 months
Any football shirt collectors still here? 🥲 If so, reply with a photo of one of your favourite shirts!
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6 months
My first Scottish football shirt! Buzzing to finally add the @AberdeenFC 23/24 away shirt to my collection 🙌 Dubbed the “Northern Lights shirt”, unsurprisingly it was a popular one! Up there with shirt of the season for me! Patches and BNWT too 😍
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5 months
Now the weather is getting warmer (ish) I’m hoping to get out and do more plant X football shirt photography 📸
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4 months
TKMaxx- Oxford Street, London As well as all the usual Man Utd/Arsenal stuff there were lots of different football bits here. Lets take a look 👇
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3 months
I (a 25 year old) just had an energy drink confiscated from my meal deal in Sainsburys because I didn’t have my ID. I haven’t been ID’d for years for alcohol by the way… Energy drinks are 16+. I had car keys in my hand (you have to be 17 to drive) and tattoos on my arms (18) 🙄
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@knockemdownes
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2 years
I want to see some crazy shirts. Show me a shirt that only a mother could love… One that you think is beautiful but others may think is ugly. I’ll start.
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1 year
I don’t know who needs to hear this but @newbalance are an underrated football shirt manufacturer! They are just casually going under the radar putting Nike and Adidas to shame 😮‍💨 Thanks again to @NBFootball for sending me this cracking @FCPorto 22/23 home shirt 🤝
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2 years
Photographers! Show me some of your photos! They can be all levels of ability and any subject matter. Remember to RT/follow your favourites 🙌 I’ll start.
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2 years
When the fourth official signals how much added time there is, everyone in the stadium must, in unison, comment on the amount of added time given, no matter how big or small
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2 years
Japan’s special edition 22 shirt is a thing of beauty 🙌 Inspired by cherry blossoms and Japanese sweets, the Adidas x Nigo x Japan collection features a unique pink and green colour scheme 💗💚 a shade of pink and green that is rarely used on football shirts Every detail 👌
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2 years
Photographers! Show me your favourite wildlife photos 📸 As always, I want all abilities! Follow/RT your favourites!
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2 years
Photographers 📸 Show me your nature photography! I want to see all levels of ability!
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4 months
Please tell me I’m not the only one who didn’t know these were the lyrics to the Champions League anthem
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10 months
Merry Christmas from us ❤️
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1 year
We’re seeing quite a few new shirts getting released at the moment, but just how good are they? I’m going to give a rating out 10 for each one, with reasons why, and will add to this thread as they get announced! Let me know your thoughts!
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5 months
It’s very confusing to look at this picture knowing Norwich aren’t involved at all. To me it looks like Norwich are playing against Norwich #NCFC
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@knockemdownes
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2 years
The story of Ravel Morrison. What happened to the player Sir Alex Ferguson once called “the best” he had ever seen. Now 30 years old, does he go down as one of the biggest disappointments in football history? {A THREAD}
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@knockemdownes
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27 days
Houston we have a problem… As you know, we’ve recently bought our first house. In our spare room I’m lucky enough to have my own double wardrobe purely for football shirts 🤩 However, my shirts don’t all fit on the rail… 1/2
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@knockemdownes
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1 year
They’re awfully loud for a team who’ve rotted away for 20 years and finished second in League One to Bali Mumba’s Plymouth… #ncfc
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WE BOUGHT A HOUSE!! 🏡 Well we bought it 4 months ago but have been so busy with renovations we didn’t take the generic outside the front door photo It’s been absolutely exhausting, but we’re just about moved in now! Now you know why I’ve not been very active on here recently!
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2 years
Photographers! I want to see your landscape photos 🏞️
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2 years
Good morning everyone. I’m turning my account to private for a while. I’m sure lots of you are aware of the impersonation and abuse towards me and other members of the community. I have no idea why I’m being targeted, but please report + block the account. Thank you ❤️
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2 years
Rate or hate?
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6 months
What a goal this would’ve been #NCFC
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1 year
Ahh he’s so good and it makes me both sad and proud
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2 years
Photographers! 📸 Let’s get a weekend thread of photos going! Any photo goes, as long as you took it! Remember to like/RT/follow your favourites! Let’s go 💪
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@FellaFromWolves I don’t even think they count
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7 months
Ever wondered how to safely wash your football shirts? 🫧🧽 Well let me show you how 🤝
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2 years
Show me a shirt from your rivals that you secretly love… I’ll start 😩
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Let’s create a thread of beautiful football shirts! I’ll start with this @TimbersFC number. Over to you 🤝
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7 months
I’m not going to spend too long on this, but changing the colour of a flag isn’t a new thing… The government have more important things to worry about!
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@pierreuk The man who’s name I was convinced had been put backwards by mistake on his match attax card
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@norwich_updates Glad he’s making their fans eat their words
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@knockemdownes
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2 years
Happy Sunday everyone 🙏 Let’s see some great shirts. Show me your favourites in your collection!
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2 years
Best set of shirts of the season? I think so! The home is a classic, the away is classy, and the third is a piece of art 😍 I couldn’t be happier. Which one is your favourite?
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5 months
It was announced that Bonucci retired from football yesterday ☹️ This got me thinking… Here’s a thread of underrated players in the back end of their careers (or retired recently) 👊🏻
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7 months
Nike, you know me too well
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11 months
I am delighted to share that, as of Monday, I will be working full time as a Media Logger for @wbd + @tntsports ! Since leaving university in 2022, it’s been quite the ride up until now and I can’t wait to get started in this exciting next chapter 💪
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1 year
Football shirt collectors, show me some badges!
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1 year
Which player made you fall in love with football? ⚽️ I’ll start. Wes Hoolahan.
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5 months
Norwich City heritage
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1 year
We always talk about underrated football shirts, so how about we have a conversation about some OVERRATED ones… Quote tweet or comment some shirts you think are overrated! I’ll start 😬
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2 years
It’s that time of the week again! 🛁 Which one shirt are you stealing? 👀 I’m also in the process of writing a step by step hand washing guide blog for @CasualFootShirt , so keep an eye out for that 🤝
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3 years
I don’t know what to say 🙄
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8 months
Apparently I turned 25 today 😳
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1 year
⚠️ GOATS GIVEAWAY ⚠️ In collaboration with Caversham United, I am giving away The Goats’ new home shirt! To enter: 1️⃣ Follow me & @CavershamUnited 2️⃣ Retweet & like this post 3️⃣ Tag a mate Simple 🤙 Winner announced Thursday night! Good luck! #GoatsGiveaway
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4 months
My mum has some explaining to do
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"I'd rather not get back in and England get through" ⏩ This England fan missed the late drama after making the decision to leave their Euro 2024 round of 16 game early 😩
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7 months
It’s crazy that Twitter allows you to be racist without any repercussions
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Remember when the English team had English players?
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1 year
It’s the detail that counts 😍 This Finland special edition shirt is just spectacular! Shirts in a box are always amazing, but the fact that the box has the exact same badge and the same design that’s on the shirt, it makes this special. My first proper boxed shirt!
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@fgfmurray You’ve won
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8 months
Fans of big clubs bore me
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Burnley, Sheffield United, Norwich and West Brom deserve a 5 year ban from the premier league. Sick of all of them
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1 year
Happy 6 years 🩷 Every year you become more tolerant of my football shirt addiction 👀
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but women’s football and men’s football are different things. We don’t need to say one’s better than the other. You’re allowed to watch both, neither, or just one. It’s unfair to ridicule the women for being “worse”. Just watch it, or don’t 🤷
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2 years
I’m interested to know how you all store your shirts… - in a wardrobe? - in storage boxes? - zip-lock bag? - other? Personally mine are all in one wardrobe. Let me know how you store yours!
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1 year
It’s the weekend and I have a day off🥳 Show me any shirt in your collection! I’ll start with the @Atletico #MantoDaMassa 👇
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6 months
Things that should be banned from football twitter: Celebration police Ranking fan bases The term “Bottling” Anything else to add?
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2 years
‼️ 7K GIVEAWAY ‼️ 7000 followers 🥺 As a thank you I have teamed up with @CasualFootShirt to give YOU the chance to win a £25 voucher to spend on their site! That £25 will be useful for the next stock drop 👀 Steps: 1) Like/ RT 2) Follow @knockemdownes + @CasualFootShirt
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7 months
All this talk of Germany moving over to Nike and Barcelona moving away from them has got me thinking… Nike have made some serious bangers over the years. Show me your favourite Nike football shirts!
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2 years
What’s on your football shirt wanted list? Here’s some of mine
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1 year
My name is Zekey and I collect football shirts 🤝
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I’m off on holiday and need some entertainment before the flight 👀 Show me a photo of ANY football shirt from your collection or otherwise! I’ll start.
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1 year
‼️ 9000 followers ‼️ Thank you, you bunch of legends. I appreciate you all a lot ❤️ I’ll never tire of interacting with everyone and talking about silly pieces of polyester ❤️
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2 months
WE’RE BACK! My girlfriend rates the Norwich City 24/25 kits! Home, away, third, AND the three goalkeeper shirts 👀 Ellen will be back rating my collection very soon! #NCFC
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2 years
My girlfriend rates my football shirt collection! PART TWO 👀
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7 months
Here. We. Go. A fair amount up for grabs here. If they sell, they sell. If they don’t, they’ll go back on the wonky rail 🤝 Prices include postage. Retweets appreciated as always 💕
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7 months
My rail tells me I have too many football shirts. Sales thread pending…
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My Borussia Monchengladbach collection 🇩🇪
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2 years
Football’s most iconic photos [A THREAD]
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‼️ Football shirt thread ‼️ Show me a favourite shirt in your collection! I’ll start.
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@RedCardFTBL @thesefootytimes I definitely should’ve included man city. Spurs had Krancjar, Crouch, Defoe, Palacios etc so they just made it in for me. Swansea were there from 2011 to 2018 (so a good few years of Barclays) and had Bony, Michu, Sinclair, Danny Graham, Dyer etc. Wigan made it!
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‼️SUPER MASSIVE SALES THREAD‼️ It’s with huge regret that I’m selling so many shirts that I’ve built up over the years, but houses are expensive! There’s a wide range of shirts available! Including a £10 sales section 👀 Prices/sizes below! +£3 postage RTs appreciated ♥️
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2 years
Writing a blog on 90s football shirt manufacturers… Hit me with your favourites!
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2 years
When a player plays against their old club they will either score or assist. It just happens
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8 months
I want to buy a Scottish club football shirt! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Somehow I have 0 in my collection… Hit me with suggestions in the comments!
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10 months
Brandon Williams played well today I thought #NCFC
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2 years
The new #ncfc away shirt is a thing of beauty 😍 simple yet stylish. The burgundy with the gold is absolutely stunning! I’m in love. What are your thoughts??
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